Waifu claiming thread The rules are simple: >Claim your 2D

doot

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>These puns

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>>714756719

STOP PLEASE IT BURNS

>>714756786
I'm all out anyway :(

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https://youtu.be/3QvxtbzDwz4

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Still here

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>>714756735
*Bang*

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>>714756376
>Veggi
I'll see what there to see, plus want to be safe from unsafe ones.
>>714756440
>Makoto
Oh, didn't expect that at all. I hope it's a ticket, they'll be better than anything else.

Ayy, that's something to go for. Good luck on it, I'm sure the coming holidays should help you out tons.
>>714756474
>Tomo
That's true, and you could use more memory for Tomo pics. Just still nice to have.

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>>714756812

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I will be going now, you all have a good day, and take care.

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>>714757173
I was only using puns
>>714757243
See you later Mamae

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>>714757108
>Veggi
It's Rei.
Or Effigy, if you'd like, since that's the name I use on the internet.

>>714757243
Goodbye then.

>>714757288
It should be the wikihow article for how to tie a noose.

>>714756928
no you're not

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>>714757353
That would be pretty good too

>>714757391
This is me when Sachi was die.

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Claim

>>714757243
Bye

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>>714757432
>only when Sachi was die
You gotta up your game my dude

>>714751202

>>714757471
Ok

>>714757506
Girls :333

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>>714757471

>>714757434
hurr durr red hair is NOT natural dude its weird and not right.

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>>714757650

>>714757884
I'm fairly sure that 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom makes mustard gas dont try this at home.

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>>714758293
Or maybe, we should try it at home

>>714758376
I tried it and died

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>>714758490
What a lucky guy

>>714758539
Being dead sucks, i cant kill myself

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>>714758604
But on the upside, you're already ded

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カラミチーマス

>>714758632
Yeah but I want to die

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>>714758730
I suggest breathing in large amounts of air. I hear breathing it has a 100% fatality rate

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>>714756583
If you don't read this picture your mother suffocate in her sleep.

>>714758819
So does dying, because i died and now im dead and I want to die

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>>714758912
Well, another thing that is sure to kill you, is to drink water. It's pretty bad stuff

>>714759007
>will that be the special ed tournament or the disabled kids tournament

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>>714759267
But if it's either of those, the likelihood of him being killed is so low

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Is everybody dead?

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>>714759976
No.

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>>714760106
It seems like other people are luckier

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always and forever

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNny8w18QOs

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What is it like? Being so dull?

>>714760850

Pretty shit but I can always kill myself sometime.

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>>714760850
It's calming.

>>714756583
cool bread bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44PDjTA6lyQ

>>714761637
Quit caring at
>let me have a day off

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Yuno claimed
Little kids are so god damn loud
Is kicking them illegal?

>>714760850
Ask youself that, underage fag.

>>714762375
Yes. Very.

>>714762402

Where is your picture, anon?

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>>714762460
What about a slight tap with my elbow on his head?

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>>714762375
A punch is fine too.

>>714762810
Sure. Slight tap. SLIGHTLY TAP THEM HARD.

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Daily reminder that:

Asian girls love Gaijins
Asian girls are perfect in every way
Asian girls don't count as 3DPD
Asian girls love Gaijins so much they move into almost only gaijin filled share houses

Otakus will never cheat on their woman, well not with a 3D woman
Otakus can help their girl with computers if they've got the skills
Even otakus are more macho than a asian guy

And finally
A caucasian-asian baby is the cutest kind

>>714763001
Still not 2D.

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Sameji claim'd

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>>714762852
But punching something smaller than a meter is hard
I'd rather kick it
>>714762948
I was thinking of an elbow drop

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She couldn't scream while I held her close
I told her I would never let her go.
Tell me what you want to know
Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on
There was no motive to this crime
Jenny was a friend of mine
So come on, come on, come on

>>714763285
Make sure it's slight.

>>714763285
If they're family, discipline them with a light slap to the back of their neck

>>714756583
How does one claim The Dayman!?

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>>714763315
Is jumping down from the third floor on his ass slight?
>>714763382
They're sort of family
My brother is a cuck, probably why I hate the kid even more
I dont think they'd approve though

>>714763603
So long as you only snap 1 vertebrae.

