Hey /b! >be me >be last night >go out with friends for

>>714855092
Can I fuck?

>>714855153
rolling

What can I do to make you horny?

>>714855201
that's all the rolls I got OP

>>714855092
you fucked up when you asked her to dropbox them, the fuck dude

Ask what she's into. Ask if she likes it rough that'll get you a good idea of what she's like

how big does my dick have to be for you to let me fuck?

>>714855412
this

>>714855092
Wanna naked wrestle?

can my faggotry ever be cured?

>>714855477
>>714855544
we both win

>>714855568
I don't think that's how it works. But we shall see.

File: messages1.jpg (85KB, 360x498px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 360x498px

>>714855404

>>714855621
thats exactly how it works now to see if op isn't a faggot

>>714855092
Are you into pegging? I hope you are, I fucking love having huge cocks up my ass.

>>714855702
I think we use the first dubs and then the next dubs after the reply.

this faggot isnt even sending dubs

>>714855092
>Any I like I'll ask.
Not how it works. Pointless thread

>>714855738
rolling

>>714855913
we'll see

>>714855820
I've asked and she said no to both
>>714855913
How my thread works. GTFO!

>>714855092
Ok so you have a naked girl in front of you, you're looking at her nude photos and yall are talking about sex yet you can't close the deal? She probably thinks you're a faggot and lost interest.

>>714855092
Shes considering having sex with you.
But you'll fuck this up if you start acting needy and horny, because then you are beta and also gives her all the power.

My suggestion is to drop the questions.
Very few girls like the pervert approach.

Try something like "Needless to say, showing me those pics, you got my attention", and then play it cool. Let her message you, not the other way around. Give her short answers, but be polite.
Get her to chase you, not the other way around.

>>714855913
/thread
newfags ruin this site too often

>>714856029
she wasn't naked, so was in underwear
she was dressed by the time I saw her nudes
our friends ruined me trying to take it further

>>714855092
Have you ever tasted your own feminine juices?

Ask her how many she's had sex with

Dropbox them hahaha

>>714855999
Post that then

>>714856045
might take this approach

how the fuck u ever gonna get laid if u cant even keep your promises on /b/ dont make rules up then suit them to your own need, fucking kill yourself

>>714855092
If I paid you good money, would you shit on my penis?

>>714856232
because people who use and understand /b get laid all the time...

File: 1481341356622.jpg (42KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 720x960px

>>714855092
You fucking beta faggot.. you've already fucked up.
Should have sent her a pic of some alphas cock ,saying something like"was just thinking about last night" wanna come around,
You know why shes comfortable getting changed in front of you.. cause she thinks your a faggot.. you will always be in the friend zone you filthy mexican

>>714856289
Doesn't seem like he's going to use the thread's replies at all. No point in us being here.

>>714856045
that's the way

File: messages3.jpg (56KB, 366x316px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 366x316px

>>714856045

>>714856616
Go home, Roger. You lost. She doesn't want the dick.

>>714856616
>>714856704
This. You're not getting anything from her haha.

>>714855092
>>714855657
>>714856616

Lol you fucking beta. Tell her that you want to straight up fuck her because her body turned you on. Tell her that you're not going to take no for an answer, ESPECIALLY since she's being open about sex with you and you know her intentions.

>>714856616
Good man.
And her reply just backs up the method.
Remember that. They dont need a stalker.

Answer her something like "I wont, just not used to girls showing me pics like that:)"

>>714856820

After I shower, I better fucking see you reply back with the response I told you

>>714856896
Don't hold your breath

>>714856820
Rapist confirmed.

>>714856853
Ye take advice from this guy. He knows exactly how to make you look like a virgin!
>Not used to girls showing me pics like that :)

What's her name

>>714856853
On second thought, how old are you guys?
Might need a bit more alpha response then this if shes 18-19-20.
Might consider something like "Now that you showed me yours, shouldnt i show you mine?"

Do you like to fuck a body full of worms while eating poop?

>>714856984
Dude, every girl knows that guys dont have an endless shower of naked pics coming their way. OP fucked up when asking her to DB them etc, he wont make the situation better by acting like a retarded rapist asshole.
This girl trusts him, he needs to remind her about that.

