>teehee i know i said i didn't want any fries so i'll

what the fuck? we just ordered; why are you taking my fries?

sure fam

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>>714661424
But muh fries

>>714661424
fuck off.

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>yours looks so good i can't help myself (:

girls and their entire "food that you don't buy or consume in secret doesn't count" mentality is fucking weird

You gonna dip into a man's fries, he gets to dip into that pussy.

>>714662719
stop it you bunny rabbit looking bitch, you're already fat

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My Gf. Every Time.

>I'm not hungry I'll just eat a little bit of yours
>what's wrong with that?

>>714663124
I hope you discipline her.

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>>714662719
Lexi, I think you've had enough

>>714663196
She's "Taco Belle" now

>>714661424
>>714662621
>>714662554
>>714663124
You selfish fucks. If I had a girlfriend I'd even plan ahead and order more than I want just to share with her. Hell, I'd be happy to give up my whole order if she asked. You don't know how lucky you have it, a cute girlfriend who wants to SHARE. WITH. YOU.

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>>714663196
>more like taco belle

>>714663267
Want to share some fries? ;^)

>>714663196
>>714663258
She's beautiful at any size, stop shaming her.

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>>714663267
I'm assuming you've never been in a long-term relationship.

Shit gets boring man. You gotta spice it up by getting pissed at shit that doesn't matter.

>>714663367
We only called her fat. You're the one associating it with beauty.

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>>714663367
I actually kinda dig her bigger

>>714661424
Tee Hee I just knocked out all your tee heeth. Those were my fries.

Nah, in reality, I order myself two fries and share them and cuddles.

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>>714663534

>>714663534
Time to move into hucow porn.

>>714663258
Ahhh... Yeah that was the joke

>>714663633
link to vid?

>I know I could've just worked harder or when to school
>but I want more
>so I'll just take yours
>tee hee

>>714661424
oh god
am i talking to myself again?

>>714663367
big equals bad. only degenerates like plum chicks with droopy chins

There are two types of skinny girls.

Girls that try really hard to be skinny and work out and diet and put way too much thought into it.

And girls that are just naturally small. I don't like girls with visible muscles. I don't wanna touch a hard tummy. That sounds disgusting. I'm not gay. I also want boobs to play with. Girls that are naturally skinny just have small wastes. They look normal. Lexi looked gross before.

>>714663936
>watermark in corner
>you know the porn star's name

You want me to buy the lube for you too?

>>714664128
>wastes
waists

>>714664009
>or when to school

>>714664390
Thank you. I should hire you instead of siri to fix my typing errors on my tiny little iPhone.

>>714663267
That's retarded. If I ask if you want food, it's so I know to get enough for you. If you say no, I'll just get enough for me so I can save money or not waste food.

The only acceptable form of this shit is
>I'm not super hungry, can we share?
I'll get a bigger size or some shit. Plus, assuming you can just take my food without asking first is a good way to catch these hands. My fists are coed.

Bitches be doin that shit way too much and if your a fuckin virgin neckbeard who wishes for it youd prolly be much more upset someones itaking your food .

>>714663267

white knight betas like you never get any in the end.

>>714663502
Haha, fucking this
>>714664128
>I've never been with an athletic girl before the post
>>714664312
Kek

i touch kids

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>>714662719
Lexiiiiiii <3

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>>714661424
my girlfriend (we live together) does this shit all the time and it really doesn't bug me. I just got in the habit of ordering the biggest fries so I get what I want, besides she's always on some diet or health kick and won't ever get her own order so I really don't care.
On the plus side though, I work nights and don't make it to the grocery store very often so she always buys me a shit load of good junk food, even when I tell her not to. She steals some fries when I get them but I get microwave burritos and pizzas and whiskey and shit. I'd say I'm the one coming out on top. pic related

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>>714665295
>she doesn't love you enough to cook for you
just cuck your life into pieces

>>714664128
I'm sure bitches are lining up 'round the block to date guys that use the word "tummy" in everyday conversation

>>714665295
Those look fucking gross. Why don't you faggets learn to cook

>>714664312
To be fair a network watermark isnt worth much with a prolific performer.

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>>714665295
>frozen burritos
>frozen pizza
>stolen fries
Wow, what a wonderful life. She sounds like a great catch. Just kidding, I'd rather die.

>>714665295
I used to like Hungryman meals until I found a matchbox in one. I'll never eat one again.

