Female here. I enjoy friendzoning my loyal orbiter while I flirt

No, thanks

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>>714890416
>Female here.

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>>714890416

Refer to rules 30 and 31.
>pic related

fuck off

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>>714890416
have you ever felt suicidal?

This is copy/pasta. Seen this shit over and over so far

0/10 b8 m8

>>714890741
I'm not even sure what I'm looking at in that pic

>>714890624
>posting the rules
Aww shit nigger what are you doing? I love the rules but you don't post that shit.

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>>714890902
it's a dick

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>>714890416

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>>714890416

Tits or fuck off.

>>714890971
Why....

>>714890559
this

>>714891229
Lol I like the way you think lad

You're going good, make sure that beta cuck knows his place

ur fuking gey seen this pic everywhere
0/10

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OP here.

>ask my friendzoned friend if he wants to go to the mall with me
>he gets excited, drives to my house as soon as possible to pick me up
>he thinks it's a date, our date
>arrive at the mall
>"accidentally" bumps into my boyfriend
>"friendzoned anon, can you be my human chair for a while while I talk to my boyfriend"
>he hates it i can tell, but he has no choice, otherwise I'll never talk to him again, which he doesn't want to happen
>"friendzoned anon, can you pay for me and my boyfriend's food?"
>later, "can you drive us to my boyfriend's house and drop me off there? thanks anon for the wonderful day"

I love doing these kinds of stuff to him. you should see his face, it's like he's gonna cry. but he obeys me anyway, or else i will lose the privilege of talking to me.

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>>714891676

>>714891676
You fucking faggot.
This is partially why I kind of hate women

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>>714891676
op is the reason we have words like "cunt" and "succubus"

>>714890416
How old were you when your father left your life?

>>714892088
No, you are the faggot for believing it

>>714890416
>>714891676
TITS OR GTFO

>>714892201
It really tossed my salad

>>714892088
>>71489214
>that's a girl
Stop getting baited by shit bait. They have yet to post timestamped tits to prove they are female.

While your nice boy friend says he has to spend time with his family hes actually out there fucking your more hotter, sexier little sister. While your friend is at home jerking off to all your fb selfies and pics he has of you. I commend you on your heartlessness but boo you for being a stupid cunt.
NOW TITS OR GTFO

>>714892322
See
>>714892266

>>714890416
Thanks for circling the only people in the picture. I might not have even known there were people there if you hadn't helped me out like that.

Why are you a cunt?

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>>714890416

I regularly keep 3 married girls as my personal dick suckers because females are so retarded that they think that is somehow empowering. Girls live in a make believe universe lacking any rationale or logic and reach emotional maturity at the ripe age of 4. It's so easy to manipulate any of you, that I sincerely feel bad for the poor guy who dedicated the entirety of his life to taking care of one cum receptacle. Your not respected in any area of life, be it as a "career woman" or not, everyone knows it... Just continue taking selfies into your 40s, making duck faces, succumbing to gravity, and sucking my cock like a good girl.

You're going to die someday.

>>714891077
>>714891229
still has tits

>>714890416
kek at all these mad orbiters

He's getting what he deserves

>>714890416
my fist your face

>>714892723
I totally agree

>>714890416
You try having public sex yet?
It's such a fucking rush. Start with something small like a beej in a porch. Maybe dress up like a whore and make him cum on your face while you're at it? I could keep going.

You could have two guys fucking you but you prefer to stick with one? Become a slut not a bitch

>>714892974
This.
If you're gonna have a side nigga you might as well be blowing him.

>>714890416
york?

>>714891676
>714891676
Well, that's partially his fauilt. He needs a guy friend to get him laid. some other cunt to pull him away and he can get on with his life. I don't really blame you, he allows all of it to happen, I blame is male friends for not beating the shit out of him and making him improve his life to get away from your dumbass

>>714893262
You know he's gonna keep up the deer in headlights thing all the way to orgasm.

>>714891250
Why not...

