Dubs tell me what to say to my crush (Background info: she

YOU'RE A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!!!

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>>714873919

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(Update)

>>714873919
"really? glenn dies"

>>714874229
That would have been boss

I'm horny ;) ;) ;)

>>714874293
roll

>>714874293
Roll

>>714874293
rell

>>714874293
Roll

>>714874229
There's no way she doesn't know Glenn's dead

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Tits or GTFO

>>714874343
is this considered doubles? :D

>>714874293
Rollerino my dudes

>>714874180
Remeber that time we fucked and then you went off to uni?

>>714874388
YES

Hey send a nude

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>>714874388
WINRAR

>>714874380
roll

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>>714874388

>>714874416
Roule

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If 4chan gets me laid

>>714874591
PUT A FINGER IN MY ASSHOLE

>>714874591
I want you to sneak nude photos of your mom

>>714874650
roll

>>714874657
Rollllllllll

>>714874591
Show me something (emojifacehere)

>>714874591
I dunno, what can you do to help me?

>>714874657
Roll

I'm stroking my cock, thinking of you... would really love a naughty picture of you to inspire me :-)

>>714874701
rol

>>714874591
How about you show me how that sexy body changed sice i last saw it? :3 Maybe your boobies? :p

>>714874650
rollerino

>>714874751
Rall

kill you and rape your corpse

>>714873919
Who the fuck watches the walking dead? Seriously.

Cn I see our bewbies :D I mucho appreciatao :3 hehehehe

>>714874751
Cancer

>>714874751 do it

>>714874591
i miss you huge delicious butt, i wanna tongue your asshole

>>714874657
Roll pls papa

>>714874751
Do that

>>714874701
rollio

>>714874888
SICK

Idk maybe you could help me ;))))

You're cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

>>714874888
hahah winner

My goodness. Speak some proper fucking English instead of being an acronym freak. The fuck is wrong with you boy.

>le fakephonemessagestotriggerplebs.com

and now u fucking ask her if she remembers that time u fucked

>>714874591
i want you to wear my precum like it's lip gloss.

>>714874657
Roll Tide

>>714874888
Don't deny trips!

>>714874888 winrar

glen dies

>>714874591
Have you ever given a rimjob before?

>>714874591
Maybe I can hook you up with a black friend of mine.

>>714875000
ding ding

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>>714874888

>>714874955
>>714874888
Both ways op, deliver

>>714873919
okay look,,, i be honest with you, im a giant faggot, and i want to ask you to film me fucking another guy in the ass... i mean it,, really.. would you do it for me?

>>714875000
>>714874888
Double trips have spoken

"I enjoyed your body so much, wish I could see more of it right now, since I already have my dick in hand"

Look bitch, just spread your legs and there isn't going to be any issues. I'm heading over I'll see you soon, keep your door unlocked.

>>714875060
and once you got together with my black friend, you will never go back again... haha you get it? once you go black you never go back..hahaha

im such a funny guy , arent i

>>714874723
Roll

>>714875130
BAHHH

reroll!!

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Rip

>>714875217
OP was not a faggot today

>>714875217
This is fake

Wanna rub peanut butter on my bootycrack and watch the dog lick it off?? ;p

>>714875286
Op has brass balls today son

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>>714875217

>>714875217
His name is Jamaal and I'm pretty sure he'd split your tight pussy in half

>>714875217
Tom was not a faggot today.

>>714875217
jk show me yur fun bags baby

Test

>>714874657
Fucking faggot

>>714875217
THIS IS TOMTOM GIVE ME NUDES OF MOM FOR EXCELLENT GEOGRAPHICAL IMAGERY AND POSITIONING

>>714875286
>>714875367
Roll

>>714875217
Is this really Tom?

It was a joke honey. send me your boobs now.

>>714875217
Actually no xD just a friend messin up my game xD What i ment to say was: >>714874751

>>714875469
roll

Just kidding i dont want to set her up.
I just want to see her naked while i fuck my fleshlight.