>>714856820
That's a little rapey, but solid advice the first half

>>714856980

You're probably this faggot huh? >>714856853

Women want an assertive man, not a bitch boy who uses smileys.

>>714856616
Faggot. Stop talking to her, or at least act like you care a whole lot less. She's fishing and you're biting hard

Dont ask. Just send her dick pics. Works every time. Show her your the alpha.

File: message4.jpg (91KB, 365x547px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 365x547px

>>714856853

Stop being that guy. Tell her what you want, if she isn't down with it then stop talking to her and move on. She'll either come to you or you'll stop wasting your time with an attention whore.

>>714857281
Aaand he's making a comeback, can he save him from himself?

Yall niggers is dumb
Ask her if shes get excited knowing her pictures turned you on

>>714857329
This

>>714857241
Yes, thats me.
And i think thats the way to go.
But by all means, instruct OP on how to get this deal closed if you have the recipe.

>>714857329
This then ask if you can eat her booty like groceries

>>714857329
This, especially this!!

>>714857281
"don't tell the others"
"i won't"
>LITERALLY THIS THREAD
i do realise "others" reference to common friends but that made me lose it.

Im telling you. Unsolicited dick pics will seal this deal.

>>714857241
You sound triggered. Your insecurities are showing :)

>>714857281
This is where you bail out. Don't say anything after "I did".

>>714857329
This
It opens the door.to so much more if thats if she says yes

>>714857443
Reminds me of fake taxi
"This won't go on the Internet will it"

>>714857281
You did good.
Now, radio silence. Make her start thinking, as all women do.
If you manage to make her send you the next text, youre pretty much in.
But that'll probably take up to a day or two, depending on how needy she is.

>>714857507
Thougth of literally the same thing.
"pls delete it later"
"don't show this to anybody"
"only between us right?"
"our little secret ok?"

>>714857519
This will work if you want to wait two days to find anything out or if shes12

>>714855092
I wanna fuck

>>714855092
Let''s fuck now

>>714855092
Share an fb pic of this girl

>>714857666
>OH BOY WE SEEM TO HAVE TRIPS HERE M8.

>>714857666
winrar

>>714857666
Fuckyea. Let's see a pic of the girl

>>714857751
don't get your hopes up

>>714857281
I hope you realize that you will never get in this girl's pants.

>>714857634
You know that porn isnt real, right?
Gotta make her chase you, and if your texting, this is the way to do it.

>>714857281
are you ok with cum in your hair?

>>714857964
No way....porn isn't real?
Wtf next your going to tell me wrestling isn't real too.
Bitches have cock chasing them everywhere.
Be different or while your waiting for her to chase you shell pick up an alphas scent

>>714858132
What do you mean wrestling it real??:O
Well, instruct OP on how to seal the deal then?

>>714857281
Op you might as well ask if she'll peg you cause this shit is wack

so ? no pics ?

>>714857382

>I think that's the way

Yeah, that's why you're a fucking virgin.

>>714858262
This>>714857329
Cuts out all the bullshit. If no the op needs to be a hero
If yes then even your ass couldn't fuck it up

>>714857241
>women don't want smileys
Oh fuck. My sides.
You've never tried imitating their mannerisms and acting aloof, have you?

>>714858337
So thats why im a virgin.
I Always thought it was because i spend my time on 4chan arguing with strangers.

>>714858389
This

thread is dead guys.
>abandon ship
Op once again is a fag.
Nothing new on /b/.

>>714857281
Reminds me of a convo I had yesterday:
> Wanna come watch a movie?
> No, I got plans
> Alright, bye then
(3 hours later)
> Are you still up for the movie?

Women are like that, their default response is a no, but then they might think about it and change their minds.

>>714855092
alright, i'll bite on this

ask her:

why do grills put their emotional needs above guys physical needs?

File: dis_gon_be_bait.jpg (43KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 600x400px

>>714858930
forgot to add this

File: _fuck_face.jpg (84KB, 820x810px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 820x810px

>>714855092
OP?

