Famous people you've fucked IRL. No lying. I fucked Debra

>>714715775
pics details etc

>>714715775
Fucked Robert from same show. Brad Garrett. Met him at a bar.

>>714715775
I fucked Barbara Walters at a Holiday Inn Express.

I make fuck once

>>714715775
Sure kid.

>>714715775
>I just fapped to that wife on Everybody Loves Raymond
>(OP)

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Almost fucked her in a Sears bathroom, or a damn near 100% lookalike

Kim krdashin

>>714715775
Paris Hilton when she was in Melbourne, Australia.

Fucked Betty White last year. Pussy hair was as white as pure snow.

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Used to deal coke, got a hand job from Selena Gomez in exchange for some product. This was at a party.

I fucked kate upton andriana lima scarlett johanson alison brie(fucking sloooot) emelia clarke

>>714717322

You weren't the only one.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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No homo here but I fucked (and get fucked) by John... great guy and great lover too!

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I had sex with Trish Stratus long ago when we were in college together. It was during the strike on campus. Making her laugh was all it took to get her in bed back then and going down on her was a chore because she was unnaturally ticklish.

>>714717565
>The stories and information posted here are Autistic* works of fiction and falsehood.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You all are fools

I fucked Justin Bieber. Twice. He liked it when I came on his ass. Called me his 'Sugar Daddy'.

Got a tit-wank from Emma Watson's cousin and I also fucked an extra from Startrek TNG in the ass

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went to high school with her before she got big
hooked up with her at a party in sophomore year
we were both wasted and she wouldn't talk about it after

>>714715775
Holy fuck this thread is so true! I've never seen a truer thread!

>>714715775

Not exactly what youre asking for, but true.

>My mom was a housekeeper at trump tower.

>She would always come how with bruises and had to get 2 abortions.

>Storm in one day and demand to see mr trump. Say that I am going to the police about him beating and fucking my mom

>In comes the don, tears in his eyes. "Its Baron, Im so sorry, I dont know what to do with him."

>Baron fucked my mom and beat her.

>>714715775
OP is Ray Romano

>>714717880
Oh man I love getting my tits wanked

I fucked Dolly Parton
I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrell
And I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds
I fucked the Judds
My cuntry boner
It won't go down

>>714717565
>>Only a fool...
It's /b my friend, there are a lot of fool here!

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Shouldn't you be working on the bee movie sequel Ray?

>>714715775
I fucked Judy Hopps.

>>714715775

JonBenét Ramsey

>>714718164
The Bee Movie but every time they say "bee" Debra gets fucked

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I use to date Margot Robbie around 10 years ago.

I had sex with Cyndi Lauper in 11th grade, she was going to college in Vermont. My name is Jack Venooker.

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I had sex 6 times with Brittany Murphy before she became famous. This was about a year and a half before she was in the movie Clueless. When I found out she died I cried like a baby for a whole week. She was a nice person.

Pics or didn't happen

Danni Minogue shat on my chest in 1997

>>714718037
I just looked this up because of you.

Thank you.

>>714718007
Why did this make me laugh so much

>>714715775
so many chances, le l33t group even approached me asking to share nudes, kek.
nvr did tho cause i'm a fkn loser

>>714717796
I call bullshit

>>714718330
Hi Jack, my name is Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. Mind if I call in an expert to take a look at this claim?

>>714718451
Kek the Minogues are fucking filthy. Kylie asked me to piss on her once backstage before a concert. She was really nervous and piss calms her down. Didn't do anything else. Just pissed on her.

>>714718330
>Vermont
You're from Johnson, VT I take it?

>>714715775
She was going to be famous in a mexican interview shit she was kinda jew im gonna google her if she became famous bro

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>>714715775
She's a bit older now than in that pic, obviously.

And I'm not actually "fucking" her or even doing anything lewd. We're just dating. Like, we play, I help her learn to count and read. I take her to the park and we do a lot of bonding.

I know a person whom fucked the English voice actor for Hohenhiem from fma

>>714718538
That's actually one I believe

the queen of england tickled my willy once

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I once did Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

>>714718570
Just google my name nigger
Lol.
Also I'm jewish so if you call me a liar you're a god damned antisemitic racist.

i fucked prince last week

>>714718538
I wish I could prove it.

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>>714718789

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2005. He was 84 which made it slightly weird but I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

I fucked one of the stars of the show 'The 100' when we were both in college. She's not that famous yet, but she's hot as hell.

>>714718628
Used to be. Moved to Naugatuk ct years ago

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This faggot gave me a bj

>>714715775
Never mind she had her own private channel was on air on tv but it appears anyone can be a reporter

>>714717728
I believe that he fucked you.

