Anybody doing any voice recording tonight? There were some great

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j0jxdZGaAJ

What should I say in a stupidly exaggerated deep/manly voice?

>>714729104
yeah exactly
give me something

femanon here. Here's a present for you autists

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XHeq2SErHx

>>714729270
bumping for this

>>714729361
you do lewd, out there stuff?

>>714729361
I cringed so hard. Why? why would you do this?

>>714729361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0orBzCXoaSR

>>714729361
This is sexy. Rock fucking hard.

>>714729104
Leeroy, you did not realize what you just did. You killed the princeps. Now, those alarms are not good things, since the goddam building is shaking.

what is causing it? well, that man was wired into an AI of a Titan War Machine, with enough firepower to level the city...and it is godamn pissed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nEPLlBiyPW

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>>714728893
"don't give me none of that shit! Drop down and give me 20 pushups, cocksucker! Get your butthole ready for my steady black cock. Take the whole thing in, like a reverse shit. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, backing up into your ass. Fuck yeah! Fuck you! Take every fuckin inch of black chocolate dick!"#

:^)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HH8yUpvMC1

>>714727757
bump

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11KkO0ZAngd

>>714729361
fuck off fatty

>>714733017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xk5pNysjYs

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yk2SnB6rF7
shit is hard to read off without messing up

>>714733017
Just get her to read demeaning and strange things

"dey call me dick buttkus, i run amukus in your buttkus"

>>714733345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12Rv3ywDWq6

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xXEpD9qHs7

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1034WjTgaU9

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FsQvgyBub0

WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIT

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0li4eLm2XCX

The worst part about having a feminine penis is that when I scissor my girlfriends, they always start dripping something white and gooey.

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I Am God
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MAumE1yWER

>>714733751
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08HAKhfFj9l
in a tranny voice too

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SfUafPgrIx

>>714733872
Work on keeping the pitch a tad, and you sound like a deeper voiced chick.
Nice job mate

someone give me something good to say

>>714733872
sick

Mmm Mmm I do love me some Titty sprinkles. In the morning I like to put Titty sprinkles on my pancakes. And when my friends aren’t looking I like to snort them up my nose. Doesn’t matter what color. Blue. Green. Red. Purple. I even like rainbow colored titty sprinkles. I have even taken a bath in titty sprinkles. It was hard to wash off though. But why would you want to. Everybody wants to smell like titty sprinkles, that’s the good stuff.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NgPBhQ3GIP

>>714733751
here ya go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AQn93AUXxU

>>714734253
say "Get those damn jews" as angry as you can. Bonus points if you do it in german

>>714734354
Pretty good

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>>714734366
oi

>>714734354
how the fuck did you record microsoft samantha so clearly?????

>>714734253
No lewd? :(

Say ak47s for everyone in a middle Eastern accent If you can

>>714734588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CWKYAmoMSR

hard to do accents combined with the loli voice

Heute stehe ich an der Spitze des stärksten Heeres der Welt, der gewaltigsten Luftwaffe und einer stolzen Marine. Hinter mir und um mich als eine verschworene Gemeinschaft weiß ich die Partei, mit der ich groß geworden bin und die durch mich groß geworden ist.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T23mMfbo0P

Femanon doing my first lewd. Thoughts?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V0qHkefGti

>>714734704
How do i get a good girl voice and keep it going?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0feCEPS97ZU
I can't keep it up for very long either

>>714734985
Superb M'lady

>>714734985
sexy

>>714734985
Godamn perfect

Rockhard/8 m8

>>714735092
>>714735111
>>714735155

Thanks :)

Here's some moaning for ya'll.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xd8jYhW1dF

>>714735090
Practice, and don't lose too much air by going too fast.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01OXKqkTvAn

>>714735300
I can feel slannesh taking my soul.

>>714734366

Not him, but here ya go!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p0FvKam91S

>>714735090
step one
be a girl

>>714735426
fucking awesome!!!

>>714735334
Call down an artillery strike

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IFz6YQ1rIk

>>714735387
>>714735500
Stpuid cold weather

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>>714734704
"Take daddy's dick! Take that dick, girl! Big nigga fucking you now!"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19TeUftGAh5
I'm a sexy girl and my name starts with V.

>>714734704
Can you sing the Loli pop song?

"That morning, it was a friday morning, I took my pregnancy test. And, it came out positive. Without thinking, I smiled, and I was happy. But at the same time, I was sared."

PLS FEMANON

>>714735580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LJlAlKePY0

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>>714735608

>>714735608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qOxEySUOcr

There ya are, stud.

