Let's play a game /b/. I'm going to post a scene from

"You've been to Public School, so I'll assume you're proficient with small arms."

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>>714826817
W o u l d y o u l i k e t o p l a y a g a m e ?

Y o u h a v e s e l e c t e d n o.

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>>714826972
ding

easy one here

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I'll keep posting every minute or so.

>>714826614
"you went to public school, so you're probably already familiar..."

>>714828067
Who would have guessed that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers Father!


I have a couple vague ideas for the Flanders scene, but everything he says is so churchy and forgettable.

The only real scenes I remember are like, him murdering his wife (not really), or PURPLE DRAPES! ALL MY LIFE IVE WANTED PURPLE DRAPES!

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>>714828410
He had just finished reading Rod and Todd a children's book.

>>714828609
This is basically just an image on Hans Moleman, so I'll give a hint:

Hans at an AA meeting.

>>714828313
go to your room, Lisa

>>714829016
can you imagine a world without lawyers?

>>714827203
"Harry Potter and all his friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft!"

>>714827203
And Harry Potter and all of his wizard friends died and burned in hell for practicing witchcraft, the end.

>>714828313
Washer and dryer's broken

>>714829465
"I really have to shit"

>>714828067
And this is where I fucked my wife at the last office christmas party

I'm as straight as your mom's hard dick

>>714829991
"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."

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This is a classic

>>714830539

"I'm cum"

>>714831565
Laugh harder boy!

>>714831565
"Oi, mate! Pissy fag. Shit off or o'll bump you solid, ya nit."

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I don't have very many that don't have the caption text.

>>714832375
Everything's coming up Milhouse!

>>714832234
>My GOD, you're greasy

>>714831565
"if you lose, I'll kill you"

>>714832616
Sidewalk's for regular walkin, not fancy walkin

>>714832456
i just watched that ep the other day but i was high, drunk and tripping on shrooms so i cant remember

>>714831565
The good ole days, where you could make a joke about smacking a kid without a congressional investigation.

>>714829991
"Don't cry for me. In already dead." Fin.

>>714833048
Amen

>>714832456
Bump

>>714831565
BARK

>>714830587
I don't remember what it is he is asking for, a bird bell or something, but he asks for the bigget one, then says no that's too big.

>>714835681
we cant drink untill the sun hits this line

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Oh look, the thread's still alive. I'll post a few more.

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>>714835786
Close enough.

"Give me the biggest seed bell you have ... no, that's too big."

>>714831699
"any sign of the burgler yet?
"no show"
"hows that?"
"it's his job"
"hows that?"
"he's a burgler"
DUHHHH, NUH NUH, NUH

>>714835967
"can I come too?
>rolls up window
"ohhh...."
>4chan

>>714835867
These steel beams are nigh invincible! Why I daresay even her fuel could melt then!

>>714832303
"stop whinin and eat your pine cone"
I think

>>714836262
amadeus amadeus amadeus

>>714829465
Hello Bart. Mother hid my car keys so I'll be riding the bus with you today

>>714836262
Dr Zeaz, dr zeaz, dr zeaz...ooohhhhh dr zeaz

>>714829465
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

>>714836506
jesus nigga

>>714836506
I just watched this episode 2 days ago

>>714836746
You can actually see the exact moment his heart breaks in two

>>714836746
If you look closely, You can pinpoint the moment his heart splits in two.

>>714830587
'I'll have the biggest seed bell you've got'
...
'no, that's too big'

>>714827203
"And then Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends were damned to hell for witchcraft."
"Yay!"

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If anyone has a better Maggie gif I'd like to see it.

>>714836846
1. Wheres the fife?
2. Give me the fife.

>>714836846
>
I have two questions for you. One, where is the fife and two give me the fife.

>>714837156
Maggie's already drunk off the fumes, and shes a mean drunk.

Would you like some meth

>>714837156
maggies a violent drunk

>>714828313
"marge i'm not gonna lie to you
see ya"
"if we don't come back avenge our deaths"

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>who at his shorts?

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>>714837396
well done

>>714837612
Quick, Nibbles, chew through my ball sack

>>714828609
Alcohol has ruined my life. im 31 years old!

>>714832375
"YIPPIE, IM A MEME NOW!"

>>714837899
Stupid babies need the most attention