No rekt thread? On a Saturday night? Come on /b/ you're

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here's a classic

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>>714848590
>>714848663
>>714848721
rekt != gore
go make your own thread

>>714849465
>filename
Kek

>>714848305
What the fuck? Did she hit a fucking sprinkler?

>>714849550
I believe so.

>>714849595
The pitchers face is basically me whenever I make a joke that turns out to be true in some way.

>>714849374

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY

>>714849347
Can we get some more boxing knockouts?

>>714848787
what the fuck lol

>>714849595
>that face
Dammit... I needed those sides.

>>714849374
Holy shit, that's some fucking Starship Troopers shit.

>>714849243
wth happened here

somekind of gas explosion?

>>714849665
>buttrocket 2.gif
>2
Where is buttrocket OG?

>>714848758
was he kill?

Anybody got women getting hurt, beaten?

>>714850078
Just when you think you've seen the gayest thing on 4chan, something like this gets posted and you lose faith in humanity all over again.

>>714850172
>>714850209
>>714850248
Oh fat people... you never disappoint.

>>714849550
underground bowling alley. that's ground water.

>>714849920
Did he just stab her or what?

>>714850172
>>714850209
>>714850248

Do fat people just think they need to touch the rope instead of actually grip it? How do you not know your own limitations?

>>714850349
that title couldn't be more wrong, fucking retard

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>>714850285
>spilledbeans

>>714849920
You can't live without a heart.

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>>714850074
uhhhhh, above it?

>>714850166
I've been watching Sovereign Citizen videos on youtube for a while now.
My baseline is already at zero...

>>714849920
Did the second person also stab her?

>>714849400
When monkeys don't have a zookeeper there to tell them how to behave. She deserved it, but I bet they all chimped out and ganged up on that kid trying to do his work.

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>>714848993
Well I guess...the trash got taken out.

>>714849094
Said the newfag.

>>714850394
>>714850540
He played cupid and touched her heart.

>>714850581
(Radio Message): I'm defusing the bomb... Ahhh, crap!
Terrorists Win.

>>714850581
were they fucking a goat

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>>714849515

>>714850014
he was hit with a mortar from China

>>714849249
sauce?

>>714850429
newfag detected

>>714849914
Lmfao I'd pay money to see full contact bowling

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>>714850699

>>714850110
Nice

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>>714850426
thats what i was thinking, you think they would know better. out of touch with reality and how big they are?

>>714849021
Are rhinos just retarded?

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>>714850574
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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>>714850683

I lol'd

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>>714850699
Yep, they raped it so hard, it exploded.

>>714849595
beautiful pitch

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>>714850429

>>714849563
I can't tell what's going on here, did he break his spine or something?

>>714850747
Guy tased gif Google Images

>>714850349
National airlines flight 102 crashed in Afghanistan shortly after leaving airport for a refueling shift, the plane crashed because some of its cargo load had shifted, then stalled and impacted the ground into a firewall, check your facts faggot.

>>714850884
lol first one so far to make me laugh out loud

>>714849595
>filename
kek

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>>714850884
>not calling it Paralympic training

>>714850901
That had to definitely hurt a bit.

>>714851080
see
>>714850759

>>714850078
He dead man

>>714851179
That hurts just looking at it

>>714850955
damn right that's what you do. one of those motherfuckers is holding what looks like a giant jug of kerosene. probably planned on dousing the vehicle and lighting it on fire or threaten to light it on fire if the driver didn't get out and hand over money and keys

>>714850314
its the nigger that fucked up the throw

typical

>>714851019
I don't think so. It wasn't any big hit, neck muscles are strong.

>>714849199
He had no plan

>>714851019

In his mind he probably imagined the jump on the ground would've bounced him into a flawless backflip, and just fell hard on his head instead and knocked himself unconscious.

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alright /b/ you have redeemed yourself last one for the night and im off to bed, you guys had me worried for a minute there.

>>714851170
I don't like the new direction the art in Gang Beasts has taken

>>714850426
>>714850889
I'd put good money on the fact that none of them had done a pull up lately. Why the fuck would you do something from a height that required you to support your body weight with your arms? That would be like me getting in to a helicopter and going "I can probably fly this."

>>714851170
0/10 No train.

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>>714850804

>>714850850
>filename
kek

>>714851231
what the fuck were those?

>>714851231
why do people post these boring ass military gifs

>>714849374
Just a prank bro

>>714851541
because one shot to the dome doesnt do it now a days. No such thing as overkill apparently haha
>>714851554
kek'd

>>714851627
sand niggers

>>714848721
Butterfingers

>>714851541
Damn. Are bullets that cheap? That just seems like wasting money.

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>>714851541
>When you die in counter-strike and the faggot with the auto unloads the rest of the magazine into your corpse.

