>be me >born with deformed hand >no friends >bullied

Can i see a pic of your freak hands? Also you can spend your moni on me! I dont mind. On what? No clue! But we'll figures something out

>>714867018
Post hand faggot

>>714867018
How did you make that money?

Pic of hand if you're okay with other cunts here making fun of you?

I would say if you plan on like killing yourself or something along those lines, get professional help first. Then, if it doesn't work, take all the money and go on a super long vacation. Blow it on anything and everything that makes you happy first.

>>714867105
it's only one hand. learn to read. also no lol

>>714867109
>>714867159
do you think i care if people making fun of me at this point?

also no, it would identify me lol it's a fairly unique deformation.

>>714867159
not suicidal though :(

made money in business and software.

>>714867018
Cocaine and hookers.

Do you have a condition? Sorry to hear about your hand

>>714867018
i think we all know the answer.

Wait untill robotic hands are more common then rip the people apart who bullied you.

show hands or gtfo

>>714867018
May I have a Ps4?

>>714867396
this guy has all the answers

>>714867018
Give it to me and I will:
Dress like a pimp (image related)
Purchase large quantities of cocaine, special k, speed, and weed.
Pick up harem of girls at club and get them to casino. Prove right with gods by doubling money in roulette.
Back to mine for fuckton drugs and fucked up sex.
Everything filmed for you using latest technology.

I just ask for 100k.

>>714867263
What kind of software? Almost have my software design degree

>>714867503
You forgot to post the image.

Buy some land in oregon and either grow weed or go off the grid. I'm doing it for under ten k , you'd be a fucking emperor with anything over 100 k. They have about 2600 acres for about 700,000 and another 340 acres for 40,000 all in oregon

>>714867018
Post picture of your deformed hand.

>>714867018
travel with some style, i get around the world a bit with no money.
If i had money stacked up there's so much i'd see.
Also cut your hand off and get some crazy cool robot shit going

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>>714867503

>>714867018
Donate to the deformed hand foundation

>>714867018
If dubs post elephant hand

>>714867018
Give me 20 grand so I can take time off, learn programming and make porn games for you.

>>714867018
buy a new hand

Medical research

>>714867263
Well op is a faggot.
ABANDON THREAD

>>714867612
This.

>>714867581
Aye - virtual reality hand.

>>714867396
holy fuck. i might actually do this. keep your eyes open for the news in 20 years.

>>714867364
it's this en wikipedia org/wiki/Symbrachydactyly

>>714867554
shit that's not a bad idea. what's the laws there like? can i vendor my produce to the dispensers in colorado?

>>714867637
good idea. i dont think something reasonable will be possible in my lifetime though.

>>714867612
where do they sell them?

guys just google search 'Symbrachydactyly' for pictures. view at your own risk.

hello friend
we are from the deformd hand foundation
our goal is dubble face palm equality for all humans... please donate

>>714867018

Timestamped pic or youre a faggot OP

>>714867721
You faggot.

We have absolutely no reason to belive your story is legitimate.
Pic of hand + timestamp.

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>>714867018
OP, is your hand as cool as mine? Can you draw faces on it? Also I am sort of in need of cash...Can you help a 1 handed brother out? I have paypal.. anyway, Godspeed to you.

>>714867018
But you've been elected president, thats something to be happy about right?

Travel. Best use of my money I've found is going to as many major cities in foreign countries as I can. Lots of interesting experiences travelling the world solo, but I do it as part of a different hobby of mine, which is spraypainting my name on shit. And drinking in public. Takes street smarts to do shit in other countries and avoid being arrested or robbed/murdered. Very exciting.

Also hookers and drugs.

>>714867797
Least you never get lonely

>>714867721
>>Symbrachydactyly
That doesn't look that bad
I was once in a thread with a dude who had like a t-rex hand that looked kinda cool

Your hands are just small i gues?

>>714867797
lol nice try ..timestamp fag

>>714867263
Omg its your strong hand!! Like in the movie!