>>714893374
he lets it happen to himself, He is definitely going to be a cuck in his future

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>>714890741
No, I've never felt suicidal. But my friendzoned friend does. Me and my boyfriend made a bet as to when he'll finally kill himself. Whoever guessed the closest wins. If my boyfriend wins, I'm supposed to give him blowjob everyday for a month. But if the friendzoned friend kills himself in like 1 year and 3 months, then I win and my boyfriend will eat me out and make me orgasm everyday for 1 month.

Any tips on how I can capture my friendzoned friend's suicide on video? How can I convince him to record it on camera?

"To prove you really love me, to show me you undying love, I want you to swallow 100 pills in front of the camera. Do it.... For me".

Will that work?

>>714892179
My dad is still with me and he adores me. Thinks I'm a saint. My parents have no idea how naughty I am.

>>714892447
Life is short. Not my fault some guy wants to dedicate his life for me. Might as well take advantage of it right? You only live once. Pic related. It's me, my boyfriend, and my friendzone.

I lost count how many times I tricked him to pay for me and my boyfriend's dates. He always have blank stare on his face during these nights, and I notice his body and hand shakes a bit, especially when me and my boyfriend make out and he can hear it.

Any doctors here tell me what the shaking means?

>>714892856
Public makeout, makes me wet when I see my friendzone literally shaking. I ask him, "are you alright?" then I resume loudly making out wtih my boyfriend, giggling loud enough for my friendzone to hear.

>>714890416
works great until orbiter emotionall snaps and shoots rapes your boyfriend, then kidnaps and repeatedly rapes you while crying and professing his love / screaming about how you hurt him and how he has to end both your lives so you can be together forever.

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>>714891676
doubt this is real but he will realize how much of a cunt you are. also why the fuck would you go to the mall to do this shit, are you 14?

>>714890416
you are shit

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Not seeing tits ITT. Some baby dick faggot degenerate telling stories.

>>714893633
If you discovered your friend zoned pet had shrunk to one inch, what would you do with him?

Sigh. These sort of things are ridiculous. "She" has yet to post a timestamp, or tits. Fuck her. Fuck this. I'm out.

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This whole thread is clearly bait, Its hitting close to any guy who liked a girl who didn't like them back.

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>>714893633

>>714893633
nice dubs, but it does not make your story real. You are shitposting, and you should feel bad.

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>>714893691
So I can go shopping and let my friendzone pay.

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>>714890416
hm.. I crushed on a girl and we had weird connection throughout this time..
but anyways - she had a dude friend. And a very close one it seemed.
and one time I met this girl in the club and the dude pulled me away and asked why I am not hitting on her (at the time I was convinced she fucking dislikes my genuine courtship and just had dropped the subject)
I told him how I see it and also kind of mockingly asked why doesn't he hit on her (I was sort of convinced they were more than friends).
Dude said - oh, too late for me..

I later realized he might be gay or something. And the girl probably had talked with him about me.. idk.
Not all guy friends are really after her ass.

Personally I have a girl friend who I know loves some dude and we just talk about nonsense a lot for like 5-6 years now and invite each-other to places, but never have attempted anything. I feel we are not each-other's type by a large margin (no pun intended we're both thin)
so there's that.

>>714894084
i meant sit on the floor and play around like a homeless couple, also you have to be over 18 to use this site.

>>714893633
>makes me wet when I see my friendzone literally shaking
Look you're thinking too small here.

Once after taking my gf out to dinner I chased it down by fucking her on a table on the downtown terrace.

You're not in some hamlet with like 15 people right? The hovering dweeb is fine, but I want you to think of this as the start of something much greater. You've just taken the first step in a lifetime of exhibitionism.

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>>714890416

>>714893930
It's also a repost

>>714892467
how did u meet said girls?

>>714891676
This is bait and here I am responding. You are not female because, while girls do this all the time, they don't think the way you're writing. They don't think they're manipulating anyone (even when they do), because that would be bad and they never, ever, think they're bad towards other people.

protip: try to be more subtle, it increases the autistic rage.

>>714893633

>femanon
>a picture of me and my boyfriend and friend zone anon

Y'all love taking bait huh

>>714894589
Yeah, he's pounding those buzzwords like a maniac and doesn't really show interest in the art.
But we can still have a conversation about it.