I had a threesome with Shakira and Rhianna

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Gang banged her in high school

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>>714718787
Great episode

>>714719283
That poor gang...

Fingered Hillary Clinton behind a dumpster in Chicago

>>714717998
You faggot, do you even know where you are?

>>714719283
You poor tortured soul! :'(

>>714719283
More likely to believe she gangbanged you

>>714718689
Flagging this post.

>>714718689
You really make Debra sound like a retard.

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She used to be a huge Con-slut back in the day

>>714715775
Story?

>>714719283
I'm sorry anon,it wasnt your fault

>>714719548
He's posting about the toddler in the photo.

Actress from Home and Away asked me to dance at a nightclub when I sat down next to her. Me:"Nah yglgladf" (completely hammered). Her: "Oh. Can you mind my purse?" Me: Yeh whadeva grolk". Then people walked over and started going through her purse taking stuff while I concentrated on not chundering.
So I kinda fucked her.

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Will fuck us all.

>>714719570
Pics or it didn't happen

>>714719570
I used to get anal and blowjobs from a fat girl that looked like her. She thought we were dating and read my plenty of fish profile to me over the phone while I laughed. 12 year olds are fucking stupid.

Didn't fuck her, but I got a BJ from Britney Spears once.

>>714719813
>reddit
>you must go back

I grinded on Madonna at a party in Switzerland once

>>714719283
jesus i'm sorry to hear that, anon. if you need anyone to talk too we're here for you.

>>714719999
Checked

>>714719283
Rape

>>714715775
Bullshit asshole, there as never a TV show called 'Everybody Loves Raymond twice.'

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>>714719283
I couldn't imagine she was any good...

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>>714719999
Quads wills it.
>>714719813 must go back

>>714719386
>>714719442
>>714719456
>>714719742
>>714720113
>>714720209
>>714720298
You cunts would be lucky to have a crack at her

>>714720511
Yeah sure. She's a SJW dirty piece of used meat.

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This bitch, before she gave up the D and went Gay. Loose sloppyiest cunt ive ever stuck my dick in. But she moaned damn good, only thing to keep my dick hard.

>>714720511
Yeah. Lucky to survive the constant retching.

>>714715775
I fucked the dad from duck dynasty. he was a firm but gentle lover.

>>714720646
I just find her unattractive. Don't know why you are this upset about her, anon

>>714715775
Well hmmmn, but if true I'm jelly coz she had a certain horny element to her. Nice tits too, full of silicone surely but my dick doesnt care

>>714720717
you must have been terrible if you turned her lezbo.

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>>714720209

>>714715775
I've fucked myself numerous times.

It's Drake bitches

>>714720717
You fucked the Chicken Lady from the Kids in the Hall???

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Natasha from Atomic Kitten sucked me off at Butlins many moons ago.
pic related (Shes in the middle)

>>714718164
>>714718291
The Movie

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>>714720298

>>714718301
Did she have any tits then??
Were you in Melbourne? Perth here, f'n hot

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>>714715775
Not a celebrity exactly, but I fucked a model named Devon Jade at a film festival in Portland. Didn't know she was (kind of) famous till a year later.

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Got head from this bitch during her campaign.
I did not keep my side of the deal and - voted trump

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>>714715775
Dated for a couple months while at UCLA. Had her old man for an analog design class.

She dropped out and dumped my ass as her career was really starting to take off then, but she was still cool as fuck.

Yes, I'm old.

>>714719283
i went to her high school

>>714721148
I like the part where she jokes about what a drunken slut she is, and then gets all offended when other people call her a drunken slut.

>>714720511
smh raise your standards nigga.

>>714721237
Moar
Sauce?

>>714721172
Melbourne. It was when she was on Neighbours.

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>>714721148

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threesome with these two

>>714721331
if that's legit then high fucking five broseph

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>>714717357
I kek'd

>>714717357
Ha ha

>>714721483
Yeah ok. She's actually got better since then i think

>>714719783
You fucked her OVER. That's gotta count for something.

>>714717422
>Used to deal coke, got a hand job from Selena Gomez in exchange for some product. This was at a party.
this I believe, rumor is she's frequent in rehab

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Not quite the same but I fucked a lady who fucked Tim Meadows after me. They dated for a while.

It is the closest I have ever come to success in my life.

>>714719283
Too soon

I have no proof, but, 100% true, Anons, no bullshit, no lies - got head from Miley Cyrus.

She swallows.

