ask a sailor anything 3.0, bored asf, im on duty today, IM SAVING

u mean u are to dumb to do anything except being a meatshild?

>>714811904
Fucking militias.
Dont you got some weekend warrior shit todo right now

>>714811904
Akbars? wait are you racist?

>>714812261
but but

>MUH FREDOM
>my payment

>>714812356
yeah, work and blast some black metal u dumb libtard

>>714812422
allahu akbar
towelheads
snackbarians
roaches
sanc00ns/dune

Protected from what? Terrorist pirates? You even have the useless camo, going to go hide in the water?

>>714812696
>black metal
Edgy teeny are we ya twat

post dick 2bh

>>714811904
What made you want to join the navy and not a real Branch?

You have nothing else to offer society other than sacrificing your worthless life to protect us from an imaginary threat that you created

>>714811904
how does it feel to be a literal government drone?

>>714813022
we already know that since 2010, but yeah just like navy seal rangers of the muhrine crops

but we gonna change of uniforms soon

we wuz kangs of the sea

>>714813115
8====5.5average===D

i should consider suicide

>>714811904
Do they still dock in Madrid and places similar to test out the brothels?

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>>714811904

>>714813239
>Implying your not a drone of your own vices

>>714811904
Give them hell, captain America.

>>714813073
i listen the f- that i want

what do you listen then?

hillbilly country?
rap nigg?
rock/alternat. kid shit?
screamo, "core" metal?
pop lgbt?
death dicksucking metal?

>>714813182
i cant understand verbaly the muhrines
im too puzzi for the army
im not smart enough for the airforce

CG no thanks

>>714811904
Why is your uniform blue? Is it to help keep you camouflaged when you fall into the ocean?

>>714813231
i mean its true, and we get paid by the jews agains their own peoplw and we help them to the training

>>714813239
>muh benefits

get rekt

>>714813528
roda too!,

i did not went on deployment because i got to my ship after it but the guys told me that there were some girls that look 18yo but they actually were 14 and up its like daamn!! have fun

>>714813605
im hispanic (central american spic)

lmao

>>714813791
yeah

Doesnt matter color of cammies. They are "supposed" to react to the ocean to make you easily seen if you fall off ship but nobody fucking wears unwashed deployment cammies so shit doesnt work. I digress, are you a devil dolphin or some other gayer job?

>>714813649
My shit is above your paygrade.
https://youtu.be/8BAVeSp_FxU
Don't be a little faggot and show me what u got

>>714811904
>sailor
>Saving all our asses
top kek.

>>714812261
Kill yourself, dumb inbred obese libcuck. Military are heroes, autistic faggot. Fucking die.

>>714811904

what is up with that gay style of tucking in your trousers with no blousing straps? The only time i ever did that was in flight deck gear on deployment, but in NWU's it looks gay as fuck.

rate?

Why are your boots bloused so high, shipmate?

>>714813022
Kek

>>714813022
Why don't you go fuck yourself to death, NEET faggot. You've done nothing in your life worth talking about.

Shipmate if you don't get back to work imma slap the fuck outta your boot ass

>>714814257
im a gorilla warfare deadass bee

>>714811904
Why the fuck aren't your boots bloused properly?

>>714812356
>>714813022
>>714813182
>>714813231
>>714813239
>>714813791
>>714814362
All of you need to get of your mom's title and do something with your lives. All of you are worthless with no life experience other than the retarded shit you get off of this website. SJWs aren't destroying the world, people like you worthless cunts are.

>>714814077
>im hispanic (central american spic)
is spain in central america now?

can i slip my tubesteak into your sister?

>>714814281
lol tecno, edm is cancer

go back to youtube and look for marduk - fuck me jesus (full album) listen to the whole album and comeback

>>714814281
You're a faggot.

>>714814362
but but

>muh beretta m9 with 1 magazine

>>714814841
>your mom's title
>mom's title
>title
mom

how big is your boat?

