anon, what advice would you give to 13 year old you, if you could

>>714766965
try harder in school

>>714766965

blah bla lottery numbers bla bla settled for life bla bla sensible retirement at b-tard age ...

nigger, do you ever get tired of these fucking me-too threads?

fucking faggot

1. Dont do shit that will kill you.
2. Dont do shit that will hurt you or your family.
3. Do shit that you think you will regret tomorrow if you hadnt done it.

Take care with herpes and so.

>>714766965
Do your fucking homework. It doesn't have to be perfect, half assed is better than no assed. Also, kiss Megan you jackass, she wants it.

To get fit

smoke weed

Put your entire life savings on Ishida to knockout James Kirkland in round 1.

Don't stop your cousin from playing with your dick. Let her explore it and become closer to you. She will become very hot later in life.

Every woman you'll meet will be mentally unstable, study psychology and slave them as they get into your life. Build your own harem and enjoy.

>>714767476
Fuck, man, this exact thing is what I need to tell me.

Save all your money and bet on Leicester to win the Premier League in the 2015/16 season. 5000-1 odds.

>>714767402
this

>>714766965
Make movies

That girls hair you pulled in second? Should of just went all in and sucker punched that bitch

>>714766965
FUCK HER, just do it pussy

>>714766965
Don't start smoking weed

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Study Computer Science and start getting your IT certifications pronto. Trust me, you're going to love it and getting your first double bachelors was a gigantic waste of fucking time and money. Also, Janine is a dirty ho but you gotta go through that rollercoaster of crazy if you're going to find the woman you spend the rest of your life with (note: not Janine. You already know here and hang out with her and she's gonna mean more once you quick that crazy bitch to the curb).

Oh, also forgot that you're 13. Don't be a cunt and actually break up with Emily. Poor girl deserves not to be just left alone one day when you flee the state.

you are killing yourself at 50 so keep right on doing what you are doing

>>714766965
Do your FUCKING homework.

>>714767476
>>714767684
me three, i should've kissed megan

>>714766965
"Don't be such a pussy and you'll get a lot more pussy.
Also, that first bitch is going to fucking destroy you, but It's going to be worth it."

IN NOVEMBER 2016 THE STOCK WITH TICKER $DRYS WILL GO FROM 5 TO 140 IN 2 DAYS. INVEST. ALL. YOUR. MONEYY!!!

>>714766965
-Stop worying about your dick. Its not huge but its average. It will do the job.
-Your not the cutest, but learn to dress and it will do.
-Stop watching porn so much, it will kill your future sex life

Keep away from mom's boyfriend bobby and keep the door locked when you sleep he is a bedo and they break up after a year when he gose to jail for molesting his doughter better yet tell mom he's still married.

put all money on bluejays winning back to back world series
with that money...
buy as many houses as possible before the housing boom in calgary
bring highest res camera to 9/11
invest bitcoins
give Kayla a chance she looks awesome when she loses 15lbs you fucking fucker

in 2015 be carerful, you will step in a poo

don't get cancer

>>714768175
who?

>>714766965
You are going to meet a girl that means evertything to you. You need to tell her how you feel sooner rather than later. When you are with her dont fuck it up. Whatever you do, dont fuck up.

>>714766965
Don't post "what would you tell your younger self" threads to actually get advice.

>>714766965
Shoot yourself before dad sells the shotgun

get fit and don't be afraid of people

>>714768175
holy fuck that spike....what happened?

when your gf victoria offers to pee on you so you can drink it and to diaper you say yes

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"Don't fuck up with Mihaela you stupid piece of shit! Keep her like a drop of rain on your palm and treat her like a queen." This is pretty much all that I would like to say to 13 yo myself.

>>714766965
your best friend will die when you're 23, make the most of it before it's too late

'stop being a cringy faggot'

i wouldn't do anything expect leave a note in an old smashing pumpkins cd that i found last week
I would want to the life I led and wouldn't want to jeopardize not having the kids i have today.

the note would say
reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

>>714766965
school is not going to teach something useful, learn to craft something. focus in chemistry, basic math and read. thats it.

>>714768654
good one.

>>714766965
You're doing great kid!

Avoid /b/

>>714766965
I wish I could tell you what it is like. To feel like you're truly working towards something good. To think that you will make a difference, not only in your own eyes but in the eyes of the world.

But the world isn't watching. It never is. Instead we're locked in damp basements working grueling hours on something which in all likelihood will be insignificant and ignored by our peers. Because that is the harsh reality that comes with doing science. For years you will feel like what you do makes no difference. The stress and the pressure slowly building up to a point where you feel like you just can't take it anymore, only to be taken away temporarily by some minor achievement like getting another degree, or a publication in that slightly higher up journal you've been hoping for.