>>714735616
gloat like Megatron

>>714735661
Femanon here, here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OdC4mdJJV0

>>714735717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mr9O5eWAce

>>714735661

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yUS8fFq8rj

>>714735762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GMp7rFzfQr

>>714735661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DX9ZrsszNw

>>714735762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07fXXRgG3bh

>>714734143

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fOa0Pfcc8u

>>714734704
I have a better loli voice, give me somwthing lewd to say and i'll prove it :3

>>714735983
"i love cock nothing will ever stop me from loving cock and nothing will stop me from sucking it!"

>>714735801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sn6GNskIz7

>>714735792
THANK YOU FEMANON

CAN YOU DO MORE FOR ME PLZ?

>>714736050
Too short, expand on it >:c

>>714736053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15l3IVWls5I

>>714736123
Sure, what did you want me to say?

>>714736149
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

>>714735983
Sh-sh-iiit nigga, you know how to beat the puss up! I'm a fucking size Queen now. Next I'll need two cock! Stick your foot in my ass! Beat the puss up, beat the puss up!"

>>714736123
Sure, >>714736181
is not me btw

>>714736149
"I LOVE COCKS, COCKS ARE ALL I EVER THINK ABOUT, IF COCKS DIDN'T EXIST I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IN MY LIFE, COCKS ARE MY BEING AND I WILL NEVER BE WHOLE WITHOUT THEM!"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b3FeafsLdH

>>714736050

Here you are sweety:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5h1v1OOwr

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cvpP8NXRxn

>>714734143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11EBpRqulz4

>>714736271
Install a cock permanently inside your ass and pussy.

>>714736223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FME8A3uqKm
here you go :3

>>714736268
Ok, can you please say
"Well, I hate to tell you this over the phone... but... since you won't come down I guess I'll have to... and I didn't know how else to say it so I just straight up said... I'm pregnant. And... uh... I wish I could've seen the face on his face because he was.. happy"

THANKS

>>714736325
Holy fuck my sides

>>714736179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vmF688w4zt

>>714736467
>TOPKEK

>>714736487
Here you go!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeSBLAGuBW

Anyone else have any other requests?

>>714736325
Please go into voice acting.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvMISotpOs
give me things to say please

>>714735983
Can you reenact the sounds from this video? It's a short video.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU

>>714736467
fucking perfect

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aH1Ga1xziu

what dou you think about my shitty english?

I make money doing NSFW voice overs. Requests?

>>714736608
Can you sing the "i'm a little teapot" song?

>>714736695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVwtDCaw1b

>>714736753
Yeah, were can i sign up m8? I have a good voice and need money

>>714736753
"Sh-sh-iiit nigga, you know how to beat the puss up! I'm a fucking size Queen now. Next I'll need two cock! Stick your foot in my ass! Beat the puss up, beat the puss up!"

>>714736663

As a matter of fact, I already have. Fun way to avoid real work, even if it is a shit way to earn a living.

>>714736715
Shut the fuck up, maxy.

>>714736862
Can you please say "Pablo Bessone is the biggest cuck in the god damn game!"?

>>714736670
"Sh-sh-iiit nigga, you know how to beat the puss up! I'm a fucking size Queen now. Next I'll need two cock! Stick your foot in my ass! Beat the puss up, beat the puss up!"

>>714737057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wTru8P9s4B

I sexually identify as Rick Harrison. For 21 years I dreamed of working at my very own pawn shop with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Call me retarded but I don’t care, I’m getting plasticsurgery to install 18th century muskets and vintage movieposters on my body. You can now refer to me as Rick Harrison and respect my right to not know WHAT is gonna come through that door. If you can't acceptme you're a pawnphobe and need to check your door privileges. Thank you for having a story and a price.

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>>714736879
here you go bro

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kKChOFzaZt

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nDhLfzKsuy

Give me something to say. Nothing loud because my mommy is asleep and I don't want to wake her up :^)

Okay, who the fuck gave a fucking loli dick pills?

now she's knocking up every chunky chick she can get her hands on. You know how expensive for us that is going to be? find this girl, and stop her before she populates aussie land with real people

>>714736753
any real requests?

>>714737267
Sing along "shut te fuck up maxy"

>>714737199

>>714737267
dude or lady?

Im fuckin lit m8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sFtx4Sz8yx

>>714737383
lady

>>714736879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fVaf954GvN

MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS JUST CALLED THE COPS FOR A NOISE COMPLAINT.

