Waifu Claiming Thread Previous Thread: >>714669256 >Claim

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Sameji claim'd

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>>714688373
The california dmv is full of cunts who cant do the simplest of tasks.
>>714688645
Thank you
>>714688653
Ah i was not

https://youtu.be/tYKPdNvH800

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カラミチーマス

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>>714687362
Good to know
>>714687641
Listen to Karen. Flower spam everywhere.
>>714688339
Kek

>>714688888

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>>714688676
Sleep.

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>>714688676
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

AAAA HAA HAA

(Stroheim claimed)

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Shiro claimed.

>>714688844
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>714688676
i feel mad because i said megumi was my waifu just a couple weeks ago

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SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>>714688800
California in general seems to be full of those people
Also your waifu gets really nice art, I'm fuckin jelly

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>>714688673
it means "what" or something like that, not sure

>>714688420
How've you been, yo? Life going alright?

>>714688360
Hello, how's it going?

>>714688800
Lmao, what were you going there for?

>>714688916
I refuse.

>>714688921
>>714688154
>Wenn die das gleiche Ende hat ist sie scheiße.
Ne ist gutes Inzest Ende.

>trips
abgemacht war explizistes rollen...

>>714688994
I'm sleepy, how about you
>did you start exams? I can't remember

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>>714688994
Study.

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Would your sluts still stay loyal after they meet a real alpha male?
[spoiler]I don't think so.[/spoiler]

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https://youtu.be/dIC4VSUE7q4

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Why are people speaking Arabic all of the sudden?

Guten Tag, Argentiniesingel~

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Claim

>>714688800
I was

>>714689106
I am moist

>>714689159
What's wrong with sand runes?

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>>714689027
>Inzest
Noice.
>explizit
So sei es denn nun, dann führe ich nur mit 1:0.
Außerdem ist die ganze Aktion ungerecht. Ich kann nichts gewinnen und du hast nicht mal eine Figur die du mit Heißkleber bearbeiten könntest.
>roll

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>>714688953
You give guns a bad name :^)
https://youtu.be/RpLw8VW-R7I
>>714688921
Still triggered?
>>714689106
More than likely. Most alpha males are insecure shits who have no real drive, motivation or direction.

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>>714688929
Just keep going through avatars until you find someone you want to waifu for real. But don't call them your waifu, I think.

>>714689069
I also refuse.

>>714689064
Nope nope, starting in a bit, the 13th.
I'm sleep too, will go to sleep soon.

>>714689159
عن شو عم تحكي؟

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>>714688953
I mean shes pretty popular so it makes sense there would be alot of art.
I find its the government in general.
>>714688994
I have a mississippi license, i need a cali license to get my electricians license.
>>714689171
Well in your case no that qould not be a bad way to go. In mine it would be a bad way to go if you are the fuckee. And thats what i wamt for those people. A painful death.

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>>714689362
That's my secret. I am always triggered.
Just tell me who!

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Claim

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What's it like? Being so boring?

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>>714689382
Ah, well good luck with your exams if I don't see you this weekend, and sleep well

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>>714688842
>>714688916
>>714688921
>>714688994
>>714689382

Hey guys!
Look!

It's your waifus having a slumber party!!

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>>714689131
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCuz42WERA

>>714689382
It's hard being indecisive

>>714689484
Post lewds

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>>714689217
Can't blame you. This hunk of man-meat would heat up any clam, in and out of water.

>>714689362
>More than likely. Most alpha males are insecure shits who have no real drive, motivation or direction.
You mean just like guys responding to obvious bait?

>>714689402
Well it depends. Maybe some people would like having sandpaper rubbed inside them

>>714689555
trips confirm this statement

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>>714689382
Cuddle.

>>714689515
Poos like 2 and 4 hurt like a motherfucker

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>>714688994
I've been alive and well, cheers for the ask.
Currently cramming for exams that start on the morrow though, and I have no idea how prepared I am.

How have ye been yourself?

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Claimed

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>>714689534
No.

>>714689358
>Außerdem ist die ganze Aktion ungerecht. Ich kann nichts gewinnen und du hast nicht mal eine Figur die du mit Heißkleber bearbeiten könntest.
Ich ging von Anfang an nicht davon aus, dass du das tatsächlich machen würdest.
Mir würde jetzt aber auch kein vergleichbarer Einsatz einfallen.

>roll

>>714689193
jesus christ

worst girl

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>>714689473
You can figure it out.
>>714689490
Boring. Work is quiet so Im scrubbing all the things.
>>714689612
Yes!

