The last thing you ate is now the only thing you can have. How fucked are you?
>>714920355
I just spent the last hour making green curry chicken (red bell pepper, ghost pepper, carrots, green onions, chicken) on jasmine rice. I could eat this shit every day for the rest of my life, no problem.
Roast chicken? I can live w/ that
>inb4 nigger detected
>>714920355
>tfw when cant remember what i ate last other than bottled water
looks like ill find out how long it takes to die consuming only bottled water
fuckin Chipotle
it's been so long i don't remember
>>714923025
never mind it was pizza
>>714923025
>>714923052
is this a ylyl thread? cause i just lost
>>714920355
it was either ham, or a slice of bread with some mustard on it... can't remember.
Really hoping for the ham
>>714921130
but did you eat any of it by the time you posted?
Spicy doritos. RIP anus.
>>714923052
Lucky bastard.... wait, was it good pizza?
polvorones
>>714923390
yeah it was domino's
cum
>>714923451
am so fcking fcked
some grilled salmon with potato salad
kfc and a double cheese from mcdonalds.. im pretty fucked
>>714923137
>ham
>or
>bread with mustard
Why didn't you combine them into a ham sandwich you food averse autismo!?
>>714923358
RIP anon, too... I think.... pretty sure you can't sustain yourself on only Doritos.... may be wrong, though
>>714923571
then I resort to my original response
lucky bastard
>>714923712
Has Domino's gotten good since I've been to the US? o_o
>>714922624
what is on the pizza on the right?
>>714923358
Never seen that kind looks good tho
>>714923629
This is a good question, and I'm still wondering this myself... it was even deli sliced ham, so I have no "thickness of ham" excuse
Unseasoned popcorn, might as well be packing peanuts.
>>714920355
Matzo Ball soup.
Pretty bad, up until I was 8 I loved the stuff. My aunts and grandma made me matzo ball soup every time I went over. But my mom tried to make me a can of the stuff once she found in the back of the closet and it was fucking filled with ants. I continued eating but kept telling my mom from halfway across the kitchen there was ants in it, she kept telling me it's just spices. She came over while I was halfway done and realized there really were ants in it, that's really when I started feeling sick to my stomach. I still can't stand the smell of it, but I've grown up to the actual taste since then.
>>714923856
Most people seem to hate it, but I don't see why... right up on par with other pizza chains, in my book
>incredibly oily sausage and hashbrown taco from the gas station
I'll be alright
>>714923856
Nope.
>>714923859
chicken, ham, spicy beef and pepperoni.
this....I'm ok with this
Scrambled eggs w/smoked salmon, brown bread and a light salad
Large #1 from McDonalds with no lettuce and a Coke.
I honestly wouldn't mind.
>>714923856
it's really the only pizza i like. but i live in the uk not the usa
Domino's, too.
Half and half medium hand-tossed with pepperoni/olives & ham/pineapple... Looks like they threw in free sliced provolone. Probably because my stoned but not obese ass also ordered chicken carbonara pasta with extra chicken, a garden salad, 8pc plain boneless chicken with kicker sauce, and two bottle drinks. I tipped $5 and sent a nice comment to the store. The same person made and delivered my food, threw in napkins, extra sauce, and red peppers. Everything was right.
Steak nachos. Hell fucking yeah!
Cheesy pasta num
>>714924059
>>714924167
You will die from heart attacks while feeling really satisfied
>>714920355
I can live with this.
>>714920355
Tacos I guess I'm good to go
>>714924393
disgusting
>>714924318
god damn right
>>714920355
PF Chang frozen beef and broccoli, with added bamboo shoots, baby corn, mushrooms, and various spices and soy sauce + yellow rice. Washed it down with a Frostie rootbeer. I can live with this I guess.
>>714920355
Peanuts, I guess Im good? Pretty decent nutritional value. Doubt Ill survive long on only peanuts though
fuck french fries and beer...... I'm fucked.
>>714920355
A peanut butter 'n' weed cup. Pleasantly fucked
>>714924001
In fact, I half-suspect that another large pizza chain ran a secret smear campaign against Dominoes... I recall at least twice that I ordered from there, one of my friends immediately reacted with disgust, but then after eating some said that it wasn't bad at all/very good
>>714923137
Fuck... just remembered... it was indeed mustard bread
hibachi shrimp and rice
so not fucked at all
>>714924001
It was my favorite back in the late 80s and early 90s, after all the Godfathers in the area closed down. Once Papa Johns came along, I liked it better, and sometime over the years Dominoes has turned to shit. It's the same name, but not the same pizza.
