Waifu claiming thread - good old days edition
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Shiro claimed.
>>714785131 (shiro)
>>714785160 (some other dude)
I just googled them, they look disgusting. Why are they deep red?
>>714785271 (Homu)
You are right, I actually don't. This thing would rip your intestine and make you bleed like crazy with every stroke. You would need medical help within a minute or risk bleeding out.
Love me Arisu.
i don't think anyone who knows me is here
>>714785952
It's 5pm...
Seriously though.
I can't see any of the sex scenes and I can't enable them.
Sameji claim'd
>>714783952
https://youtu.be/GLZd5N_1iVM
I feel exhausted without having done anything at all.
Arisu..
Still here. Need to get my s mug pic on here
>>714785950
They are disgusting.
They add so much spice and food dye it looks like that.
>>714786000
Operator?
posting best psychopath again
腸ハンター
>>714786000
Operator chan?>>714786052
Google it
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>>714786163
welcome back everyone
>>714786000
Operator anon?
>>714786052
In the option in the main menu there should be an option for it
>>714785950
Because they are.
...
Knock knock
>>714786083
I'm lazy and leaving for a while >>714786211
>>714786281
Arisu doesn't love you.
Check your mail within a week, Arisu
>>714786324
No.
>>714786163
>>714786198
>>714786199
tfw (you)s
whats up guys? hows life?
Holy fuck dude...
>>714786361
You're in denial.
>>714786315
That's fine.
>>714786405
are you the pokeporn guy from the katawa shoujo threads? i really hope its you and you are just kind spammer
>>714786199
Thanks you really gave me a hand
Speaking of hands I really glad I can fuck Rin now.
Too bad she'll never give me a handjob.
>>714786198
Thanks but Chara helped me get over this crippling hurdle.
>>714786426
>▶
>>>714786361 (You)
WRONG
I AM IN LOVE.
>>714786415
Same old same old. You?
L OV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714784966 (Bunny Alice)
But she's so cute!
>>714785000 (Tomato)
I don't know, but I need my glasses to do most things..
>>714786581
▶ how do you post emojis on 4chan.
It won't let me
>>714786191
khhggagaw
>>714786581
You are in love. Is Arisu?
>>714786415
Shit actually, but it could be worse
>>714786577
>Too bad Rin can never give you a handjob
Maybe you just need to give her a hand.
but you're welcome anyway
Claim
>>714786711
Doesn't matter tome
>>714786590
getting ready for another /k/ meet. enjoying my holidays alone in my room with the door locked.
how long has your guy's hugbox been under siege?
>>714786728
why is that?
I don't wanna die
Sometimes I wish I never was born at all
late claim but a claim nonetheless
claim
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
>>714786794
Grandmother died a few days ago and yesterday was her funeral.
>>714786758
>how long has your guy's hugbox been under siege?
If you mean the thread in general... all the time
>>714786615
Glasses are cute >>714786758
Sounds uh fun if you like that stuff. It's under siege from all sides
I'm just a poor boy from a poor family
>>714786163
>food dye
All it does is making it look unnatural and gross.
So why ain't you claiming?
>>714786237
>>Why are they deep red?
>Because they are.
Why thanks, thanks a lot!
>>714786843
Many people wish that.
>>714786000
True, but I know DEEZ TRIPS!
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go?
Is divorcing your waifu a sin?
>>714786684
Stop using emojis
NO!
WE WILL NOT LETYOU GO!
>>714786959
I don't have a waifu
>>714786977
yeah but arisu used an emoji
NO NO NO NO NO NO!
OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA
MAMA MIA LET ME GO.
>>714787032
Now that must be a lonely life to live.
Why are you here then?
>>714785950
The best way to die then
BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>714787158
To tell people about wonderful Japanese girls.
And I'm not lonely, I have a girlfriend
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>>714787215
You would go limp really fast due to the blood loss and won't be able to even cum before dying. It'll be cold and painful.
>>714787380
Tell me then!
>gf meme
Sure, buddy, sure.
>>714786924
that is unfortunate, was she old?
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>>714786946
>If you mean the thread in general... all the time
kek
>>714786959
ayyyy check them
>>714787546
Thankfully, yes, she was. Died at the proud age of 94. One of the last people who saw Hitler with her own two eyes.
>I'm not even kidding.
But what about you? How are you?