>>714814375
thanks, no matter what i do, im gonna make sure that you guys taxes are well worth it

>>714815015
As big as your mom's pussy

>>714811904
How's it feel to be a nasty fucking leg?

>>714814389
im using blousinf straps .. its just that i had to crop the pic.. 4cuck only allow 2mb pictures and my phone takes 16mb pics lol

i wont state my rate, but its part of the aviation field

>>714814484
im doing navy and chill with my right hand lol

Given your obvious experience with seamen: what percentage of navy boys like the peen?

>>714814607
k

>>714815271

let me guess. AZ? Cmon give me more than that, nobody cares on the interwebz. AM here.

>>714815271
Aviation is gay... A200 First class here.

>>714815271
what do you do when your not on duty?

>>714814619
SHOW ME THAT YOU ARE A CHIEF OR AN OFFICER ... SHOW ME A PICTURE

>>714811904
boy, i was in the coastguard and met many navy folks, you all don't do shit so stfu.

>>714815380
Holy shit a framer that can use a computer? You must be a special kind of tard.

>>714815361
not op, but the answer is 100%

>>714814841
thanks for the logic

hey if you guys want more, go to fb and look for anti sjw fb pages

>>714814848
yeah since the 16th lmao

>>714814841
top kek and you think military is expirience. please i served in the military and all civilians do is treat me like im a hero. i'm no fucking hero. i came back and now im a piece of shit just like everyone else.

>>714815240
lol i squad 300lbs and you?

probably not even your own weight you beta cuck

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>>714815406

sorry bruh, i was using this cable as a handle and the back shell came off. want me to write it up?

>>714815142
BURNED

>>714815605
Sounds like you were just a piece of shit before the military

>>714815476

wasn't a citizen when I joined, was the only non-security clearance rate I could get that was open. every day is torture.

>>714815380
AS you frame destroyer tool breaking flight stopper rate!

>>714815686
>thinking I'm talking about lifting.

The pog is strong with this one. It's okay, we can't all be super duper paratroopers.

>>714815406
A430 3rd class here, go back to your office and play with your phone while not doing shit

which day are you in the barrel?

>>714811904
Enjoy the big game today?

>>714814375
lol they are just meat sheilds like he said tbh

>>714815419
Nope just a 2nd class lol

>>714815413
workout, work on my car, browse fb and fb,clubing, friends, shoot guns, paintball, fuck around

>>714815816

LEL. that's not a real aviation rate i'm sorry. go back to your shop while we get the birds ready on the flight deck plz

>>714815906
Only people who care about that game are the faggy officers nobody likes.

>>714814841
Obvious troll post

>>714815006
I did 4 in the Army with an afghan tour. I did more in that time than a Sailor will do in 15. That little M9 ain't gonna do shit.

>>714815459
sing me the song STFU from papa franku or get b&ed

>>714815777
I understand. I was a recruiter before transferring to my current billet here in Vandenberg, so I sent a lot of highly qualified sailors to shit rates or undes because they didn't meet clearance requirements.

>>714815837
thats ok not everybody is a weak ass manlet

>>714811904
Lol stfu pog must be super hard risking your life. JFC go and eat your McDonald's you cuck

>>714815979
woah now sailor, you've had enough sodium in your diet today

>>714815880
Hey, I actually work. I'm the only sailor at my current command so I actually have to do work.

>>714815906
fugging REKT BY THE ARMY

>>714815942
CDI this nuts brah

rekt

>>714816095
>tfw you've never felt your knees in the breeze

Glad your strong enough to walk that clipboard up and down a ship 100 times.

>>714815969
lol at least we rank up faster and we dont suck that much of ass

>>714814955
At least I didn't have to scrub my ears like I did with rings of saturn.

>>714815003
Fuck your shit neet sit down.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-iUSN-pcVdc

>>714816006
lol true, thanks for your service, and thanks for playing call of duty in real life now go back to the >>>/VA/

>>714816013

yep. my c-way is due this month since it renewed after I re-enlisted not too long ago, best believe i'm going to try and convert out. my year group is eligible so why the fuck not.