Nothing beats mom and pop pizza places though. When I was really young we had a local one that was actually owned by an elderly, Italian immigrant couple. Very nice people, and amazing pizza. Not sure how the fuck they ended up in East Tennessee though.
Mashed potatoes, sausage, and cole slaw.. not bad, but I'll get tired of it for sure though.
>>714924825
Yeah agreed. People throw shade at dominos all the time but it's exactly as good as every other fast food pizza joint (pizza hut, papa j's etc.)
>>714920355
Bacon.
>>714923885
JEW
>>714920355
I ate a Hersheys kiss......
Fuck
>>714920355
>cheese pizza
Mmmmm
Fatty Tuna Belly Nigiri. Im straight fam.
>>714920355
chicken breasts
>>714920355
Dominos is so shitty. I work there
>>714924393
This is the only acceptable answer.
Pepperoni hot pocket
>>714925106
Hell yeah, small pizza places are best
>>714925124
I know, right? The thing I hear most is "it tastes like cardboard".... which I can only assume to mean the crust does. And the crust is thicker than other places, I think... but it by no means tastes like cardboard
>>714920355
Chocolate Cherries.
I'm in for a world full of diabetus.
Veal chop with potatoes and salad.Pretty good.
>>714925300
Balki said other wise. Are you calling Balki a liar? Nobody knows like Dominos!
>>714924623
that would honestly start out wonderful, and then turn into torture... you'd be getting the munchies so hard for literally anything else
Homemade chicken pot pie. Loads of good veggies and lean protein despite the high salt and saturated fat content content. Would probably survive well into 60s.
Well fuck.
>>714924623
Will that create an endless loop of getting high and eating?
Very very fucked up. Last thing I ate was my cum 5 min ago, after rolling one of these fap charts.
>>714923574
>>714923873
>>714924623
>>714925242
>>714925670
contenders for "most unpleasantly fucked" award
"salted" tortilla chips. tasted so bland
so really fucked
>>714920355
spicy mkchicken sausage egg mcgriddle sausage biscuit
a fucking orange
>>714926636
not to mention wanting something else >>714926256
Tried the new Thai place.
Noodles with chicken, beef with rice combos. Das it maybe.
Bueno.
i'm eating nature valley apple granola bar. i like them, healthy.
>>714926545
could be a lot worse, anon... I've actually lived off of that stuff before
You even got the best type, good shit
Abuelos. I'm great. Probably gonna get fat though.
>>714920355
Honey garlic sausage with green bean, carots, onions, mushroom with rice.
Not too bad I guess
Wholemeal toast... Well it's been a fun journey. I'll see you all in the next life
>>714920355
Grilled xl burrito and a soft taco from taco bell. I'm 5'10" 140lbs. I think in a couple years I'll be 5'8" 350lbs. My spine will get compressed by my epic man tits. Amerifat here I come!
fuck
>>714920355
>barbecued spare ribs
>mac and cheese
>baked beans
Delicious but I have a feeling I'd get really tired of it quickly.
What if I don't remember?
Cottage Cheese
>>714920355
Plain rice.
I'm a poor college student.
Delicious pelmeni
>>714923451
Spaniard spoted
>>714927254
You'll always forget to eat. At least for a while, until your body begins digesting your organs and you die. Tough break kiddo.
>>714920355
>christmass bread.
fuck.
>>714920355
half french baguette spread with nutella and a bowl of chocolat milk.
Well i'm a solid 10/10 on the fucked'o'meter
basmati rice and gravy ... fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>714927629
Well shit
>>714926545
You're good man, you can eat and be safe with this.
>>714927008
Oriental flavor is also good
Cheddar & broccoli rice-a-roni with sour cream and wrapped in a flour tortilla.
I'm okay with this.
>>714927719
What's Christmas bread?
>>714920355
3 chz lasagna,
oh fuck
whats that the code for?
theres knocking at my
>>714927104
You're luckier than I, for you have toast. However, I have mustard on my bread... so I think that makes us about even
>>714928140
Holy shit, I forgot that was even a thing... gotta get me some more of those ones
>>714928400
I remember when I found out ramen came in more flavors than just chicken and beef. I hate ramen now.
peppermint
>>714920355
cajun turkey... im fine :)
>>714920355
Egg nog. Welp, here comes dysentery
>>714923856
If it was over a year ago then yes. They've overhauled everything.