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>>714785992
MODS PLS
wtf is this but spam
>>714787845
Its love.
Love for Arisu
>>714787663
>One of the last people who saw Hitler with her own two eyes.
pure aryan maiden
>But what about you? How are you?
i'm alright, kinda bored. I can't find any animu i want to watch. Ive been looking since re:zero
>>714787845
It's true dedication.
>>714787845
Don't worry anon, this is pissing me even more off than it pisses you off.
>starts to prepare the next thread in case of sudden shitpost spam
>>714787973
Not even kidding, she was. Blue eyes and blonde hair.
I know that pain. Try some cartoons for a change of pace. It's refreshing.
Or try wakfu... it's... a french anime... but surprisingly good animated.
>it's on netflix with subs and dubs
>>714787487
As long as she keeps fucking my corpse i'm okay with it.
>>714788619
More importantly: why is the strap-on censored?
Like, seriously, it's just some silicone.
>>714786702
>>714787487
I do have a beautiful nihonjin gf.
Anyway
Nihonjin <3 Gaijin
There's these things called Share Houses which are kind of like a dormitory. Getting an apartment in Japan is often difficult for foreigners. So, most of the time foreigners join a share house. Also some nihonjin women live there trying to attract the gaijin men.
The dating scene in Japan is very odd from a foreigner's point of view.
Japanese women seem to like foreigners more for multiple reasons. Some of them are fucked up and some are acceptable.
In Japan, nihonjin men are usually skinny. Yeah you got the sumos and the bodybuilders but the thinner more effeminate nihonjin guys are more common.
Japanese women might prefer more macho men than a scrawny guy.
But sometimes they only want the Gaijin's genes because a lot of women here think haafus (half japanese-half western) are cuter. Also since international flights are more expensive, foreigners may be wealthy. Sometimes they only like men too be their pets
They also like how gaijin are more up front about their feelings. In Japan guys aren't as up front with girls. In fact "ai shite iru" (i love you) is quite uncommon phrase for a two nihonjins to tell each other.
Also another reason to love nip girls is because Japan's birthrate is declining. In fact, that is one of the reasons a nihonjin might want a foreigner.
Oddly enough, Jap guys don't date foreign women as much as jap girls to date foreign men.
>>714788791
It's shaped like a dick. Anything dick-shaped gets censored if I'm not wrong.
Don't they do that in America as well? Except on tv?
>>714789198
Can I have some pills?
>>714786199
>>714789198
>>714789198
Thank you dear!
>muas back
>>714789352
cute
Hello guys!
>>714789547
Fran
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>>714789198
Why are we still here? Just to Mua?
>>714789799
Thanks Doc.
>>714789211
Only retarded liberals love Gaijins.
FUCK GAIJINS
SEND THEM BACK HOME
i dont know what i should say
>>714789211
>I do have a beautiful nihonjin gf.
Yea buddy, me too. Like 8, and two of them are super models.
>Jap men are low energy
>they want Gaijin's genes
White Power!
Are all gaijins the same, as in, do they even fuck with the black?
>they want money
Well, they ARE women after all.
>Sometimes they only like men too be their pets
Like hell no.
>i love you is quite uncommon phrase for a two nihonjins to tell each other
Not like anyone ever said that to me T_T.
>Jap guys don't date foreign women as much as jap girls to date foreign men.
Because they are ugly and small.
>Dick shaped.
>Don't they do that in America as well?
No, they do not do that in civilized countries. Why would you censor anything ever?
I'm breaking up with my waifu.
She doesn't have enough pictures.
>>714789547
btw who wants that thing as waifu wtf
>>714790169
That is a sorry excuse make some
>>714789547
A Fran
>>714790102
A "Hello" for starters would be nice
>>714790169
H-heresy
>>714790311
so hi, im your typical /b/tarded fag who wants a goat
>>714790419
So basically a Mudslim gfur fag?
Welcome to waifu anyway
>>714789947
>>714790159
I heard in China there's a government job where you spend all day looking at porn and categorizing them.
At least porn is legal in Japan, unlike China
>>714790675
>porn illegal in china
You wot mate?
>>714790635
for you to call me nigger lips again
Does the name of the video game franchise "Just cause" mean "Just because" or "just cause" as in justice?
>>714790619
so now that i know the terms with which to insult myself, i will wear them proud like a badge of honor
so heres more of what most people here consider good reason to Kiss Your Sister
>>714790826
Yeah. You can't watch porn.