>>714763603
If they're being loud tell them to quiet down.
Either that or give them a slap on their wrists.
Or make them quiet down by playing a prank on them
If they're little enough say that they'll wake up the monsters in their closet and under their bed
If they're too old tell them about people in poland having to be quiet or the Nazis would find them. Only do this if they know about nazis and if not tell them about nazis

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Do you guys like me?

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>>714764228
Well enough

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>>714763749
You got any tips and tricks how to avoid snapping more?
>>714763922
If I even dare to tell them to quiet down I get an entire family on me of not being abusive
They pretty much let him rampage through the entire house including fucking with our dog which pisses me off.
Also he is generally scared of me so I can't really talk and get through to him.
>>714764228
I treat people how they treat me
Thus I have no reason to dislike you

>>714764261
well thank you :o

>>714764228
Make it a flying elbow from the 3rd floor and the Macho Man would be proud.

>>714764353
Put the children in a home

>>714764353
why are you doing this? :o

>>714764289
Glue him to a chair

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>>714764289
>Scared of you
Is he scared to the point where he freezes up if you raise your voice or send a cold glare his way?

I'd keep the dog with you since kids don't know better- even a warning nip or a motion looking like one will result in way too many problems.

>>714764228
Yeah, you're fine.

>>714764289
>fucks with dog
kill

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>>714764530
I don't think cartoon physics work in real life
>>714764553
Pretty much when I look at him he stops doing what he is doing

And yea that's what I have been doing, my dog growled towards him once and my brother flipped shit.
>>714764577
I wish

>>714764577
you're fine too :o

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>>714764765
Put glue on the chair and tell him to sit on it
It worked on drake and Josh
Either that or tape him to the cieling

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腸のハンター

Fuckin weebs should be exterminated

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>>714764765
Might have to use that to your advantage then. I know I had to growing up. It sucks for the dog because they want to be left alone, but got no recourse other than growling or something else that gets them yelled at.

Part of that is whether kids grow up around an indoor dog or not and knowing when enough is enough. Big dogs have a lot more patience than ankle biters, that's for sure.

My little one drives the dogs mad sometimes, but they know they can always escape to the library room and rest there, like right now.

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>>714764921
Daily reminder that:

Asian girls love Gaijins
Asian girls are perfect in every way
Asian girls don't count as 3DPD
Asian girls love Gaijins so much they move into almost only gaijin filled share houses

Otakus will never cheat on their woman, well not with a 3D woman
Otakus can help their girl with computers if they've got the skills
Even otakus are more macho than a asian guy

>>714764921
You're using that word wrong
These people don't think they're japanese
They don't denounce their own culture

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>>714764887
As I said, that won't work in real life
Drake and Josh is not a good example
>>714765063
Yea I try to but I can't stop him from being loud
I usually hide myself with my dog in my room but that doesn't last that long because I need to be social or whatever

My dog is pretty big but just doesn't take shit from people who aren't his boss. Pretty sure that's because he is a shepperd dog

You have a kid? I didn't know, old is your kid?
What kind of dog do you have?

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>>714765286
Can't do anything about the noise, if they're not loud with the voice, it's banging stuff around and causing a general ruckus. At least until they fall, trip, hit something, etc. and then it's loud from the crying and they mellow out.

I had the same "you need to socialize and spend time with the family" spiel countless times growing up too.

Both my dogs are big ones- a Husky/Basenji mix and a Belgian Malinois. The Mal is an old man, so he only has so much patience, while the Husky plays in spurts. When she wants to sleep though, she gets cranky.

The daughter is 2, quite the little tornado. Right now she's zipping around here in the living room while I'm on the laptop, stacking toys while the dogs rest in the back room.

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>>714765727
He pretty much does everything, smashes toys, screams and runs around
I guess everyone has them, just need to get through it right?

Kek we are in sort of the same situation. I have a Beglian Malinois as well and the kid is 2 years old. Though my dog is still kinda young.

I bet it's less anoying when it's your own kid, atleast that's what my brother tells me

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>>714766023
It's a grind, even your own will drive you up the wall sometimes. Thankfully her and the dogs get along quite well, so they often play with each other while we're in the same room. Your brother's right, to a limit. Gotta be a parent when they're in someone else's house making a mess or acting bad.

My Mal is 10, all grayed out and lazy these days. He's a lot redder than other Malinois I've seen though.