>>714928599
the shrimp flavor is the worst
Mixed greens. Watermelon and an apple
Gonna live forever
>>714920355
>tfw mom's spaghetti
>>714920355
I could eat them 24/7
>>714929551
kys shrimp flavor is the best, I still eat it.
>>714929776
literally couldn't
Bowl of diced avocado, red onion, red pepper, and hard boiled eggs. I think I'll do just fine for a while
>>714929776
>>714927170
sorry for your loss
>>714920355
Last thing I ate was pussy.
snickers
>>714931047
don't you snicker at me you little bitch
>>714931329
Go eat a snickers. You get a little emotional when you're hungry.
Well shit sugared porridge. May as well kill myself
Zoupa Toscana. Could be a lot worse.
>>714920355
Hamburgers and popcorn. What a shit life.
>>714933377
at least you got tripdubs
>>714920355
Nachos are ok I guess.
>>714920355
It was my father's birthday tonight, so had a fancy dinner. Had an ahi tuna tartar ap, and some she-crab soup with sherry, a grilled sea ass filet over spinach and asiago cheesy grits, and a "gingerbread" creme brulet fr dessert. The dessert was disappointing, but other than that, I'm in pretty good shape.
Culvers chicken tenders and fruit punch Tropicana. I love them only have them like once every two months but I swim competitively so I'm sorta fucked sports wise... And well health wise.
>>714924921
Glad we got that sorted out.
Damn son, Raising Canes chicken tenders with raising cane sauce for life.. with root beer! oh yes..
and a nutty bar
Fuck, ruffles and French onion dip. Im fucked
>>714920355
>cookie dough
>>714927721
>Bowl of chocolate milk
?
>>714927721
>bowl of chocolate milk
What the fuck anon do you drink it like a dog?
>>714920355
homemade hot and sour soup. so completely un-fucked i'm now fucking.
fried potatoes and chicken. gonna git swole
>>714934905
>>714934849
we demand answers, anon
Chicken breast, 3cheese noodles and a biscuit, this is the life
>>714920355
御田 Oden. Very tasty, warm, filling and healthy. I'll be fine.
>>714935441
I'm >>714934905
I just searched "bowl of chocolate milk" on google images and literally nothing of the sort came up. Just chocolate cereal and glasses of milk. We may have a new tier of autism on our hands, anon.
>>714927721
>>714920355
>>714921266
>>714924099
>>714924244
>>714924588
>>714925300
>>714926744
>>714926911
>>714928400
>>714928599
>>714933377
>>714933688
I'm gonna eat pussy for the rest of my life.
>Strawberry Krispy Kremes
10/10 diabeetus but also 10/10 delicious so fuck it
>>714923632
>>714923712
>>714923856
>>714924001
>>714924167
>>714924187
>>714924623
>>714924921
>>714925201
>>714925278
>>714926010
>>714926256
>>714926545
>>714927034
>>714927198
>>714927254
>>714927721
>>714928812
>>714928923
>>714929776
>>714929878
>>714933212
>>714935676
>>714937352
Actually I just made that up. I never had nor ever will eat pussy.
>>714937528
Because I'm gay.
>>714920355
Cupcakes, holy shit
>>714937607
Even if I wasn't I'd probably still get none.
>>714920355
I had a shrimp burrito. Might be missing some vitamins but I'll get plenty of protein.
>>714937779
so close to quads but then you fucked up.
Shit, I had wasabi peas. Didn't even have any water with it.
>>714937912
and you fucked up on dubs
must be a vitamin deficiency
Mac and cheese favorite food
>>714920355
Chocolates I am ded
>>714936564
I mean, I've drank water from a bowl before... but that was just due to lack of clean glasses at the time.
To be fair, when I did, it made me feel all ancient and shit... like I was in some really old civilization where bowls were more commonplace than cups. Was cool.
Rye bread and water. Am I safe?
>>714920355
semen
>>714938845
safer than >>714939077
Skin from my heel.
Fuck.
>>714939922
rolling for quads
>>714940122
rolling for another 22
>>714920355
pork patties (christmas food) with potatoes and brown sauce. Not the best but it sure as hell could be worse.
Chicken Pad Thai.
Haha, I'll be fine.
>>714940165
started off with dubdubs, then down to dubs, then one off... should've quit while you were ahead, anon
>>714920355
Pastrami. It'll be tasty for a while, but I don't think it will pleasant to be on straight pastrami for life.
