I'm a fairly well known celebrity. I won't indicate

>>714626413
Kill yourself
Inb4 newfags take the bait and try to figure out who you're pretending to be

>>714626523
Anything I would share would just ruin my image. I wanna just fade away, not be a laughing stock. I really wanna just be able to be another face in the crowd again.

>>714626413
Do you live in New York?

>>714626675
I'll say that I live on the west coast. That's as far as I'm gonna go. That already heavily narrows down my location.

>>714626413
Go to sleep Keanu

>>714626413
Just make yourself look bad. It'll be a shit storm for about a week at most before people get bored and move on. Nobody will really care after that since you'll become a nobody like the rest of us.

>>714626735
Start doing smaller stuff. Stuff that sells less and that people don't care about until new celebrities bury your image into poop and you're forgotten.

Act in a bunch of bad movies and people will forget whatever you did to make yourself famous

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>>714626774
KEK

>>714626413
Buy a swag, come out to Australia, go into the bush with your swag, enjoy it.

>>714626413
Move to Wales

>>714626413

Pull a Rick Moranis. Become a shut-in.

Come to Switzerland. You'll be a nobody here because there are much bigger 'stars' like British royalty, actors, directors, etc and no one gives a fuck about them here so they're not going to care about some American actor or mucisician.

Are you a ginger Jewish actor?

Just don't appear anywhere stay in your house

Taylor we all know that you post here already, don't worry your secret is safe. Just stop making music and let people forget about you and move into the next thing.

>>714627161
It's true. I was at dinner in gstaad last year and roman Polanski (he's tiny) and madonna were both there at different tables and everyone just ignored them.

>>714626413
The answer is obvious: move away and/or keep a low profile. There was no need to make a thread for such a dumb question with such an obvious answer.
Therefore, I call bait.

>>714626413
Well that's not going to happen.
What you can do is start your own podcast or youtube channel and be yourself. Not your image, yourself. Then at least people will treat you like you.

>>714626413
Just gain weight. We hate to look at fatties

>>714627300
Check em also

>>714627161
They wouldn't let Oprah (she lives here now) look at some fancy purses at a store in zurich because she wasn't dressed well enough. Lol.

Stop doing porn.

>>714626413
You might want to start by not saying you're a celebrity.
Dumbass.

Just stop being an attention grabbing whore then.

Shit nigga, do you know 99% of famous people aren't bugged constantly? Only the morons who cause shit are.

Move to Africa. Nobody gives a shit about you there.

(The one thing Africans have on us)

>>714626413
I could use come cash if you want to donate

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there's an actor i've been meaning to send a letter to, in all honesty, i really want to know if you are him

>>714627891
Who are you wondering they are?

>>714627991
Jesse Eisenberg

>>714627058
No don't move to Wales, we don't want your self absorbed kind here

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>>714628093

>>714627564
Yeah, literally no one cares about Africa, Dave Chappell went there for a couple of years.

>>714628093
Yes, that's me.

>>714626413
use your fame money to start or invest in a business that is not glamorous, move away, and just live quietly until the world slowly forgets about you. Possibly move out of the country if you want where fewer people will know or care about you (depending on your level of fame)

>>714626413

Move to Australia, noone will give a fuck or even know who you are

>>714626735
>narrows down your location
>literally thousands of celebrities on the west coast
m8

>>714627161
God man I've heard the Swiss are just fucking retarded, a friend of mine was there and her and her folks had booked a table at a local restaurant. They showed up late 15 mins to a completely empty restaurant and the waitress lectured them on time keeping and demanded that they sat at the Shitty table in the corner in a completely empty restaurant. What a bunch of counts you all sound

>>714626413
Make a few shitty Mummy movies and journey to the center of the earth.

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>>714628239
But he lives in NY

>>714628469
do girls really think he is cute? not saying he isn't but he doesn't fit that typical masculine type, or does he?

>>714627161
The Swiss are autistic nazi's.

Seriously

>>714628391
You're mad because they were late? Are you a nigger or something?

In Switzerland, 5-minutes-early is considered on-time because you actually start your meeting at the correct time.

