Anyone here with a big cock wanna trade nudes? Add me on snapchat:

Lol you a dude don't lie

>>714917031
Why would I do that?

>5 inches
>big
Pick one and only one

>>714917074
>5 inch
couse you are faggot thats why

>>714917099
I'm not trying to be a bitch. I know most guys on here won't meet that 6 inch limit that I have. So if one of them has a nice thick cock they might get an ass picture

>>714917204
No I just want to be a slut and get back at my ex boyfriend bc he cheated on me

>>714916943
OP, I'm straight and have been married for 8 years.

But I have an incredible urge to fuck you for some reason.

Anyway, I don't use Kik or Snapchat sorry. Just wanted to say you're looking good man.

>>714917330
well i actually have 6 inch but don't expect a pic

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>>714917538
Thank you honestly that really made me feel better, here have another
>>714917558
And whys that?

Thank you for that baby dick Michael I really appreciate it moron

>>714917754
Good question

>>714917754
Oh, God ... my dick ... is fucking diamonds

Any pics wearing a choker, OP? :)

>>714918184
Then answer it
>>714918336
Aww you're making me blush over here thank you

>>714918419
Sorry no but would you choke me while you fuck me?

>>714918517
Thats simple... im not using snapchat and kik but you sure look very feminine, would fap

>>714918694
And I would lick up every drop, the only thing I love more than big cocks is alot of warm cum

How do I know you're not a trap? Where's the timestamp?

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>>714916943
post time stamp faggot

>>714919115
Out of 10 or so guys that snap chatted me I blocked all of them bc they had tiny dicks, what makes you think I would expose myself for nothing in return?

>>714919115
How do you even know It's not a neckbeard lol

>>714919115
>additionally
You're a cute trap

>>714919256
Low quality bait. troll

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>>714916943
whyd your boyfriend cheat on you


cuz you cheated on him first? or do you just have fanatically bad taste in douche bags lol


either way, get rekt nigga

>>714917754
Very cute. I would edge a few times before glazing that face.

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>>714919256
>Refuses time stamp
Alright faggot I've seen enough here no cockerino for you

>>714916943
What's your ethnicity?

>>714916943
How the fuck are you a man? You nearly made me cum on this pic, thank god i switched the tab

>>714919339
I'm serious all 12 or so guys that snap chatted me had small dicks I'm not getting anything yet. unless a big boy dm's y'all ain't getting shit for free
>>714919344
Yea he was a douchebag but he had a big cock so I'd still be with him right now if he still wanted me

>>714919528
Timo to bed kiddo. Timestamp or gtfo.

>>714919445
Thank god I didn't wanna see your baby dick anyways, now get the fuck outta here.
>>714919394
>>714919455
Aww thank you guys and I'm not a man they're just mad they got blocked bc they had less than 5 inches
>>714919447
I'm mixed

>>714916943
totally a dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTGWdVfHvzU

Tits or gtfo

>>714918675
Yes. I'd probably have to take it slow at first while I slip my dick in your ass, but I wand to fucking pound you.

That's after you worship my cock for a couple of hours.

Let me know if you want to move to NZ and be my fucktoy.

>>714919685
Mixed with what? Have a kik?

>giving some hairy dude the privilege of seeing my big schlong
lol hell naw

I won t send dickpics to a jerking fag

>>714919685
I'm mixed too. Mixed emotions on whether I would go ass, mouth, or pussy first. Fucking diamonds here.

>>714919802
Snapchat me and unless you have a big cock you ain't getting shit.
>>714919805
That's really turning me on tell me more and in a second if you're big enough
>>714919819
Bunch of European races
>>714919851
>>714919846
Your loss
>>714919949
Aww thank you you're so sweet

>>714919528
I think you're actually a dude until I get a timestamp. I don't even wanna see your tits either fam.


If you can't write the date or time put a shoe on your head nugga

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>>714916943

no timestamp ? bait

>>714919685
Could you post more pics like the OP one? It'd be greatly appreciated, thanks!

