protip: quit listening to angry kids' music, take a shower,

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>>714864052
Like I'm taking advice about women from a homo.

Yeah let's listen to cuck music because that's cool. Fuck off /b/tard

>>714864052
That's weird, my wife likes Slipknot

>>714864052
I am allowed to listen to heavy metal music AND anything else I want. I like Animals As Leaders AND John Coltrane.

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>>714865536
>Slipknot

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>>714864052
>>714864151
>>714864369
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>>714865903

lel you really triggered some virgins.

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>>714864052
thats fine with me. I love hairy girls

Metal is about complex and interesting things, which is why it appeals to introverts. Serious music conveys more than anger.

I fuck kids that listen to the wheels on the bus

>>714866113
pervert

>>714866018
well mister laughy cheatah man, you really got the hang of replying to posts

>>714865536
>Wife

How many times have you walked in on your wife getting fucked by another guy?

>>714866265
your mum!

>>714866265
never, but I cry when I hear them in the next room

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>>714864052
>Caring about which fotm pop music chicks like

Pff op is fgt

>>714866222
Where do you think you are?

>>714864151
Ohhhhhh thats a burrrrrrrrrrn

>>714866636
trollheaven

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haha fuck yeah OP

>only listen to free jazz
>qts in my building don't know about my musique concrete I have on my playlists
>go to laundry and see qt bobbing her head in time to my portable vinyl turntable i blast everywhere i go
>yell YOU LIKE THIS?
>she winces and points to the dryer yelling back ITS THE DRYER MAKING NOISE
>such taste
>attempt to give her a high five
>drop heavy record player on her foot
>breaks her foot on impact but keeps playing
>she screams in time to the now skipped free form concrete
>try to help her
.GET THE FUCK OFF ME WEIRDO! MY FOOT IS BROKEN! WHY IS THIS THING MADE OF METAL?
>mfw she called it the shittest genre in music
>mfw I purposely drop it while picking it up again just to make sure the foot is broken

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true!

metal is for scrawny nerdy ass greasy fingers faggots the music can be alright but the metal shows are full of sausages and the only girls there looks like sacks of shit

>>714864052
>not virgin
>have gf
>petite goth girl
>she takes really good care of her looks
>she loves anal
>Otherwise very kinky in bed
Im pretty okay with your assumption. Its fine man.

>>714866747
Topkek

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>>714866912

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>>714864052
>so many metalvirgins taking the bait
>>one of the retards even says he has a wife
>>>kek

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Wait. On the flight line all we listen to is heavy metal. There is a damn conflict of interests here man. I'm not an angry neck beard but I get no ass.

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>>714864052
Your wrong.

i wanna be a wizard

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>>714866387
stupid nigger thinks a life jacket is a bullet proof vest.

>>714866747
Vrilliant.

>>714868575
>Mocks responses to "bait"
>Agrees with bait

Dude, what?

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>>714866912

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>>714869625
Total sausage fest right

https://youtu.be/VVdy-HtGULg

>>714870887
wow they kinda sounds like nirvana...

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>>714871151
Total sausage party
https://youtu.be/ndEeA-cMxWw

If that's true then how can my friend who has long hair and listens to heavy metal have a girlfriend and not me?

>>714864052
tfw I'm fucking one of the hotter metalhead girls and I'm a bewer your argument is trash kill yourself

>>714871558
yeah yeah a girl on 4chan well played
also one of the hotter must means a 5/10 max

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>>714871558
Post tits or get out.

>>714864052
Jokes on you OP i listen to lolicore

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This is now a metal thread.
Is there more like pic related?

>>714864052
I listen to heavy, death and other darker metal genres, and I have a naked hot chick on my bed.
I shave, take showers and clean my hair up in barber's once a month. I make decent salary and lift twice a week. Why should I quit metal now?

>>714866053
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

drum and bass >>>>>>>>>>>>> metal

>>714871994
What is it with metal bands and having names that are impossible to read?

>>714864052
Jokes on you, I'm gay.

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>>714872770
something about being trve and/or kvlt, like this band one right here

I love getting my face fucked and ass reamed to lamb of god. Op has no fucking clue.

>>714872724
drum and bass is electronic metal prove me wrong

>>714866053
Is that black mold ?

>>714873135
you gay

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Speaking of metal

>>714872590
Real monsters

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>>714873333
whats black mold

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>>714864052

>>714864052

Obama is a metal head (Google it). If you can get elected as POTUS and listen to metal then what can't you do?

>>714873333
Checkerd

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>be me
>have long metal hair and wear all black through highschool and college
>only got laid once
>Sadmetal.jpg

>Cut hair
>Wear less intimidating clothes
>still listen to metal, just not at parties
>Get sexy European model as girlfriend
>Grow back hair after 1 year
>Wear metal clothes again
>Eventually convince her to like metal

That's how you do it boys! I was in a death metal band for years, and my band mates never got laid. They looked too scary for regular women. You need to grab a hottie and slowly pull her into metal.

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>>714873533
Dubd so you have to check it out

>>714874402
pretty good. I prefer some heavier stuff like cannibal corpse, but it's all good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqScOIKDmUQ

This is angry kids' music

>>714864052
at least i'm white

>>714874389
i kinda agree but i think you shouldn't go back to wear metal clothes cause they look fuckin stupid the long hair can be ok as long as the aren't greasy

some metal is ok except power metal one of the gayest thing on earth

>>714875824
>Sabaton
>Ghost

power metal can be ok, just don't tell anyone you listen to it

>>714875824
power metal vocalists can actually sing

>>714864052
Unoriginal bait
Kill yourself

>>714864052
Obviously you're not familiar with the true story portrayed in the movie Deathgasm.

>>714864052
b8 n sage

>>714875824
I wear metal clothes 25% of the time now. I'm the biggest metal head in the office, but compared to true kvlt metal elitists I'm a pleb.


Now check out this amazing riff:
https://youtu.be/TkKrNn2stww

>>714864052
And you are and always will be a massive faggot because ou are op

Is listening to angry rap (Eminem, NF) as bad as listening to metal?

>>714876385
today yes, but 5-10 years ago it was fine

>>714876100
yes they can i give you that but they sound gay and like they have no balls

>>714864052
I'm not a virgin. It's called not playing it around bitches who don't like metal. My car radio always has a pop station on but the cd that's in there is always metal.

I was somewhat popular in high school but listening to metal made me a weirdo so I only got laid once in high school.

tldr; don't show your power level

>>714875315
Oh so also a scool shooter

>>714864052
Why do i have to fuck/date/whatever someone who listens to the same music as i do?

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sergeant d used to give useful information to stupid metalheads on how to listen to better music and not to behave like spergs

too bad we lost stuffyouwillhate.com

>>714877118
this

my girl likes ron pope an i'm more of a 60's or 80's guy

>>714874389
Fucking trojan horse

>>714877012
WTF

>>714876460
Well fuck. Hip hop today is pretty shit.
I still listen to it sometimes, it isn't that bad, but I just can't get into it. I can't relate to it all.
Artists like Eminem and NF actually gives me the feels when I listen to their shit because I've been in similar situations. It motivates me to do better in life.
I don't get that kind of feeling when listening to today's pop.

>>714877350
I agree, but I just listen to what I want and keep quiet about it.

When I was an angry kid, I listened to sad indie crap like The National because it would calm me down.

Now that I am an apathetic, tired adult, I listen to anything that gives me the motivation to not kill myself.

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>>714864052
>implying what genre of music you've got on your device of matters jack for relationships

are you a hipster or just an idiot?

>>714869069
...that band still exists, huh

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>>714866747
fuckin' kek'd