You know what really gets me off??

These numbers

>>714875217
Jk, I actually would like to see your pics, maybe later you can give me a hand with my situation ;)

>>714875217
ahahaha fucking kekked hard

"No but seriously babe this is tom and i'd love to watch your mum get plowed by black cock, what'd you say?"

>>714875469
that

>>714875469
pls op

Suck me baby

>>714873919
Can i watch while my nigger friend fuck you???

>>714875540
>>714875507
>>714875469

Samefag

Nah, just a joke. My place or yours?

>>714875508
Roll

>>714875469
rolls

>>714875572
fag

ye, its me,, but look, im clinically depressed .. I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TOO!! PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME!!!

ye i know i say stupid stuff, but trust me!! i would never hurt anyone!! PLEASE dont think of me as a retard!!

>>714875566
WINRAR

>>714875469
rollers

Yea it's Tom. Sorry about that, I didn't mean it honestly. The AIDS fucks with my brain sometimes and I lose control.

I judt think your moms cute. You take after her good looks and I wanna see if her tits are as nice as yours

>>714875566
WINRAR

>>714875607
reroll

>>714875538
roll

Do you want to find out what human flesh tastes like?

>>714875566
Winrar

>>714875640
Rolling for this.

1 pussy please on the house ; -)

>>714875699
W
I
Nrar

>>714875699
Winrar!

>>714875671
reroll

>>714874591
Gotta help a /b/ro out

>>714875566
WINFUCKINGRAR

>>714875699
Ooo lord

pls respond

>>714875687
Rolling for this

>>714875538
rollerino

>>714875538
röll

I think someone's watching me

haha OP is not getting laid

send me nude please, i would like to see you beautiful body

>>714875838
roll

Do you wanna do a 5-some?

>>714875838
rell

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1/2

>>714875838
Roll

So sorry. Im extremely stoned. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

>>714875838
roll for nude

>>714875699
Rarniw

Is Tom died?

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>>714875909
2/2

She really freaked out haha rIP

Please, wear a strap on and fuck your dog while filming it. I'd love that

Hey, how about we do it in the bed section of an IKEA? I'll bring some friends.

so while i watch my blackfriend fuck you.. can i facefuck your mom, real hard? like slapping her and all that stuff, while telling her stuff like "yee,, oh yee,, you like it bitch? huh? you like thaat?"

would you ask her for me?

>>714875924
Rolling for this

>>714875924
Reroll

Not only i have aids, i have gatorade as well>>714875956

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>>714875909
>wait, you have aids?

>>714875926
nude

*drops mic*
You're welcome anons.

I'm so sorry for everything.

I'd like to bite my tongue and spit AIDS blood on your pussy

>>714875924
roll tide

hey its me tom someone has somehow hacked my phone or something I got a new number 510-2245587 we'll continue talking safe

Great, call my mum, she can join in later

You can't call my mum, she died last week, of AIDS.. Cunt.

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>>714875956
Dont ignore her you rancid swine

>>714875956
yes i have giga-aids and now you do too.

>>714875956

no she already knows

>>714875924
rollerito

>>714876067
Roll

>>714875956
Thomas is rip

>>714875838
this

Haha psyche.... I'm perfectly healthy. I've been drinking wine coolers all day :-)

Tits or gtfo

>>714876078
Rolllollipop

>>714875909
Bro you fucked up. We see it's fake now. After you wrote "when did you get that" twice

I'm sorry, Eva.

>>714875956
"Do you like to shove black dildos up your ass?"

go ahead.. call her, i dont give a fuck, i already made her my bitch,, she gives me a blowjob every morning etc etc... so ye,,

also i lied about AIDS fucking with my brain,, thats just how i am... i make your mom my slave too.. fucking spoiled bitch

Send nudes plz

>>714876067
roll for nudes

Make me a sandwich whore, and maybe i'll let you bite my infected Dick

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She's replying so fast damn she needs to chill hahaha

Print this thread and send to her

Yes, I had it before we got drunk. I'm so sorry. I hope one day you can forgive me. Please go to the doctor.

