>be me >have this (check pic) >never done it >need

>>714665151
break it up
put in pipe
light on fire
inhale
hold 4-6 seconds
exhale
slowly repeat
drink water at will

>>714665151
OP you better get high as fuck or else i'll find you and you'll regret that you were born
IS IT CLEAR?

get some needles and inject it. you'll get much higher, trust me

>>714665151
do not catch anything on fire, dumbass
hold the flame over the broken material while you inhale
I could have been clearer.

>>714665234
This...

>>714665234
This. Get yourself some good music too.

>>714665151
>>714665234
>>714665321
I love you, Anon.
Good luck.
Go easy.
You'll either be too high or not high enough.

Don't inhale right off the bat. Try to suck on it like a straw and hold the smoke in your mouth for a few seconds to let it cool down so the hit won't be so harsh. Then slowly inhale and exhale. Don't hold it in for more than a few seconds.

>>714665234
This right here. Don't worry too much about holding it right now though. It's your first time, you'll be zooted in no time. Just make sure to fully inhale and exhale the hit. No half breath shit.

Also, don't do too much. Take 1-3 hit and wait 20 minutes before you do more, to see how you feel

>>714665234
This

>>714665151
Well OP, don't expect hallucinations or shit like that. Just eat something before you do it and have something prepare to eat/drink right beside you. I really recommend fruits because the experience of tasting them while high is better.

And that is basically it man, just enjoy the feeling. Do something very lighthearted, like watching anime, a good movie, or just listening to music.

Just watch ya old boi customgrow

>>714665151

You have to get it deep into your lungs

Inhale with your diaphram (expand your stomatch as you inhale)

>>714665151
>>714665234
Also, before you inhale, hold it in your mouth for a bit so the smoke will cool off a little bit. For a first timer, don't pull too much, just pull it in your mouth, deep breath, don't need to hold it in too much, repeat but only a few times, I'd say 4~5, that'd be enough to give you a nice feeling of whats going on. Get some nice musician you enjoy a lot, listen to it, and drink water.
Last but not least, don't worry, you'll not be like that forever, although it may feel like

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>>714665234
Perfect.

>>714665151
My time smoking was one of the best times of my life.

Take it easy, take it slow and steady. STOP when your brain tells you to.

>>714665151
get something to drink as well i recommend something with mango or peach if you want to get even higher

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>>714665151
i'd recommend breaking the weed up into small chunks and sticking them up your butt. you get way higher that way.
post pics.

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>>714665563
I hallucinated my first time.

>>714665666
>Take it easy, take it slow and steady.
>STOP when your brain tells you to.
Trips of truth everywhere today.

>>714665457
THIS, I have some friends who never smoked that never breathed the smoke, and didn't got high.
Take most of the air out of you lungs(don't exagerate too), then inhale

>>714665805
yeah? But what type of hallucinations? I said that to OP cause it is not very likely to happen.

Where the fuck is op?
show us some development!

>>714665805
bullshit faggot

I developed a panic disorder after my first time. It's not worth it you filthy degenerate.

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>>714665888
OEV muva fucka!

You are right tho, it's unlikely. More likely if he's in the dark.

>>714666090
Haha weed noob.

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>>714665888
Nice trips.

But yeah I was like, flying in and out of galaxies, doing math equations n shit

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>>714665978
working on it

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>>714666270
kek why has it taken you so long to just do this? I'd have killed those bags off by now.
Also why u no roll spliff?

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>>714665666
>Heaven

>>714665234
You forgot about music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOUambXMXTY

>>714665636
Should go slow on the first time. It could be heavy for a non smoker.

>>714665757
I'd recommend to try coke.

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>>714666351
Dork.

>>714666270
When you pack your bowl, don't pack it in too tight or you won't be able to draw any smoke :)

>>714666351
Spliff is shit, cigarretes are kill
a joint would be cool tho

but since he already has a friggin pipe, use that shit, it's easier and less of a mess

>>714666270
Do you have a pipe screen in it?

>>714665151
Can i ask where would you get that pipe? I kinda like the look

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>>714666186
Nah brah you got no clue.

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Think I'm ready, thanks anons


>>714666775
some shop in Berlin

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>>714667026
good luck anon! Enjoy.

>>714667026
So no pipe screen?
I'd also recommend to get hemp wick in the future for better taste.

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>>714667022
>>714666449
>>714666339
>>714666306
>>714666233
>>714666148
>>714665805
>>714665666
These pics are for you nigga, I'm in a good mood. Get off chan asap though haha.
>>714667026

>>714667026
DON'T DO IT - IT'S A TRAP!