>>714665368
This. I got with a girl that didn't ever cook, just baked. Hate baked goods though, I want meat veggies and taters nigger, get those pastries out of here. So I just picked up the hobby for a bit and she'd help and then now she does it all herself pretty much

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>>714661424

>>714663267
You must enjoy being a used cuck

>>714665368
She does, I just ask her not to a lot because it's cold by the time I get home and it's easier just to make a pizza or something. She bakes a ton but I don't really have a sweet tooth so she ends up baking for people at her work or mine

Plus if you eat meals like in your picture very frequently you are probably an autist, they love to eat shit that is all one color or texture

>>714665670
>a girl that didn't ever cook, just baked
>didn't ever cook, just baked
>baked
You know that's a type of cooking right?

>>714665775
Baking is easier than cooking, that's why girls do it. If you can read a measuring cup, you're set

>>714665775
It's cooking if you're a faggot. I'm not a fag though. Hence the got with a girl part

>>714665735
>you didn't get the picture
Stop eating Hungryman dinners and frozen burritos and eat real food so that you can nourish your deprived brain you fucking faggot. What happened to your life?

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>>714661424
my girlfriend does that

>>714665630
matchbox you mean a box of matches, a little book of matches or a matchbox toy car? And where, just along with the little tray of food, or like actually fallen or stuck in the food itself?

>>714665474
I used to be a sous chef in a 4 star restaurant for years and still get paid several times a year to plan/cook gourmet meals for 20-30 picky rich fucks who pay to go on scientific research trips with us

>>714665602
once high school is over you'll understand more newfriend. When you are at work for more than half of the day the last thing you want to do when you get home is cook some big ass elaborate meal. Of course I'd rather make a ceviche or steak and baked potato kind of meal but I don't want to spend what little time I have off making it every night

plus that hungry man with the cheese fries is good as fuck

>>714665630
like the car or actual matches?

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>>714665735
>thinks the picture was a recommendation
Learn when and were to call people an autist anon, this is not the time. Just look in a mirror

>>714665735
>Cold by the time I get home
...So heat it up? What the fuck do you think you're doing with a frozen pizza? The exact same thing?

You fat fucks will use literally any excuse to keep shoveling processed shit into your gaping maws.

>>714666426
Your claim made toward>>714665474
Doesn't match your claim made here>>714665602
If you were really a chef it would take you 12 minutes to cook something really good, and less time to make something better than that frozen shit.

Source, I'm a chef. Not at a fancy place, but still, haven't eaten a meal frozen for depressed alcoholics since I was 17

>>714666426
I work 45+ hours a week at a gas station. I don't get a lot of time to myself. Don't blame your work schedule fatty, you just don't want to learn. It's a lot easier with your sausage fingers to hit a button on a microwave then to make real food, I understand. Enjoy your processed "cheese" fries and slurp it from the plastic try fatty, I'm gonna go shred up some sharp cheddar cheese, cut up a couple of garlic cloves and make some delicious whole wheat pasta with real cheese.

>>714665915
Same. Mine calls it "girlfriend tax"

>>714665910
Happens out of necessity man. I usually work 12+ hour days and since I'm the boss I have to come in on my days off more often than not. I have a good job that is totally worth the effort, but it means you have to make some sacrifices in food quality to have time for anything else. This obviously isn't a forever type plan, so for now it's fine

>>714665915
>cool story bro

got a deal with my girl. i fuck her silly and cook food, she cleans and do the dishes

>>714666794
>so, not "the boss" at all then.

just a placebo manager

>>714666779
You impose a boyfriend tax yet?

>tfw you are a great cook and have no one to cook for

>>714666742
Hey, bitch boy
I don't cook because I don't do dishes. Maybe those two things are okay in your gay bubble world, but in the land of fucking vaginas we don't do that. Your 12 minute magic meal of no preparation or clean up is still twice as long as it takes me to reheat something and eat it.
Enjoy your fresh cocks 'til I find you and end you.

>>714666922
Eh, since she snakes my shit, I'll snake her's. I just don't do it as often

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>>714661424
There's something primal that hates this. I'd buy you anything off the menu two times, but reach across my plate and I will snap at your hand like a fucking chihuahua. Them saying they don't want any first adds to the anger. Why do women do this?

>>714667043
Exactly what this guy said. Cooking at home takes fucking forever.

>>714667043
What, no girlfriend to help you clean? Ya act like you can't multitask too. I watch the news during.
>wah, I don't have the time! But I have time to shit post on 4chan
Okay faggot

>>714666794
>incredible unending list of dishes that take 15 minutes or less exist for free on the internet
>incredible unending list of dishes that are much cheaper than your plastic tray of mock food
It's cool man, you're just a fatty.
>>714667043
Holy shit guys my fatfuck detector is going off the charts. Cleaning a plate? Washing a cutting board? All that incredible, incredibly hard work for better, cheaper food? Fuck that, you need a Hot Pocket STAT brah, your veins are clogged enough yet.