>>714920056
Do you think I give a fuck what one person thinks? I have a bunch of dudes snapping me I don't need you now get lost or keep bumping my thread
>>714920109
Only if it's used for a good purpose

Post a more sexy pic and I will make a cumtribute showing dick

>>714920249
Well, I'm trying to cum to a pic like that, however, one pic won't be enough

>>714916943
if thats you in the pic and you are a guy i'll send you a pic of my 8 inch gay dick for a body pic showing dick and ass

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>>714920447
>>714920469
How's this?

Timestamp or gtfo

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Fucking losers jerking it to a man...

...how pathetic do you have to be to pretend you a girl to get off or even get off to men pretnding to be a gitl...

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714920735
Needs a timestamp.

>>714917458
Ive never actually smelled bullshit before, its really pungent isnt it?

>>714920735
Needs a timestamp

>>714920735
hot damn, i need MOAR!! Would really appreciate a selfie with you biting a nail or a finger, christ

>>714920983
my god what a retard

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>>714920735
>>714920611
>>714920469
>>714920447
>>714920249
>>714920109
>>714920032
>>714919949
>>714919819
>>714919805
>>714919685
>>714919528
>>714919455
>>714919447
>>714919394
>>714919344
Pathetic...

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714920774
>>714920815
>>714920855
>>714920861
First of all everyone who messaged me was fucking tiny so you guys haven't earned shit yet, the fuck you think I am? Your slave? Maybe after you show me you have a big cock but not before

>>714921257
I'm not showing my 8 inch BBC to anyone without a timestamp.

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>>714919315
>>714919256
>>714917330
>>714917458
>>714917538
>>714917754
>>714917558
>>714918062
>>714918184
>>714918336
>>714918419
>>714918517
>>714918675
>>714918694
>>714918875
Losers forever...

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714921257
Stop trying faggot. lel

Indeed, you would be by bottom faggot slave.

>>714921393
Thank you for the bumps you mad I blocked you bc you had a tiny dick?

Why is this thread even still alive and why are people arguing? That fucking kik isn't even connected.

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>>714921257
why is it so hard to understand faggot?

>>714921657
Yeah, no I noticed I fucked up, but I can't delete my post yet...thanks for everyone who is about to talk shit and show me it is a snapchat tho

>>714921657
Guess niggers are bored.

>>714921657
It is connected moron

Do something about Your face, then maybe.

>>714916943
tits or gtfo

>>714916943
Tits and timestamp or you're just a faggot looking for dick pics

>>714921940
But a lot of guys here wanna fuck my face..
>>714922021
Big cock or gtfo I'm not giving you guys shit for free you stupid?

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>>714921577 (I got 6 inches and I wouldn't show my cock to a man. Watch me kill your thread)
>>714921866
>>714921831
>>714921807
>>714921748
>>714921657
>>714921422
>>714921372
>>714921257
>>714922113
>>714922110
>>714922021
INGORE this fag, SAGE

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714922182
/b/ is random you can post about anything. But you can be banned for spamming.

>>714922182
Thanks for the bumps

>>714922113
youre just a faggot and a waste of human flesh, end your life already

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>>714922270 not spam, life advice
>>714922371 You don't know what sage is?
>>714922373
Sage.

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

Hey OP, I'm

>>714917538
>>714918336
>>714918419
>>714919805

Sorry, it's proving to be a busy day at work so I can't reply often...

>>714920032

I'm about 6.5inches, and have a thick dick. My partner has a hard time handling it, but I'm sure it's nothing you can't take.

If you're prepared to serve me and worship my cock, I'm prepared to provide for you and feed you all the cum you like.

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Lol you're all fucking pathetic. You really thought I was a girl? Lmao thanks for the dick pics

>>714922550
It is spam. I know the rules aswell but I'm not going to spam them and act like I'm some old fag. I been here for 10 years btw.

>>714922694
It was worth the gamble. Enjoy being a faggot.

AWWWE SHIT I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP.

Guess people really do fall for this stuff. But OP is more gay to ask for dick
Pics.

>>714921099
im pretty aware that OP is a gay homo who wants pics from straight guys


whatever people do gayer shit than that anyways

>>714922694
I'm bisexual, so it's win/win for me, haha.