But it always returns. That lingering sense of insignificance. The realization that everything you do, however brilliant it may seem to your close or even distant colleagues, is incomparable to things which have been done before you. Even if you make it you will feel like it was all just luck. That you happened to be in the right place at the right time. That that tenured position wasn't really right for you, but you got it anyway, for no apparent reason.

Years beyond, when you are widely regarded as an expert in your respective field you will still have that feeling. That you do not really know what you are doing. That it was all luck which brought you there. That you are an impostor, living the life of someone else.

But this isn't true. You will not be an impostor. What you have been working on, however minor the problem may seem, has relevance. Everyone before you likely felt the same way. You cannot become great by trying to be great, but by wanting to do something with such a conviction that you become great in the process. Remember this in your years to come. It will comfort you.

Don't play a girl on the internet so people will talk to you it will end up hurting you and loos alot of friends. And don't fall in love with a girl named star she will break your hart and make sure you clean out the refrigerator so dad dousnt gets sick from it and die.

>>714766965
stop being such a fucking pussy

>>714768537
Fag

>>714766965
Join a Star Wars forum.
Buy more Star Wars comics, books, and figures before Hasbro goes to **** and the EU becomes scarce.

>>714766965
Mine/Buy as much fucking Bitcoints as you can.

>>714766965
Don't worry you'll lose your virginity in another decade...sadly you'll realize you actually have a thick cock during college and that you could of lost it sooner.

Good luck, have fun :)

>It's fordyce spots. Quit worrying.
>fuck the girls that are interested in you. Yes even the younger ones.
>clean your room
>organize your homework and turn it in.
>try to graduate early if you choose not to fuck. You can play video games when you're ahead and it won't take long for you to get ahead when you follow the syllabus.

>>714767042
this. and don't bother with women until older.

Man the fuck up, and you'll be golden.

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buy as many bitcoins as you can

>>714766965
study medicine like your dad, I know it sucks but it'll be worth it... or not, do what you want, your life is pretty cool either way but more money and a more respectable career path would be great for the kind of lifestyle you'll lead.
Work out early in life, don't wait till you're in your late 20s to start looking hot
save money from that good job
invest in real state
don't drink and drive

>>714766965
give winning lottery numbers

>>714766965
It's 10 years on and nothing has gotten better. I don't know what to tell you buddy. Maybe 33 y/o me will have some insight.

>>714766965
>anon,
>what advice would you give to 13 year old you, if you could send a message back in time?
Do not try to figure out your dad. Don't let his critical remarks mean much. All those "poker nights" he does two to three times a week, only one of them is poker. He is a mob support and that is how your college is paid. Just keep it up at school, have fun with your classes and clubs. Most that treat you like shit end up total losers and few dead by age 25. BTW, Traci has a huge crush on you but her girlfriends hate you. Either way, don't bother with the girl. You don't want to have any serious ties to this town since you move out after college and cash in big out west. You'll love it here.

Don't view school with such disdain. Sure, it's geared for people who seem like idiots to you, but this is still the challenge of your age, and if you fail it, nobody will get on board with your "it's below me" attitude. They will assume you were not up for the task.

Also, many people are dull enough to find it interesting, even challenging. Really. Be grateful it's this easy for you. Work well, and around the transition to college it will become genuinely challenging. Be ready for that, or your life will stay as miserable as it is now.

That girl you go into the closet with at jons party is his sister don't cum in her shell make your life hell.

Love/The One isn't coming. Take what opportunities you're given.

>>714766965
Forget music. Get serious about science & math.

>>714766965
dont be such a faggot and maybe youd get laid before youre 18

>>714768412
Hahahahahaha best one yet

kill that idiot who broke ur scooter

>>714766965

Fuck her right in the pussy

Debbie loves you don't let her go out with Wade

>>714766965
Honestly the only way my life would turn out exceptional is if I went back in time and had a complete consciousness transfer into 13 year old me and got to re-do everything.

Simply explaining things to me wouldn't have helped at all.

>>714768654
Nice

Don't go to the dance drunk.

>>714766965
Brush your goddamn teeth you fucking shitstain. Go to the fucking gym.
Stop being content looking like fucking shit, it gets so much harder to fix the older you get.

>>714767584
Why did you stop her?

>>714768853
12 year old detected

Transition now

Don't get drunk with your sister and go to bed with her.

>>714770613
elaborate

>>714768442
Trump happend

>>714766965
Don't stick your dick in crazy

>>714770613
story of it

Do your homework.
Fuck amanda she wants it.
Fuck candy she wants it.
DO NOT MARRY MARY!!!!

>>714766965
Leave her, and go for her cousin.

>>714767746
Nice

>>714767746
And place ALL OF IT

>>714766965
GET MORE EDUCATION.