>>714667165
>hemp wick
>i even have to neckbeard smoking weed

>>714667026
ENJOY! Play some video games or play with a pet. It'll be a blast!

>>714667026
have a good time anon

>>714667318
Dude, what? I just find the taste of gas shitty.

>>714666559
A joint is a spliff you roodypoo.
Also a joint has baccy in it too? What the fuck are you smoking m8?

Pipes are for stoners.

>>714667457
I'm with u man hemp with is way better, burns at a lower temperature too; less burn

>>714667565
Bro just kys

>>714667165
FUCK how can you be this much of a faggot?

>>714665151
this is the first thread in a while where i've seen decent looking weed. kudos, minus the gay pipe

>>714667565
On the contrary, spliff has tobacco, and a joint doesn't.
Smoke only weed, that's what I wanted to say

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Life on weed is easy mode.

greetz from finland.

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>>714665234
have fun /b/ro
take it easy at first to gauge it and then go hard, you cant do any harm :)

>>714665290
Does somebody need a hug?

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>>714667751
Get faded every day, don't fuck with mids.

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>>714667858
Grow your own, never pay for weed. At some point people are throwing free weed at you constantly.

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>>714667724
Where are you from? Of course weed lingo is different everywhere, but I've never heard of anybody who thought a spliff and a joint where two different things.
Tobacco is degenerate indeed but blunts are for niggers, and are way too expensive, and pipes are for people like pic related, so you know, a bit of baccy in a joint is quite nice.
Lasts longer and is WAY more pleasant to smoke. Pass it around, etc.

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>>714666186
thats not weed dumbass

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>>714667948
I dislike tobacco, pure joints, no spliffs.

>>714667597
A friend of mine made fun of me about the wick till he tried it himself.

>>714667697
Easy.

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>>714665151
Have fun OP

>>714667948
dude, it gives a punch in my throat and lungs when I smoke with tobbaco,
https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/whats-the-difference-between-joints-blunts-and-spliffs

Joints and blunts only contain cannabis, but blunts are rolled with tobacco paper (distinguishable by their thicker weight and dark brown color) whereas joints are rolled with lighter, partially translucent papers. Joints often include a paper filter known as a crutch, which adds stability to the roll and allows you to enjoy your joint without burning your fingertips.

Spliffs are essentially hybrids, part tobacco and part cannabis. They’re rolled in the same paper spectrum as joints and also often include a crutch.

>>714667948

Blunts are not exclusively for niggers.

The high is great.

I can't say anything about the topic but I just smoked some bad ass spice and I'm higher than the black knight satellite

>>714668233

Where do you get your spice?

>>714668051
I know what I was doing you fag. It's called sarcasm. Of course I didn't hallucinate like that. Or at all.
I do acid all the time and you don't even get those types of visuals from that, kek

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>>714668208
active carbon filters in joints are great.

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>>714668233
why don't you just buy the research chemicals online?

>>714668269
A guy I work with gets it online. I asked him for the website so I wouldn't have to order from him anymore but it just led me to the life alert homepage lmao
I think it was mrniceguy . Com

>>714668357
What would I spray with them?
I don't want to use yard grass
Fuck man idk

>>714668411
kek.. I just tried it. That is hilarious.

>>714665888
nice trips faggot. I'm not the guy who said he hallucinated his first time but I get auditory hallucinations pretty often when I do it

>>714668208
Dis muh fugga knows

>>714668208
So you're saying that just because you found an article that was probably made in the US (where weed slang is totally different), saying what a joint/blunt/spliff are, that the lingo I have known for 15 years is just wrong? I know what a joint is, and a spliff, and a blunt.

They're all the same thing except for a blunt, which is pure weed. At least here, that is the case.
When I tried weed in america, I asked for skins and the dumb bitch came back with fucking blunt wraps. Referred to the roach as the filter, and also thought that by 'baccy' I meant 'blunt wrap'. Ew, and no king sized skins anywhere to be found either. I know you guys have them, but why the fuck would you smoke a joint from a cig skin? Everything was upside down man.

I only like fine European weed. USA weed tasted like that happy joker/space cadet legal shit and made me feel horrible. Of course, to Each; his own, but fuck. I was disappointed.

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>>714668467
you can just vape the research chemicals, the plant material in spice doesn't do shit.

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>>714668694
I want to know if there's tobacco in the spliff before I smoke it. Joint is pure, spliff is poison.

>>714668728
God damn dude where get
>>714668524
Yeah idk what the fucks going on. He must have been blitzed trying to write it down or something

>>714668894
Not here in good old Europe. It's just the norm to put a little bit of baccy in with your weed. Anything else is considered neckbeard tier.
Only know one guy that doesn't have any baccy in his joints, and is coincidentally a huge neckbeard.