>>714626413
Kys martin shkreli

>>714628363
m8, I'd probs invite the fucker over for some snags in bread and a beer.

>>714628401
Oh man now you say it seems like nic cage has been trying to fade out for some time but with no success, like almost tw/o decades!

>>714626413

Come to Europe and get shitfaced as fuck

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You probably can't become completely normalized, people will still know who you are, and if you decide to stop giving a shit about your career you'll just end up a wash up.

Look at the fucking silver lining, though. You're probably not hurting for cash. You probably have friends and family, in addition to your fanbase, that care about you.

You can do anything you want while you're in the privacy of your own home. Get a hobby. Video games, miniature war gaming, dnd, nerd shit, fucking bonsai trees, even. Keeping up a public image probably sucks shit, and most people that consume modern media are mouth breathing fucktards, but just forget about them. You're you. You have the resources to be happier than most people.

If you really want to end your career, say some pseudo-racist banter on twitter, and the SJWs will take care of the rest.

>>714626413
Michael Cera?
Just get a job, loser.

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>>714626413

fuck it i´ll bite

did you saw

>pic related???

part of the gimmick of this fucking boring as fuck movie was that FUCKING SCARLET JOHANSON would pick up random strangers up in the street, read that again SCARLET FUCKING JOHANSON, and they wouldn't know shit about it, you just gotta move to some rural area in the middle of europe, or some other developing country and this way you fucking disappear, if you don't have facial hair, grow some, if you have long hair shave your head and that way your off the loop

props if you have enough money saved to live the rest of your life without needing a job, that way you can kill time with any minor occupation in the middle of nowhere and not worry you'll starve to death

>>714627129
>Pull a Rick Moranis. Become a shut-in.
Fuck you beat me to it. I feel that this is actually good advice. That is if you really want to become just another face. Depending on who you are it could take between 5-30 or more years.

>>714628391
This is why european waiters should work for tips.

Inb4 Louis ck
Kys

Buy a cabin on a lake. With a nice dock and boat. Eventually people won't care what happened to you. Maybe you will even recharge and want to pursue fame again in the future.

>>714626413
You can't give us more hints? It's not like anyone here would believe you anyway. Are you an actor or a musician?

>>714628602
I just think when your 15 mins late, for a leisure activity such as eating out, and then to be lectures by the waitress, who works in the service industry (hint is in the name there) in a completely empty restaurant is abit beyond.

I mean when you guys fuck do your bodies have to be at specific angles to one another, depth of thrust should only be a specific value, do not deviate from said value, with a continuous periodic motion, or a periodic motion with exponential increase, that must fit that model and not deviate from the graphical representation of the function.

Yea, you sound like autistic Nazis.

Also, your not even really a country, just a place everyone just stashed their cash for centuries so you think your a country because of that whole money power argument. Plus, that language, Swiss German or whatever it is is fucking awful and sounds ugly.

>>714628239
Are you really? ;_;

>>714629264
I'm an actress.

>>714627547
This is true. I live next to a lake, and several celebs have residences there but you wouldn't know it because they're laid back normal people. They walk around town and no one follows them.

>>714626413
Give me all your money then kys live stream cause youre a loser maggot piece of shit

>>714629448
No thank you.

Stop acting.

>>714626413
>I wouldn't say everyone knows who I am

Then you aren't a celebrity. Don't worry about becoming normal. You are.

>>714629297
It's based on mutual respect. Your friends showed a lack of respect by being late. They probably didn't even aplogize. They received the respect they deserved in return.

Niggers can't make it here because they're always late. If there's a work meeting and they're 10 minutes late we just cancel the meeting or start it without them.

Everyone I know here from lazy countries like Italy, Spain, France love working here because they don't have to deal with disrespectful niggers late for everything.

Ok not being famous you could say I dont have a grip on what its like. Buuutttt... is there some reason you cant stop doing movies/tv/comercials etc? No red carpet events, fund raisers, celeb mixers and what ever else you high class mo-fo's do?