GIVE ME SHIT TO BLAST TO ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

>>714737267
Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

>>714737426
Oooohh, brianne, you're liking this your chubby slut aren't you? you're so fucking soaked downstairs...I wonder why?? Is it me forcing you to watch all of your birth control going down the drain? ...Or maybe it is having the big fucking pale cow tits of yours pulled on to see if you are finaaallyyy making milk like I ordered you to a month ago? Or maybe it's the rush of getting fucked by girl with both sets of equipment, you plump prude! Bet you thought the only chicks with dicks God Brianne, I should have taken your virginity a long time ago with the mess you are making...

Fuck me, you're still tight. I think I may shoot off-AH HA...I think I know why your so soaked brianne...you wanna feel my cock fill you with my fucking hot jizz. HA, I knew it. Take it Brianne, you fucking breeding cow. Ovulate and get that plump, soft, tummy even fucking bigger. I wanna feel my baby kick while you breastfeed me in a few months...cum on my cock you fucking baby factory, because I'm cumming in you.

>>714736945


Okie. here...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t8EuqnkECN

>>714737413
narrate a nature documenatary

>>714737521
holy shit, you need to do film noir narration

you have the perfect hardboiled voice

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>>714737521
nice desu

>>714736325

haha Dude you need to do commercials or voice act for an animated show, I'd buy that shit and watch that shit!

>>714735334
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZKRd7fsyPf
I feel like this is awful, but i kept the voice going at the very least and my voice didn't crack.

>>714736753
"Hey did you still want to buy a dildo on Amazon? Or maybe a few that you like? Cost isn't an issue. Pick out some good ones. Here. 200 bucks enough for you? Start with that, if you run over a bit then it's OK."

>>714737808
you're improving megatron.

voice sounds like a nerdy girl, but like a girl until you listen hard. good job

>>714737652

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c0KFjp1vt6

>>714736325
Your voice is perfect for this!!!

"According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible."

>>714737984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0afzE5cdHtQ
I was going to say thank you with the girl voice but i kept doing this thing where the voice would just not come out and it'd just be my voice if i was a kid.

>>714737732

Would you watch this one?

https://youtu.be/OkPdKkZ_zhk

>>714738073
saved

>>714738119

beeeeeees!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F8iUpXUkRa

Guitar 1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h3tsiarmWF

>>714736325
"don't give me none of that shit! Drop down and give me 20 pushups, cocksucker! Get your butthole ready for my steady black cock. Take the whole thing in, like a reverse shit. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, backing up into your ass. Fuck yeah! Fuck you! Take every fuckin inch of black chocolate dick!"

How is my hank hill impression?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1waAah1HEl5

Got this gem last night:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f8tL5T15fX

>>714738592
That guy's girl voice is way too good, i am very jealous.

Jimi Hendrix
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ntKTEhPon0

>>714737830

You didn't specify voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fLq4AM3gvM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0caWWObVlj4

>>714738818
I took what you did and made it worse.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XzueIWEofV

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IMl7ueflej

>>714729361
>beyta
now wonder you've been kicked out of Londonland

>>714736842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s157eULKM2GS

>>714738985
read the first paragraph of the declaration of indpendence

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18rLlbSkcfR
Requests whatever

>>714739009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LUz3pBcjNE
I'm breaking down in tears

>>714739082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RcO9aCOAjn

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11S5fpZNiPM

>>714739153

I request that you quit channelling Batman, wait until your testicles descend before recording any more, and get a real microphone.

>>714736328
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cvpP8NXRxn
yes, there is.

>>714737487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P2KSDj7irP

>>714739371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fEYXMGEKZd

>>714739473
Nice total babe

>>714738797
Is that a computer voice?

"You been fucking your ass with those dildoes I got you? Yeah? They get the job done? I wanna hear about it. I'd like to watch you as you fuck yourself. Would you like if I watched? How about if I jam one in you? I'll make you my bitch. You already are my little bitch. Say it. 'I'm your bitch, mommy. I want you to fuck my asshole.' You want mommy to fuck your little pink asshole? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'll do what I want with your asshole and your baby dick. I'll rip it up with my nails"

>>714739473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dgIhCsNHo4

>>714739611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00AiypSYpvD

>>714739473
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fEYXMGEKZd
>>714739371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s044qMImQuun

>>714739082

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RDaE4wdvKQ

>>714734143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h9TXyDqrpJ
not a loli -.-

>>714739746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BbCTzl44ex

>>714739473

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05XVf17Lgfo

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

Narrate this short story if anyone has a good voice pls. It's not very long. <3

>>714737514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pZdZRftP91

>>714739849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02sxx9rAaX3
Also get a better mic you faggot

quack

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k0OKvikv5N

>>714739582
what'd you mean is that a computer voice?

