Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread Previously on /waifu/:

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"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Claimed ^^

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>>714818393
>2013

they don't have HSV in the game, and the Commodore is its own model, they have the '04 SS version of that too

>Sameji claim'd

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Claim

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Claiming Rikka Takanashi aka Best Chuuni!

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[spoiler]>>714816358
......What is Civic for $3k?

>>714816615
What?

>>714816697
Right?

Do you guys wish your waifus were alive irl? or would they be disgusting 3D? im confused.

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>>714815956
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12CoahhC6Ui
I did the best I can.
I'm not very familiar with the song.
>>714816289
Yes it is!
>i don't have an amp and it doesn't go in one


>This is now a bunny thread :^)

>>714819013
We wish we were in the anime with them, or if it would be possible for everything to turn 2D

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star claimed

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Claiming Alice2

>>714819013
My waifu is already real.

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Claiming.
I quit posting in these threads months ago, but I need something to do, so I'm baaaaack bitches,
>And with an all-new waifu
>>714818750
Also hi Shinoa!

>>714819303
Heretic
Who did you claim before?

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>>714818868

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>>714818930
Go for the SS.
>>714819303
>Heresy reeeeee

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>>714819007
I have a '92 SiR-II, they don't have too many civics in here

>>714819403
ugh, i already bought the monaro
>now i have 2 cars that are upside down

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>>714819403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12CoahhC6Ui
Here's the song you asked for :^)

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>>714819385
>Who did you claim before?
Oh, that's a secret, friend.
Don't worry about it.

>>714819403
Heya Rory!
Is your health alright?
Is this even the right Rory? The one who likes bikes?

In other news, I just fucking ate charcoal.

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>>714818460
What makes her best psychopath?

>>714818588
>>714818972
Cause the party doesn't start til we walk in?

>>714819007
Post more cosplays

>>714819062
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>714819251
FUCK YOU TOO

>>714819303
Hello guy who is now heretic!

>>714819637
Tell me faggot

>>714819616
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you damn well know who

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>>714819389
You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious.

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>>714819653
Exaaaaaacty!!!

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post smug

カラミチーマス

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>>714818750
Claiming

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>>714819653
I've never been branded as a heretic before
But I did find a superior waifu, though, so-
Gotta do what ya gotta do am I right?

>>714819690
Sorry, friend.
No can do.
I'm sure you'll piece it together eventually, anyway.

>Heretic
>Captcha selects boxes in shape of cross
Wow, everyone's out to get me, huh?

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>>714819637
This is bike Rory. Im not dying, so its fine.
>>714819616
Thats Roundabout. I want Mood For A Day.
>>714819610
They're not bad. Best when you set them up to powerslide though.
>>714819871
>because thats hard for me and Shinoa

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>>714819861
Rikka!

>>714820044
Give me a hint
What anime was she from?

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>>714818750
>mfw no qt trap

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>>714820062
That's the joke.
>>714819712
Ai shite iru~

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>>714820095
Awwww Megumine!

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>>714819731

>>714819653
She's not super obvious.

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>>714820062
>I'm not dying, so it's fine
I mean that's nice, I guess.
Good to have someone familiar around.

You're a cook right?
Is there anything easy I can fix up to impress someone fast?

>>714820136
>Give you a hint
Can't you just wait until I inevitably spoil my secret?
Be patient, friend.

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>>714820273
It's fine, how's school?

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>>714820062
that's what my viper is for, i'll see what i can do with these though, might be too heavy

>>714820341
>inb4 the secret is a penis

>>714820341
Nah I gotta know now!

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>>714820356
I love her hair.

>>714819871
I don't have any

>>714820356
Hi

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>>714820405
>is a penis
Could be, I'm into dick sometimes.
But it's not.

>>714820491
I, too, lack smug.
My waifu has two emotions:
Spacing out
Deep-spacing out

>>714820464
Sorry, brother.
You're gonna have to deal for now.

