ITT: things u hate on porn but maybe other anons like >When

tats
thic girls without tits
shaved head

to each their own, but ew

>>714679393

HAHAHA i feel u anon

I hate censored porn on JAV

>>714679243
Since it would be easy to name some of the extremes that othere would like that I dont ill stick to the more well known shit. Anything to do with anal, spitting, messy blowjobs, gay porn, anything with black dudes, and feet.

After the girl takes a load to the face she starts to gargle the cum and spit it out. So fucking gross

>>714679243
When the girl has a bush or a roast beef sandwich

>>714679243
I don't like mainstream fake Brazzers type porn. Where the girl is doing that as a career.

I like obscure porn videos with young normal girls trying out for the first time and not a real pornstar.

Anal

Blowjobs. Personally the idea of putting someone's genitals in my mouth is disgusting. I would never let a woman suck my dick nor would I eat her out. Shits nasty.

>>714679729
>When the girl has a bush

Your V card is showing

>>714679839
i agree with you anon, it feels more morbid to see smth amateur

>>714679393
I like shaved heads or Buzz cuts on women.

What I don't like:

extreme close ups
showing the dudes face when he comes
Hearing the dude talking

>>714679882
>virgin

>>714679243
you would if you could virgin

>>714680027
>I like my women as masculine as possible without looking like a fag

>>714679243
also hate that.

I fucking hate fake porn, like, there's nothing better than homemade vids or at least vids where the girl doesn't seem to be faking it.

90% blowjob 10% sex, fuck that shit

>>714679243
it's temptating only when you can't do it. when my girl started pills i was facinated. i'd be able to release my loads inside her every time i wanted. and i did. many times. but soon it wasnt so cool any more. my gf liked when i cum inside. but i wanted to do something "naughty". so i began to spray my night milk everywhere else but inside. cumming in vagoo is so... boring

>>714679243
when the guy talks, at all
when the guy moans more than the girl
when the girl starts saying stupid cliche shit like "you like fucking my pussy huh??"
when the scene goes from them clothed to instantly naked

>>714679243
Fake ass moaning
Stupid positions that just look uncomfortable
Extreme close-ups of in-out penetration for excessively long time - boring
Contrived facial expressions - yes Stoya, that means you, too.
Squeaky, subservient Jap women... please!!!!

>>714679243
cumming outside feels better

especially when it's rachel starr's pefect ass

HOLY SHIT

>>714680081
Shits gross man. I just hate germs.

>>714680204
Maybe? But trap/ shemale etc. stuff does nothing for me. Please explain what that means!

>>714680515
no it doesn't. blowing your load in a woman is 10x better

>>714680338
sure it's boring if she's on birth control, if you can't deal with the thought of having kids, maybe don't have sex

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>>714679243
When the camera guy decides to focus on the mans facial expression when he's cumming on the girl.

>>714679615
>messy blowjobs
I'm ok with lots of saliva, but if they're making gagging noises (which is like 99.99% of the time) it's a complete turn off.

woman spitting on cock. why would she do that? to lubricate? why spit - why not gently spread saliva by sucking dick

fake moans

>>714680204
HAHAHA i keked so hard

when there's a load of foreplay then they cut and she's already being fucked, the moment of penetration is what all the build up is coming to

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>>714680556
so this excludes regular sex too
just think about all that unhygenic sweat, bacteria and pussy germs

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>When girls fists weird things

>>714680736
thats your ass isn't it, anon?

"Watch the full video at..."
Then the bar of similar videos is just the same channel pulling the same shit.

>>714679708

This is my fetish, but ya know when you put it that way I can see that being pretty icky

>>714680338

I agree, After a while the novelty of it wears off. Problem is, My girl hates it when I cum anywhere but in her, I hate it. The few times I have jizzed on her, I can tell she was pretty upset. She claims she gets off by the feeling of me cumming inside of her...

I told her sometimes I like to cum all over her ass, stomach or tits because it turns me on. she will never allow me to cum on her face, ever...