>>714766965
>what advice would you give to 13 year old you, if you could send a message back in time?
Go on inside and upstairs and let that guy fuck you instead of chickening out at the door.

>>714770681
Mom and dad left me to baby sit and she wanted to drink next thing I know we wake up naked together in my bed and cum all over her face and tits.

>>714766965
Stay away from Allison, Amanda, Kaytie and Christine.

Pam is a one nighter. Dont bother afte you hit it the first time.

Dont smoke. Start lifting at 18. Daily.

Dont jerk off so much. Takes hours to cum later in life from sex because you deathgripped us.

Be subtle with Melissa or youll regret not hitting that because its prime.

Invest in bitcoin as soon as you hear about it and then just WAIT.

>>714767476
Megan was such a slut, same

>>714766965
That Negress is trouble.

Stay away.

>>714766965
listen you little shit, start fuckin studying in school and do your homework you little retard.
i know younger me wouldnt listen

>>714766965
rape everyone you can while you're still young!
when you turn 15 your criminal record gets erased and reset!

Dont get together with Melissa. Fuck her once then leave afterwards. Fuck that cheating bitch.

>>714766965

Learn that basic math or you are going to suffer in university...

stop jerking off at 12 so your dick will keep growing

don't worry about your dicksize.
sadly, it's going to be too big for the woman you'll want to spend the rest of your life with

better than any dating site! a lot of horny fuckable girls of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb

Stop being a faggot or you'll grow up hating yourself

fuck her right in the pussy

Invest in google.
Don't focus on women, focus on being awesome.
Hit the fucking gym. Eat better, and more.
Finish college while you're in the Marines after 9/11 happens. Wait, don't do that, just literally invest all the money you can get your hands on in google, then Tesla, then Bitcoin, but sell when it hits about $800. It'll go higher, but you might have trouble selling it.

>>714766965
I'd listen to him. He needed someone to talk to.

>>714766965
"holy shit! why the fuck u so shy? and forget about that girl retard"

>>714768754
woah dude. im in my first year of my BSc. ill remember this.

>>714770843

this

>>714767042
Dear Christ yes

>>714766965
>Don't work so hard in school, your grades won't count for shit.
>Don't waste so much time on friends.
>Don't lift too much to impress the ladies, it gives you a retarded shoulder.
>Develop useful skills and learn other languages at a young age.
>Daniel will die in a car accident in his late teens, kick his arse before its too late.

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>>714766965
Education is important, School is not necessarily important. Enjoy what you learn and follow it.

Romantic relationships are often times very destructive at young ages, I'm not going to tell you to disregard them entirely but definitely be careful.

DO NOT have children. I am personally in my mid 20's and I don't have children, I see so many people struggling to find out who they are and having a kid is not a beautiful thing when you're not prepared for the world yourself.

13 years old is a lot smarter than most people would give that age credit for, follow what you love to do and don't stick your dick in crazy

Emily's damaged goods. Don't let those tits distract you, you can't save her.
Sarah turns into a whore, marries some military cuck and moves to Japan. Don't lose virginity to her.
Lora won't care about you at all when she goes to college, don't risk your friendships over her.

>>714766965
Beeing pacifistic will hurt you.
Don't feel guilty for beeing born white.

>Go to the doctor and tell him you cant concentrate in school
>Maths is important even though its boring
>Science is worth knowing too
>Pick Electronic studies instead of graphic design
>Go somewhere more secluded with that girl who blew you on holiday when you were 15, the whole hotel can see you and it will make things awkward with your parents.
>Go to university you idiot, your grades are good enough
>Start lifting weights and eating clean (earlier)
>Learn how to control your impulses when it comes to drugs and alchohol.

Your roommates like to fuck when they try to get you in on it don't say eeww and walk away let you curiosity take over. They won't tell anyone and it will be amazing. We end up having sex with Isabella later so I know it's very pleasant to fuck a girl.

>>714772544
Oh yeah and dont overstyle your hair, itll make you go bald by age 30

Don't worry about getting a girlfriend or falling in love. Just get as much of that sweet sweet pussy as you can before you settle down.

Also, go to school for computer science. The fine art world is a bunch of pretentious hipsters living up their own assholes.

enjoy as much young pussy as you can. it only goes down hill

grow a pair of balls and make out with Clara Conningham at Kristina's party

Don't get married
Invest all your money.
Bet on Leicester 2015-2016
Keep trying in college it works out in the long run.
Date Sara, Rachel, and Ashley
Skip Emily, Tiffany, and anyone else from your high school they all turn out to be awful people

>>714766965
"don't hold the bong"

Treat victoria better when your together, youll miss her forever when shes gone.