>>714717901
What race are you?

>>714719436
triggered?

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I'm old, it was a long time ago, and it was fucking magical. She said crap I didn't understand in Gaelic while I was doing it...

>Hot
>as
>fuck

>>714718986
which one? the blonde? my gf works on that show

>>714721561
Amazing

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>>714722243
>Miley Cyrus

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>>714718402
Luanne Platter!

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Not quite a Famous Person, but I was banging one of the contestant girls of pic related back in the day.

>>714715775

I fucked OP's mom

ITT: Lies

Everybody's just as much of a faggot as OP. Including me for even coming into this thread.

>>714717901
This is lame

>>714717844
I've seen this shit rewritten so many times, yet this is the first I've seen anyone replace artistic with autistic

good job sir, good fucking job

>>714717998
fucking Baron that little shit.

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>>714715775
>no lying
>internet
pick one

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I fucked buddha

>>714718460
>>714718460
holy shit, I just did too because of your post.

/win

>>714717934
Ikek

>>714715775
goth youtuber It's BlackFriday.

that is all.

met heaps of celebs thru work. got v v drunk with a few.

Not necessarily famous, but I accidentally fucked a Suicide Girl model. The fucking wasn't accidental, I didn't know she was a SG until afterwards.

>>714718451
I actually believe that

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>>714719436

>>714720282
I kekd

>>714719999
checked

>>714716740
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK BERSERKER

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>>714723254
OP of this post here, I found the episode online

This is her...

Betty White. About 5 years ago. Not as gross as you might think. She throws some crazy parties too.

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Lindsay Wagner , twice, grabbed my dick under the table at a bar. I was 17. She was quite a bit older. I wanted to tap that bad.

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Went to high school with him. He used to be big into coke back in the day and gave me great head at a party I was at for a hook up.

He swallows.

>>714717422
dubz don't lie

>>714715775
I fucked Avril Lavigne.
No joke. And she was nothing special back then.

I was an extra on the show Monk and got a bj from Jennifer Lawrence at one of the cast's parties.
>Pic related. She's the mascot.

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>>714725229
Forgot pic related, fuck

>>714725229
pic is as real as your story anon

>>714722008

>come to success

kek

>>714725229
Post a pic of yourself on the show with her then you lying shit

>>714725069
kek

>>714725061
Noice - bionic cock grab.

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>>714715775
Back in 81

I had sex with McKayla Maroney, I'm 22 now, I was I think 16 at that time. She was bad at it to be honest, but her ass was so good and her pussy was tight.
Other than that, not really that good fuck.

>>714719283
sorry man

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>>714725396
In the green. We didn't actually have any screen time together other than this scene.

>>714722291
You fucked Enya anon? Plz give details? Did she have a bush? Did you eat da Booty?

>>714725835
>small picture is small.
>anon is also a faggot and telling lies.
>why you do this anon?

>>714724811
How old was she? What's she up to now? Did she have a bush?

>>714718003
Kek

>>714726010
Well sorry Monk wasn't a fucking award-winning television show praised by everyone alike so it was screenshotted at every single fucking frame. This is the only pic where I'm in it that I could find.

>>714717422
Give us the story fag I'm trying to jerk off

>>714726271
you should be sorry.
you made baby jesus cry

>>714715775
what does her butthole look like?

>>714715775
pics or it didnt happen

I used to sleep with the daughter of the guy who ran one of the biggest museums in Denmark. that's as close as i get.

>>714715775
rose mcgowan once. really cool smokes a lot of weed

>>714725647
you were fuckin patrick

Sold Harrison Ford a hammer.

Then, I heard he wrecked Calista Flockhart

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Fucked this guy. To prep him for my cock, I sucked a log out of his asshole.

>>714720511
Nah she's a dumb cunt

>>714717322
enjoy the herps

>>714717880

which extra??? WHICH!!!!

>>714717901
Ariana grande is the most generic looking bitch out there. Nothing special about her. Give me Salma Hayek any day.

Delusional spergs...

>>714721331

Nice. I mean, except for being dumped. It's better than nothing, I guess

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>i want to believe...

>>714717844
Underrated post.....

Good job anon.....goooood fucking job.....

>>714717357
BETTY WHITE! LOL

>>714726603
she was kinda hairy, tbh ...

>>714718699
I have absolutely no fucking idea why, but this is the only post I believe in this thread.

>>714717422
Did she let you see her tits?

>>714722291
Who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time
And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time

Who can say why your heart sighs
As your love flies?
Only time
And who can say why your heart cries
When your love lies?
Only time

Who can say when the roads meet
That love might be in your heart?
And who can say when the day sleeps
If the night keeps all your heart,
Night keeps all your heart?

