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>>714799390
But you must swallow every drop.

Ignore the laws of thermodynamics at will.

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The ability to slap ur dick on the table.

>>714799564
But you must kill yourself.

Able to tie a slipknot in over five hundred ways.

>>714799747

the material to tie your knots is always your skin

The ability to have anything in your mind turn into a worldwide-accepted meme

>>714799747
Can only use the slipknot to strangle children.

Can communicate with all animals and make them do my bidding

>>714799851
The only thing you can think of is Melvin.

The ability to grow and shrink at will

>>714799912
Cleanse/Heal others of negative mutations / illnesses.

You can no longer speak any language spoken by humans.

ability to turn any one element into another at will
>H into C into O

Able to have not negative effects on you in any way or type.

>>714800284
At the cost of losing 1 element from ur body at a time.

>>714800340

You can't use drugs or have alcohol, otherwise you die instantly


The ability to bypass CAPTCHA on anything

>>714800284
You control when and which atoms change, but not the result.

The ability know the exact location of every atom in the universe

>>714799703
the table slaps your dick back

>>714800620
But you have naturally block Internet signals
Ability to Make people shit themselves

i can choose to live in any fictional world and move about them at will

>>714800340
but only at night

>>714800190
your feet stay the same size regardless of what size you are

>>714800826

You can only use this ability in India


Ability to turn water into cocaine

>>714800620
but you're a robot

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the ability to hook enemies while stunning/damaging

>>714800620
>NO NEGATIVE EFFECTS IN ANY WAY OR TYPE
>If you have drugs or alcohol you instantly die
>>NO_NEGATIVE_EFFECTS_IN_ANY_WAY_OR_TYPE

>>714800996

You become mentally retarded and your IQ lowers by 10 points each time you use it

>>714800932

You have a serious heart condition

>>714800826
their shit teleports into your pants

>>714800664
you can't know anything else

>>714800932
every time you do it, all the water in your body turns into cocaine too

>>714801111

check'd

Ability to turn into a horse at will

every time i reload a gun a new clip appears in my carrier
>every /k/unt's dream

>>714800340
you are a tetraplegic that's bedridden in a third world country without any family to care for you, you're also gangbanged by every one in the country to pay for your medical bills

>>714800884
holy shit that's funny

>>714801206
you have no hooves

dick the size of jupiter

>>714801212
the clip is full of vienna sausages, not bullets

>>714801340
that sounds awesome

>>714801212

You are convicted of a felony and cannot own guns

>>714801322

it's also the shape of Jupiter


Ability to split atoms at will

>>714800932
Everytime you're coked up you invite me and we have rough gay sex
<3

infinite funds, money never runs out

>>714799390
time travel and manipulation

>>714801212

You live in the uk

>>714801441
nobody will sell you anything

>>714801441
can be spent only on charity

>>714801441
You can only spend it on 10 dollar hookers

ability to cum infinitely and without rest

my superpower is that nobody has superpowers. get rekt.

>>714801441

You can only spend your money on the ASPCA for more vegan ads
My right arm turns into a 10-gauge shotgun at will

>>714799390
The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from my hands every 10 days

>>714801540
you cum bees

>>714801441

The whole world becomes communist

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The ability to never run out of adhesive or aluminum

>>714801540

You'll never be able to stop once you start
Ability to fart gold dust

>>714799747
can only actually tie one if your gonna kill yourself with it

>>714801558

Your own superpower cancels itself out, erasing you from existence to avert a paradox

>>714799390
The ability of, whenever I blink, my dick gets smaller
>am someone that blinks more than I should

>>714801573
you don't get to control exactly when, and they shoot out at the speed of sound. so if you are taking a piss you will shoot a cotton ball sized hole thru your dick

i can give any one i deem a shitbag a terrible itch that can't be scratched at the back of their throat

>>714801573
The cotton is picked by your nigger slaves, everyone calls you racist no matter where you are

>>714801664
you can't obtain anything else, food, clothes, anything

>>714801189
The thing with knowing where every atom is that you know everything.
Basically anon would get to know everything, but nothing more than that.

>>714799851
Everyone hates your memes no matter how good you think they are

>>714801821
good point. ok how about:
you know where every atom in the universe is but you can't do anything about it

>>714800212
Thats nots a super power, thats called being dumb

ability to never be judged on any unethical act you do

>>714801705
you can't stop farting and you crash the world economy

>>714801559
It has a 50% chance of blowing off your arm

I get a magical ability to gain access to all celebs nudes undetected

>>714800664
but you don't know what they form, only knowing the atoms

>>714800190
your dick dosn't grow when you grow but will still shrink when you do

>>714799390
>The ability to cum 3 gallons at a time without being dehydrated
>must drink 3 gallons of water right before, for superpower to work

>The ability to have anything in your mind turn into a worldwide-accepted meme
But you are only capable of thinking about existing worldwide memes

>Cleanse/Heal others of negative mutations / illnesses.
But you get all those diseases yourself

>The ability to bypass CAPTCHA on anything
But no internet access, ever

>The ability know the exact location of every atom in the universe
But not its velocity

>i can choose to live in any fictional world and move about them at will
But you are always the shittiest existing character in that world

>Ability to turn water into cocaine
But it happens all the time, even with the water you drink.