>>714867871
True stroy

>>714867834
Toppest of keks my good sir xD *tips*

>>714867834
><>

>>714867834
holy shit

>>714867797
I've always wondered.
People wth fuckedup arms and hands like you seems to often enough have those little potato-lumps sticking out of them:
What are they like?

Are they used as a shitty finger? Also, are they mushy?

>>714867834
HAHAHAHAHAHA. funny thing is i'm a trump supporter

>>714867882
>>714867441
>>714867105
GUYS IT'S JUST ONE HAND FFS

and i'm fairly self concious about it. my doctor said i'll probably be less selfconcious about it as i get older, but i still feel like shit.

>>714867018
Drugs BUT dont do the addictive ones.

>>714867963
there is bone, so they're not mushy, they're solid.

get a hand job XD
get it?
HAND JOB
pls kill me...

>>714867797
Fisting for fun?

Go to a third world country pay a doctor to graft a hand onto your stump. Sucks to be a homeless dude/traveler. If not possible. Have mutant hand amputated get cool carbonfiber robo hand instead. Better to be an amputee then a mutant with bad genes...

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>>714867018
How did you gain that amount of money?

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>>714868048

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>>714867018
Buy a FUCK ton of copies of bad rats, garfield kart, wild animal racing and brilliant bob. then make a shit ton of giveaways or one huge giveaway saying you're giving away really good games and hype it up, and just give them one of those games. rinse and repeat until you run out of money

>>714867886
workin on timestamp atm...taking longer than expected. probs cuz I fail at life because I have 1 hand, i dunno.

>>714868166
i worked. thankfully no friends and no girlfriend and barely any family so i had lots of time to get busy. i just churned startup after startup and have been trading for years.

>>714868209
HAHAHA nice. might consider it. on the real though, i'm always looking for new games to play.

>>714868213
take your time bae

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>>714867886
There we go...

>>714867963
That little thing that's supposed to be my thumb is mushy. All flesh, no bones.

>>714868406
nice. even though it's flesh, are there nerves? can you feel something there?

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>>714868406
At least you have a good flesh dildo going there for you
That's how you make killer money dude

>>714868406

.

>>714867018
Hookers?

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Become one of the greatest, arguably most exciting, chess grand masters ever and learn to play the piano like Mikhail Tal. Don't let that stop you.

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>>714867721

>>714868406
Nice one op, do you live off NEETbux or do you work, why not just get one of those fancy robotic arms or a pirate hook if you have $$$

>>714868406
yeah surprised no fag fappin on it yet

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>>714868585
no. i'm not comfortable with my own body enough to share it with someone else.

>>714868649
i did chess when i was a kid. i got shrekt by my dad and some friends at school so i never played it again lol.

>>714868663
mine's not as bad as that. i have a proper thumb and pinky. middle three are out of luck.

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>>714868406
OMG man, that fake finger is the weirdest of the hand. Please write PRESS THE BUTTON FOR SEX

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spend it on camwhores like me OP

>>714868406

Artificial hands are coming. Will you get one or build one ?

>>714868467
Yeah, it feels like any other part of my body.

>>714868474
I've actually been thinking of milking this thins for some money, haha. I actually had this crazy thought of starting some sort of 'interview show' (no real details yet..) and calling it "Hand(s) Up" or something like that.

>>714868696
I'm not OP

>>714868741
I'd fuck it.

>>714868788
i'll do it because dubs demand it....

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>>714868788
dubs
also
what

about how old are you?

>>714868406
why they leaving the thumb part on? dont it get snagged?

>>714868888
Who are 'they'? also chekt, my dude.

>>714868649
I was just talking with my friend about him last night.

>>714868994
they as in docters/parents

Create a secret organization to brutally torture wicked people rapists pedos etc behind closed doors.

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>>714868888
Checked, plus its quads so you have to answer. Quads demands an answer

>>714868888
This is not the result of a surgeon. Anyone decided >hey, will leave this for fun!

>>714869092
like dexter? what if i end up fucking my sister?

>>714868888
i'm honored a fellow one-hander got quads.

>>714869159
oke so you where born with it ...it never gets hurt?