Who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?
Only time
And who can say where the road goes?
Where the day flows?
Only time

>>714720717
damn she aged horribly
i had a thing for Darlene way back in the day

>>714725734
Oh yeah, by the way. I remember a story of her being raped by one of her coaches but I don't know if it's real. It was a great time at high school, I don't know what the fuck is she at right now.
>she's not that famous

>>714721999
She went to rehab for a sex addiction not a drug addiction.

>>714717422
Disgusting nigger bitch.
Do people actually find this cunt attractive?

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I banged Katherine Cue, some political figure in Miami. Pic attached. And her mom

>>714724811
fucking purple parrot

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>>714727460
Carmen Cue.. The mom

>>714718958
Gam gam?!

>>714715775

Describe her vulva. Describe it NOW.

>>714718037
Country Boner is a fucking classic

>>714727260
We worked together staffing a con and our role was cooking/entertaining our special guests. She got fired for that one but, it's especially awkward as whenever we invite him back to the con he brings her with him. Yeesh.

>>714715775
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years ago.

Lol i. Fucked judy hopps bro

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>>714718290

But that means...it was you?!

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I was her photog in Fort Wayne

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Her.

I fucked a famous chaturbate model. Met her in real life, and we fucked within 24 hours of meeting. Only later did she mention she was a model on chaturbate and I looked up her profile to find she has a quarter million followers. Guess that makes her famous?

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I fingered Tiffany and played with her tits in her dressing room after she played a show at Rossmoor Mall in Seal Beach in 1987. Other than some literal whores from Cathouse on HBO, that's the only famous ass I've even been near.

>>714727584
who was better?

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I once shook hands with Clint Eastwood when he was mayor of Carmel. It's the same hand I masturbate with.

>>714728422

fag

>>714716196
same

>>714728456
Not really, just coincidence.

I fucked Mr Ed the horse way back then but after she had retired

>>714715775
Fucked Shannon Doherty when I was a PA on "North Shore ". Sorry she has cancer, she was always nice to me

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>>714728669

>>714728346
I hung out with the mom first. Met her at an office party. We went out for a few months. She held a political position at the time and got free tickets to events and whatnot. She was all right.

We went out one time to a club, and her daughter went too. Mom had to work and I was able to talk to the daughter. Ended up taking them both home, but slept with the daughter that time. She was drunk and didn't really do much so I guess the mom was better.

>>714718402

I just now found out she died... I am really behind the times.

>>714728152
sincerely doubtful. i had a buddy who had a HUGE crush on her, and had a picture on his desk of him and her in her pool (this was all before she got attacked.) turned out the creator of the oblongs lives right next to her, and my buddy knew Angus. He was able to go to his celeb crush's house for a swim party with just a few people. I was happy he could say that, because nobody else I know can.

>>714728422
my mom used to babysit for a couple back in the early 80s in Carmel, and said she waved to Clint from his back porch that looked out onto the yard she was in. He waved back, holding his coffee and wearing nothing but tighty whities.

>>714729303
Aaaaaand now I'm wet.

>>714729303

hehheh. That's the Duke for ya

>>714719436

Apparently you believe that /b/ is some kind of safe space for Trumpkins.

>>>/pol/ is over there.

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>>714729574

>>714729433
Tits or GTFO Timestamp or it doesn't count

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>>714729574

>>714727407
Doesn't that still apply

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>>714728233

Nice.

>>714728233

Why are celeb sex stories always so fucking depressing.

>>714729640
>>714729711

Can't handle the thought that someone despise both you and Clinton. Sad.

Go back to your safe space in /pol/ and whinge about how stupid the rest of the world is.

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>>714730449

>>714717901

she was 'big' as a 12 year old on nickelodeon...

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This guy from Adams family. had been doing it for years when some1 made me watch the show.

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She was a friend of a friend and we had sex twice in the same night after a party at UNT then she acted like it never happened

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I fucked Jenny Jones when I was 17.

>>714719283
You'd need a gang to bang that thang

>>714730995

same

>>714731067
I hope you're proud of that

>>714722877
moar

>>714731092
>>714730995
were you on the show?

>>714731171
Yes.

>>714731227
for what?

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rebeca linares give me a blowjob in the school in 1999, were both in the same school in barcelona.

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>>714715775

I used to fuck the girl in this commercial. She's not really famous but been in a couple of things like Gossip Girl and maybe some minor role in a movie. She was on a daytime soap for a while, I think it was As the World Turns. Anyway we were together for a while and it was pretty fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a1pAZDYcM8

>>714722291
And here I thought she was lesbian.