>>714735982
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fOa0Pfcc8u
smooth af

>>714739989
Almost sounded like a text to speech program. More nuanced than the usual weather warning voice but I don't know.

>>714739891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ssz2Ma8ZRx

>>714739893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15fMBfboBE8

>>714739968
How am I supposed to recover emotionally from such a statement?

>>714739582
of course its a computer

>>714739893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TxNgLF6Fwc

Some mistakes in there, not the best voice but i did it. It was fun

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AokVlQR0Al

>>714740240
>>714739893
kek

>>714740268
By getting.

>>714740144
oh yeah?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05XVf17Lgfo

>>714735300
Holy shit that was so fucking hot

>>714739932
>>714737267
MMMmmmm, That tasted wonderful. Cookies and milk are the best with your breastmilk, brianne. though you better stop drinking so much of it, it's making your lovely squishy bits even bigger...and my cock even harder. Come here you fuck cow. I want you in my lap so I can fuck a set of twins in you while I drink.

Ooofff~ I need to fuck you hard more often, you chubster. you're getting to heavy to tease... There we go, let that weight bring you down all the way to my base. Now gimmie those F cups...mmmhHHum? Wha-why do you have a turkey baster full of my jizz? H-Hey!! What are you doing? Brianne get that out of-f my pussy! I'm fucking fertile you plump whore...you knock me up with my own jizz....t-that feels nice....unnf~...it's so gooey.

...B-Brianne, you slut. I'm gonna fuck you so damn hard now. Get off my dick and bend over that railing. If I'm gonna have my own baby, I'm gonna make you star in a hucow breeding porno unff~, you fucking perverted unff~ chubster. Imagine your stagename...unff~ Breeding Cow Brianne, the unff~ whore bred by a woman...H-has a n-nice ring to-UUNNFF~

...Fuck, that was a big load for you....Now come to the table. I need some milk and cookies to get my energy back...and a pee test for us both...

>>714740301
>>714740301

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pZdZRftP91

I'm not a computer lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FnGy0eDPSs
Is this a batman off?

>>714740592
Are you Jewish?

>>714740592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tQieSGEnKS

>>714740492
I'm not as comfortable with doing anything like that, but I can read.. ^-^

>>714740613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MpA8geqAxK

>>714740613

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nGEmgrK7hr

>>714740763
you responded so you can obviously read but thats not what I asked you

>>714740959
>>714740876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VC70jULdEk

>>714740738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wIydzWADaB

>>714740592
Can you do this one?


"You been fucking your ass with those dildoes I got you? Yeah? They get the job done? I wanna hear about it. I'd like to watch you as you fuck yourself. Would you like if I watched? How about if I jam one in you? I'll make you my bitch. You already are my little bitch. Say it. 'I'm your bitch, mommy. I want you to fuck my asshole.' You want mommy to fuck your little pink asshole? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I'll do what I want with your asshole and your baby dick. I'll rip it up with my nails"

>>714740678
no i'm white lol

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Someone please sing along with the Inspector Gadget theme, but say 'Faggot' instead of 'Gadget'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-JHfXVlkik

>>714740876

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AyULu54UO0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UCMSVhqyjL

>>714740763
Mommy, what does the pee stick turning blue mean?

>>714741106
Inspector Fagget for the love of god

>>714741054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s046RbccNnJC

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I bet you fags can't read this

>>714741106

aaand, I'm out.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xFlT7CjWZi

>>714741106
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-JHfXVlkik
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mzKcXmr6Up

>>714737521

That was fucking awesome!

>>714741294
You were right, i couldn't.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pHmnNhgXUj

>>714741250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YRSRoRfPmc

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>>714741377
>>714741380
Oh my god, thank you.

>>714741078
thought you said i sounded like a computer?

>>714741557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bdJR6MQpM5

>>714741630
are you actually gonna use it for something lol

>>714741711
No, that goddamned song popped into my head while I was taking a shower tonight and wouldn't go away, so I thought of changing the words and it made me laugh.
And here I am.

>>714741701
>>714741557
I've seen enough media to know that the power of friendship will prevail...or someone will call down an arty strike

>>714741701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lYpsx0q0Tu

>>714741815
hahah right on

>>714741874
friendship always triumphs INDEED

>>714741874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s186koEeKiMC
>>714741926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02YzZz8qv54

>>714739893
Read it and realized I had to try

>>714742043

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WjdkzwcXP6

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hxwAYHR3p7

>>714742207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fLSkFd0dnm

>>714741631
Why did you take it as an insult? I asked if it was a computer program. It sounded a bit like a computer program.