>>714869159
Why wouldn't you just get it removed though it'd look just like an amputated hand and then you could tell all the ladies you lost it in a brutal fisting accident?

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Create a new dick shaped antacid, and call it, i dont give a flux

>>714867599
Dubs have spoken OP, show us your Elephant Man-esque deformed hand.

I'd probably start by getting your hand fixed.

>>714869271
>>714869320
Not OP, I just have a cousin with the similar problem, born with it

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>>714868831
Fuck yeah, I'm hoping to have some sort of sweet gadget on my right hand by 2025 or something. i'm 24 atm.

>>714868788
it's not weird, its awesome. I use it to type, haha.

>>714869079
They just saw that it wasn't anything 'dangerous' or something like that. So why remove it?

>>714869320
I don't remove it because it is sort of useful, and I can use it to draw faces on. It may look sort of funny, but whatever. I just make jokes about it and no-one cares if I don't care.

>>714867882
btw in my experience there's such thing as "that's not so bad". humans are turned off by even slight differences. google "uncanny valley". it's either you're 100% normal looking (good looking or bad looking) or you go without friends for your entire life.

>>714869460
*no such thing

>>714869419
Wow wow wow , I just think you had to tattoo it in the future. 999999999 keks

>>714869419
ok thanx :)

OP here. fun fact: i've had so many people throughout my life ask me what hand i use to write with. it really goes to show how stupid a lot of people are lol. "gee i dunno, the one with the fingers on it????????????????????????????"

>>714867018
Send me some btc like 120 usd worth

>>714867989
Mate this is fucking /b/
Just show it to us

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>>714869419

why not just attach something to it now?

pic related

>>714869613
You should tell them it's the other hand just to fuck with them

invest

>>714869956
would do you think i've been doing ;)

>>714869914
sometimes i tell them i write with my feet. sometimes they nod but i don't think they believe me lol.

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here's mine! let's high 5

>>714867018
Get surgery for super hand. They ain't laughing when you super hero ey buddy?

>>714869460
"Uncanny valley" has nothing to do with human interaction, it is a phenomenon where humans are more repulsed the more realistic a humanoid robot looks.
No wonder you don't have any friends, you're a pretentious dumb fuck.

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>>714869899
I like they way you think.

>>714870282
>humans are more repulsed
that was the point i was trying to send across. i was referring specifically to robots, i just meant that humans have a hard time forming relations with people that repulse them.

>>714867018
read the book the collector, go through with his whole plan.

>>714867018
You can buy my friend ship !

(I accept PayPal payments for friendship)

>>714870407
retard

So how's like having a deformed hand?

>>714870343
Kek

can you gimme some i need it for cocaine

>>714867018
Cut the hand off, hire some artist to make you a cool prosthesis. Invent a tale about losing the hand in a scary awesome accident.

People are shallow.

>>714870343
kek'd
you made my day love you /b/ro

>>714867018
adopt and raise a personal private hooker

>>714870343
needs more knives

do drugs

I'd be your friend OP. I like you. And I don't need your money.

>>714870532
terrible as i have no suicidal tendencies at all. would have ended it a long time ago otherwise. it's like being forced to play a really hard game with no option to quit.

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>>714870532
It's like having 50% less hands than the average person. Also, because its my right hand its sort of awkward whenever I meet people. The 'handshake' sometimes freaks people out

>>714870681
Yeah, I feel the same. But in the end, its not so bad...

>>714867721
The market in oregon isn't too bad, I'd recommend you try and stay as a medical grower and focus on high end product and possibly hash oil or shatter. Outsourcing is not unheard of, but you need to be willing to possibly go black market, though the risk is low since it would be someone you're selling it too who would be committing the crime. And land is cheap, so if you have a good water setup or hydro/aquaponics you'd make bank, after three to five years you'd be in the green. I'm doing all of the above but for private and personal reasons as opposed to profit.

>>714870343
Do you scare children on purpose often?

You sound like a cool guy op, you can keep the money but i wouldn't mind hanging out sometime.

>>714870732
C'mon the robotic hands are coming. Just wait until 2020/2025.

