Bit of an upsetting story here for you anons, your support and

>>714759664
Rolling in honor of your ex and mother

>>714759664
ROLLAN

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>>714759664
Geezus, you are a faggot.

REAULL

>>714759664
Hahahahaah

>>714759969
>>714760069
Two 69 nice ones anons

rawlin'

Roll for my niggers

>>714759664
Check these dubs, faggot.

Roll nigger

rolling on it ASAP

rollin for noots

Post them faggot

>>714759664
89 get

Fusrodah

Send them, and be free

CMON YOU BLOODY 89 WHERE ARE YOU

>>714760263
READ THE RULES!! NO TROLLING!!

Show some respect to OP and roll for his dead girlfriends nudes.....

>>714760394 not here

Send

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Trump wI'll be a great president.

OP here guys. To help speed up the process a bit we'll say that from now on we'll call it trips instead of 89 - increase the odds a little, save having to get one specific number.

>>714760488
so close

>>714759664
Roll

>>714760513
Kek

trips on my nips

>>714760513
Very thoughtful OP

>>714759664
Rollin for em nudes

>canoeing explosion

Let me see dat nudes

>>714760684
Getem

>>714760513
I can't be the only one who's noticed the major flaw in this can I?

89 is my favorite number too

>>714760713
Roll>>714760703

Come oooooon!

>>714760747
Roll

>>714760728
faggot

>>714760513
but does 89 still work

Vegan

777 get

>>714759664
shes a skank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44PDjTA6lyQ

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FAGGOTS FILLED WITH OTHER FAGGOTS WECLOME TO POST APPOCOLYOSE 4CHAN

>>714760766
Roll

>>714759664
It's me, anon

>>714760777
kek winrar

>>714760777
Winrar

>>714760777
I won

>>714760777
>>714760513
winrar!!!

Rool

>>714760777
>>714760777
Checked

>>714760777
WINRARRRR

>>714760777
lucky trips

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>>714760777

>>714760777
WINRAR
I
N
R
A
R

Op, I will respect your mother and drag gf with a roll.

>>714760513
Hey look here faggot lol >>714760777

>>714759664
rolling

Waiting the delivery
>>714760777

>>714760498
noob

>>714760947
Reroll

>>714760972
reroll

>>714760777
Well done anon, fate has decided this and OP will not be a faggot today! : D

I've got the pictures on a selection of 3.5" floppy discs that I've left at my Dad's house, I'll just pop over and get them, shouldn't be long - maximum 30-35 minutes.

Congrats again anon, I know this is the right thing to do....

I WILL FUCKING GET THAT 89 NO MATTER IF I HAVE TO ROLL 1000 TIMES

DELIVER US SOME NUDES OP IN HONOR OF HER

Rooll

>>714761035
89

>>714761026
deliver fag lord

>>714761035
Little late to the party anon, OP's already on his way to get the pics from his dad's house!!

rolling for that 89

>>714761125
Whys his gf nudes at his dad's house?

Sorry for you mean :(

>>714761009
why?

>>714761107
You'll have to bear with me, having a bit of trouble starting my canoe up so might have to jump on a train instead to get to my dads. Shouldn't take much longer, maximum 40-45 mins.

i summon kek so that this comment will be 89

>>714761228
summoning keklord too

>>714761221
kek

>>714761228
roll

>>714761161
Stored on a trove of 3.5 inch floppy discs apparently. He's leaving now though he said, gonna be about 45 minutes

>>714761026
oh for fucks sake. is this guy legit? what year was it when you were 25? 1998?

>>714761330
No, I'm 30 now, so it was 5 years ago.

>>714761330
not everyone here is a 16yo fag like you

>>714761406
lmao who used floppy disks 5 years ago?

reroll

r.i.p canoe and surrounding water molecules

>>714759664
sure ill roll

>>714761520
Please, I don't want to talk about any specifics, respect her privacy and just wait patiently for my dead girlfriends nudes.