>>714920355
>Salmon and brown rice
*weight loss intensifies*
Turkey and brie on fresh baked bread. Still fucked due to getting bored of it after a few days.
>>714940911
111th post gets 11 dubs
>>714941104
....poster, I mean
>>714920355
Bread with butter and honey.
Well it´s better than starving anyway so...
Taco Bell Beefy 5 Layer Burrito and a flask of Jameson's...
I think I'll be okay
>>714920355
well boys I'm going to die from nutritional deficiencies now
>>714920355
>sparkling cider and my own cum
welp
>>714941360
at least those things are delicious
>>714925124
Yeah, but all the chains are shitty, compared to a halfway decent mom & pop. At least that's true in the Northeast, it may not be so in the rest of the country.
>>714920355
Very fucking dead, i ate a big mc with extra cheese.
>>714920355
tendies
>>714920355
Just finished up left over Kukhura Ko Sekuwa...I'm pretty fucking set up
>>714922624
What brand?
I ate...
>>714920355
carrots.could be worse i guess
>>714920355
>mfw you will eat ass the rest of your life
>scrambled eggs
>bacon
I'll live a pretty happy life until my fucking heart explodes at age 35
>>714920355
Vodka is a food, right?
Shreddies cereal no milk. Boring but I'll live
>>714941649
>extra cheese
Why the fuck do you people do this
Is the extra slice of shitty cheese really doing it for you? Do you really need that extra cheesy lemon squeezy in your life? Is it worth the money and cholesterol you've built up over your years of degeneracy?
Just eat the fucking sandwich you queer.
>>714920355
Ate a sirloin, a baked potato and broccoli. I'm good.
>>714942648
>all that red meat
Enjoy your crippling stomach pains, amerifat
>>714942261
I scan-read that as "grass" at first, which I have done before
>>714920355
A take out box of plain white rice.
Good thing I like plain white rice.
Can I add soy sauce?
>>714925113
Are you German?
>>714943038
Fucking chinks, speaking English like they think they're people
>>714943038
I would think not, unless you added that to it while you were eating it... in that case you'd be required to have soy sauce on it.
>>714943191
What.
Idk about you, but when I order chinese take out, they always throw in that box of rice.
I like to eat it at the end of the meal, or save it for later since it's filling.
>>714943356
I didn't.
I like the taste of the rice, but I feel like it'd get boring.
>>714943433
I also love white rice... but it can indeed be rather bland. I like to add hot sauce to mine.
Fuck, I'm going to get real tired of tiramisu and cheap beer real quick. I'm also going to die of malnutrition pretty quick.
>>714943380
It's called a joke buddy
Do they not have those over in China?
fucked, bigtime.
>split soup
>>714943607
I have a friend who adds ketchup. Every time I see him eat it I gag a little. But to be fair he did almost bite off his tongue one time and he can't taste much anymore.
>>714943662
Sorry, jokes aren't allowed under the current regime. I tried to catch a container to glorious burgerland, but they caught me and they took my legs so I don't try again.
>>714944016
damn, that's worse than those degenerates who add ketchup to their mac and cheese (though I do this occasionally, as I am a ketchup degenerate)
When I went to summer camp, one of the counselors there added mayo to his pizza all the time... almost made me vomit.
>>714920355
spaghetti with home made meatballs, garlic bread, and a salad. that sounds perfect to me.
>>714944509
I always want to give him shit for it, but he says vinegary flavours are the only thing he can really taste.
I feel like it relates to this thread.
Walnuts. At least i get some protein.
>>714927034
Thats not fair anon.
Last thing i ate, a single granulated piece of sugar that i found laying under my keyboard. I give myself 2 weeks to live.
>>714920355
Ramen for life? probably won't be much different from now.
>>714920355
>Rice
>Meaty, fatty, 1/3 of a whole chicken
>Veggies
>Gravy
>Hot cacao
>Oat crackers
Ehh, okay.
>>714920355
saucless ravioli for the rest of me life smh
>>714945121
I can relate to him on liking the taste of vinegar... I drink that shit occasionally. Also half of the reason that I love hot sauce.
Must suck though, losing most of your sense of taste.
Last I ate was some herb-cooked chicken and asparagus so I'm down with that, and the last think I drank was some Courvoisier VSOP. Fuck yeah.
Fittingly my captcha was "select all the food"
I think I had some Mac and cheese hamburger helper, and some actual hamburgers. I had to get rid of this ground beef and was being lazy, now I regret it if I have to eat it forever.