>>714870674
>>714870835
<3

>>714870844
to be fair i just want real hands. i'll give up every single last thing to just live one day with 2 normal hands. i wouldn't even want to do anything special. i just wanna go to the grocery store or to a cafe and just sit and eat something, or just walk down the street.

Visit me and we'll have a jolly ol' time.

Have you ever thought about suicide OP? Just wonderin'.

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>>714870642
Agreed.

>>714870794
From time to time.

>>714870844
Yes it is, and all of you 2 handed fags are going to want one just like me.

Also, There is only 1 thing I regret.... I can only grab 1 titty at a time...that shit sucks. But for the rest, it aint so bad.

>>714871073
see >>714870681


>>714871066
rule #1: never meet a fellow /b/tard, no matter how much we want to touch dicks.

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Get your hand fixed, dickwad

>>714868406
YO IS YOUR NAME CHRIS????

>>714871245
no

>>714871267
Nope, sorry bro. Wrong guy.

>>714871289
well either way I was friends with a dude in middle school that had a hand like this, we were both outliers for sure and thats kinda what brought us together. we drifted a bit after high school, I don't really have friends either, and i'd be your friend OP

>>714870343
haha your awsome dude

glue some wiggle eyes on your hand

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How bad is it on a scale of 1 to this?

>>714867018
If you are feeling generous, my dumb ass missed a shot of heroin and my arm has swollen up and is hot and painful, i have an abcess growing but have no money for hospital to get it sorted so I am probably going to die of septicemia :( if you feel like saving my hand that would be great

>>714871656
7 maybe?

>>714871497
Just saying, I'm not OP, he hasn't posted his 'hand', But I, as a random bored anon, decided to post mine. And I suppose I was the same as you throughout most of my school days, an outlier. But I didn't really care, I figured the future would be way better so I didn't ever worry.

>>714871528
So are you

>>714867018
never thought of getting premium hookers that take like 14.000 $ an hour?

>>714871710
Pop the abscess and clean it with alcohol.

give to prostitutes for penis

>>714871790
it's deep in my bicep, it hasn't come to a head, the whole area is swollen and hot and red :(

>>714871710
Post your hand and I'll help out.

U have lots of money, and i dont... Lets change this :D
Could you give me a steam game? Like Rust or Rocket league? Lucaskinn is my steam name

>>714871861
not to mention fucking agony, woke up in such pain this morning

>>714871909

just uploading the pic now

>>714872111
chekt

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>>714870407
Autism over 9000

>>714867018
invest in the forex market

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>>714871136

>>714870732
Do they just grab the stump then?

>>714871136
Can you upload a pic with a glove on it? I'm curious what it would look like

>>714868406
My friend has a deformed hand, but he's got tons of friends

>>714872283
When I meet a person I have 2 choices. #1 extent my right 'hand' which will result in something awkward. Or #2 use my left hand, which will also leave people questioning my mental ability. Sometime's I just put up both of my hand(s) and say something like 'which hand do you prefer' lol

>>714872355
Fucking dubs demanding shit again. very well.

>>714872419
I've also got a lot of good friends. People really don't care much about it after they're been with me more than 5 mins in a room. What I lack in hands, I try to make up for in personality.

>>714872549
do you have a gf?

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>>714871909
it is swollen twice the size and hurts like fuck, i hope I can get it sorted

>>714872355
From my childhood...aaahhh... All of those memories I'm trying to forget.

>>714872583
Nah, When I was young No1 would ever consider some ugly kid with one hand, haha. They'd be laughed at by everyone at school, So I didn't blame them. And I was ok with having no gf. I just became a hermit. But the older I got, the better I started looking.. Its weird now, when im out in the street I notice girls always looking at me. 3 years ago, that shit didn't happen. I'm still getting used to that. But I'm hoping to maybe get a gf soon-ish.

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>>714872944
>forgetting pic

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>>714867503
someone say special k?

Buy a pirate hook OP.

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>>714868888
Quads

>>714872944
you get whores then? Ar you afraid they laugh about it or are they pros?