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>>714668997
Just grow your own, if your bud doesn't look like that keep trying new things till it does.

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>>714669084
I'm in Finland and don't smoke tobacco. It doesn't add anything to the weed except cancer.

Smoke very little at first, then wait 20 minutes. Chances are you don't have any tolerance and your high is unpleasantly strong

>>714668997

Mr Nice Guy was a very popular brand of spice for a long time. It's surprising to see the site redirect there.

>>714668694
what the fuck dude, blunts are for things rolled with cigar papers,

http://herb.co/2016/03/04/joints-spliffs-blunts-do-you-know-the-difference/
Joints and spliffs are rolled with the thin paper, the skin or whatever you want to call it

If you’re Jamaica, a spliff is the same as a pure cannabis cigarette. But, in the United States and Europe, a spliff is a combination of marijuana and tobacco. In Europe, it’s more uncommon to smoke cannabis alone. In the United States, smoking joints are a bit more common among weed smokers.

http://www.leafscience.com/2016/11/21/joints-vs-spliffs-vs-blunts-infographic/

You guys in the UK are some confused mfgas
some of you use it differently.
Tobacco is shit, that's all.

>>714665430
Listen to this guy if you're a bitch.
Coughing is generally an accepted part of smoking weed, plan on it happening

>>714669162
This.

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>>714667026
Well OP, how is it going ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM

>>714669581

He OD'ed boys, we lost another one.

>>714669745
I told that nigger it was a trap. Nobody listens.

you should try crystal meth. all the cool kids do it

>>714669801

He's in a better place now.

>nah he's just stoned
>goofing off about now.
>staring at his toes and giggling.
>good time.

>>714670052
Looking at the wall and just staring at the squigglies in his vision

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>>714670052
no, is kill

>>714668894
Here in the UK/Europe we generally have stronger weed so we mix it with tobacco, doing this also makes it burn longer and more evenly

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My smoke for tonight got myself some northern lights

>>714666270
Only a pinch. Put in bowl and tap down a few times. Do not hold flame directly on bowl. Try and hold it a little above weed and suck. And don't go crazy on hit size.

>>714669088
Meh I don't smoke enough to invest the time in growing my own shit.
>>714669290
Hell, it works for him, apparently.he smokes that shit all the time

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He smoke too

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true story 420

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Fuck You

>>714670727
Never used flavored papers, whats it like?

>>714671450
They're decent, you only really really get the flavour when you lick the papers but you get a tang of flavour when you smoke, i have blackberry brandy and bubblegum flavour rn

I don't know why people love smoking pipes and bongs so much, i love a good joint

This thread hurts me a little since I just quit smoking yesterday.

>>714667948
Spliffs are wead and tobacco mixed in a cigar or wrap, blunts are just weed.

>>714671767
Ahh its just preference. I prefer the cool, smooth hit of a bong or a bubbler. To each their own.

>>714671767
depends on the high youre after ive got a mini bubbler and gram for gram compared with a joint itll floor you

>>714665303
Do this, atleast inject 2 of those marijuanas

>>714665234
>hold 4-6 seconds
this.

sava da flava fam

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Quit being a fag and just smoke it. Not a very difficult concept. What? Never watched a tv show or movie where someone smokes a bowl in your 13 years on this planet?

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>>714670654
We do not have stronger weed in europe lol.

no one locally smokes good shit, it's all old ass dutch crap like barney's farm and nirvana.

>>714672753
In the UK we usually smoke amnesia haze, lemon haze or skunk

>>714673231
We have the same shit over here in Finland, I grow GG#4 crosses, GSC crosses, Cherry pie crosses and some Diesels. Also some haze crosses.

>>714673873
Yeah i am so bored of amnesia its unreal, i dont mind lemon haze but its nice when my dealer gets a new strain in, he had some durban poison not long ago which was pretty dank

>>714665234
You don't get higher from holding it in though. If anything it just causes more tar in your lungs.

>>714665151
Be careful not to light the pipe on fire. Wood burns pretty easy, anon

>>714673873
>>714673231
>all these faggot names for weed
srsly why?
sativa, indica, hybrids, the end.
stop trying to use buzzwords to market your shitty fucking weed by convoluting it you fucking faggots.

>>714665457
Manny?

>>714674815

That's like only calling trees coniferous and deciduous. I mean I could ask you for deciduous tree syrup but I might get birch syrup which is savory when I really wanted a sweet maple syrup.

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>>714674815
I've grown and smoked enough to know there's more to it than indicasativahybridthc.

Even growers buy my weed, because it's exotic over here.

Next thing you realize about dmt alien ballsacks is what quads brings us on roll bread first page