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>>714850746
That looks fun as shit, aside from the ending

>>714851741
better than that hackey teabagging shit

>>714848758
what a fucking idiot

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>>714851741

>mfw im that faggot and then I t-bag you afterwards

>>714850898
Like to see you fight a warthog, bitch.

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just to piss you off

>>714851881

i love seeing sandniggers getting rekt through FLiR

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>>714850898
Basically, yes.
They have terrible eyesight and bad tempers, so they will fight just about anything that moves.

>>714849970
>filename

>>714851080
Shot down by a Taliban anti AA gun.
Get eductaed shit stripe.

>>714851060
Reason added to my book after that.

>why dogs are fucking shit http://i.4cdn.org/b/1481446774654.webm

>>714851881
they're monochrome and too far away. they're poor content for rekt threads. might as well post gifs of people stepping on ants. it would have the same impact.

on second thought. I'd feel bad for the ants.

>>714850978
it kinda looks like he got smaller as he rode off

>>714852033
she really doesnt seemed that concerned

>>714852055
That just seems so anticlimactic, the way he just kinda flumps to the ground...

>>714852033
I didn't know eating corn could turn you into a samurai

>>714850434
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT

>>714851644
Because USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>714852196
Shock is a hell of a drug.

>>714852215
kek

>>714852055
>>714852211
Agreed. I keep looking for impacts on the guy but can detect none.

>>714852265
[Clapping]

>>714852127
>cozy glass blanketzzzzzzzzzzz

>>714850074
you fucking retard

>>714848787
what a nice place to fap

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>>714851179
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>714852195
Because he's getting further away you utter moron

>>714851443

Can't tell might have hit his chin on the way down

>>714849920
Fucking cristmas elves.

>>714850081
PFFFFTTTTT

>>714852033
Retarded unicorn tanks that survive as a species out of sheer spite

>>714852249
You'd shit yourself if you understood the file name.

>>714850172
fat bitch

>>714848721
did he dieded?

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this guy is called josh Murrell, find him on fb, /b/ do what you do best, wreck him

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>>714852720
No, he just needed five stitches.

>>714848246
wish I could slap that little shit upside the head.

>>714849550
Nerve gas

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>>714851179

>>714849177
This is beautiful

>>714852728

Not your personal army, faggot.

>>714852728
he harassed my best friend to the point she hung herself. he deserves what he gets, wreck him and make him pay! /b/ UNITE

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>>714852765

>>714852765
MODS! MODS! MODS WE NEED YOU!

>>714849920
Must of been a hell of a summons.

>>714852836
he harassed my best friend to the point she hung herself. he deserves what he gets, wreck him and make him pay! /b/ UNITE

>>714851468
That's exactly what i thought

>>714852860
Your best friend is a joke. Context or fuck off.

>>714850746
i have that same office chair

>>714849051
almost threw up you sick fuck

>>714850150
wtf i remember watching this live

>>714852998
Why didn't you post it then dipshit

>>714852211

Seems to be what generally happens when you get shot.

>>714852860
ok by me. when do you kill yourself? if you were a true friend you would

>>714852860
Hanged

>>714852860
Not your personal faggot army

>>714853192
So satisfying

>>714850858
knocked the swag right out of him

Anyone go the one in a supermarket where the father gives his son the gun.

>>714852948
we all lived in a place called stepping stones, it's a place for you struggeling with mental health, at first he had a crush on her, used to parade around telling hwr he loved her, and always flirted with her, but once he realized she didn't like or want him at all he turned nasty, constantly harrasing her touching her ass as she walked past, but then it turned dark, he used to sneak into her room at night and try to rape her, he always told her she was worth less, and one day she just had enough and hung herself with her schoold tie, in her closet, he needs to pay. she was my best friend.

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>>714848693

>>714853218
Fucking cats lol

>>714853277
HANGED

>>714853277
>>714853149
>>714852918
>hanged

>>714852195
ya dont say

>>714853050
He didn't go flying backwards like in the movies :(

But yeah, the person getting shot can't get hit with anymore "knock down" force than the shooter experiences as recoil.

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DOES ANYBODY HAVE THE WEBM OF THE NIGGER GETTING HIS HEAD STOMPED ON THE STREET BY 2 WHITE GUYS AND ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE CARROT TOP

>>714849400
This is community college in a nutshell

>>714851084
did she literally die?

>>714853368
It might help if you cite the reason they no English good
http://writingexplained.org/hanged-vs-hung-difference

>>714851541
lol he got pranked pretty good

>>714850884
>>714850314
>>714851084
I always laugh when people go ragdoll like that.

>>714850110
this is how shit should be handled in dumbass inner city schools

>>714853443
I know which one you're talking about, but sadly I don't have it.
Carrot top keeps swinging his arms like all the way around...