On September 28 1992 don't have sex with Rachel. Mom will walk in and see evary thing and send us to live with aunt Judy who will make us miserable till we turn 18. Rachel gets busted to but because she's mom's favorite nothing happens to her.

>>714766965
You know all those girls who you THINK are sending you signals? Every single fucking one of them were sure things, except Kara. Ditch that bitch. All the others, just make a move. and use a condom.

Oh, and that cute 18yo mexican maid who keeps "accidentally" letting you catch her naked? You're right, they're not accidental, and you're right to stay away. She's trying to get pregnant and scam your family for cash.

>>714767244
Lets just consider you have to make the message up right now, without looking anything up.

That takes Lottery basically out, except you know the numbers.

>>714766965
>dump all your efforts into your passions not distractions
>trust that everyone will fail you eventually
>a lack of response is not the same as disinterest, although it's close
>track what you do and plan life accordingly

>>714767335
>2. Dont do shit that will hurt you or your family.
>3. Do shit that you think you will regret tomorrow if you hadnt done it.

well, choose one. Much of fun stuff is risky, at least for yourself

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>>714773389

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>>714773671
hahaha wrong pic

Do it. don't be scared. Drink the liquor in the cabinet. We only have so much time before they take it away forever. we need to make use of the time

>>714772227
daniel seemed to really deserve it

Fuck all of them you have a chance to USE FUCKING CONDOMS.....

Kids are not a fun thing...

>>714773389
Better advice: do have sex with Rachel, just don't do it when your mom is home.

>>714766965
don't ever go to 4chan

>>714773809
>fatal collision
>deserved it
so do you, anon. so. do. you.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city would be fucked on http://shr.name/iAybb

Go look for her at Pasadena. That's where she moved to after elementary. She's strong and needs someone strong, certain, and with a future. Catch her before she makes a big mistake. And enjoy her youth. She's going to have issues because of her step-dad. Just work through it with her--she's worth it. If you don't listen then you won't see her until this year, and you don't want to see her fat.

>>714766965
"sauce"

>>714768654
FUCKER

>>714766965
>when Hannah has trouble with Caleb get in there
>she gets pregnant at the end and both of them have a bad outcome
>take Casey to prom maybe go out with her
>or you could do Lindsey it is ok Christian won't mind he is actually gay and he is just using her for cover
>don't sell your games ever
>don't start getting ready for pre med
>start studying computer science
>don't take Latin 3
>don't get addicted to porn and jerking it
>do better in college
>freshman year go after tori, Connie, and spring
>message Kelly at the beginning of sophomore year
>contain your cock it will make the relationship better if you wait longer
>dont make a move on that Asian girl senior year
>when you, your buddies, and Matt go to see a movie at the end of senior year he kills himself

You have a big dick. Use it on that shy girl that's totally into you.

Try and get with samantha while she still lives down south.
or
Dont be such a pussy when she finally comes back down to visit
or
Dont get nervous and ruin everything you fucking retard, she likes you, but that will change damn quick if you dont sort your head out before you go and see her.

>>714773917
She wasn't home when we started and we didn't hear her come in

>>714766965
Hey you know that oxy you'll have in sophomore year? Don't sell it because you will get arrested on a second degree felony charge.

That time when Casi's mom drops her off at your house when nobody else is home? Don't be a faggot and take advantage of the opportunity!

Fuck Jennifer without a condom. Turns out she cannot have kids. But will get treatment and have two beautiful kids later when she gets married. She also like 69 and wants to experiment with anal but is to shy to tell you.

JUST FUCK HER, SHE WANTS IT GIRLS LOVE DICK

>>714766965

Don't go to that damn satanic church

>>714774378

Ooh, what happened?

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>>714766965
Study less, also your parents dont know what the fuck they're doing

>>714766965
christ where to even start thread isn't big enough

>>714767244

I think somebody needs a nap.

>>714774422

Me being stupid and making bad decision, as usual

If you want to learn guitar then learn it, dont wait for your parents to get you lessons, they dont give a fuck. You will teach yourself later in life but by the time you do you are too old to actually do anything with the skill.

Fuck your cosin

better than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city would getting fucked on http://shr.name/iAybb

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>>714768654
Top Kek.

>>714774431
took me so long to learn that my parents were really just kinda...making it up as they went along.

>>714766965
to not visit 4chan

jenny has a rape fantasy
the first three times is ok
DO NOT RAPE HER A FOURTH TIME

>>714774590
same, didnt realise till i was in my late 20s how little they actually did for me compared to everyone elses. Not that im bitter, well maybe a little.

>>714766965
Keep doing you Lil nigga
>that homie scored my wife that year and banged her the next

>>714766965
You're an engineer. Make cool robots and learn code and shit.

Remember LG - you'll find a girl with those initials, and no matter what don't let your douche friend Zach get in the way.