>>714801206
You are immediately taken to a glue factory and cannot change back

>>714801959
every time you do an unethical act 10% of the cells in your body randomly die off

>>714800212
you get their illnesses

>>714801959

However the weight of each person affected by each act is added to your body

i can always predict gets

I can blend in with Australians

>>714801976
they all get access to your nudes too

>>714801442
i guess my power is limitless

>>714801206
Your Dick stays the same feeble human size

>>714801959

If you do anything, you shart blood for a solid three hours
Ability to hack into any system

>>714800664
>You control when and which atoms change, but not the result.

that's literally controlling the result

chemistry is an exact science

The power to make Pluto a planet again

>>714801442
you can only go back to old episodes of the ed sullivan show

>>714800620
you always get banned

ability to take on any english accent/dialect with native perfection

>>714802095

However using this ability disconnects your internet until after that GET is achieved

>>714801705
You have anal hemorrhaging that is so severe the farts cannot escape causing you to require surgery whenever you need to fart or shit, each time you have surgery the hemorrhaging comes back within an hour.

>>714800620
>The ability to bypass CAPTCHA on anything

But you have to pay for a 4chan Pass.

>>714802134
>>714801442
I touch your willy in a bad way every night

>>714802120
China invades Australia

>>714800867
you are still a frail human no matter where you go

>>714802216
earth disappears

>>714802120
everything that's not vegemite will taste unbearably foul to you

>>714802095
but you never get them yourself

i radiate a 50gb/s up and download wifi signal

Superpower of being 49% bullet proof

>>714802265

It only works in argentina

>>714802265
nobody can hear you

>>714802420
the 51% that's not bulletproof is always what gets hit

>>714802395
you can only upload or download clop

The ability to delete dumb ass threads like this, and there is NO catch.

ability to know the location of every world leader at any time

>>714802265
But the only word you can say is nigger

Ability to shoot paint from your hands

>>714801442
Limited overall time allowed to be traveled. For Example: Say you start at a certain time, you only have a total of 10 years allowed to travel, and the time accumulates. You travel forward 2 years and you shaved off two years allowed to be traveled in either direction. Permanently. Or you can regain time by jerking off. Jerk off 30 mins and you add 30 mins to allowed time.

ability to swallow an infinite amount of dude's cum

>>714802150
But you always get caught when you do

Have an infinitely powerful computer.

>>714801442
You can only travel forward in time at a rate of 1 second per second, if you travel backwards in time you are blind and cannot breathe until you start time again, if you pause time your heart stops, and if you start time after pausing it you have a heart attack due to the stress on your body.

>>714802395
you are imprisoned for life in solitary confinement for crime you didn't commit

>>714802504
But it's only white paint.

The ability to procrastinate as much as you want and still have time to finish the assignment

>>714802502
you delete yourself

>>714802531
only from disease ridden men

>>714801540
erectile dysfunction

>>714800932
you have a deadly allergy to cocaine

>>714802531
But the sight of cock repulses you

>>714802634
>implying that's a downside

>>714802630

cool

>>714802531
you're extremely allergic to cum.

>>714802502

You still feel the need to post in them like a virgin with no life

>>714802619
But only if it's an assignment on womens studies.

>>714802619
you always forget to write your name on your assignments, failing them subsequently

>>714802503
all their intelligence agencies are watching you at all times

>>714802502
>Oh no, people are having fun
>better act edgy and call them dumbasses

>>714802677
>>714802729
): please no, anons, I need cock in my life!

>>714801441
Its all counterfeit

>>714802541

The comouter becomes self aware and rebels

the ability to turn anything I want into cheese

ability to be edgier than bismuth and everyone actually thinks you're cool

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>>714801664
Can't get screws

>>714799390
I can but wherever I want

>>714802541

You can't use electricity

Ability to see into the future

>>714802207
He's obviously violating conservation of mass and energy you retard. He makes subatomic particles out of nothing idiot.

>>714802747
Truth has been spoken

>>714799703
but it breaks the table in half.

>>714802827
you lose all desire to be edgy

ability to makes fedoras, trenchcoats, mullets and katanas cool again

>>714801768
you get the itch too

>>714802848
can only see future instances of old people fucking

>>714802619
your procrastination becomes mental disease and you begin to suffer from muscle atrophy due to never doing anything.

>>714802503
Discover Obama is porking your mom

>>714802827
But youre so edgy you wake up covered in papercuts every morning

>>714802812
but it's all mouldy/rancid

>>714802827
everyone except residents of earth

>>714802541
Your wallpaper is a "I'm with her" banner
Ability: My CAPTCHAS NEVER GET FUCKING BUGGED

FUCKING HELL WHOEVER THOUGHT THIS SYSTEM WAS A GOOD IDEA IS getting my cock up their little tight throat

>>714802846
everybody else buts at the same time

>>714802848
But you cant control WHEN in the future.

Ability to delete any thing I want from the internet.

>>714802890
but you have to wear them all

>>714802895
>mfw look into the future to see yourself fucking betty white's old decrepid corpse

>>714802734
lol

>>714802133
I can live with that.

>>714802794
too bad mate now your allergic to cock.

>>714802812
guess what you're now allergic to mate?

>>714802846
you're allergic to butting

>>714802848
you're allergic to the future.

>>714802848

You can only see negative things that will happen to people you care about and they will never believe you to be able to avert them
Your days are spent in dread awaiting each bad event but powerless to avert them

Ability to turn anyone, including myself, into a big dick futa

>>714801976
Constant wanker's cramp.

>>714802890

"cool" then turns into a white-nationalist symbol
Ability to turn into a world-class DJ

>>714802972
anytime you delete anything from the internet, it also randomly deletes one of your memories

>>714802963
but you become a robit that can't bypass the capcha

>>714803044
you can only play polka

>>714802963
But your posts never get a reply

>>714802963
I totally screwed up captcha, fuck my tight throat anon

The ability to wave my hands in the air without caring

>>714802963
Having to appeal a ban every time you post, only downside