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How are you op, sir?

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

If you don’t reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

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>>714893831
I'll keep him in my room and play with him / make him dance, or else...

Pic related.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL75209CA78DA18CAD

>>714890971
Wait is this like a siamese dick situation?

>>714890416
hello 4 chan I am female with boobs and vagina. I have a boy friend and another male friend. he is friend zoned because he is not my boy friend.

>>714893633
who's taking the picture, whore?

>>714890416
Titan or gtfo. Also your bf looks like a queer.

>>714890416
Hi! Few things to start off with =]

1. Yes I replied to you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2. I'm Brian.

3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereo typical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the Kitchen =D

>>714894762
So really we're just criticing his execution. Decent premise - well worn true, but still some gems left to be uncovered. I think he should have presented the "how nice it is to have a male friend who's not interested in dirty things and a stud who is" theme. Play the innocent, guileless charmer who just has friends. Let the reader discover the manipulation. It's so sad how we have to teach trolling now days, not like in the old /b/.

>>714890416
nice bait

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>>714894589
You have no idea what you're talking about. this is real and I can prove it with a video proof. Pick one

A) A video of my friendzone killing himself on camera

B) A video of him sucking my BF against his will

C) A video of him shaving his head for me, in front of the camera

Pick one and I will deliver next week, depending on how long I'll be able to convince him.

PS, I've done this before to some other orbiter. He killed himself because he couldn't take the torment anymore. too bad it wasn't on camera. At least i have his skull.

P.P.S.
I painted it blue-green. Pretty?

>>714896397
>All things that could just be a random video of somebody doing one of those things
>Next week
>Next week
>Next week i swear lol guiz

>>714896397
lol you autistic piece of shit, so many lies in 1 post, really funny

what is the fagget shit?

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>>714896803
It's actually pretty easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BraDgvfOBqU

>>714891077
5/10 would bang

>>714890741
This hurts my brain and my penis.

>>714890416
Why do you suck? Because you do. Rot in hell.

>>714893425
there's plenty of why nots....

fuck me this is the worst bait ive ever seen actually work. What the fuck has happened to /b/

>>714890416
How old are you and don't you think it's time to grow up?

>>714897430
yes it's terrible. so many newfags, this is clearly bait

>>714894084
If its true, you're pushing him too far, he probably ends killing you both in the most horribly form

>>714895155
aaaand thread debunked. thanks, dubs of truth

>>714897430
No it is not bait. Also my actual bf is black.

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Fracking gf when pet bagel jump on bad. Noe must stop gf fracking cause she

larf and condor come off in convultures. Luck bagel in crater, go to

dressing but no more condors. We use drumming method gf say. What drumming?

Is days since egg drop. Can't get prego on egg drop days. Fracking with no

condor, much buenoer, say am to embarking! gush comely all up in gf

humerous. She say, best no prego egg drop hold the bagel without condor

organic convultures ever!

>>714896961
this vid is pretty quality
hahaha

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It would be amazing if this was the nigger threads guy in disguise. I bet it is. Watch, the boyfriend will become black and it will become about his "superior penis". Fucking watch this shit happen.

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>>714898018
>Fracking with no condor,

>>714895145
XDDDDDDD

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>>714897991
This is not me. Anyone pretending to be me without my photo is me. This will also be my last post.

>>714897804
If this is true, all of you are missing out. you have an opportunity to make one of these vids >>714896397 happen. I will deliver. Vote now.

Peace out, virgins.

P.S. I just had an amazing orgasm from fucking! I can have sex whenever and however I want to. You on the other hand can never ever have sex with a woman, unless you get an escort! You'll forever be using your hand or toys!

My man gets it any time he wants because I am always ready and horny for him. No one will ever feel that way about you. My pussy is filled with cream from my big dicked lover, while your cream goes into your palm!

>>714898253
I had to google harpies... pretty funny

>>714898914
Does no one ever time stamp anymore?

>>714894084
> me-tounge
same.