Ugly stupid looking uncut penises. Porn is for good looking girls and good looking cocks.

>>714681125
i watch that shit for science, not even fapping

>>714680837

This, ridiculously exaggerated "O" faces and the fake lesbian almost kissing pose.

>>714681267
nothing says stupid like not cutting your baby's healthy genitalia

>>714680587
I dunno man. I'm not your psychiatrist.

>>714681404
Surgically enhanced

>>714679973
Not him but out of the 8 girls I've had sex I've actually never seen a bush

>>714681256
sound familiar. i occasioanlly come on her tits (or that i let her believe).. tits and face are not so far away from eeach other.. and when you're littel drunk and shit. i actually have managed to shot some of the loads on to her pretty face wihtout she even understanding that it was my purpose all the time

>>714681256
Holy shit I feel exactly the same way and my girlfriend is exactly the same as yours.
I thought I was the only one that didn't always want to cum inside of a girl

>>714681811

I've never really seen my girlfriend drunk, so I wouldn't know how she would react. I just know sometimes it's frustrating because sometimes it's nice to blow my load elsewhere.

Just gonna have to get her drunk and see what happens.

She is definitely against anal 1000%. I can't even convince her to let me poke around with my small finger. Oh well, Maybe some day..

There's a few things in porn that I hate.

When the girls make very obvious not actually aroused sounds

>*with duck face* oooooo. shhhhh (inhale). oooooo. shhhhhh. oooooo. shhhhhh.

Creampie porn that only focuses on the cum coming out. 1 second of actually cumming in them and 3 minutes of pushing the cum out.

If either party is black.

Blowjob scenes. Doesn't even kind of interest me. Love blowjobs. Hate watching dudes get them.

Loud dudes.

The underneath camera angle in missionary or doggy where half the shot is dude taint and asshole.

Any focus on the guy or his face.

There are more, but I feel like I'm ranting.

>>714682114

Right? Fuck, sometimes it feels more naughty / dominating when you cum all over your girl. I feel as if it's like marking your territory.

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>>714680027
Showing the dudes face at all.

>>714681214
this guy gets it

>>714681256
Yeah had a fuckbuddy like that. Either cum inside or on her stomach. Just shoot some spunk in her face 'cuz aiming is difficult and so forth, might end you up without a fuckbuddy tho

>>714679882
Yeah, I know, right, that slimy thing is way too close to the dumper, and besides they pee out of too you blazing fagget

>>714680825
do you know any decent messy blowjob movies/dvds? I need to find some or a consistent website

The shitty made rape vids where after about 2 mins the girl begins to enjoy it. Pisses me off watching it.

>>714682265
I've been trying to get her to let me cum on her face for over a year but it doesn't look like it'll ever happen.
There's definitely something about it being dominating that makes it such a turn on for me

>>714682126

time for a new girlfriend, anon

>>714683035

anyone?

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>>714679243
you are such a virgin
>excited for this?

>>714679595
speaking of which,

>tiny flaccid dicks in JAV
>pubic jungle (both male and female)
>the JAV moan/cry thing

I think part of the huge popularity of 2D in Japan is because of how strange and unsexy their 3D hardcore is. They're definitely best in class at softcore though.

>>714683035

there used to be a lot more a couple years ago, but Evil Angel (specifically the jonni darkko vids) has some primo bjs.

gangbang where the guys are talking to each other and making comments. shut up this isn't about you. you are there to be a penis for the girl and only a penis.

>>714679243

Music
Fake tits
Guys moaning
"MILFs" who are below 40 yo
Large amounts of dripping saliva in blowjob scenes

>>714683035
>>714684923
throated

>>714680338

>night milk

chuckled

>>714679243
i hate non creampie

>>714680303
great porn
8 mintues

that really piss me off

>>714680379
>when the scene goes from them clothed to instantly naked

>>714679243
that cumshot scene is 10/10

>>714680597
not for my mutilated jew dick

>>714681666
obviously a youngfag.. grew up with hairy pussies all around myself.. Loved the shave craze when it started, but sometimes miss the musky odor of a nice full bush to bury in..