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>>714629373
no pls be jesse

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>>714629536
Look, nobody likes you. If they did, youd love life and be smart like me, I'd use that celeb money to buy all the cocaine and hookers and have a great low-key time. So suicide is your only real option
Gif related, this is prolly the best way for you to do it. Don't forget to live stream on here

>>714626413
The best question and probably most relevant if it hadn't been asked yet, is whether or not you want to leave behind a decent legacy?

If you don't want to tarnish your image and reputation, just disappear for a few years. Move to some midwest city, buy a house and stay out of the limelight.

If you don't care about your reputation, find a b rated stinker, and audition for a role. That coupled with a scripted media event (think the crazy shit Jaoquin Pheonix did with the beard and mustache), and you'll be set.

I have some experience in this area, I'd be glad to help if you're serious.

>>714629824
I do know him, but I can assure you I am not him.

>>714629879
> "gif related"
> Shows Webm

Kill yourself.

>>714629898
I haven't any kids yet, and am kinda apprehensive towards the idea, but I do want to have at the very most 1 kid.

Hila, its okay.

>>714629931
Do you think that if I send a letter to him, he would read it? I'm not psychotically in love with him, I just really want to send him this letter.

I'll bite. If you're for real OP. Just tell everyone to fuck off.
Continue working your profession with out caring what other people think.
Perhaps donate more to good causes.
Maybe shift to investing or stocks if you got the money.
The point is, that there is nothing wrong with being famous.
It's only how you choose to be famous. Just do you, OP. The same applies to everyone.
Disappearing is only running away like a faggot, so don't be a faggot OP. Deliver and change.

Just fucking kill yourself, you bourgeoisie cunt.

Your problems are not real problems, and coming to /b/ to get the advice of misanthropic neckbeards is fucking pathetic.

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>>714626413
average citizen garb

>>714629898
I suppose I should offer the caveat, that my experience in said topic mostly springs from a military background. However, now that I think about it, it could transition well to the private sector.

OP here. I gotta go for like 15 minutes. I'm going to make some food. I hope this thread it still alive by then.

>>714630047
Are you sending your poop in the mail or something?

Just send the fucking letter. His publicist is probably who's going to read it anyway.

>>714630003

Adopt a kid. Those ones have had rough lives and often appreciate what it's like to be unhappy. Heal 2 birds with 1 stone.

>>714627526
She lives in Zurich right now?

>>714629750
I can understand if someone was mad because they were going out of their way to keep a spot reserved for the couple, but since there was little to no competition I can't figure out how or why that's disrespectful. They're offering you a service, you're paying them for that service. They aren't deserving of anymore respect than the money you're handing them to provide that service. If that happened here I would just take my business elsewhere

>>714629373
Julie andrews?

>>714630047
I guess I'll answer this real quick. He probably would. We're not like bff's or anything, but he's a cool guy. It guess it depends on the contents of the letter. If you wanna detail any of it, I'd be glad to tell you what I think.

>>714626523
/thread. Any other response is pure cancerous faggotry.
>sage

>>714630130
I didn't know you could send poop into the mail...
You're right though. Thanks.

>>714630226
>calls own response cancerous faggotry
>probably samefag

>>714630146
Off and on. Paris Hilton lives in Schwyz. For a lot of Hollywood people it's seasonal. For famous Europeans its permanent because of low taxes - Americans don't get that benefit.

>>714630003
First, read >>714630119 if you haven't already.

Good, you have no ties. Kids make walking away very difficult because you have to think about how the transition will effect them.

You have plenty of options, if you want it to work, it would be best to have someone on your side that is working with you on your plan.

Start doing your job as shitty as possible until people forget about you.
I'm too a well known celebrity, if you're coming to the new years celebration we could meet? ;)
T6

>>714630182
They were late. That's disrespectful. How can you not see that? Are you from Gabon or something?

>>714630202
I'll give it a try, why not I guess, even though this is not what you're here to talk about.
I admire him because he has OCD, and, I know he keeps it under control to some extent, I can tell, without meds and without therapy. And even so he does amazing things. He's also said that he chooses mentally disturbed character roles because that's how he actually is, or maybe he just said neurotic. So he's authentic, I love his personality. I read somewhere that when younger, he wrote letters to some basketball player about his life. That inspired me to do it.
Anyways, well, I have OCD too, and I struggle hard with it. I just wanna' say that. What do you think?