>>714851792
>oh shit its about to fall over. better do a front flip!

>>714851881
Fuck yes. I fucking love these.

>>714853236
IKR. I wish there were more vids of cats getting slapped around, the douche bags.

>>714851639
Fucking well played!

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>>714853558
I honestly think inner city schools should be handled like military schools.
Those little fuckers are animals that need discipline.

>>714852196
thats asians for ya
they see 5 people get run over just on the way to school

>>714850110
Based

>>714853513
just give back to him what he done to her. he drove her to suicide. he deserves to pay.

>>714853695
Nothing worse than a human baby exercising its human privilege

>>714851170
We'll settle this at the metro

>>714849021
That was sweet

>>714852941
niggers, amirite?

>>714853040
hey man i just got out of the shower!

>>714853767
Is this that chick that's like a professional fall-downer?
>faller downer?
>how the fuck would you say that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsdcGJJ3zhE

>>714851179
Just cut the finger off.

>>714853914
Pics

>>714852860
You should have done something about it then if you were her best friend. Fuckin coward, only yourself to blame.

YOU should kill yourself.

>>714853743
this is how shit should be handled in dumbass inner city schools

>>714853984
It already is>>714853984

>>714850136
kek

>>714853992
I fucking love that one.

>>714852097
Wrong. We don't deserve dogs.

>>714853277
>Literally I'm too much of a pussy to call the police.png

Your friend was stupid.

>>714852728
Tits/dick or GTFO

>>714850172
>patriarchy.sjw

>>714853992
>>714854057
just because she didnt jump the rope?
Some places are ruthless. We just kept going where i am from

>>714849051
This makes me sad. He was legitimately happy and it was taken from him in a second.

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>>714849515
what a fucking idiot

>>714853399
Checked.

>>714849422
Niggers punching like retards

>>714853493
>Metaphorically dying.

>>714848942
this,
gore = blood + guts
rekt = also funny

>>714854319
(GASPING NOISES)

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>>714854205

>>714854057
video with sound makes it 10x better

>>714854054
Not even a veganfag but killing an animal like that is just wrong

>>714850081

OP deliver escalator

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>>714854395
Agreed.

>>714849515
>Tfw your w key is stuck

>>714854457
kek

>>714852070
lol not that guy, but I was in Afghanistan when it happened ur wrong m8

>>714850110
alpha silverback

>>714854054
fake, goat didn't turn to dust

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>>714854434
That's the only escalator one I have
I'm surprised no one's posted the elevator ones.

>>714850535
this has actually happened to me

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>>714853983
I broke his nose. and tried to kill myself, I have hugest scars to prove it.. I hit an artery. and two tendons.. so I think I have done more than enough... she made me promice her not to kill myself. pics related

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>>714854420
yeah i'd have a tendancy to agree. watching it is fine tho. Btw did they change the max file size recently or some shit? a lot of my rekt webms dont fit anymore

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>>714854543

>>714849116
hes gotta work on the landing, otherwise pretty cool and not rekt

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>>714854458
Wtf happened here?

>>714849347
CANELOOO

>>714853399
Dindunutn

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>>714854375
>G A S P .

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>>714854395
that's one of the things that octochan does better. Don't ban me pls mods, just saying

>>714851639
"Appear weak when you are strong" - Sun Tzu - the art of war

>>714852033
all that for some retarded facebook likes.

>>714854439
thats what he gets for laying like a fag

>>714854570
>Btw did they change the max file size recently or some shit? a lot of my rekt webms dont fit anymore
Yup, I gotta figure out how to resize like half of my stuff, and WFR won't do gifs...

>>714854602
what is it with chinks and elevators?

>>714850074
You have successfully achieved pleb status

>>714849400
What a racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, transphobic, alt-right piece of shit.

>>714853768
Instead of being a massive whiny cunt, why don't you fucking do something about it yourself

>>714854595
guys trying to be cool and with an attitude so slams the pool cue on the ground and was then going to lean on it, but the cue broke so he fell down and hit head and then fainted

>>714852860
If your friend killed herself because of what some guy said then she was too weak for life.

>>714852195
holy shit

>>714849623
Werner von Braun / 10

>>714851644
well they did get rekt pretty bad

>>714853992
Yeah, I saw that ep of Tosh.0 too

Goodnight b

>>714852860
kek

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>>714854565
but she didnt make you promise not to kill him, did she?

>>714854570
lol india

>>714854054
not sure if thats horrifying of FUCKING METAL

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>>714854710
it used to be 3mb right? so ghey. Who has time to resize webms? we got shitposting to do sheesh

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>>714854663
At least it wasn't the asian guy using frozen corn