All porn is illegal
>>714790872
Just cause 10: just because
>>714790872
I only played the second one so...
I think it's "Just cause" because your main goal is to "just cause damage"
>>714790893
>a good reason to kiss your sister
But I don't have one!
Are you by any chance from germany?
>>714790907
Is all that pent up anger why they make animals fight and eat dogs and babies?
>>714790169
Neither does mine but i make it work
You know how when you repeat a word too many times it starts to lose it's meaning?
"just" and "cause" sound wrong now.
>>714791108
1. consider the only letters in uppercase
2. no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzu15ZezipE&ab_channel=TheChildrensKingdom
>>714791313
so does cultural enrichment
>>714791313
its called semantic satiation btw
ran out of "only adult goat" pictures, switching to kid because kid is good waifu too
>>714791108
He means peeing in the shower I think
>>714791355
>KYS
Now you remind me even more of that one dude I know from germany
>>714791554
I'm pretty sure he meant to off your life
>>714790635
I don't know. All I know of the games is what I got from Yatzhee's Drown Out video.
This joke has been used way too many times though.
>>714790635
I want you.
>>714791608
just for clarity's sake, im not telling YOU to do so
>>714791608
Kissing your sister is peeing in the shower though
Or actually making out with your sister
>>714791908
i said a picture above you what i meant lol
damn am i quick to run out of one-target-only pics
>>714792066
well, i confirmed what somebody else said but same thing tbh
Sportaflop claimed.
>>714790169
>>714791808
I know, that's why you remind me so much of him.
That guy is a smug pun cannon and loves to put some hidden meaning in sentences no one thinks that have a hidden meaning
>>714791908
I didn't know that...
And I won't do that!
>>714790169
heREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsy
You are almost as bad as Rory.
>>714791617
It's not a joke, I seriously don't know, both names would work for the game.
>>714792229
>he doesn't watch Bob's Burgers
Hey guys :) just cuddling with Miku!
>Miku claimed
>>714792229
one of these facts about him reminds me of someone i cant put my finger on whom though
>>714791617
>>714792282
What did Rory do?
>>714792388
now there's somebody pathetic, finally something to shit on
btw arent we supposed to insult each other's waifus/husbandos
>>714792388
>baiting this hard
>>714792560
>btw arent we supposed to insult each other's waifus/husbandos
>>714792388
Uhm, excuse me?! Fuck off! I WAS Miku for Halloween. Go back to your normie social media posting selfies and shit you fucking FAGGOT
>Miku claimed
>>714792649
Sorry I got distracted doing a thing
>>714789768
T O M O
>>714790256
She isnt my waifu, she is my wonderful little daughteru
>>714790311
A Chara!
>>714792463
You alREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEady know what you did.
>>714792321
No idea what that is
>>714792560
Sure, you can. Most of the time it's just an open discussion thread.
>>714792408
Well, I don't know either. How could I?
>>714792463
Heresy. That's what Rory did
My dog has had more sex during an afternoon walk by fucking the neigborhood dogs than you neckbeards will ever get in your roach infested basements throughout the course of your lives
>>714792463
>good heavens
More like good heathens, heretic!
>>714792759
well shit guess i cant insult your choice because its not a waifu.
anyways have more pictures that include people different than my husbando because im retarded and i didnt stock up well enough
>>714792862
your waifu is still shit regardless of what you say
>>714792981
Don't worry, threads over soon anyway and NOW we have an actual shitposter to insult.
>>714792759
How are you?
This is my dog Roo. Roo has had more sex than you. He is 3 years old. How does it feel?
>>714792759
It's fine and me
>>714792287
Then it comes down to personal preference.
Did you buy that anime related piece of merchandise you were asking about?
>>714792452
Yes. Why wouldn't I be?
>>714792862
He looks delicious :^)
>>714793170
The body pillow? Yeah I love it
>>714793114
gott sei dank.
so since the thread is over soon, which waifu do you think was the shittiest
Does anyone have the most recent group waifu image? I need it.
>>714793196
3dpd
These threads are gayer than this guy
>>714793258
>gott sei dank
mate
The dog one that showed up now
>>714793130
i'd ask the same thing
>>714793356
the king has arrived
so now that the limit is reached, what now
>>714793507
succ me
>>714793507
kill yourself