>>714873326
Nah, I'm not desperate enough to spend money on sex. And I hope they laugh about it, because I will laugh along with them while making 1 or 2 hand jokes. Didn't the dwarf in GoT say something like wear your weakness as your Armour or something? I try to do that.

>>714867554
Ausfag here, experienced grower, looking to move to US next year and would be very interested in coming to work for you if you need employees?

I know plenty of one-handed dudes who pull hot chicks and aren't bullied. You're probably a beta asshole, and that's why your life sucks. Fuck your money, grow a pair of balls. People (especially women) aren't that shallow.

>>714873457
so you are a virgin? Sex without emotion isn't that much better than masturbation. I bet this hand opens new worlds to masturbation. Ever shoved it in your ass?

>>714873871
>Ever shoved it in your ass?
kek, no. I'm not gay. I've never considered any sort of anal penetration.
But yeah, virgin as fuck. But I don't really care because I'm like 'it'll happen when it happens'. I don't try to over-hype sex.

>>714867721
OP try not to let it get you down anymore, if it makes you feel better I have mild spina bifida which caused a physical defect, that physical defect being that I have a little hole at the top of my asscrack ha. 3 cheers for 2 buttholes.

>>714867018
Op, you are literally an inspiration, your life sounds fucking great! Try to forget about the hand, nobody gives two shits. (not in Canada at least) Besides, from what you've said, it doesn't even sound bad at all!

>>714867018
Have you learned to be lefthanded than right?

>>714873854
I'd say less than 2% of the world population is 1 handed...How do you know so many 1 handed dudes?

>>714874029
You don't have to overhype sex to pay a some 1000$ hooker. Those girls are hot and try to give you a nice experience. Even non virgins would pay for that if they had a chance. Just for the one time experience

>>714867841
You sound like my type of guy. Have you got an e mail that I can contact you through to ask a few questions?

>>714874230
>>714874165

thanks you guys are very nice.

and all jokes aside, i do plan on making generous donations to various charities that deal with people like myself as well as scientific research. at the end of the day, it's the most i can do in my position.

>>714874302
no lol

>>714874381
I know I can just flaunt some money, and get some sex, sure. But like what was said earlier 'sex without emotion is just masturbation'. Rings true to me, even though I've never tried. I'll just be patient and wait for that one girl where it just clicks right away. Maybe I will become a wizard while waiting for it. Maybe.

post a webm of you mushin it lol

>>714867841
I hear China is a nice place to go to write your name.

>>714867018
Fly me out mane ill be your friend

Get hand surgery

>>714870343
Kekkels

>>714875012
Yes, in 2025 I will bro. Get some lasers and shit installed as well.

>>714874589
You do sound like a very nice person op,
If you're ever in ireland i'd be your friend! well if i don't die from this abcess! :/

I know this is /b/ and being an asshole is the status quo, but I'm really sorry you have to live with this shit. The world can be very cruel. You seem like a good guy though, and you don't need two hands to be a cool guy that people like being around. I actually kinda like some physical deformities, I think they add character, even if they look kinda grotesque.

By the way can you jerk off with it?

>>714875490
>By the way can you jerk off with it?
Frequently asked question. I'm not OP, but I can fap with mine. I just use my good hand and 'bad' hand in combination I suppose.

>>714875648
being huge enough you can fap with both hands

>>714874589
You're a gud dud...... Hope you get a good girl brah.

>>714873845
You could find work in less than a week my friend, go to southern oregon or the coast, Southern Oregon would be cheaper living and easier to start off but the coast has some of the bigger operations, not that the southern ops are small by any means. Or if you've got some starter cash you might consider buying or renting a piece of land for yourself. Either way, botanists, trimmers, growers, plumbers, and even fence builders and landscapers are in very high demand. My grow is somewhat more for personal use so it wouldn't turn enough profit to hire someone. I'm sure you could live on a farm you work at for relatively cheap as well.

Td;lr check out southern oregon or the coast for trim or plumbing jobs if you need work soon.

Do bananas still fit in your hand adequately?