>>714729361
Had to turn it off just goes on and on and fucking on.

>>714739393
Well, what is it, silly?

>>714730575
kek

>>714742343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04OBetR0wvP

>>714742645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BBKSkLer1B

>>714742460
I didn't lol. I just normally get paid for stuff like that so I'm not intensely excited to do it

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>>714729361
That's just hurtful...

>>714729361
Not bad, I was really vibing to this.

>>714742460
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01S41o7DNWJ

here

>>714742701

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hMDOvkg2Ur

>>714735982
"I've been busy trying to get a dick in mah mouth, know what I'm saying bruh"

>>714743068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RTggGEuWU9

>>714736328
"Being fat makes me sad"

>>714743250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GqYobHHRdE

>>714737521
Ayy pls one with
" Not so fast! *Moan* Uh your penis just went in my ass! *Aaaaah*
Ow that hurts! Take it out *uuh*
Ohh wait a minute no put it back in, in in in"

>>714743391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDHQaDZXZs

>>714729361
holy fuck the cringe.

>>714740496
bump

>>714743509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BhuACKy3z9

"Huge Increase Of Cancer Patients After An Internet Thread"

>>714743502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1azqRjGL9u9

>>714742911
Thank you that was really good. Like a dominatrix.

>>714743741
THAT'S what i like to hear jk you're welcome

>>714743663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pD7E8kB96q

>>714743783
Have you done any real dominatrix work?

>>714733650
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FsQvgyBub0
AYYYYYYYYY

>>714743892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NUqBtfKL4P

>>714743953
voice acting? yes

>>714743997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MCeMMxvzMX

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>>714736325

>>714736298
you are a massive faggot

>>714739442
beauty

>>714744045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZBS7LVe8KU

>>714739442
requesting you saying "its fuckin chinche you CUNT"

>>714744165
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P2KSDj7irP
hahah

>>714744206
how do you pronounce chinche? lol

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>>714737487
>>714739442

>>714744183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X4BSX1Tasa

>>714744255
however you want to say it

>>714744321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nx27d7GXYM

>>714744500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nC0VEK2tMs

>>714744206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18llW1yY4ds

>>714744676
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18llW1yY4ds
THANKKKK YOUUU

>>714734704
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CWKYAmoMSR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Z2Lgb7Nwf

>>714744592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hWfJKVoxl1

>>714744759
yes sir. what's it for anyway? lol very random

>>714744676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZAEWu0vxYd

>>714744945
meant for >>714744818

>>714744945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QA7jCYOmxk

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oFfJYXAkSU

>>714745123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhWePLzFGV for you beautiful

>>714745222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oFfJYXAkSU

>>714745123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gowkVTLtcs

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17N4IkBIdlS

>>714745290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vVlMMgDheK

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>>714729361
Fellow femanon here, this also made me cringe. This was awful.

>>714745489
>no proof
How am i supposed to add you to the spank bank without any voice?

>>714729104
Little Willy Cottonpicker thought that he could use the white man's logic against him. Little Willy Cottonpicker did not know that he was not capable of of welding such powerful magics. Little Willy Cottonpicker lost his having-a-tongue privileges.

>>714745222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wtybZN64LG

>>714729361
jesus fucking christ, just end your life already

>>714745579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZysQa2S1yD

>>714729361
tits or gtfo

>>714729361
>us autists
You're included. You have to be, to create such a thing.

>>714743710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rzzPnrrpxb

>>714745663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bx4eITdnVV

>>714745686
Holy shit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KtHrkJBkgM
>>714745816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RtkAhZKIUr

>>714727757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XIhz9XCf9a

>>714745901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03fzrA3nbMS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Inhc7K3ZwM

fem anon back again
im nicer in this one

>>714737230
Can you say:
"To the shadow realm... n-nigga!"

>>714746014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZAIb2eVRfP
>>714746069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16VFkJhxHrM

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>>714729361
Whata cunt

>>714746104

>>714746142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFvfbAzu6O

>>714746308
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QYsiUKxQdI

>>714746142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sGfSF36eDv

>>714729361
>Saying that feel IRL

Please kys

>>714729361
This is from porn I sag last timel. :D

>>714729361
pissing my pants

>>714745901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16YmZSvivuj

>>714746364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UnWlbU2ir6

>>714746450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n5FqGnLcC0
>>714746515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KwPKcP8s5O
>>714746557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qTwQ7sjleB

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hWj7XXGDhs

>>714729361
Please tell me to get a helium exit bag and off myself...

To all the batmans:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NMcHsEWWE7

New thread?

>>714746656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LqHWEwZ21n