>>714816182
I'm actually a shit bag 2nd. My motivation has died

>>714816117
mcdonalds suck dick, i eat wendys itd more healthier

>>714813791
fucking kek'd

>>714816123
aye aye aye future master chief

>>714816245

>don't suck as much ass as AM's

then explain to me why every piece of SE we turn in continues to get sent back with the same existing gripe?

OP HERE IM IN THE LHD-____ GUESS A NUMBER FOR MY SHIP

>>714815942
Who gonna show some traintracks
someday bitches

>>714816241
we do leg day plz

What's your rate? I'm an EO just curious

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>>714811904
LOL anyone who joins the US military belongs to the dregs of society. Your too stupid for college or even a trade school. You have the IQ of a chimp and will end up dead or paralyzed fighting for jew interests kek

>>714816658
WD-40

>>714816261
i dont like death metal, nor metalcore, nor death core, core, new fag metal

fuck off

how bout some

Gorgoroth - A sorcery written in blood (full album)

plz

>>714816385
oh come on.. last job for ya... CDI my nuts plz

torqued at 150psi kek

>>714816689
Sure thing bro. Have fun with your student loans, while I enjoy my bachelors in business and accounting paid for by YOU the tax payer. Cunt.

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>>714816689
>LOL anyone who joins the US military belongs to the dregs of society. Your too stupid for college or even a trade school. You have the IQ of a chimp and will end up dead or paralyzed fighting for jew interests kek

>>714816527
lol get rekt we only give the shitty gear to IM02 HEHEHEHHE

>>714815406
mother fucker, you're an AE1. Have some respect for yourself.
Sincerely, AT2.

>>714816827
I'm staying in but I'm kinda just floating along getting by with minimal effort. So it wouldn't be my last job.

>>714816689
i already know all these conspiracy

I JUST NEED MONEY AND BENEFITS!

>>714816827
>lists measure of torque as PSI

wow, you AS's really are something else. it's a miracle any of our SE works at all.

>>714816329
the VA, lol, classic.

>>714816729
op here.. AS, go back to operate that >>>>/bulldozer\

>>714816894
IM03 FIGHT!! GOGOOG

as an AS i will bet $20 to the AT

>>714816245
Hey guiz I needa know a job that isnt talked about much but requires a high asvab

>>714816877
>bachelors in business
Kek... Pussy

>>714817030
are you that dense? its a joke you dumbfuck

i do that to my airmans hehehhe

>>714817110

BM
HT
CS

>>714817197
I need 20 feet of flight line, please.

>>714816894
It's a joke, I work with a civilian air force command now and they actually ask me where I park my boat.

>>714817197
don't lie, you've totally signed of MAF's with that as an inpro

>>714817110
MM

choose your rate choose your fate,

and im giving you hell

>>714811904
can you do the otter dance ?

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>>714811904
Are you strong to the finich cause you eat your spinach?

>>714817109
I'd do that. I'm 29 now and partied out from my last duty station, So the young buck probably has it.

>>714817195
Laugh it up. I can go get another degree in whatever I want for the low low price of $0.00. Thank you American tax payers!

>>714817227
here, have some hyd. oil, BUT YOUHAVE TO LOG IT IF YOU DUMP IT

>>714811904
>ask a sailor anything
>I'M SAVING ALL YOUR ASSES AGAINS THE AKBARS!
Retarded troll, a sailor is someone who "sails", have nothing to do with army and what not. Go learn some basic usage of english "words" before you wanna troll on the net. Rather disgraceful and pathetic....

>>714817109
What is IM03?

>>714817271
i have not touched NALCOMIS in a while since july

>>714817398
MIL-PRF-69696

OP HERE IM AT THE

USS KEARSARGE

LHD 3

WANNA FITE M8? NOOT NOOT

NORFOLK PLZ

>>714817469
Is that when you got back from your last deployment?