It'll be ok. Since the election has ended people are already starting to forget you and your rapist husband.

>>714630418
Disrespectful to whom? The waitress? The restaurant? They're waiting to get their hands on your money, they can wait 15 minutes.

>>714629019
In Spain they are courteous , bring everything to you including your change.

You feel very well attended to, because funnily enough they are attendants, that's their fucking job.

You don't see doctors freaking out that people aren't more injured so they can doctor more

>>714630562
He's not going to be your boyfriend, but I think he will write you back. I can't say that for certain, but I would, if I were you. Just imagine if he writes you back, and then you do keep writing each other. :)

>>714630742
Are you OP?
I don't expect him to be my boyfriend. But him writing back would be pretty amazing. Does he get a lot of letters?

>>714630003
>>714629898 here

So the more I think about it, the more I'm seeing corollaries between how this was done with the military/DoD, and what could be done on the civilian side. Even if you're not real and this is all bait, I could see a service like this actually being viable for individuals such as yourself that want to fall off the paparazzi radar.

So much so that I'm tempted to try to monetize the service. Would you consider my working as your "handler" on a pro-bono basis to see if I could use what I know to help you?

>>714630899
I am yes. I honestly don't ask others about that stuff. Remember to me, he's just a co worker. It's not like I see him in the same light as you.

THIS IS BAIT, this isnt real OP is a liar. and since its a chick TITS or GTFO this is /b/ if you want help we need tits

>>714629750
People like working there because you have a disproportionate economy compared to everywhere else in Europe as a result of having the most relaxed banking laws in the world for so long. In short Switzerland maintained the primitive society of rich remain rich poor get poorer seen everywhere.

As a result your minimum wage is like 2800 eur a month where portugal average is 300, middle of the road! That's why people love working there, for the feels of superiority and riches, I doubt very much for your culture.

fake death like alot of celebs

>>714631060
Okay, I get it. Thanks a lot, OP.
Can I ask, why do you want to have a normal life now?

>>714631060
>>714631032
I'm fairly sure you could remain anonymous throughout the process, if you're serious and interested.
I'm already putting together action plans for you in my head.

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For the newfags

Any and all celebrities that browse /b/ include:

>Taylor Swift
>Taylor Swift

and

>Taylor Swift

>>714626413
the jews have you by the balls/pussy
might as well off yourself

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CHOOSE

>>714631281
Also why post it here?

>>714631281
When you're younger, you are still nothing. You want to be something. Once you become something, it's not as easy to say you wanna be nothing, but you want to be less than what you are, and I guess I mean more. MOST people are nobodies, and that's what keeps people grounded and selfless. I realize in way over my head, and I think I can still go back. I'm not 30 yet, so maybe most of what I've gone through can still be molded or I guess unmolded.

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TITS NAO!

>>714626413
FEEL THE PAIN YOU WERE MEANT TO FEEL OR BE RETARDED IT IS UP TO YOU WHO YOU ARE THINK ABOUT YOUR VERY SOUL WHAT YOU ARE WHY YOU ARE HERE WHY ARE YOU DOWN IS IT YOUR ENVIRONMENT DID YOU EVER HAVE A CHOICE YOU STILL DO NOW KYS

>>714631471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYfNvmF0Bqw

I meant to attach this video. I go back to this a lot. This has really helped me.

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>>714630646
This is the autism riding through, like talking to a Christian, ' Oh God did it', 'yes but we split the atom', ' Oh God is just testing our faith',

'But they were late that's disrespectful', 'im only in this convenience store to buy a bottle of milk, at my convenience','yes, but you were late, that is disrespectful'.

>>714631335
Yeah we know, but there's some possibility that other celebrities have dropped in here a time or two. Not on the regular like TS does. George Clooney springs to mind.

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>>714631589

>>714631177
I'm an American that lives and works in Switzerland. Also have worked in Germany and France. Working with the Swiss is far superior to anyone else. I've come to hate working with Americans and French. Tolerate Germans. But Swiss are the best. I've really come to hate working with Americans. They work hard and long hours but get nothing done. And they're all so special.

