g'morning b. hope you slept well. tell me why you will not

Because immortality hurts!

Who is Yourself?

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>>714644436
u r immortal?
>>714644500
kek

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>>714644301
caprice
top notch bitch out there

>>714644644
that's a big head

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>>714644644
dubs dont let me lie

>>714644301
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.


Because when I have an erection I don't want to

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>>714644687
it only gets bigger

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>>714644644
>>714644699
>>714644755
shit i cant singles

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>>714644301
Out of curiosity why do you make this thread every morning? Does helping others appease youre maternal instincts?

have to study for a test
too lazy to do any studying tho

>>714644444
:^)

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>>714644948
go study.
don't fail test, bro

>>714644301
idk, I don´t want to go back to college, it was horrible the first year, I got depressed and just drank the whole day in a filthy room. I´m a stupide shitstain and I would rather just be at home, clean, cook and not being expected to become something in life. Fuck this gay earth where every retard like me has to get a college degree.

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>>714645320
don't be a wuss.
if you drop out, you'll regret for the rest of your life most likely.
finish it. even if you are a average student, just get it done.

don't want to die yet

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>>714644301
I have to buy groceries with my mom.

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>>714644301
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800
>I looking forward to relaxing over holidays with my family

>>714646780
Little do you know your wife is cheating on you wth Tyrone and his BBC

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>>714647041

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>>714646771
running errands.
you r a good son.

>>714644301
sauce pls

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>>714648148
no sauce bro.
how are you today ?

Because I would hurt others

>>714644301
Because I wanna see how next year goes.
Need to change a lot of things about myself.

>>714646780
This, only no wife/kids.
Is that an even better reason not to kill oneself?

>>714648744
same anon, good luck

>>714648744
if you fail
we're here to see your an hero stream

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>>714648744
g'luck in 2017 anon.

>>714644301
I just got some heroin so I'll be able to feel pleasure for at least the next 3 days :)

I wont kill myself today cause theres no way im dying before you fuckers

>>714648863
Youre a little bitch for doing H. I hope that shits elephant tranquilizer and kills you pussy. Do some coke. Now THATS a drug

>>714648935
Lol, staying alive in spite:D

>>714648786
Thanks, same to you :)

>>714648841
Thanks OP

>>714649025
I get black tar - no fentanyl cuts in tar :)

Coke is expensive and underwhelming as fuck. I do enjoy shooting it with my dope occasionally but it's too costly to maintain a coke addiction. Plus, opiates > stims

>>714649131
But man why the fuck would you inject that shit into you. I fuck with opiates too, just not fucking heroin. Also the coke your gettig might be cut if its weak. Only buy the shit that looks like a bunch of solid coke rocks

>>714649301
Pharm Opiates are really not that different than heroin. The only difference is that you know exactly what dose you get with pills where as with heroin you have to experiment at first to get a feel for potency. It always amuses me when pill poppers look down on heroin users even though they're getting a similar high

And yeah, Most coke is shit but ive had some high quality fish scale, still not worth 60 dollars a gram. It has a nice rush but it's too fiendy to justify buying imo
If I were still into uppers id buy meth

>>714644301


Because, No, I don't have a gun

>>714644644
DK mode. This is now a nostalgia thread

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>>714649577
>And yeah, Most coke is shit but ive had some high quality fish scale, still not worth 60 dollars a gram. It has a nice rush but it's too fiendy to justify buying imo
you've had coke.
did u get addicted ?

>>714644301
Cause its Friday. It can wait till Monday.

>>714649577
I sell drugs too so i can afford the coke. And the difference between intravenous use and oral use is just and extended release factor, but if youre that picky you could just snort the pills

>>714649823
Nope, I went on a few benders with it though, but by the end I felt so shitty that I didn't want to do it again for a long time. Only thing that sunk the addiction claws into me is opiates.(and benzos for a short time) It was love at first feel. I basically self medicate my depression with opiates. Very unhealthy and I'll have to stop eventually if I don't die.

>>714644301
Because today I kissed a girl for the first time

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Getting my fuckin degree tomorrow

>>714650269
Not as good as making out with guys though right?

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>>714644301
Because suicide is a pussy's choice
And I ain't no pussy, son

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>>714650269
congrats anon.
how'd it happen ?
>>714650357
congratulations anon.
>>714650564
we are all glad that you are not a vagina, anon.

>>714650269
Wouldn't know

>>714650564
Damn right

>>714650412
Thank God I'm not a fucking faggot

>>714644301
Ive got a good friend on the verge of total depression and possible suicide. And you better believe I'm not gonna kill myself until he's feeling good about himself.

>>714644301
Coz i got a shit ton of heroin

>>714650673
She literally came to me and said " why didn't you get so handsome the rest of the year "
And then it happened

>>714644301

my life is dope, and i do dope shit

>>714644301
Because I want to live a long life knowing OP is fgt

>>714650912
Congratulations for the altruism

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>>714650969
yeezy?

Because the void frightens me

>>714650969
you are not kayne west

>>714644301
Because there's hope

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>>714651484
agreed.
there is always hope.

>>714648649
lexi in what vid?

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>>714644301
Tomorrow is just another day of masturbating and vidya.
And it's a good routine I'll dedicate myself into until I probably get a job I like. Besides, I think the age of 19 is a bit too early for me.

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>>714651776
indeed, it's too early for you.
what vidya u playing currently?

>>714644301
Because I'm waiting to get roast fucked by two hot guys like the bitch in the gifs. No homo.

Actually i'm seriously considering it.

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>>714651927
Mostly CSGO, Gmod, and Explorers of Time.
Might just be a casual myself, but whatever, it keeps me busy.

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>>714651988
if you are male, then your desire cancels out the "no homo", bro.

I have no idea why, fear I guess, to afriad to die yet. Once my misery outpaces my fear I'll kill myself then

>>714644301
Because of ur GIF
Made me happy to see Caprice

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Because I don't want to make my girlfriend sad.

Cause I gotta get to work later

>>714646780
And yet here u are on /b/...

>>714645540

What if I not good at maths

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>>714652233
happy to have helped anon.
>>714652305
that's good you care about her.

Not in the mood to kill myself today.... But I will do eventually.... I swear it

>>714644301
cuz' of paroxetin

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>ywn suck these tits
feelsbadman.png

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>>714652659
>paroxetin
what's that? an anti-kill-self drug ?

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I've found a friend online that also wants to an hero, so we just talk about it like bitches instead of facing the truth. Yay!

>>714652598
Always wanted sauce on this

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>>714653007
g'luck in searching.>>714652990
congrats on the friend anon.

Suicide isnt covered in my life insurance policy

>>714644301
Source?

>>714653007
but thats a trap

>>714646771
sauce this motherfucker

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>>714655803
nobody has sauce.

>>714644301
there's a cute girl who might have sex with me

Furrycons, minecon, vidcon, and cons in general

>>714644301
Well I'm on my last options reallyx gotta drive a friend to the docs today so guess that'll stop me for the afternoon.

>>714652958
Paxil's an anti-depressant