>>714817315
no fugg off

>>714817340
actually i do!, greeniest lettuce, asparsgus, veggie soups too!

>>714816402
Wendy's shakes with fries my seamen friend

>>714817046
Haha I gladly will I'm proud to be a Seabee. Also pays for my degrees

Which of you queers is on the Oscar Austin

>>714817354
shiieeet then its 40 bucks on the AT dude GOGOGOG

>>714817406
my bait is so powerful

calm down, mathias

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>>714817219
>>714817291
Level 2
I want to strole along where pic related went

>>714817423
at's and ae's in LHD's

you shoreduty sailor

What's your kda bitch

>>714817477
nope, MIL - PRF - 83232

Petty Officer why the fuck are you sitting on your ass and not taking logs?
WAIT A FROG FUCKING SECOND, are you even done with all your quals yet?

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Why is /b/ apparently full of AEs and ATs tho

>>714817548
no more details

>>714817655
i get extra big cheesy fries and a large vainilla shake

>>714811904
I got a question for you, shipmate. The fuck you doing on 4chan when you could be getting ready for sweepers?

>>714817796
Yeah... I've been on 4 cruises and 2 land based, I just don't go below decks unless it's to go to sleep.

>>714817902
Theyre not. Officers been here before

>>714817826
fug nkos brah

>>714817995
My ship doesn't have sweepers as we are dead

>>714811904
>sailor
>sailing akbars

>>714817860
i just got in my new command brah chill, nahhh jk i dont wanna do shit

CHIEF

>>714817935
I was just wondering if I was on cruise with you on the Truman.

>>714817902
we need more AS's , AZ's outta here plz

>>714818099
E-Ditty
Muh nigga

fucking surface puke

>>714817902
LT here. Can confirm.

What's the max enlistment weight for someone who is 6'1" and 6'2"? I know the ideal weight is 180-185, but what's the max?

>>714817995
SWEEPERS IS TOMORROW AT 0630 YOU DIRTBALL

>>714818022
>>714818022
officers in 4cuck? how bout chiefs?

>>714816006
Obvious Faggot Post

>>714818107
i already posted my command

>>714818279
AWVC Reporting in... Been on here since I enlisted back in 2006.

>>714818189
Why tho. You fucks are supposed to be the perfect leadership. 4chan is symptomatic of autism, and psychopathy

>>714818099
>chief
ha i'm still in the middle of training to be a nuke

>>714816689
You are providing for my paycheck and are going to pay for my college tuition when I get out. Thanks man.

>>714818189
OFFICER DETECTED, ALL E-6 AND BELOW OUT OF HERE, I REPEAT ABANDON THREAD

>>714816736
Still lurking. That was nize. Bruh
Now sloot the gelt

when trump plans to demolish isis and has a draft, what branch do i join

>>714818415
B00T ASF

>>714818391
It's unfiltered humor. I'm an NFO so I need a good laugh after days of mind numbing flight briefs.

>>714818503
Well, I'm at least hoping you're not at an HSM squadron. Our skipper is kinda shit.

>>714812261
And you're smart? M8 you're on 4chan/b/ of all boards.... eat your own words.

OP HERE IM AT THE kearsarge, fight me brah, 1v1 mw2 noscopes mtn dew plz

>>714811904
have you thought of working in nuclear?

Any room for a 183x

>>714818499
boot, brah im a petty officer

>>714818601
I'm at a VAQ- All my flight school buddies that went helos might actually be retarded. One guy I was in OCS with was diagnosed with asperger's, and he was going to be in the nuclear engineering pipeline, so it made a bit of sense.

>>714818430
>officer
Thats not an officer dumb shit

USAF reporting in

navy is chillest branch, but doesn't have comfier chairs than we

How did you lose to the god damn Army

>>714819008
4th string QB

RCAF is better.