>>714875898
Thanks for the info /b/ro.

>>714867018
Maybe you could get me a random game ?
Id: gehaktballendraaier03

Also do you play games, if so do you use a special designed controller ?

>>714867018
Dude, go to the brothel wtf.
Get a new whore each day

OP, I hope things do work out for you, you seem to be a nice person who has had a lot of shit to deal with in life, things will get better I assure you :)

Im this poster >>714871710
>>714872877

If you could help at all that would be great, no worries if not, either way I hope you meet a nice girl that loves you for you, there are girls who aren't shallow that would look past something like a deformity, just be yourself and I'm sure things will fall into place, Good luck dude :)

>>714867018
drugs

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>>714867018
Be me
Leg chopped off at age 3
Limb looks lile ugly vagina
Wife still fucks my brains out
Mfw

hey guys, OP here. just got back, surprised this thread is still alive

>>714876757
>>714876994
>>714876486
>>714867503
>>714874381
>>714875879
>>714874728

thanks all for your concerns but girls aren't my biggest concern/challenge in life. i couldn't care if i ever got laid. my biggest desire is to just live care-free. the other dude ITT who has a deformed hand would know what i mean. as i said in another comment, i just want to be able to walk down the street or go to a cafe and eat something without having to worry.

>>714867503
>>714867841
>>714868025
>>714870668
>>714876794

op again. drugs are no-go. given my hand is deformed and i'm not all that good looking, my brain is my primary asset, so i'd prefer not to tamper with it.

>>714876757
op here. bro what's going on in ireland? can you not seek help? money is meaningless. you need to go to the hospital and just tell them your situation. if you're addicted to heroin, have no money and you injured yourself while missing a shot, they have a moral obligation to help you. you need to just go in to ER and tell them your situation.

>>714877692
>>714876274
Plis ? Also can i call you captn hook-anon?

>>714877474
dude if you are ever in ireland i'd be happy to meet up with you and have a drink/some food etc, I know what you mean, just want to blend in like everyone else, i think the main thing is you need to stop giving a shit, it's easier said than done but it is possible

>>714877897

I am not eligible for a med card at the moment due to not having a stable place to live, to be seen by a dr here costs 60€ then 100€ for hospital check up then 50+€ for antibiotics etc, they won't see me without money, it's ridiculous, I have been trying to contact family for a loan but as soon as they hear 'heroin' they hang up, I can't go to the ER and ask to be seen because they will contact my methadone clinic and I will likely be cut off and then will be in an even worse situation.. ugh man its all a mess at the mo.. especially with xmas looming over.. just hating life

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>>714870343

A weapon to surpass metal gear!

>>714878250
Stop doing heroïn or start an heroing- anon 2016

>>714878816
that's the plan for the new year.. stopping not an-heroing!

>>714877474
Walk with limp
Cant run
Its all relative you fucking crybaby

if trips, help me start a business ill pay you back twice, need just 2 grand (euro)

>>714878603
kek

>>714879159
What is your plan ?

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>>714871136
holy shit

>>714867263
"You think I care if people making fun of me"
"It would identify me"
I don't get why you're bothered about being identified?

>>714867018
i really need some money, and since you have hundreds of thousands collecting dust could you please help me out? spare a few hundred dollars please?

>>714867018
it takes more than a deformed hand for a person to have no friends, so this leads me to wonder are you some sort of cunt. Then on the other hand you are on /b/ asking for advice, but also bragging about having big monies... so I'm confused as to what my answer to you should be, maybe a little more background about yourself to help me decide on how I should advise you on what to do with your £$? whatever.

>>714867018
If you have a lot of money, do you want to help me pay my phone bill? For some reason, they changed the prices without even informing me, so I was expecting a phone bill that should've been about 25 dollars, but now my phone bill is suddenly 50 dollars. I don't have that much money. I've bought christmas gifts and shit. I wasn't expecting a 50 dollar phone bill.

