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Hey /b/ !! Trying to get a new job at the bank. I intend to go

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Hey /b/ !! Trying to get a new job at the bank. I intend to go to the interview in the suit. Don't mind the mom. yes haha mommy's boy.
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more of mom
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>>714766209
Good luck!
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>>714766389
here is a pic of my mum and sis. But does my suit look ok?
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>>714766209
do you have any pics of her nude?
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>>714766209
godspeed anon
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take the west of and get rid of the fuckin pocket watch, this is just cringe faggot shit. No banker dresses this way.
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>>714766519
does the one on the right swallow?
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Looks like you're going to prom with your mom.
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>>714766590
Nah... You're wrong. The pocket watches are becoming cool, you know?
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>>714766209
OP do u live in ferndale
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ITT we learn knock knees run in your family
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>>714766209
Or yaxley?
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>>714766678
yeah, just like fedoras ? Fuck off.
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>>714766209

I'd actually fuck your mom.
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someone needs to photoshop a giant cock next to your mom.
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>>714766209
you look like a middleschooler
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>>714766209
In that suit you'll have no problem getting hired at any bank.

In the fifties. But judging by your style, you have access to the fifties so good on you!
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>>714766701
No,no.. Im from UK
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>>714766209
get ride of the pocket watch.
tie your tie with respect to your collar.
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>>714766209
>yes haha mommy's boy.
You're on 4chan - that is implied.
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>>714766795


Terribly underrated post.

OP - lose the dumb chain. Also your mom is quite milfy and I would love to be your new stepdad.
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>>714766801
Yea frendale is part of yaxley outside Peterborough, house front looks simmilar to ferndalr houses also your sister lookslike a girl who i worked with a year back
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>>714766209
Learn to tie your tie like a man and not a boy.
Lose the vest and watch and glasses if possible.
Hard to tell from the picture but the jacket looks too small. If it is, lose that as well.
Get your hands out of your pockets, and keep them out.
If you can't learn a better knot, don't use that wide collar shirt.
I really hope your shoes are decent.

(I worked in high end luxury fashion for years.)
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>>714766708
Wat is dat?
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>>714766209
does she take it up the pooper?
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>>714766861
What the fuck are you talking about? Posts don't even get rated on this site.
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>>714766611
>frendale
What a great joke haha
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>>714767040
Newfag
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>>714766958
X-benen denk ik..
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>>714767065
Ah shit i spelt it wrong
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>>714766951
>>714766803
>>714766795

Look fedoras are for betas and all. But pocket watches and vests have a feel of style and class.
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>>714767103
zOmg! a baby boobie!!!!!!!


soooo CUTE
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>>714767040
Something can be underrated without there beeing a rating system. You dummkopf.
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more mom and sister
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Look at your cute "mom", Judith is quite a catch isn't she?
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You guys like my mom huh??
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>>714766801
Couldn't you tell by mum's teeth?
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And look at Jacob, such a little badass, and the victim of identity theft by a faggy OP. Srsly, get a life OP.
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>>714766951
All these. It's almost like people don't understand the purpose of a job interview; that is, to remove all roadblocks to someone saying "no" to hiring you.
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>>714767339
Oh my god!?
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>>714767559

Beth is way hotter tho, why didn't you use her instead of you fugly sister?
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>>714766209
TBH, that suit is below average.
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>>714767513
Oh, his name is Jacob huh? He's pretty hot
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>>714767513
Is he gay?
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>>714767707

Nvm, Lucy was quite hot to.
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>>714767846

And look at that, keeps up with the latest trends.
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>>714767339
That looks like Chester
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I want see your mother and sister dyke the fuck out while a guy with a 10 inch cock jacks off and blows a huge load on both of them.
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>>714767846
definitely have a go on both of those rides
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Beth is really fucking hot, om my god.
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>>714767846

Oh, it was a family gathering.
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>>714768247

Did we just find out who OP really is?>>714767890
>>714767846
>>714767707
>>714767513
>>714767340
>>714767339
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>>714768377
The stupid idiot didn't know the meaning of anonymous.
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OP, give us some nudes of your mom and sister. Or things will happen.
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>>714768489

Reverse image search I take it? This thread just got interesting...
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Where did you go OP?
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>>714766209

Anybody up for a rousing game of Fuck With OP?
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>>714768650
Somebody shoot him a Facebook message. This shit just got good.
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>>714768650
just waiting for more pics
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>>714768650
To problly make up some story about bing fb hacked and that his fam will be receiveing weird adds or messages soon
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>>714768742

Kek
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>>714768653

Why? He didn't post anything incriminating. He seems rather harmless, however I don't think OP belong to the family, I think he just did this for shits and gigs, maybe someone he knew on facebook.

Anyway, a rather attractive family. At least for UK standards.
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>>714768742

I hear OP likes pizza
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>>714768798

Since when does /b/ need a reason to do anything? If you need a reason, then how bout the potential for epic fresh bread?
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>>714768802
Awww we can't go that far. That would fuck his life up. Besides his family wouldn't believe a complete stranger.
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>>714766209
Get rid of the vest and watch chain. It looks way too "highschool prom". Suit should be fine though.
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>>714768922
Is this what /b/ has become now
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>>714768922

I was talking about actual fucking pizza. Back to the deep web with you pedo bear.
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>>714768969
Yeah right newfag
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>>714768901

Well, whatever, do as you please. I got food to cook.

It's the Chudley family, we got our dear Jacob, and lovely Judith, his sister, Lucy and Beth.

You can find them on

fb /
judith.chudley
jchudleyy
lucy.chudley
bethyk
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>>714766519
Mum looks like fun and I would tongue punch both her boxes. Sister looks like a lithium prescribee.
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>>714769038

OP is a faggot and deserves to pay for not remaining anonymous, but I'm not accusing anyone of that shit unless it's true. OP, you're gonna be getting a shitload of boxes. Best go ahead and pack up your shit with them, because your family is gonna know it's your fault.
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>>714769038
Youre a next level retard
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>>714769182

May you feast on glory, /b/rother. Down to real business. Let's find addresses.
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>>714766209

any nudes of your mom?
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>>714766209
Get rid of the pocket watch for fucks sake.
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This is why I love the chan, anonymous planning to raid him for the lols
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>>714769643

Help or Fuck off.
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>>714769706
dont troll me, troll OP. remember OP is always a faggot lol
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>>714766519
>But does my suit look ok?
The tie's knot is too informal for a waistcoat and fob. And red might be too strong a color … unless it's meant to match your ski-mask.

You *are* planning on wearing the ski-mask to the interview as well, aren't you?
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>>714769488
He doesn't have a pocket-watch.
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