Mods should just van every newfag who rooms in these threads. Fucking underage b& dickheads

fucking rool

>>714761723
> rooms

>>714761723
fag

>>714761723
> mods should van
> calling people newfags

>>714761679
Zoz

re-roll

rroll

r oll

>>714761679
oh. im sorry OP, i thought the floppy disks were yours, not from your gf... *respect*

r0ll

>>714759664
Oh look the neverending shitpost

Shit post of the day :D

>>714760727
Stop being so disrespectful

nudes plox

nudes naow

deliver op

rolling for 89 nudes

was she shaven?

you welcome for the nudes boys

>>714762355
Yes, until I ate her.

Rolling for 89 in memory of OP's beloved girlfriend

89

89 roll

89 get

>>714762439
Amen

This thread again?

daddy wants an 89... roll

>>714762481
Stfu, nigger

>>714762573
Roll

Don't Show them! respect her!

>>714762179
>>714762122
Show some fucking respect you insensitive pricks.

I hate people like you guys who think everything's a wind up on here, it's why nobody ever actually does something nice like OP has done because: why bother?? If all he's going to get is grief for trying to share these out and makes others happy, what's even the point?

It's fucking newfags like you 2 who are ruining this board, now grow up and just wait patiently for the nudes, trolls.

>>714762598
Will this do?

fap fap fap

>>714762658
Maybe

>>714762643
Well said anon

I got it

>>714762658
>>714762715
He changed it to trips instead to increase the odds. Someone rolled 777 so he's gone to get them now from his dad's house, on some floppy discs apparently

89

reroll

OP here, sorry for the delay, I've fixed the starting motor on my canoe so heading off now. Shouldn't be too much longer.

89!

8 9

i said 89 goddamit!

r0ll

kek pls

Please... god... let this be an 89...

>>714762945
Don't believe me it'll be letdown soon

I still want 89 or your canoe will explode in it's sleep tonight

>>714763158
89

now 89! go

>>714763200
Thanks god! btw... you suck

89!

98!

89 89 89

>>714762867
Ah floppy discs this time!
Yesterday they were with the Church, the day before they were at his dad's.

come on!

FFS CAN EVERYONE STOP ROLLING WEVE ALREADY GOT TRIPS AND HES GETTING THE NUDES FOR US NOW, YOURE JUST GONNA KILL THE THREAD AND THEN WE WOMT GET THE PICS THEN!!!!!

fuck fuck fuck

714763489

This thread again?
Canoes don't explode
It's not fate it's a shitty incremented post id system

>>714763398
It was actually the doctors the day before, then his dad's he day before that

>>714763411
You won't get shit, nigger

>>714763463
He's already said he doesn't want to talk about the specific details. I'm sure we can all guess what obviously happened but it's not really appropriate to discuss that now.

i dont see no 89 niger... if he post wo 89, he aint no men of word.

roll

- 714763589

>>714759664
canoes don't explode

>>714763495
If you actually bother to read the thread you wouldn't make such a fool of yourself. He's gone to get them now and he's back soon.

>>714763789
fuck yeah!!

>>714763725
See
>>714763579

>>714763839
Kekk

>>714763481
It wasn't in the thread I saw. Maybe there's multiple ones at different times?

Proof: I copy and pasted the funny parts (I look if I need a laugh.)

No, it's a short train journey on the rickety bridge over the canoe lake, then a 5 min walk to the church. I left my desktop computer there accidentally and the USB is plugged into it.
It's not a very nice story, I don't want to talk about it please.

>>714763894
Mudda fukka I should know :^)

>>714763950
I do not understand?

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>>714760651

89 or bust...

>>714763600
He switched it to trips and then someone got 777. Read the thread fag.

>>714763579
Idk how to guess how a canoe explosion happened. Micheal bay? Idk but it's been 5 years? Id say its time to release the deats

>>714759664
10/10 take on this old ass pasta.
>tragic canoeing explosion
>mother suggested posting them on 4chan
Really well done anon.
Also, 89 get.

Where dese nudes at

>>714763600
Got changed to trips to increase chances of the get

>>714764236
Apparently he had problems starting his canoe up, which held him up, probably another 15-20 minutes I'd guess

>>714763894
Post moar

>>714764218
It's fairly obvious, and he obviously doesn't want to talk about it. I don't want to risk him coming back and seeing people talking about it and then we'll never get to see the nudes, so just leave it please.