>>714876078
Rolel

>>714876175
reroll

>>714873919
This was a joke Eva bunch of faggots online was deciding what i'd say

>>714875909
FAAAAAAKE

>>714876202
roll. i feel bad for op

>>714876202
How do you travel faster than light?

>>714876202
Roll

Im sorry but i hate niggers i hate jews i hate spics and arabs too, go ahead and try to sue.

>>714876196
send me some nude, i love you !

I think I may be securely attached to animals

>>714876196
op you're my new idol

>>714876248
REROLL

>>714876233
WINRARRRRRRRRR

>>714876233
winner

>>714876233
Rarwin

>>714876202
rolling

I also have cancer to lungs, brain and prosthate

There's a first time for everything

>>714876196
I\m just sexually frustrated

>>714876277
WINRAR

>>714876196
Text her from another saying "Hey I lost my phone"

>>714876277
>>714876288
Okay now you gotta do it desu

>>714876288
You got it

>>714876304
roll..i wont give up

>>714876196
We can be together now
No one else will have us.
When yiu have aids you need to be with someone who has aids too.

Shit i'm pissing blood.

I got the aids from my uncle, and yes, sadly it was before we got drunk. Go get checked ASAP!

>>714876202
This

>>714876399
dubs1

>>714876399
Narrrr, you don't say

>>714876399
why? did anyone think this was real?

>>714876399
Knew op was faggot from the start

>>714876139
People here is so stupid they just don't realize

>>714876277
winrar

>>714876399
Why is she repeating you???

Wait OP is a girl??

>>714876196
Sorry I was just fucking with you. But seriously, I want to get laid.

cunt

>>714876485
only moron newfags like
>>714876524 who still think this is real

>>714876537
OP IS A GIRL T I T S

>>714876399
LOL we can clearly see its fake
OP you fucked up

What a mocking fucking bitch

>>714876399
Thanks op that was fun i fell for it

>>>46040 (OP)
Lol

>>714876399
So, she knows?

OP IS LE FEM

SHOW LE TATAS BITCH ASS HOE SLUT

>>714876543
This is probably the closest you will ever come....

Still have AIDS

OP Here and yeah I'm a girl

Want tits?

Add my snapchat:

AyeshiaaMaee

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>>714873919
Track his fucking IP ADDRESS WE NEED IP MAN

>>714876798
??

>>714876738
Op is a girl?

SAGEEEE

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post above was fake , real op here

>>714877153
Nigga that don't even look real

Fuck outta here

>>714877233
this moron...

>>714877153
Sage

>>714877342
Old enough.

>>714877153
reply thomas, hurry....

/thread

>>714878307
Rip tomz mum
/Tgrsaf

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i made this for more easy navigation

fell for it nice one thomas

>>714873919
You're a fucking autist for liking Idubbbz, go watch leafyishere instead.

>>714876536
gtfo newfag

>>714873919
Link her this threat

>>714875566
WINRAR

Spoiler alert..Spencer is going to die tonight

>>714879899
winrarrrrr

>>714874815
She does

>>714879802
FUCK!

>>714879966
Link her a thread that's gonna 404 now

>>714879802
Ha ha, this has all been a funny jape >>714873919

I have a crush on you, and I've had one on you for quite a while. I was just fucking around on this website 4chan, and I've been typing other peoples responses to just have a fun laugh.

Also want to go on a date sometime soon? You choose, and I'll pay.

>>714880438
Rolling for this

>>714880438
roll

You that Islam isn't really a religion of peace but one of goatfuckers and slimy terrorizers. I put my full faith in Donald J Trump and you should do do the same

>>714874180
Jesus, she's retarded. Too bad, man.

>>714880288
Someone didn't see that the posts were faked. Kek