>>714766965
tell Jack Ryan not to go those swinger's clubs unless he wants us to end up with a nigger presidnet

>>714774657

That sounds like its as much Jenny's fault as it is yours anon, the boy who cried wolf and all that.

That guy Jeff who always calls you a faggot? Turns out he's actually gay and just lashing out from his own insecurities.

>>714774537
same

>>714774590
uh, that's kinda the human condition bro

No one has been through this before, we are all just making it up lol.

she's going to be gone in a few years and you can save her if you just fucking try

you're going to miss her when she's gone. i promise.

Tamara was into you, ask her out.
Learn to relax and don't care what others think of you all the time. You'll loose out on a lot if you do.
And ofc, DON'T EAT ALL THAT SHIT FOOD YOU IDIOT. GO TO THE GYM

>>714771053
pics?

stop breaking the law.
don't break up with her.
you're depressed, idiot. go to therapy already.

>>714774801
it was her fault

entirely

better than any dating site! a lot of horny young sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb

>>714766965
Don't take anything seriously, don't be such an egotisical faggot, maybe kill yourself

>>714768654
Neat

>>714768654
dick

you like writing
stay with it
take journalism courses
write freelance for every halfway decent gaming site that'll send you trial shit, you're better than any IGN writers

also, never get involved with Ioana. she's gonna break your heart a little too well.

>>714766965
Smoke less weed,pop more addy and there is absolutely no way to get to freds house to take shots and get back to school in time.

Keep a condom in your wallet at all times. Jennifer will ask you to smoke weed with her and you lucked out on fucking her because you didn't have a condom.

>>714769139
Fucking this

ask her out and don't try to be friends with her

>>714769089
quite literally the opposite. dont try hard in school every time id try id fuck it up by questioning my answers when the were right. and go after those girls they did like me but my family was so damming to me that i didnt think i was any goods

>>714766965
just let him grab you by the pussy

one day he'll be the president

>>714775443
Kek

>>714768654
Kys nigger

Be kind to the people around you. Make lots of friends. Try not to be too autistic. Don't spend too much time on the computer. Be active not passive. Don't go fucking go-carting. Stop caring about what dad thinks of you. Get a gf asap

>>714768654
you fucker , i would never go on 4chan and fuck more

>>714772544
why electronic studies instead of graphic design?

the internet is cool but dont let it take over your life

Never, EVER play world of warcraft

>>714766965
Fight someone before turning 18 when there are real consequences

>>714767402
Herps isnt so bad i dont even get full outbreaks with meds.

In 2012 make sure to talk to your big brother, you might be able to save him. When you're at that party, (you'll know which one) don't leave after kissing her, you're gonna regret that. Also stop feeling sorry for yourself.

>>714766965
Stop listening to your father. He's been a loser his entire life and he doesn't want to see you succeed.

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dont drop out of HS 2wice and then do the same thing in college; literally did this 2 times with both
>
also say hi when cute girls smile at you ...DONT SIT AND STARE AT THEIR GOD DAMN TITS something i still do fml
>
lift more

Nothing, really. Don't hang yourself, it destroys mum.

I know you are thinking about killing yourself, just do it otherwise you'll spend the next 20 years with severe depression and absolutely miserable and will lose everything you own because of it. Meds won't help because you have actual physical brain damage. If you don't you'll end up living in a shitty fucking group home before you're 30 where you will have no chance at doing it because you're watched 24/7

>>714775791

Because I wasnt as good at graphic design as i thought I was and ended up dropping out.

Also its just cooler, plus itd be cool to know how to install new guitar pickups and stuff at home.

Automotive repair would be even better but our school didnt have auto shop facilities.

>>714766965
don' t care about your so called "friends" and just get the "now seriously hot, mother of 2, amazing" girl

better than any dating site! a lot of horny fuckable sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb

get off the computer and go outside or you might end up wasted at noon a full decade from now on a message board getting yelled at about the correct orientation of toilet paper rolls and you'll yell back about how traps aren't gay and your closest friend will fucking kill herself because she felt so alone because you spent too much time on the computer wasting your fucking life and she tried to text you 109 times but you couldn't be bothered to charge your phone that night because you were at your computer ranting about anime to a horde of strangers and you never got any texts anyway so why bothe and you didn't see her text and she needed you and she needed someone and you were a plug away from hearing her play the piano again.

you'll never feel alive again i promise.

go outside.

>>714766965
You're not going to pass the medical examination to get into the Marines, so don't plan your whole life around that one choice.

>>714776054
r u a ghost ?

>>714766965
I know fags do buttstuff, but there's nothing wrong with penetrating a woman in the ass.

>>714776281
you do understand that failed suicide attempts happen, right?

>>714776157
a comma would be nice

>>714766965
Don't start smoking. Start lifting weights and running instead.