>>714679243
i fucking hate the dudes bear noises

grarrrrr arrrrgghhhh

>>714679243

I never got why dudes like to see other guys cum. Or even watch another guy fuck a girl.

Maybe I'm just too alpha for that shit

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>>714679243
>talking
>background music
>fake moans by the woman
>when the woman is talking
>when the MAN is talking
>spit
>pixels that censor out the actual penetration
Oddly enough, Japanese trap-porn is almost always uncensored.

When the girl is wearing a thong to show off her nice ass and the camera man never films it.
When her clothes come off way too fast.

>>714679393
i love all those things u just said combined

Shitty censored jap porn. They're already gross and hairy, and censoring it makes it unfappable.

Tit slapping. Why is this a thing? No girl is turned on by that and guys look like regards when they do it.

The cliche formula: 10 min bj, 5 mins of sex, facial. Come on, talk about by the books boring.

Ass to mouth. I don't care how "clean" their holes are, this is scum and needs to stop.

Guys louder than girls. Obvious reasons, huge turn off.

Girls who are like "OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT ASS YEAH GIMME THAT COCK OH FUCK UH UH UH FUCK YEA" just shut the fuck up holy shit.

These disgusting deep throat videos where the girl is like "GLUGHFH GLUCHGFHG GLUFHFF" and when the guy pulls out of her throat there's a bunch of phlegm all over his dick and it gets all over her face. Tagging is not hot, it's fucking gross. I can't imagine how awful the set smells during those scenes.

>>714679243
and raise 17 children on what income?

>>714679243
Yes Yes, so fucking true!
I hate it.. Even worse in old porns, seconds before he cums the kamera showing a cposeup from the guys face

Traps. They're dudes with tits you pathetic faggots.

>>714689505
>>714689505
Birth control ya simple bitch.

>>714680736
How is that person not always shitting themselves?

>>714679243
You fucking loser, after you creampie you pull out and make her sucks you clean. Either go for gold or die a virgin.

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>>714679243
>guys jerking off to cum
>fake moaning
>any noise/talking from the guy
>when the FUCKING FAGGOT CAMERA MAN PANS UP TO THE DUDES FACE
>fake tits

>>714679243
Yeah and you'd be a piece of shit with a ton of kids.

>>714679243

Fuck you. Seeing a load on a bitch's face is a beautiful thing.

I hate searching for facial videos and the loads are tiny with none of it above her nose. Its not a facial.

Also hate shitty camera angles and positions, especially ones involving wide bottomed girls.

When the girl keeps clothes on. Like she's getting fucked but keeps a bra on. Or when they still wear panties and just push the crotch to one side. I like my girls naked

>>714679243
>when the guy swallow his own cum
>when the chick spreads her pussy but not her ass
>When the guy swallows his own piss
>when the girl swallows his piss
>when the guy pees on her
> Anything gay
> when the girl is a guy
> when the chick has a dick
> Traps
> Anal for the entire video. I prefer vaginal but anal is ok sometimes as long as the asshole doesn't look gross.
> shit, snot and blood. Piss and sweat is good as long as she doesn't drink her sweat because that's gross but piss is ok.
> When the dude moans
> When the dude talks
> when she's screaming on top of her lungs so my parents can clearly hear me watching porn.
>When the girl is so black she fades in the dark in amatuer videos
>When the chick or dude farts
>when she sucks his balls
> when she spits out the cum
> When she pukes after gagging
> when the ho is literally getting beaten up. I like BDSM but not when the dude is fucking her up badly.
> Shitty ghetto music in the background
> Loud af music
> Fake tits
> Fake ass
> Ugly chicks

>>714680679
>Kids are a punishment for sex
Cmon grandpa