>>714688676

http://bit.
ly/2gW8NmQ

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Inuyasha cosplayer claimed

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>>714689749
Post lewds

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>>714689621
Fine barb wire instead
>>714689484
Hey sex maniac

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>>714689289
It sounds silly
>>714689382
What? I can't read script.
>>714689490
Pretty good, I actually enjoy the quiet and boring lifestyle.
>>714689515
I wouldn't mind watching my waifu poo

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>>714689490
What's it like sticking my 4 inch kosher pain train up Chen's tight little stink hole? I guess I'm about to find out

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>>714689765
Hmm, fang vielleicht damit an, schon mal eine Figur zu bestellen.
Aber ich schleicht mich jetzt auch mal, wird spät.
>verabschiedungsroll

>>714689799
Are you still claiming the other one?

>>714689916
Some people might like barbed wire inside them aswell

Also that's a cute gif

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>>714689402
Did you move?

>>714689526
I think that's fine, as long as you don't pretend to be decisive. I dunno.

>>714689652
I accept.

>>714689677
Ah, the same, the same. Exams starting soon. What are yours on?
Besides that, not much really, been good and bad but more good than bad.

>>714689494
Alrighty, nice to talk to you and stuff. I'll be heading to bed soon too.

>>714689739
hi

>>714689959
Just saying hi. Who else was speaking arabic, though?

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>>714689914

No

>>714689916

Hey

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Always wanted to go to Germany, but now I hear it's a Muslim hell hole. Not sure if I should learn basic German or basic Muslim in order to get around.

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Rude

Togame where the fuck are you faggot.

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>>714690139
German is the new Arabic.

And haii!

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>>714690204

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>>714690082
I might in the future. I claimed her 2 days ago and had a conversation with Velvet while eyebrow-kun was trying to shitpost.
>>714690204
Many people are.

>>714690163
How come that Pokemon gets to touch your tits and I can't??

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>>714689959
>I wouldn't mind watching my waifu poo

>>714690139
Hello

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>>714690197
learn kebab so you can communicate with your ISIS captors if you get captured in Germany.

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>>714690253
Are you german?

>>714690349
Hi, who is that person you're claiming?

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>>714690139
Then I guess I don't have to worry about anything

>>714690204
Wow rude

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>>714690399
Dio

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>>714690139
To cali yes
>>714690163
How it going?
>>714690089
Only a niche group and its small enough im willing to take my chances that they wont.

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>>714690442
Need

Shinoa claimed ',:)

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>>714690496
Woah, why'd you move?

>>714690479
It didn't look like him in that first picture, with the glasses.

>>714690457
You have to worry about life, my dude.

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>>714690309
Went to the local supermarket this morning in search for vegemite and didn't find any. First world problems. I guess I'll have to order online.

>>714690333
You wouldn't mind watching someone you love poo?

>>714690353
That's actually a pretty good idea.

>>714690399
I wish.

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>>714690619
Snyg

>>714690496
Any emo girl who cuts herself might

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>>714690666
>666

Satan trips!

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>>714690302
:^(

>>714690309
Karen is

>>714690457
Excuse me

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>>714690399
Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing From Hellsing

>>714689864
Hehe, you call that a waifu? Watch this!

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>>714690619
shut

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>>714690328
Because.

>>714690496

Good

>>714689171
-hugs-

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>>714689526
It sounds nice.
https://youtu.be/h_ICl20EJjY

>>714690139
Hello.

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>>714690666
Nice satan trips.
Where are you from, then?

>>714690750
Is her show a SoL or what?

>>714690755
He looks alright, not a fan of the hair though, tbh.
What does he do?

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>>714690755
>he
>HE

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>>714690717
Satan punches your waifu in approval.

>>714690204
>>714690750
>aggressively posting bellies
i like your strategy

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>>714690956
Hey Rei, how's tonight treating you? All fine and well?

>>714690923
*Hugs back*

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>>714690658
Has Jewish Christmas started yet?

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>>714691131

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>>714690666
>You wouldn't mind watching someone you love poo?

Yes, I'd fucking mind. It's gross. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>714691187
-ja-

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>>714690658
Shit

>>714690750
Excuse you

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>>714690840
SHIIIINNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

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>>714690139
Mostly just cell biology and anatomy. Just trying to absorb as much info as I possibly can before each exam.
What about yours?

Glad to hear you're foing alright anyway

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>>714691224
?

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>>714690679
Again small niche
>>714690658
Free rent, higher pay, my wife was here
>>714690921
Woohoo
>>714691187
Licks the yoyo chan

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>>714691174
Did you just call me jewish

>>714691257
You're gonna get these hands

>>714691307
-yes-

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>>714690965
Yes

>>714691071
no u

>>714691257
I see

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>>714690619
Burp
Shiros triggered about my heresy
:^)
>>714690666
First suggestion, Satan, is to try it spread as thinly as possible. Barest hint over a piece of fresh bread with a good amount of butter. And good luck finding it in an overseas store. As well as Milo, a malted chocolate milk flavouring we have.
>>714690750
That seems a bit harsh

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>>714691404
I don't know, did I?