>>714820341
Is it any of the following:
Tenryuu
OG Tatsuta
Holstaurus
Hanako
Tsuyu
Blake
Tatsumaki

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>>714820341
Not if you dont know much about cooking. Solid eggs benedict for breakfast, decent burger for lunch, a nice pasta for dinner if you want to go down that route. Desserts are where you want to start.
>>714820405
They're heavy but they have insane torque for their weight. Clarkson loved the hell out of the Bathurst edition. Its easily exchanged for a pickup truck and able to haul a heap.
>>714820646
I bet its MeguKongNico

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>>714819861
Reminds me of some song that's on the tip of my tounge

>>714819871
I'm impressed of that smug

>>714820044
I guess. Remind me, who were you before?

>>714820062
From previous thread: only cosplay shinoa has is that hestia on and a cosplayer doing shinoa is ruby

>>714820235
No u

>>714820307
Oh

>>714820356
Midnight

>>714820483
I love you

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>>714820646
Nah.
>Or is it?
Does this mean I'm in the clear now?
Am I free to go?
Am I being detained
Am I being detained
Am I being detained
Officer

>>714820715
Hm, I can do all of those things.
I think, I've never tried to make pasta :/
Also not MeguKongNico

>>714820732
>Who were you before?
Ah, don't worry about it.

>>714820606
Mine only has happy, super happy, super depressed or embarrassed. Could be worse i guess

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>>714820732
Yeah that Kesha song, Tik Tok

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>>714819653
What did I do

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Remember the time everybody in the thread got lewd? i miss that day.

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>>714820732
W-what?!

>>714820952
pls leave

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>>714820580
hi
>>714820732
hello shinoa
>>714820483
hi yours is also cute

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>>714820952
DID SOMEONE SAY LEWD

>>714820837
Could be.

>>714820881
TIK TOK
ON THE CLOCK
BUT THE PARTY DON'T STOP
NO
>MONKEYS SHRIEKING
2010 was lit

>>714821014
Hi
I was just watching akame ga kill

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>>714820715
got the commodore up to 700ft-lbs and 731bhp after tuning, 1300kg, time to work my magic

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>>714820358

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>>714821014
It's not as long as Akame's

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>>714821073
Not as lit as 2006 pop songs!

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>>714821184
whatmadeyoumissthem?

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Fucking Sahana Kurumi boys. My life would've been so much better had i met a Sahana Kurumi on High School.

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>>714820828
Why so secretive?

>>714820881
Oh fuck no lie, i can groove to that

>>714820943
Being bun :)

>>714820983
Huh?

>>714821014
What's up?

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is this the rikka from many months ago?

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>>714819293
Claimed.

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>>714821185
yeah they're pretty long
>why shoot her
>>714821320
nothing really.
>>714821106
what episode you on?

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>>714821225
>Not as lit as 2006 pop songs
I was being ironic, but you're definitely right, my dude.

>>714821320
What better way to break the ice coming back to /waifu/ than to arbitrarily insist you keep your old waifu a secret?

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>>714821320
You and me both baby!

>>714821480
The one and only!

>>714821571
Ayyyyyyy Kanye west's Stronger, Black Eyed Peas, Gorrilaz. Mmmm those days will be missed

>>714821529
4

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Me and my girlfriend are planning to have a baby.
We agreed on naming him or her 「明け方」or 「明い」
Any thoughts?
(first one means "Dawn" and the secound one means "bright")

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>>714821267
She looks dangerous.
>>714821320
Hm?
>>714821529
Would you wrap her hair around your fist and slap her around for a bit if she wanted?
>she loves killing people

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>>714821678
>Stronger
Uh-huh that was my SHIT.
Hope my boy Kanye's doin' alright.
Guy's been outta his element lately.
Also, you may enjoy this for comedy purposes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnjIcd4L8M
>My love of Ricardo Queso begins in irony
>But it ends in fiery fucking passion

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>>714821734
Hikari is a stupid name. Don't do it.

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>>714821734
光

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konbanyaa~

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>>714821480
You tell me

>>714821529
Sounds hella fun my dude

>>714821571
Sure. I guess you don't wanna be pelted

>>714821678
>baby
My oh~

>>714821832
Wut?

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>>714821009
Why?
>>714821073
Why yes i did!