>>714667248
>cheaper
quality ingredients cost money. you can make a shitty chicken salad for dollars but it will taste like pennies

>>714663267
That's all fine anon, I appreciate my girlfriend. I love her more than everything, she's the light of my life.
It's still annoying when the light of your life steals your food.

>>714667329
Whatever convinces you to keep slurping up the next plastic tray of cholesterol/preservatives/salt/Red 30 that you crave dude, I can feed my whole family for fucking dirt cheap and it'll be real and delicious. Don't use the "b-but prime rib and organic peppers cost so much anon!" excuse, you don't have to buy the best shit to make dramatically better food.

>>714666917
No, I absolutely mean "Boss". I left the company a few years back after building several locations and making them actually run and make them profitable. The guy in charge after me ran everything into the ground, never did any maintenance and hired total fucking retards that will do anything to avoid actual work. Not only am I having to rebuild the facility physically, I'm also having to rebuild the business end with customer relations and all that fresh hell, plus deal with his shitty trailer trash hirees. Once I fix all the shit here they are most likely going to ship me out to california to either work on their location or build a new one.

I'm the highest paid hourly employee in the companies history, so no I'm not a placebo manager

>>714666272
It was an empty matchbook at the bottom of the potatoes. I literally threw the rest of the meal away and learned how to cook. Those meals usually have some rough bits but finding a proper item in the meal I was eating was sickening.

>>714667135
I can respect that, but if it were me, oh boy could I get creative

>bark loudly like a seal and act like a chicken for 15 seconds once a weej when I choose, no complaints.

mine as well ask in this thread, this girl seems really into me atm, what's the best first date places for you guys? not really awkward but fun

>>714667782
Don't go anywhere. Have her over to your place and cook her a nice meal.

>>714667248
When you work a real job that is physically demanding and not just standing at a gas station counter asking people if they want a scratcher with their tall boy, you don't gain much weight (or have lots of the negative health effects) from eating fatty foods. Your body will absolutely digest fat instead of storing it if you are not just being a fat tub of lard and are actually working

>>714667841
this, but make sure you can actually cook. Whatever you plan to make for her a.) make sure it's something that she wants/isnt allergic too and b.) that you've tried making it several times prior. Shes not going to be impressed if you're fumbling about burning shit she won't eat anyways

>>714667841
>>714668141
thanks anons

>>714668331
Be casual about it. Ask if she would like to come over for dinner. Suggest a few different dishes and ask what she would prefer.

>>714668141
Agreed. Make sure you know what the fuck you are doing when cooking.

>>714663267
That very kind of thinking is the reason nobody wants to fuck you.

>>714667594
You typed all that up and no one cares. How much time do you waste daily bragging to no one about your shit life that you could spend cooking good food?

>>714667329
Do you know how to season? I don't think you know how to cook.

>>714667575
Agree with this anon. Every one of you making excuses to NOT cook are fat lazy fucks.

>>714661424
Just a test...."does he really like me?" I pushed my plate to her..."you can have it..i dont wanna eat more fries" bitch:"why are you maaaaad??? I just took 2 frieeees...." bitch ate half of it...then finished...nothing against sharing but this shit is just another childish instagram look my bae is so cute shit..."i am not so hungry....order some chicken fingers...." "i dont want them" "but i do" "then order" "but i am full"

>>714663633
>both obviously judging each other by the look of their faces
love it

>>714663267
>share with you
You mean take indiscriminately, use, take advantage of, lie to, steal from, fuck occasionally, and then make you seriously pay for it, and then still cheat. Yeah that's what you're looking for.

>>714661424
Nothing in this world gets me more irrationally angry at my gf. Neither of us are fat; it's just some shit all women do.

>>714663267

>a cute girlfriend who wants to SHARE. WITH. YOU.

where did you come to the conclusion that she is sharing with you?

If someone eats your food then you are sharing and not the other way around you cuck

You know we're going to eat it, just order more for us

>>714669397
They think it's cute and that they can get away with it because pussy. It's pretty weak, I've dumped girls for doing it.

>>714661424
I'll put a potato in you

>>714665573
Not if you're a cabbage cunt that needs to be spoon fed.

>>714668776
Nigger what the fuck are you doing. That shit was so incoherent YoU mAy AsWEll hAVe tYpeD liKe tHIs.

>>714665602
kek

>>714670770
>Nigger
Question asked, question answered

>"I don't want anything"
>"I'll just take half your fries and drink"
I just go ahead buy her her own entire meal, which she then eats. What ever she doesn't finish I do so its all good.

>>714663267
Beta as fuck.

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Your all stupid faggots, they're called chips

>>714671658
#relationshit goals

>>714671905
Quiet down, Limey

>>714671905
>your
>English
Pick one