>>714764418
This is everything from the two I have seen in order (I think) that made me laugh. I didn't bother to record the trips or 89/69 debate but they happened in both of the threads I saw.

"
Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train canoe explosion incident several years ago.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
She had a water burial so that wouldn't be possible anon

Water burial is when you dump the dead boy into water, normally a lake etc. but we put her in the local fishing pond, she loved fishing :(

The train canoe explosion is exactly as you'd expect, please respect my feelings by not making me have to talk about it any more.

This isn't true, I'm OP and I'm going to my dads now for the USB. My canoe seems to not be starting up so having to walk, may be about an hour now... : (

No, it's a short train journey on the rickety bridge over the canoe lake, then a 5 min walk to the church. I left my desktop computer there accidentally and the USB is plugged into it.
It's not a very nice story, I don't want to talk about it please.

OP here, my beloved ex was cryogenically frozen (rich uncle). I don't know anything about a water burial, dare I say that seems a bit far-fetched too.

So I asked myself something.
>why is op hung on the number 89
>what train explosion
>wtf's a train canoe
>why use a Russian model as thumbnail

So I looked up train wrecks in 1989, only one of which ended in an explosion along with a body of water nearby. And I think I have an answer who ever Op is, was canoeing while the Ufa Train Wreck happened. The only thing is that the inccedent happened in June as the timing doesn't add up

That's if Op is to be believed, I still don't buy it

"


(and OP, OPS whoever makes this stuff, thank you for making it fun.)

>>714764593
Haha that's great that you saved all that, makes it feel all worthwhile now :^)

>>714764516
Still curious what's so fucking obvious. I'd rather an explanation than nudes

>>714764739
Oh it's worrying.
I tend to stick it on the sticky notes, so I have a few for different things- one for stuff to look at, one for things to buy and many for things that make me laugh.
Here's one on Doctor Who:
"
You know things have gone horribly wrong when people are actively rooting for the demise of a companion.
"

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Fake you nigger faggot

>>714765118
Impressive, autistic af of course, but very impressive nonetheless ha

bump.
(keep the thread alive)

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Save the thread.

Bump (save this thread)

>>714759664
I always get singles so fuck it

>>714761221
My sides

>>714762222
Quads have spoken

Dont worry OP, I got you

Dick

>>714759664
Roollll

I shall prevail

>>714763789
!!!!! CHECK EM OP !!!!!!!!

Want nudes of a living girl? 5742742822

Fucking newfags, watch this

Win

:)

And go

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Fuck off, OP

My mom says I'm cool

>>714759664
Im sorry for the tragic canoeing explosion. Im rolling in honor 9f her memory

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Good one OP we all know its impossible to get 89

>>714759664
Just make up a greentext about how she gave you anal as a second anniversary present. That girl lookslike she's got a nice dumper.

>>714767889
jackpot

>>714767889
Im a fucking legend

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Roll. Sorry to hear about that, man...

>>714767889
WINRAR

>>714767889
OP better deliver

>>714759664
>canoeing explosion
Fucking kek

>>714767889
>>714762222
>>714760777
God's trips, 89 OP's dead girls number, and through quads in there. OP's girl is jacking off with Jesus and Allah in heaven and Buddah has to watch. OP must deliver or else!

>>714769497
Roll

Wtf terrymoo

>>714770663
Moar!

Doomed thread

Did op die?

>>714771401
It's not real

you fags know this is old as shit pasta, right? although the original wasn't a "canoeing explosion"

>>714771656
Yeah but it's fun.

It's like pointing out to wrestling fans that it's fake.

>>714771656
>canoeing explosion
You would think so... But probably not.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny stunning sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb

Cmon OP how long does it take to go to your dads and get the floppy?

>>714771656
Still pretty hype though. We got gods trips and quads

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You faggots are so gullible

better than any dating site! a lot of horny alternative sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb

>>714763789
CHECK EM!