>>714877897
>>714878250

if you can help me out then that would be amazing man, here is my paypal simplesitesolution@ g mail com anything you could contribute would be fantastic and will help me out, no worries if you can't, thanks for even listening to me

You should buy dubs something

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>>714870343
>>714871136
toasting in epic bread

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>>714871136
Put it in a loaf of bread and make it look like a hotdog, also, take this pepe

>>714872967
Lel

>>714881603
Roll

>>714881603
roll this

OP suh dude. Also I'm reasonably convinced that your hands led you down this field where you make a good life for yourself. Hang in there man. I could use 3,000 right now because my parents cut me off and I'm trying to go to college. Could you help a man out?
[email protected] is my Paypal.

>>714867018
I am in desperate need of money from so much debt, even 80 dollars would make my life just a bit easier... if you would be so very kind I could send you my email or something and link you my PayPal or something, anything..

>>714870592
This honestly
>deformed hand
People thrown off, even repulsed.
>bitching robot hand and cool story about punching a shark
Literally drowning in pussy like when you couldn't wade water one handed after punching that shark

>>714871136
youre fucking awesome dude, i love you

may you get a robo arm so thou can grab hold of two breasts at a time

>>714870343
>>714871136
well, at least your sense of humor is fully formed

>>714878250
Did you ever get moneys?
Heard scag in Ireland is really dirty

>>714884408
Ultra pun

>>714881603
I'll see what I can do.. Can't believe this thread is still alive lol.

>>714883063
My time will come, thanks bro.

>>714884408
Yes it is. Pessimism isn't going to get me through life. i'm stuck with 1 hand, might as well make the best of it.

OP, I'd look into the myo armband if I were you. They're in the process of testing a robotic hand controlled by an armband that reads the electrical impulses in the nerves of your arm.

>>714867989
just take a pic of your one hand

>>714867018
Guess what dude, if you have a deformed hand and no friends, it's not because of the hand, it's because you're a dick.

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Your shit is ugly bro

>>714867018
donate to Israel, friendo.

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>>714868787
Cut the middle three away, let heal, say its result of a badass motorbike accident.

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>>714881603
best I could do, kek

>>714885264
And this is why I'm grateful that my deformity isn't that deformative.

>>714885370
Why would anyone throw their money away like that?

>>714885469
maybe try posting on stormfront?

>>714885645
Why/what would I post there...?

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>>714870343
>
thanks needed the laugh

>>714885716
Glad I can make my /b/ro's kek

You're awesome man. Can you play games on steam or something? (Like don't starve, or games that just need 1 hand)
It'd be bananas if we could play something someday. You seem like a pretty cool guy to hang around.

>>714885469
Tape a glove around your hand

>>714886250
Tape a glove? Not sure what you mean. I have ap ic with a glove here. >>714872967

>>714867396
I kiss you.

>>714886314
Put glove on like you have a hand, tape the bottom around your wrist so no fall off

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>>714867018

>>714886428
oooh, I see. Give me 5 mins.

>>714886314
You are amazing.

>>714886537
Best thread ever. Possibly fill with Styrofoam or something so it's stuff and looks like a real hand?>>714886537

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>>714886583
Thanks, so are you.

>>714886745
I don't have that stuff lying around, lol.

All I have is a left handed glove (surprise...), but I guess it works.

>that feel when some1 says its the best thread ever
I love you too.

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>>714887123
Op is a legend. Put me in the screencap. Here's to you.

You seem fucking bad ass op, keep up the good fucking work, had a friend growing up with the same thing, she had mad cooking skills.not a doubt in my mind you can be fuckin great. I really hate to ask though but if you could even donate just 5 dollars, or ANYTHING it would be a Christmas miracle.Ihttps://www.paypal.me/AyaHakimi is my paypal, im trying really hard to get by lately.. if not its fine but keep staying awesome OP

>>714885370
Kill yourself

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Jacob? Is that you?

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How deformed are we talking? Can you drive a car? If so then buy a fun car, if not hookers and weed.

>>714887266
Lol, im not OP. Im a random dude that hijacked his thread because OP was too insecure about posting his hand. I wasn't, and i wanted to make my bro's kek. But thanks.