>>714630182
Swiss guy here. You both miss the point. Swiss are not all nazis and you have to experiment a country by yourself and not judge it on a single story. And it's a stupid one. On the other hand, 15min late is realy not a problem. The waitress was an angry bitch, that's all. We are not talking about a professional meeting.

>>714630069
this

tay tay please save me..
i want to die

im going to kill myself soon

>>714631471
>>714630003
I suppose you're not interested, which is fine.

Let me ask you another honest question though, do you have any dependencies? Chemical, social, or mental? I'm willing to offer more advice, but these are things that could make it more difficult, which will require a more detailed plan to make it work.

>>714626413
its like prozac but for poor people

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Hey guise. can anyone join ?

>>714631876
Do you really believe him when he says 15 minutes? It was probably more like 30.

>>714631471
How old were you when you started acting?

>>714631798
I'm curious. Please explain the "special" remark.

>>714631973
I've had social anxiety and depression most of my life (starting at adolescence, go figure), self diagnosed, but I've listened to others who have that, and I can safely say I have them. I'm an introvert who can camouflage myself as an extrovert somewhat well, obviously since I'm in my potion, but I hate it most of the time. I know this is all my own doing, but I was in a way forced into this.

Chemical? I'm guessing you mean drugs or drinking. I've recently taken up drinking, as in drinking far more often than I ever have. I wouldn't say I'm an alcoholic yet.

>>714631981
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S DANNY DEVITO HE USES 4CHAN

>>714632219
er....position, not potion.

>>714632068
I mean like attention whores. Everything is about themselves. Not team-compatible. Everyone is a unique and special snowflake.

My wife made an American cry in a meeting. He was a recent Harvard grad and McKinsey consultant. She told him his work wasn't up to the level she would expect from McKinsey and he started blubbering and crying. Pathetic.

>>714631798
>>714631876
I was merely proving a point, I get abit arguey and devils advocate. In truth I hate lack of punctuality, I prefer people to be a place when they say at a desired time, or at least phone ahead. This was one story, anyways I worked alongside the Swiss before , I used to work in asset management industry and have to say all though you guys are arrogant, you get shit done. And if you don't know something, you admit and learn it. Something else I can't stand is people bullfighting their way through shit pretending they know, instead of admitting they don't and actually getting an idea.

It's surprising how so many people are in high tier jobs and they don't even have a modicum of knowledge.

>>714632000
Don't know, they maybe were an all bunch of faggots, the waitress included. Who knows. But I sometimes have been disapointed by the sevice I had in hostels or restaurent in my country, we are far away from our grandmother's customer services and what built the swiss hostelry reputation.

>>714626413
You know... if true, let this be a lesson in how bhudah taught that all suffering is equal. It's not correct or right to say your suffering is greater, harsher, or less than anyone else around you because you don't know what their suffering feels like to them. What you see as an easy pain could very well be the whole world to them.

HEY RICH CELEBRITY PERSON, PEE ON HERE REPORTING IN. LOOK TAKE ALL THE MONEY, FUCK THE FAME THEY'LL GET OVER YOU LOOK BEING NORMALS AIN'T SO GREAT LIKE YOU SHOULD ABUSE WHAT YOU HAVE OR USE IT TO BENFIT YOURSELF OR OTHERS

>>714632312
It's in their culture to be dramatic

>>714632219
Hmm ok. So nothing debilitating or habitual. Dependencies are pretty much like how I described children in my previous post. Being free of them will make this a lot easier.

Next question, have you full control of your finances? Do you have a money manager, and if so, do you trust him and/or occasionally track your finances to make sure s/he's not doing anything shady?

>>714632312
l like your wife lol she sounds funny l would pay to see that

>>714632552
I'm a bit of a control freak. I'm sure I have enough to last me into my "golden years". I can't see myself enjoying life at that point though, no matter how much money I had.

op doesnt have his equity card
dont think this means they can
they cant fucker

>>714632000
Lol your just making your race look worse, shucks, ' Oh do you believe him when he says 15 mins, they were likely 17.48 mins late' anyway we've had our fun with that and your autism is really stuck on that detail. The bigger picture however is what I was conveying, moving swiftly on...