>>714922700 I've been here for 7 and I don't care about your whiny opinion.
>>714922814
>>714922755
>>714922694
>>714922612
>>714922920
>>714922925
I told you guys! Too bad for yous! I guess you're all gay now.

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

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>>714922694
You're not op you fucking loser kys

>>714923045
Nope dumbfuck someone pretending to be op

>>714923045
There are no rules. Fucking twat. Jesus.

>>714923068
Photoshop

>>714923161
>>714923178
You must be new

>>714923068
Lol nice shoop. How long did it take you, faggot?

>>714923045
>whiny opinion
> does not know rule 8 and 9
Nigger how stupid are you?

>>714923178
being this new

>>714921099
oh my

>>714923215
No, been here for 8 years. And smug aspie arsewipes like you are the kind of people who've ruined this place. So congratulations.

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I you don't want to be fapping to traps then I suggest you read the pasta:

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

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>>714923215
>>714923228
>being this mad I blocked you for having a baby dick
FUCKING LUL

>>714923447

OP, if that's really you... I really wouldn't mind more material ...

Sincerely,
>>714922612

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>>714923372
>>714923270
You guys have missed the point. You may be oldfags buy you're also retarded.
>>714923447
>>714923314
>>714923349
>>714923178
>>714923161
>>714923068
Sage and pasta

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714923641
Save us spiderman!

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>>714923765

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>>714923610
Thank you I wish the rest were as sweet as you
>>714923691
Thanks for the bumps no life

>>714923786
Yes!

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>>714923865

>>714922694
That's fucking hot.

>>714923865
I'm not bumping your thread newfag. Learn what sage is boy.

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>No ones posted their snapchat convos with OP

>>714924010
It's not working retard
>>714924031
I blocked them too quick they were too small

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>>714924006
>>714923865
>>714923610
pasta n sage

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714924091
>Sent pic of my 7 incher
>Too small

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>>714924091

>>714924140
Thanks for not having a life

tits or gtfo

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>>714924091
>>714924031
>>714924218 (Take some deep breaths kid)

>>714924183
>doesn't realize it was a scam
>is retarded

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714923865
And I wish you were here...

Sorry to say it seems like you poked the hornets nest though, and you have a lot of Spiderman pics inc.

I can't believe some people sometimes.

I might get snapchat later and add you if that's cool ...

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>>714924352

>>714924352
Shut the fuck up you desperate weeb

>>714924352
>>714923865
Nice samefag

>>714924183
First off you started at 2 inches not 1 and that shit was tiny either way
>>714924336
Being this worried about someone else
You've been here for hours do you have nothing else to do?
>>714924352
It's fine their lives are pathetic

>>714924409
Thanks fam. Actually made me smile [=

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>>714924471

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>>714924457
How dumb do you feel?

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>>714924352
>getting played for a fool
>beta as it comes

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714924471
I've been on for 25 mins kid, nice try tho kek
Try not to get too upset that things aren't going your way

>>714924471
>First off you started at 2 inches not 1 and that shit was tiny either way
What the fuck are you talking about? Not like it really matters anymore considering you're a faggot

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>>714924587

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714924587
take a selfie winking with a middle finger and i'll send u my giant dick

>>714924471
Out of interest, what do you like to do in your spare time?

I mean, aside from worshiping a good dick, do you get in to anything else?

Play games? Smoke weed?

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>>714924634
LUL yup I'm getting no action I'm so lonely
>>714924652
Baby dick

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>>714924891
>has to prove himself to people he has never and will never meet
I will repeat
>beta as it comes

>>714924876
>>714924831

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714924891
i'd send you mine but i'm only 6.5". Still at 6'3" and 220 lbs I'd love to get a hold of you, push you down and just ravish that tight ass

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>>714924891

>>714925088
im posting in this thread solely to trigger your autism.

its fun

I am gonna take a chance and fall for this bait but is everyone thats sending you dick pics seriously under 5 inches? >>714924891

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>>714925294

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>>714925265
Who are you?

>>714925319
>>714925166
>>714924891
>>714925294 (lol! spidernigger)

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714925088
Lol, maybe you misread the part where I don't care what OP is.