>>714818973
jesus christ that shit scared me

>>714819109
What, 3 baby hornets and a fucking cessna?

>>714818952
Most our O's are pretty chill. Squadron's comsec officer is a total ass. entire triad is worse than hitler, but other than them.

>>714818984
THE LOW FLYING AIRFORCE!!

>>714818973
Yeah, ok.

>>714819212
a-10 brrt brrt

How does that L feel? FINALLY ARMY BEATS NAVY
lmao jk, army finally got lucky. our football team is garbage

Whats the weather like?

>>714818794
so do you preffer to be called a shiprekt or b00t?

>>714818601

heh. HSM maintainer here, west coast. our squadron is pretty shit.

>>714818753
ask allahu

allahu akbar

>>714811904
why are the children of the wealthy you are protecting not stood fighting by your side?

>>714818699
nope... A430

>>714811904
Is it true that you have to sit naked in a circle around your commanding officer and jack off on him while he screams "let me see your war seed" and if you masturbate at any other time you're punished by being the one to lick all the semen off of him?

>>714819256
try to land that shit on a aircraft carrier my nigga

>>714811904
But that's an army bdu you dipshit.

In navy do you actually get paid money or what in my country navy get paid in food and house. my uncle navy and he get bed on boat for sleeps and foods sometimes he get bonus from benevolent leader win they sink fisher boat from china and they rob the prisoners before shoting

>>714819275
cold asf norfolk shit!!!

im from central america!!

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>>714819219
Run
>>714818753

>>714819503
naval aviators are more skilled in that regard

but usaf fleet way better

>>714819568
SHIIIIEEET

hey teniente, come at me brah

>>714819649
we work on the ship and aviation field

beat me

>>714819406
My father is rather wealthy and I joined up. I genuinely love my country and wanted a career defending it. Whilst my sister pissed away 200k going to UCB for philosophy, I enlisted in the Navy and have served for 10 years now. My parents aren't exactly thrilled that I've stayed in for this long, but my father was a veteran and so was my grandfather.

>>714819565
FUCKIN CUC suck n sniff my dick you piece of shit

>>714819649
>but usaf fleet way better
The f-22 doesn't count.

>>714819522
ARMY BDU TYPE I BLUEBERRIE EDITION FINAL REVISION, MIL APRROVED. GI ISSUE

>>714811904
ever tried Salvia?

>>714819417
i wish, my last MO, was a white GILF/MILF

>>714811904
Bump

>>714819564
What the fuck?

>>714813649
nightcore :3

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>>714811904
sandpeople

>>714819791
why?

>>714819893
no one cares nerd

>>714819791
>>714819893
i dont do drugs.. drug are bad mkay

>>714819833
f-35 :^]
>>714819742
we got admin son fuck you know about paperwork

also C schools are a fuckin joke, why do your corpsmen get fucked over and have to be prior service to specialize in a field

>>714811904
>itt Militia retarts

>>714819935
gay asf

im a blackmetalhead, i listen to demos, tapes, rehearsal, underground stuff, unmainstream bands and albums

>>714820118
itt CUCK???????
>>714820118
TTT CUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whaddup shipmate? Out in Hawaii, what about you??

>>714811904
Show us your cock.

>>714819774
I don't share that patriotism. I am from the UK and have thought about enlisting. but everytime I get caught at WHY?... why should I be cannon fodder when the elites would never send their children to war. plus this country is a disaster right now. if there was something worth defending then it might be a different story.

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>>714820129
>muh edgy darky
Your retirement will be shit

>>714811904
What's your job?

>>714811904
what are chances that you find a gf in the military

>>714817378
So after you do service and get two degrees you're starting out life at 35yo when most have already had a decade of real living. Feel proud m8y

>>714820558
AYY NIIIIIGGGHTTTCAWWWRRREEEEE
SUUUUCCCKSS cock
LMAO
srsly gay shit tbqhfamilia

>>714811904

Shine your boots, dirtbag.

tbh the Navy is a shit-tier military branch. Air Force has all the brainiacs, Marines have all the muscle. Even the Army is better than Navy.