>>714855092
>>714855657
>>714856616
>>714857281

TAKE THE FUCKING HINT YOU DUMBASS

Let's see

>Let's you see her nudes
>You can talk sex openly to her
>Let's you ask questions about sex
>Says she loves rough and dominant guys
>Is pleased that you like her pictures

This bitch straight up wants you to be assertive to her. She literally wants you to ask to fuck in a assertive way. The reason why she rejected your response is because she wants you to be more fucking assertive about it, she's testing whether or not you'll be a good fuck. Of course, you're way too fucking beta and had to say "l-lemme guess some good questions". Hence why she responded with "Lol.... ok". You made her vagina way more dry than the Sahara desert. Fucking ask her to fuck. She's begging for it.

>>714859310
nigga the thread is over..

>>714859360

Don't call me the n word you fucking nigger. I'm not a "nigga", faggot.

>>714859437
Calm down nigga

>>714855092
You did the right thing OP. 206 card is full of fucking action

>>714859626

Shut the fuck up nigger

>>714859815
I'm white as can be, nigglet

>>714859971

You like sucking dick huh?>>714859971

>>714859437
Nigga

File: 15232241_1128499250579877_8146018504870466619_n.jpg (38KB, 582x776px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 582x776px

https://www.reverbnation.com/everydayisnovember
Hail Dicky

File: srly.jpg (16KB, 500x430px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 500x430px

>>714859437
damn nigga

>>714859437
niggiritta

>>714857281
Tell her you showed her pics to your dad and now you two and wanking each other off looking at them

>>714860005
Only your mom likes that nigger

>>714859437
Hey nigga. Calm down nigga. Be a good nigga and I might give you some watermelon after your finished in the fields. Understood nigga?

toppest of kekests mah niggas
this fucking thread got derailed by the fucking word nigga.
can't get any more /b/ than this.
thanks for lighting up my day you blatant faggots.

Ask her if she has fuckbuddies or fwb's
Ask about masturbation, how she does it and what thoughts get her off best

>>714856045
She is never going to fuck you. You already fucked it up asking her to dropbox the pics. In fact you being the one mentioning the the situation in the first place fucked it up for you.

As we all know girls looove guys begging.

Enjoy the friendzone.

File: 1437144970873.jpg (8KB, 244x250px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 244x250px

DUDE GO FOR IT! say
>want to send some more? ;)
or something like that. when she replies with somethings in the lines of being unsure in anyway, (uhm idk) or (maybe) you have won. what i usually do at this point is to ask if i should send first. then you have won. unless your dick is gross i guess.

File: images (4)a.jpg (46KB, 243x208px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 243x208px

>>714855092

Reality...

>>714860163
>>714860157
>>714860243
>>714860066

Go suck on DJ Khaled's tiny dick you fucking niggers

>>714860243

I'm not a shitskin like you so don't offer me ape food faggot.

>>714857281
>>714857281


Any updates OP?

Don't let the faggots derail the thread. Also they're right not to be needy or desperate, keep your cool and take your time responding, you don't need to answer her immediately, keep her in suspense

>>714860511
OP is already on thin ice here, she will instantly decline this and all chances of ever gettin' his dick sucked will be gone.

>>714860611
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING US NIGGERS. COCKMUFFIN

>>714860785
I don't know if OP is even still here but I soo gots to roll for this.

It made me lol

>>714855092
> Dropbox them to me

Comedy gold.

>>714860785
calm down nigga

>>714860785
Nigger

Tell her u want to get cucked fag

>>714860779
according to the latest text there is a glimmer of hope if he plays his cards right. if not however he will fuck up big. i personaly get nudes after girls send text really similar to the last pic.

>>714858765
Did you tell that cunt to get fucked?

File: download.jpg (8KB, 246x205px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 246x205px

SPOODERMAN THREAAAAAD

File: 1481375194714.gif (1MB, 204x275px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 204x275px

>>714857281
Im late! Sorry guys ...

It might be too late. But the ONLY question to ask in situations like this is:

"Why haven't we fucked yet?"

I don't know is a green light to go for it. Anything is in an excuse but she wants to. A "I don't see you like that" is a friend zond red light. Send a dick pic to save yourself. If another no, Don't even bother anymorw, you're a plaything to her.