>>714768654
fak u

>>714766965
Yes, it's all busy work. Do it anyways, because life is busywork punctuated by rare moments of awesome.
Admit that you have an anger issue, one that is deeply rooted in depression and anxiety. And that you need to get help for all of this, and medication.
It will suck, but wait for Carly to enter your life. While we don't believe in soulmates, she's about as close to living up to that fiction as we'll ever get.
Do all paperwork involved with being a Microsoft MVP.
Finish schooling, and look at getting all the MS certs you can.

Don't drink so fast, learn to control your liquor and you won't do so much stupid shit.
Don't smoke weed in the park
Don't study music, study computing and save yourself a wasted year
Fuck Sophie

>>714776065
now im second guessing myself about whether i should go through with graphic design after highschool

>>714773934
i was refering to anon's hate towards him in the first place, even after his crash.
>ya dingus

At Jacks party don't drink so much you end up taking off your clothes and streaking dawn the street and the pictures get spread around school. Most of the girls start picking on you and starting fights.

>>714776281

No mate, I have a physical form

>>714768255

mods !

better than any dating site! plenty of horny whores of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb

>>714766965
"fuck bitches, acquire currency"

Fucking work out and study. Stay in school. Keep things clean and tidy.
The twins are assholes. Use them while you can and make sure you're the one that dumps them. Keep a cool head. You knew that friendship wouldn't last.

Blah blah money making shit and lotto numbers bc my family is poor as fuck

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>>714776335
ha loser

>>714766965
stop worring what other people say or do. do you.

>>714766965
when i was 13yo i was already pretty fucked.
if i can go back in time when i was 7 would be different.

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>>714768654

>>714776831
Lol you dated twins? At the same time?

Was sex weird

>>714766965
Kill yourself , best to die yung and happy than old and fucked

>>714768666
>>714768444

May the trips gods (and satan) bless you and your 13 year old self

>>714776335
Damn dude
Not even being able to kill yourself would probably be pretty shitty for someone at the point of killing themselves

>>714777141
yup

>>714768654
jkj

>>714766965
I'd tell him to think up some better advice when he gets here

do shit with hunter and your friends and dont be a pussy about smoking weed
you wont get the chance to do anything with them in the future
stop being such an awkward faggot you will regret being that way as soon as you start getting social and being yourself

better than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city would be fucked on http://shr.name/iAybb

>>714777141

Got walked in on

What they say about mums and super strength and shit it's true

>>714773696
>>714773671
>wrong pic
fucking kek

>>714777089
Nah, it was just a friendship. Did mess around with one a bit but never fucked. They cut theyr hair differently and weren't the extreme identical kind of twins. So it wasn't too bad.

They were spoiled brats though. Eventually i got more mature and they became even more like their rotten older sisters (they were hot though).

Got me a free trip to disney land though. That was pretty good.

>>714766965
you're a girl, tell mam she'll be okay with it + help
don't fall for the preacher's son, he'll really mess you up
learn the mandolin
and stop comfort eating you fat shit

better than any dating site! a lot of horny fuckable sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb

>>714777439
full story?

Start making movies right now. Seriously. Work hard. Download am editing software and learn to edit, to film, to write scripts. Watch movies, tons of them. I know you already watch a lot of them but watch even more.

It will help you so much in your future career. Please, stop being lazy !

Kill yourself because it doesn't get any better no matter how hard you try.

just rape someone. Your life can't really get any worse.

>>714777777

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Just end your life now, it doesn't get better.

don't work for your girlfriends dad.
never fucking do it he's autistic barely knows how to be a boss.

I know you miss dad but be strong.

don't love her that much, she will find someone else and leave you alone.

You could have had all three of them suck your cock-together- that night. Try harder.
Patty, Terry, Dawn, Kay, Gina, Bridgette, all want it. Give it to them.

be more anti social, keep to yourself and learn something usefull

>>714777725

Not much more to tell. Mum brought me a cup of tea, I was in my room hanging. I dont remember it very much. She blames herself.

Read more books

kill yourself

>>714766965
Don't you fucking rush into buying a car. There are plenty you can get without also getting debt and that sum bitch is gonna croak a year in anyway.

I'd tell him to spend as much time thinking about the concept of infinity as possible, in the hope that he has a break through and realizes nothing matters and he can do what ever he wants.

>>714778165
hope your doing better anon

>>714766965
Learn how to study, highschool isn't that hard. And join some clubs, you're kind of awkward so the only way your going to learn to socialize is in a working environment

>>714778291
Cheers mate

>>714768654
Kys

>>714778419
Also write graffiti in your notebook every day, and practice fine art too. Then you won't be as big a toy when you meet the other writers. You also will be better at art and might actually cop a profit earlier.