Guys don't worry! Op is not a faggot! Will an hero once out of service away from getting pounded in butthole every time he goes to the southern hemisphere. Tradition Yada yada

Air Force fag here. How do you like being in the Navy and what's your job?

>>714820745
WTF are you even saying boot. I got TS rate in the fun stuff.

>>714820748
Air Force>>>Navy>>>Marines>>>Army

>>714820860
afsc fellow airmen?

4A2 here

>>714817406

Service Members in the United States Navy are called "Sailors" as a general term.

You would know that if you weren't a fuckin' commie.

>>714819264

Thats because Soldiers have jobs to do during duty hours.

>>714811904
Saving all our asses?? That's funny, don't you have a movie to watch, maybe they're serving midrats on the mess deck you stupid hump.

>>714819522

First of all, BDU's are not digital print you fucking pleb. At least do a fucking google search before you make an idiot out of yourself.


Secondly, Navy uniform is a blue version of the digital ACU pattern. If you think its green you need to get your eyes checked

>>714813791
It's funny you would say that, because that's one of the reasons the Navy is phasing out that faggoty blue camo, it was too hard to spot someone if they fell overboard

>>714819935


>Listens to Nightcore

why go on living? Nightcore is literally the worst piece of shit Techno cover bullshit. Its not even music, its liquified feces designed to play in the background to hide the loneliness of your solitary existance.

>>714821671
Battle dress uniform is in fact whichever camo that branch uses. And it's dark blue, not ucp like in the photo. Eat a dick

>>714820129


What if I told you, you can listen to metal without being an edgy hipster piece of shit.

>>714821965
Lets play a game.
Who in the military listens to this and gets paid neat bonuses for a job that would make your blood boil if you knew.

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What's your rank? Also how does it compare to working in intelligence? Everyone I know in the armed forces including my dad worked intelligence. My brothers wife is already a major in the chair force.

>>714820746


those are no-shine suede boots.

>>714822290
Unsanctioned butterball in training

>>714820860
Bruh he's killin towelheads, why you mad?

>>714811904
good on you annon and god bless you being in the navy is probably the worst people think being in a ship is safe and shit but you are more likely to die or go insane also the gay rape is insane there

god i hope there really is no real war if so you ship guys will get fucked hard

>>714822280

Thats not a game, its a question.
Marine confirmed.

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>>714811904
>Sailor
>Saving lives
>Mfw
Why didn't you join the Marines fgt

>>714815697
You fucking monster. I'm gonna re-pin that shit with your face.

So happy I have my DD-214. No more sweepers, no more muster, no more duty.

>>714817271
Checks good IAW The Prophecy.

>>714817826
Adversary @725? Someone sucks at cyberawareness.

>>714816689
At least they finished highschool. You trade school loser. I bet you are small engine repair or some other soon to be obsolete trade. Electronic motors taking over and machines to do most of that work. Enjoy the trump economy.

>>714811904
where are you sailing to today and why does your uniform look like it's just come out of minecraft?

>>714826139
Digital camo. It's awful.

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>>714811904
You're not saving anyone ya fuck, all you guys do is bitch and moan about how hard you work. Then you become a drain on society when you get out. You're literally better for society when you're dead.

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What does this symbol means?

>>714811904

Where are you stationed?

>>714824144
Doesn't really matter since all branches become a massive drain on society when they get out. Most don't even do anything but stand watch and say that they work hard. They slowly become worthless to the world over time.

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>>714824407
How much of the governments/peoples money are you draining ya fucking leech?

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>>714811904
You sure stirred up a shitstorm shipmate.

>>714827529
All paths lead to the same

>>714811904

Do you know anyone who is a dive medicine officer or a general medical officer? how do you feel about them?

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And this?

>>714829681
Death from above

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This?

>>714829681
All the way?