I want more of that fine specimen and I don't give a fuck what you think :)

I don't know how this works but first of all. The person who posted this isn't actually who is in the pictures??? I just saw this from a friend and basically this person is not ME - these are my selfies. i don't know how to prove that but if it helps my twitter is @turntstyle so there you go

>>714925319
Nope. Sent her my dick which is 7 inches and she said it was small and blocked me

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>>714925602

1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

>>714925750
mine's 8.25in and she and I are on the snapchat call feature right now

>>714925855
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.

>>714925744
Tits or gtfo

>>714925892
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE

>>714925744
miriam (@turntstyle) looks nothing like OP.

OP is clearly a god tier trap fuckboy that needs to move to NZ and become my slave.

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>>714925855
33.

>>714924010
sage doesn't work on /b/, retard.

>>714925876
1 - No it's not
2 - You are indeed
3 - Stop posing as me cunt

OP looks nothing like @turntstyle because those pictures are old. try again. these pictures are me and i am so weirded out and confused right now

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>>714925602
Good for you man, I've actually got nothing against that, I just don't want people under delusion ya know?
>>714925919
>>714925892
>>714925876
>>714925855
>>714925750
>>714925744
>>714926032
>>714926130
>>714926122
SAGE
>>714926130
OP is a troll if yous haevn't figured it out yet

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714926130
that was my first post in thread

pls dont bully me. is rude

>>714926130
so his penis isn't 8 1/4 inches but he is on snap chat with you?

>>714926291
I have to agree with >>714925602

If it looks like a girl, sucks like a girl, and rides like a girl then i'll fuck it

If that makes me bi so be it

>>714926368
Forget it, OP. You're a dick.

Have fun with whoever you're having fun with, because it's not me lol.

I can't believe I almost actually got snapchat...

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>>714926494
Yeah cool man I don't care.

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714926668
I was not OP dude. I was just asking (who I assume is OP) what she meant by her response to the previous poster.

By all means if you want to get snapchat to try for some trap booty do it up. I might give it a try when i get home tonight.

>>714926291
fgt

>>714917330
>6 inch limit
>average depth of a vagina is ~4 inches
Keep trying, you fucking faggot trap.

>>714917754
toomuchmakeup/10

>>714922182
>announcing sage
This used to be fine, but Hiroshima cracked down on it. Enjoy your ban, I guess, anon.

>>714927401
>>714927524
>>714927098

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714927591
Stop spamming the thread, faggot. I'm familiar with the rules, apparently more so than you.

And FYI, I haven't bumped this thread a single time.

>>714927591
kys

>>714927819
>>714927815

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714926942
My bad, I was just presuming based on the timestamps of the post that you were OP and you were just "backing up" (who I presume to be) "the poser" (who is the person you thought was OP).

Confusing shit.

Fuck, I still wish OP was here...

>>714928182
OP, if you're reading this, you've been the only trap to ever get me hard. If you were here I'd fuck you in a heartbeat and probably leave my wife for you.

At least I'll always have these pics to fap to ... that's not creepy, right?

>>714928076
End this meme, faggot.

>>714916943
Tits + timestamp or die of AIDS.
Who the fuck do you think you are to come here and demand things?

>>714927815
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
the dumb trap clearly can't read

>>714928590
>end this meme

It's tits or gtfo faggot, it has been since day 1.

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>>714928590

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714928530
A bit weird you'd leave your wife for him but I think the rest is fine.

I agree Op is fine as hell. I'd love to lie back and let him service my cock

Your tits are too small, sorry

>>714928804
You wouldn't know irony if it fucked you in the mouth

>>714921257
"The fuck you think I am? Your Slave?"
>hugecockslave

>>714928995
It is, but I've been pretty unhappy in my relationship for a while now...

>>714929751
*Forgot to mention; This is also why I asked OP about their interests, but they never responded.

I guess I was biting off a bit much. It's all good fun, but I'd never expect anyone to move half way across the globe for a stranger.

Dreams are free I guess.

>>714921393
thx

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31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>714929957
they could be busy. You might still get some tail yet bud. I'm studying for exams right now so I'm only half paying attention to this thread, mostly to see what happens.