>>714920355
Pussy...
>>714920355
Just had some german noodles in a bit of broth and am drinking beer.
Absolutely fucked, would die soon.
>>714922624
The fuck am I even seeing here?
Salmon fillet Brussels sprouts and couscous. There are worse deaths than Murcury poisoning. I guess
A Fruit-by-the-foot.
I guess it could be worse
>>714945535
He says it's not so bad.
He used to be 350lb human version of /b/
But since he doesn't enjoy eating anymore, he just eats rice and chicken. And then since he was losing weight he started going to the gym.
Looks like your average alpha now.
Still acts like /b/ tho.
Cheddar jack cheezits. And chocolate milk, and it didn't settle well with me so I'm fucked
>>714946482
Well, I suppose that's one way to lose weight
>>714946565
Stop shit posting faggot.
>>714920355
ass
>>714920355
a little bit of ketchup
>>714920355
clementines
>>714920355
>Baked potato with cheese with pork tenderloin and fried carrots.
No fucked at all.
>>714947056
Enjoy your clogged arteries faggot
>>714920355
Some good Gouda cheese with crackers, some salami, olives, pistachios, dates, basically just munching. Pretty good shit though.
>>714946753
what has /b/ come to... when autists can just shitpost at will
Sad, dark times we live in today
>>714929776
Lel m9.
>>714947360
Absolute insanity I tell ya.
>>714947056
You would be massively fucked. You could survive for a time but your quality of life would start dropping off fairly soon.
Peanut Butter and Bacon on Honey Whole Wheat
Just ate this at dennys. Guess I'm going to end up a fat fuck.
Country Fried Steak with White Gravy, French Fries, Cheese Mashed Potatoes, Buttered Toast and a Coke
>>714923451
flipp cookies
Ate mexican food and have IBS sooooo, ill die a miserable man.
>>714948447
>IBS
What does this actually entail?
>>714949013
Pretend you're shitting nails
>>714949013
Shitting every 10 minutes; stomach pains.
Dunno how specific we're going here, but either way I'm good
>Sandwich
or
>Chicken and Mayonnaise Sandwich
>>714920355
I'll just have to workout EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>>714950098
What is that, anon?
And doesn't sound too bad... you'll get /fit/
>>714950406
Beijing-style noodles with black bean sauce. First ate it in Korea.
>>714927170
I'd fuck the sun maid she's pretty hot
Brownies.
I'll die looking like pic related.
>>714950602
interesting
>>714950657
I call sloppy seconds
>>714922624
goddamn that is a shitty Calzone.
did a vietnamese guy make your pizza or something?
>>714948134
That sounds like an odd combination
>>714920355
Just went to a tepanyaki grill. Filet with soba noodles grilled, fried rice, vegetables, and a rainbow roll.
I'm okay eating this the rest of my life.
I had an eggnog protein shake. Plenty of fats, carbs and protein.
>Homemade beef jerky
Ok I guess.
>fuck
I will be known as Richard the tangerine man from now on.
>>714950602
We have this where I live. It's basically Korean/Chinese fast food but it's honestly pretty fucking satisfying.
>>714953177
Extremely so, but now, I've put on a pound and a half as a result.
It just so happens i ate a cannabis seed.
Apparently one of the few single things that we can eat that you can basically live off for the rest of your life.
I guess ill live, probably die of food boredom though.
>>714924059
why did it take me like 3 years to notice the dinosaur hat???
>>714954217
>cannabis seed
>Apparently one of the few single things that we can eat that you can basically live off for the rest of your life
Your brain dead stoner friends tell you that?
>>714920355
Sliced potatoes, kielbasa, onions, green peppers and a coke. Also not polish
>>714920355
chicken tacos with guacamole
J A M B A L A Y A
>>714955638
Muh nigga.
steak
FUCK YEAH
>>714924167
wtf is a number 1?
Spaghetti Bolognaise. Could be worse...
>>714942133
YOUR OWN CUM
ill be fine i think someone said pizzas are vegetables
>>714920355
A burger with a soda, i'm ok with this
>>714920355
Garlic Shrimp. Not bad.
>>714920355
I'll be fine.
I believe I have a few creative ideas.
>>714959398
Cory?
>>714959689
Nah.
>>714920355
Cock.
guess im doomed to create threads for the rest of eternity.
Fucked
>>714920355
Taco Bell
RIP my asshole
Cheeseburger with bacon , french fries, and a slice of pumpkin pie.