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>>714821678
Where did you go

>>714821926
Yes

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>>714821926
Don't love me, I'm not ready to be loved.

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>>714821698
oh I thought you started a while ago
>>714821832
I really don't think she would want that...
>>714821926
it's a blast

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NEW THREAD GAME
Post why your waifu is inferior to mine!

>>714821926
A fresh start, even on an anonymous message board, is always fun!

>>714821989
>tfw when I wanted to claim Galko-chan as my waifu for the longest time
>tfw when two people already claimed here
>tfw when I wasn't about to be the third
Found my own airheaded blonde waifu, though.

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>>714819062
Is not!
>Why not?

>>714819610
What is S2K?

>>714819653
Okay. :^)

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>>714821855
Dude that was legit pretty damn smooth I liked it!

>>714821926
You know I love you~

>>714821996
My chuuni magic only lasts for song long, just kidding, working and working and working alot ive missed you guyyyyyyyys <3

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>>714822129
She looks like she can take a few haymakers

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>>714822205
She doesn't have green hair.

>>714822129
I did and i got to episode 3. I don't watch anime much

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>>714821867
Its Akegata or Akarui
>>714821868
Why Hikari though?
It sounds odd.
Plus I want my baby to be bright.

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>>714821678
What about the Killers?

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>>714822239
Good shit.
If you're feeling in the mood for a pick-me-up ever just check out some of his other stuff, never ceases to make me smile.

>>714822333
You're goddamn right she doesn't
Keep 'em coming
>And it's blonde!
>BLONDE!

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>>714822333
Checked

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>>714822430
There you go. His or her's name would be Bright.

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>>714821246

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>>714822527
Ohhhh the Killers, one of my favorite bands

>>714822528
Ayyy gladly!

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>>714822239
I see. I watched Chuunibyou just a couple of weeks ago and I really like Kumin. She's so cute

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>>714822235
cost wise you mean? not a factor in the game, i've got like 10 million credits saved up; i have an '06 one tho, it was pretty useless in the game though, a tuned 370z or STI is still in its class with almost 50bhp more at only 200~kg more

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>>714821996
:^)

>>714822029
:(

>>714822129
Watch jojo (^:

>>714822205
Because she can kick ass without the need for pokemon.

I guess

>>714822235
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>714822239
Always do~
What's up?

>>714822521
Digi-sword

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>>714822430
Gave her a good Christian name like Christina
>>714822528
Well, my waifu doesn't own any Pokemon but she does have a platypus that follows her around and even fights for her.
>>714822551
Cute hair ears...
>>714822672
With what if I may ask?

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>>714818750

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>>714822756
Smuggalicious

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>>714822756
I can't return your love because I already love my waifu.

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>>714822702
Isnt she??? She almost makes me want to commit heresy

>>714822756
You know what im doing girl, im just getting more lewds to make you angry with!

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>>714822521
What's up?

>>714822527
Killers ain't bad, I give them a listen from time to time.

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>>714822527
Now look, Hot Fuss was a good album, but if you ever, and I mean ever, imply that it gets lumped in with Demon Days by my boy Damon Albarn, I will hunt you down, and crush you with my bass guitar.

>The Killers are pretty good though
>Saw 'em cover something the other day on TV
>They nailed it
>Forgot what it was though

>>714822756
>Implying my waifu cares enough to kick ass at all
Joke's on you, she's too up-in-the-clouds to even come up w/ a challenge.

>>714822771
>No Pokemon
>Platypus
>Follows around
>Fights for her
She's now a Pokemon master!

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>>714822248
I don't think I would do that to anyone to be honest
>>714822423
can't blame you, I only watch a few episodes here and there
>>714822756
yeah I'll have plenty of time next week

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>>714822962
Yo, not much, just hanging out. What about you?

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claimed

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>>714822881
I started a Kumin folder last night and it's already bigger than my mugi folder

>>714822756
',:^)

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>>714822974
It even helps cook for her and washes her back in the tub.
>>714822978
What if she begged you?

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>>714822771

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>>714823160
Duuuuude me to! Its about the same as my Rikka folder at the moment, but she is soooooo cute!

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>>714823242
I really help you're okay...