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>>714771053
that happened

Stop the pervy shit with Aleia early. Shes a spoiled, homophobic bitch. She treats you like shit later and her sister follows behind her. They eventually become like their older siblings and become even more gross.
Take advantage of their money and the free trips and shit while you can. At about 17 they ditch your ass. You'll hear everything from their cousin later, but they even had a group discussion with their older siblings to make a list as to why you're "a piece of shit"

Its all bullshit dont even read it. Be ready for this shit to go down... And dont give back that fucking gift. Thats your game and they just toss it aside a week later.

Also, dont give them gifts as often. Theyre spoiled brats, remember? They can get their own shit. Just make sure to bring food and snacks to butter up their parents. Be a good kid.

Part 1

>>714766965
ok dude I know everything is pretty easy right now but dont waste your time being bored, the future will be challenging. When the moment arrives you will feel tempted to dump Clara for that other slut, dont. Yeah I know, Clara is so perfect it's boring but trust me on this one, when it comes to bitches boring beats unpredictable.

>>714779107
Yes, I know the other bitch worships u and clara is just that healthy medium, tell me what you preffer though, a bitch that likes you and is capable, or a bitch that worships you but can't even pick what flavor of crisps to eat on her own. When the time comes to choose, go against your 1st instinct only this once. Anyways, meanwhile study, and dont start smoking, srsly, kicking the habit sucks ass, and even after you do, everytime someone sparks one up near you all u want is a couple of drags and then you'll have to pretend that u havent even noticed it and it will physicaly hurt. Do join the boxing club, but don't expect the old man to be a decent coach, he sucks, you will teach yourself though, I don't wanna spoil it for you but srsly you wont do half bad, just dont take it so fucking seriously, for fuck sake kid it's just a hoby.

You're a genius. Don't get youself sucked into your own misery.

Don't worry too much, kiddo. You're ok the way you are.

>>714779005
Also stay in school, get a morning run and yoga session in daily. Get a job asap ans build up from there. Take some actual art classes because later on your too poor to go on art camps and shit.

Take good care of your mom. If you make good money, that dickhead that lives with you will be gone even sooner. Trust me, he pulls some weasel shit. You may want him dead, but just chill and be the better person. Kick that fucker out when you can make rent and shit.

AND STAY. IN. SCHOOL. Study. Socialize. Make school a more pleasant place to be. And dont procrastinate with gifts and shit. Get that shit done and dont make excuses.

Oh and try to forget about the whole FBI thing. Nobody talks about it after a year.. Hell, less. Maybe 6 months. You're a minor. Everyone forgets about it purposefully.

You're family loves you. Try and stay happy.

Lotto numbers, stocks, investments, and all that shit.

Part 2. Im done. My life is fuckin shit.

>>714779149
Yes you will be defeated a couple of times, no you will never get knocked out. Btw, BANG LILI! Trust me dude when u meet her she will look like Sasquatch but trust me on this, over night, she will get HOT, and you know she wants you. Don't go for V. , that bitch is crazy trust me, she isnt nearly as sensible as she appears to be. People in science are crazy, they aren't like the people you grew up with, seriously do not try to be their friend, they WILL double cross you,you know who ur fucking friends are, stick with them, everyone else should be nothing more than an acquaintance, I know u like to be nice to people but these assholes mistake kindness for weakness, if you arent cold straight away you will have to keep repeating this never ending cycle of being nice to people and then becoming the villain and showing them how it's fucking done where u fucking come from.
You will meet 5 Joanna's throughout your life, yes you are right about the 1st one, yeal nothing special, but she is nice and fucking smart so at least try to be her friend, she'll help you out whenever u ask her to, the 2nd one will have huge boobs, hit on u like crazy and ur best fried will be in love with her, STEP THE FUCK BACK, I know she is hot, but trust me, been there, not worth it,the 3rd one, again, don't go for this one, srsly tNOTHING BUT DRAMA, plus a rly good friend of your's will be hitting that in the future and srsly, god bless him, the 4th, again, if by any chance, you are with V. when you meet her, dump V., and get with this chick, like yoou know this chick is special I don't need to tell you anything, follow your 1st instinct with this one, DO NOT FOLLOW UR BEST FRIENDS ADVICE, dude just wanna help but he don't know shit. As for the

better than any dating site!!! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb

>>714766965
lose weight you ugly fuck

>>714779202
5th joanna you will meet, ur first insticts are right, this girl is trouble, you wil;l pump her and dump her but please feel no remorse, srsly dont, you will realise later that u werent being a douche u were just being smart. It's ok to be a chef for bit but dont try to convince yourself that you are not a science geek, you'll only feel trully happy once you're back in a lab. Btw all them bitches that dont wanna fuck u now? just laugh at them, trust me, after you finnish 12th grade you will spend a while without seeing any one of them, and when u do get reunited they will be all up in ur shit and u will be all like "naaah pass" (I know this is hard to believe but srsly dude just chill u become hot, no you do not become confident but you learn to fake it rly well.)