>>714715775
Me too, anon

Kind of tangent to this topic, my girlfriend works in convention planning and used to work some porn show in Las Vegas. One night after the show wrapped up, Ron Jeremy came up to her and said "You have really great tits!" and then motorboated her for like 30 seconds.

>>714731125
Not really proud of anything about myself any more.

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>>714729090
What? So your basis of doubt is "Someone I know swam in a pool with her"


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>>714718330
This I believe.

>>714728422
Okay... that made me laugh!

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I sucked Michael Cera's dick once.

>>714731171
I was on a Kids in Gangs episode.

>>714731300
see
>>714731823

>>714730007

I fucked up and told her my real age (13) and she gave me the heave-ho. I was a hair over 6 feet tall and weighed about 170 with enough peach fuzz to pass for much older.

>>714731787
You wish whore

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>>714725061
Back in the 90s Lee Majors was in town in coastal FL shooting a movie.My g/f was a bartender and called me to tell me he was in her nightclub. Didn't see her come home that night.Went to the club and they said she went off with Majors. Bitch told me next day,hell yea I fucked him,he's a millionaire! She never heard back from him,and we still lived together another year...tru shit tho.....

>>714721331
bitchin

>>714721237
I believe this

>>714728233
Nice

>>714730827
Should I know who this is? Looks like ANY girl at UNT.

I spanked Jenna Jameson's ass while she and a guy walked past me, I was high on coke at the time, in very good shape and felt invincible. She only turned her head back and smiled but the guy she was with grabbed me and threatened me. I jacked tobthat many times after

>>714732641

She is two days younger than me and a day older than my ex-wife. I used to joke with my ex that there was actually someone out there older than her that I would plow in a heartbeat.

>>714732852
>she is
She died. I can't help but feel like I would've had a chance to fuck her, it's a shame

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>>714729090
Guy who fucked her here. You doubt me based on that? Weird. Don't have anything to prove but here's some background. I was in my early twenties in New York. Had moved in with my idiot friends at the time to "make it" in the city. Was too drunk and lame to do that. Met her at the Limelight (club) and thanks to me being high as hell and cocky as fuck back then i just blatantly hit on her. One thing let to another and she took me to a more quite part of the club (all i remember is a door and a badly lit room, music pumping through walls) and next thing you know she pulls my pants down and blows me. Kept eye contact the whole time and that BJ was EPIC. Felt her up some but after that she made her way out. Visited the place again in hopes of finding her and came across her again about two weeks later. Repeat of incident only with a bit more action this time. Years later I happen to catch an episode of NCIS (and by catch i mean it was on in someone's house) and i saw her and, BOOM, just like that ....MIND BLOWN. She was blond back then but it was her. My genitals felt like they receded as i regretted not pursuing harder. I was young and stupid back then. What can i say?

>>714733048
Jenna Jameson isn't dead....

>>714733048

>She died.

You sure about that?

https://twitter.com/jennajameson seems pretty active.

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>>714718789

>god damned antisemitic racist

pic related

Does it count if you fucked one of the backup singers from Duran Duran? It was after the concert and everyone left. I worked as one of the AV guys backstage.

>>714733500
She's dead inside,look into her eyes....oh,and the AIDS.....

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>>714733265
Just adding, i literally did not know who i'd fucked for nearly a decade if not a bit more. I know it was mid 2000's when i saw that episode and all that happened in the 90's but, fuck, that BJ and the subsequent quickie fuck the next time were emblazoned in my mind. Just one of those memorable things. The eyes man!. Even i didn't want to believe the immediate realization but when it dawned one me i was fuckin' floored. Since then I've becoming obsessed with her in relation to that memory. Wont' lie, have fapped hard to the memory, somehow the celebrity angle made it all the hotter.

Didn't fuck, but Lindsey Lohan and I made out and dry humped HARD for a good hour a few years back. This was back when Drama Queen came out. It was pretty cool, but I got blue balls and when I jacked off after the party it was painful as fuck.

>>714715775
Does it count if I was almost 20 with a backstage pass to a virtual has-been who also fucks her whole band on the down low?

>>714733796

Courtney Love?

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>>714719436
Haha - you faggot.

>>714721302

did she at least take her fucking teeth out first?

green text the details... anon's want to know

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>>714733265
>>714733643

>>714733836
Older than her. Clue, the one who originally sang "Gold Dust Woman" before her.

>>714720511
It's one guy replying :: obvious