But I hope everything works out for you my man, you married her so you loved her at one point. Sit down and have a talk, or see a councilor maybe, try to re spark that love. But you didn't come here for a Uni boys opinion so i'll shut up now :p

>>714929712
>no one sent me even a slightly above average dick you retard

>>714930618
Thanks /b/ro... we're not really married, I just call her my wife because after 8 years we may as well be ... It's a Kiwi think :p

Also, I don't mind. I really appreciate the help Anon. We've tried everything. Some things just aren't meant to be, Anon, but it's all good [=

again, whoever is talking to y'all on snapchat isn't who they say they are. i don't know if there is anything i can do about this, but i want everyone that sees it to know that this person is not being truthful - coming from the real person in these selfies

>>714930997
Fuck off Miriam, nobody is posing as you (@turnstyle)

You wish you were OP.

Now fuck off.

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I'm sorry but why would I randomly be saying I'm this person when i'm not? I don't know the person who posted this, and we already had a "conversation" about this post in the first place.

>>714930880
well i hate to sound like a cunt but if you aren't married at least you don't need to worry about alimony. I don't think i'll be active here for much longer since the thread is dying but have a good night /b/uddie (it's a Canuck thing :) )

>>714930997
selfie with timestamp to prove? Doesn't even need to be nude if it proves OP is bullshit.

can someone explain how i'd take a selfie to prove it? i'm definitely okay with doing that i just don't know what i need to say/do. i really don't want people thinking i post online about this stuff lol

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>tfw you're considerable endowed.
>tofw you also wont be sharing

>>714931694
does your computer have a webcam? laptops usually have a built in webcam.

If not the easiest way would be with your phone. write down the date and time on a picture, take a selfie with your phone, send it to yourself via email, and upload to 4chan from your computer. or upload it directly via phone.

I assume you want to know about timestamps, if you want to know how to take a selfie I call fake on you since the pictures OP has used of you were selfies.

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>>714931764
damn always figured i had a pencil dick, now i know :/

>>714932311
dont feel bad, I totally guessed on flaccid option the rest was remarkably convenient.

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Here. It's backwards bc i took it with a camera that doesn't flip my photos

>>714931458
Hehe, it's fine man, it's just the truth! All the best with Uni.

You are right seems like the thread is almost dead...

... I think I'm going to hunt for a hot trap to play Overwatch with me now lol.

There's "proof" that the person that posted this isn't me

>>714932675

Well, just when I was about to abandon thread...

>>714932625

*sigh*

... time for another fap ...

>>714932625
That's no OP. You look nothing like the person in the images.

LOL

>>714932625
you look like a virgin.

>>714932823
LUL you are ruthless

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I don't look like the person in the pictures because the first one is from over a year ago.

>>714932625
>>714932655
That's great! Now remind why should I share again?

>>714932625
show us your dick faggot

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>>714932625
>>714932655

Was that so fucking hard?

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>>714933343

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>>714932625
>>714932655
What would you rate my dick out of 10?

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>>714933425

I'm not following why people are being rude now? I didn't know it was unnecessary to get upset when i'm being used to catfish people lol i thought i would be helping so you're not sending weenie pics to a random person

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>>714933455

Check em

>>714933031
Thanks.

>>714933148

Well, you turned out nice, man. Whoever is with you is lucky to have you.

...do you play Overwatch?

>>714932625
I buy it. thanks person. Sorry your identity was used for, i guess dick pic collection? Also no worries with the backward writing, we can understand it

>>714932675
If you're on NA server i'll play with you another night. Have an exam tomorrow morning so i'm cramming now

>>714933489
close, faggot

>>714933539
I am on NA.

I'm still working so it's ok... we'll catch up some other time ;)

>>714932625
this >>714931966 anon here. If the pictures were taken from an insta account it might be easier in the future to just post the name of your insta account. once anon's see the pictures are from a public domain no trust will be given to OP and the thread will die. If it happens again.

>>714934118
sure man, throw me and add if you want and we'll game sometime. mora#1258

>>714933472
Tits or gtfo