Don't worry, you'll get a girlfriend and everything will be fine.

13-year-old me was pretty convinced he'd die alone.

Dress like a normal human being.
Being "quirky and weird" isn't as important as being consistent and formidable.
Don't hide your erections from Allison. It's not weird and it's the easiest invitation to boning.

pick wisely who you fuck

>don't fuck up with that Filipino chick you met online
>don't let your mother take you out of the country for whatever reason
>don't trust the school councillor
>stay away from michael
>don't be friends with martin
>if you're not dead by 18, kill yourself

>>714779254
Lose weight u ugly fat fuck

>>714768654
Fuck u

Dont jack off in public
You get caught when youre on that picnic table, you dont need the embarassment

>>714768290
underrated

>>714766965
>>don't let your mother take you out of the country for whatever reason

Story? Its cool if you dont wanna share my dude

>>714779005
>>she's a homophobic bitch

You a femanon? Dont want tits or anything, just curious.

Don't give a shit what most people think. There are only 3 people who you should care thinks about you: your boss, your girlfriend, and your sister. Speaking of which, your sister loves you, stop being such a cunt to her. When shit gets rough for you later down the line, she's gonna be the only one who is even remotely there for you, she deserves better than how you treat her. Also, fuck that slut Megan, it'll get you into the popular clique, and drop her as soon as you're in. She goes pretty psycho in a few years. Work out a bit less, you look fine, and for the love of God get off the medication you were misdiagnosed, it's fucking you up really bad. Talk less, your words will mean more, and in a couple years you will have an unavoidable fight where things go sour. Don't pick up the rock in that fight, just dodge when the second guy goes down. Best of luck.

>>714766965
Study more
Read more
Make more friends
Stay away from yaoi
Stay away from existentialism books

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>>714766965
Just make love to her or you will be alone for rhe foreseeable future...

>>714779722
Yep. You wouldn't want my tits either. Im a fat fuck that needs to get off her ass and get shit done.

>not a disgusting whale though

>>714766965
Puberty will fuck you up, health and looks wise. Prepare yourself.

cut your ties to your friends

most of them are gay anyway

>>714768654
niBBa

>>714769766
This

Don't get fat and talk to more people - even if they're stupid

Don't try to work and do college at the same time. One will take over and it won't be the one that helps you. Pick a college based on graduation rate not convenience. All your college friends will be fake as shit. Don't ever work at McDicks. Temp agencies are Satan in disguise. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Stop shitting in people's lunch boxes ....You're going to get caught kiddo and put into the nut house

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I had to think about it for a while....

Dear 13 yo self,

Get professional help. Study science.

From your future self.

Don't, BY ANY MEANS, do any drug, you will push away the love of your life

Fight back.
Take more chances.
Have fun.
Sneak out.
Party.
Make love to Jessica. Don't be afraid. She wants you to.

God, I hate being 30. Nothing but regrets. I'm going to end my life after my mother passes away.

>>714780756
lol you should change your thinking.

>>714768015
Damn those feels.
>start working out you lazy fat ass, most importantly start running
>Stop eating everything mom makes she's going to kill you with those big servings.
>Stop sneaking food from the fridge greedy ass.
>Once you lose weight you'll be really fast and legs will be strong so join a track team.
>Study hard and don't slack off. Just stop being depressed and embrass your weirdness or you won't make any friends.
>Don't argue with Daniel over some stupid pokemon show when you come home from church. He's gonna start a fight with mom because he doesn't want to listen to her. She's gonna get a bad record for hitting him and lose an opportunity for a good job which she never trully recovers from.
>Did u already tell you to study and work out? Well it's important you pig!
>I know Jackie is a horible kisser so be a man and tell her if not just don't kiss her. Also take her out to the park, run together even, that way she could lose weight too.
>I know I won't convince you now and you won't believe it but you will lose faith in god. I know, I know, you'll never become like me and all that bull but that's how it happened. It was a good experience but you become obsessed with God because you're lonely and I know your honest but I still keep the lessons that I learned but I am not good for a God anymore. I am good for myself and for those effected by me. I just want to earn you to not get obsessed because it will only make you even more alone and it never amounted to anything except for memorized scriptures and a bitter feeling towards waisted time in a god that you do not trully know is good and by its words in fact good only because he's powerful, and believing things that hurt your chances at being happy with people and enjoying things that will never come to you again in your life. It will close your mind to possibilities and I know you're smart so one phraise I want you to memorize and study, God of the Gaps.