>>714626599
You're not a celebrity, fuck off.

>>714631335
There's no way. Moot already called it out as samefagging once he found out that the IP wasn't hers.

>>714632626
Hmm I can see why you'd shy away from someone who would want to work with you to make this happen. I'll be honest, even if we did this anonymously, I'd expect you trust what I'm doing and to stick with the plan. That can be tough for control freaks, but I understand.

I ask because you might want to look into where you can safely squirrel away your money. Off shore accounts in Seychelles, etc, while keeping some spending money available to you locally.

>>714626413
One letter. Just give us one letter of your name.

>>714632828
I haven't told any friends, any family members about this. They wouldn't back me up. I'd become a nobody if I could, and have nobody in turn.

>>714632863
But then what will she call herself? Ennifer?

>>714632626
Are you Emma Roberts?

>>714632904
you're fucing stupid and self centred you think everyone cares abut you coz ur famous no1 gives a fuck you loser you care about what they think and they'll sell you like the golden trash you are to fill their own pockets. you let them dictate ur life you weak peasant. turn off your screen

>>714629750
Jesus fucking Christ the autism comment was true

>>714626774
Underrated post

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>>714633000

>>714632987
Why would you say that? Some hint?

>>714632973
kek

>>714632626
You want to be untraceable. Much like how certain board members of corporations are invisible. Depending on the level of your paparazzi, could definitely determine how deep you'd have to bury yourself to become untraceable. Any small time private investigator and/or investigative journalist knows how to pull strings to track people down via purchases, phone numbers, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if tmz has some PI's on staff.

>>714632904
That's a good thing. Being an introvert also helps, as you'll be less likely to go out among people to get your energy, which will make falling off the grid even easier (without some constant physical need to be around people). It will also make it easier to disappear when the time comes.

Honestly could be Lorde, rumors say she posted songs on 4chan long before she became popular. Doubtful tho

>>714632904
>>714633200
I guess I should have asked your paparazzi level instead of just pondering it. Without giving yourself away, how intensely would you say they try to cover you?

>>714633207
twitter.com/lorde/status/430186358930292736?lang=en

>>714633132
Not really. It just came to mind outta' the blue. So are you Emma?
Anyway, whoever you are, do you browse this site often?

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>>714626413
I seriously hope you kill yourself. That way, if you are famous it would be on the news and we wouldn't have to feed your bullshit ego. This picture should teach you how to create a noose. Now be a good little Hollywood puppet and do as your told.

>>714633371
You're*

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>>714626413
Within the next decade there will be a certain type of surgery that will render things such as botox pointless. This "surgery" will burn your facial skin cells and alter your face to reform its structure into whatever 3-d printed style you'd prefer. Of course this method of 3-d printing your own face would be amazingly helpful for deformities, and burn victims, it'll still be put into question about those who'd abuse it. That being said, sorry pal. I dunno. The best I can say is, drink lemonade and eat a good burger. Seriously, a good burger is delicious. If anyone wants to talk about burgers, add my steam. I like burgers. No I'm not fat. No, I haven't eaten a burger in a long time. I'm too lame to go outside. If only one could order a burger from home.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YugureYowane/

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>faggots actually falling for this

>>714626413
lets be friends OP :)
failing that come to new zealand - isnt that where everybody goes to disappear?

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>>714633457
I raise your bait with fate to reply.

>>714633360
I've been lurking and posting here and there for the past 8 years. Let's just say not mostly on /b/.
>>714633333
Nice quints. I guess I should give a good answer for this then. Let's just say going out into a big city, I would get noticed and harassed.
>>714633360
I wish.

>>714633478
I saw that. You know that I did

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>>714626413
hey there taylor

>>714633525
Let me guess. You played a bad guy and people dislike you not taking into account you just played a role, and such roll that it did not pertain to your personality whatsoever.

>>714633525
You wish huh? Why?

>>714633672
How'd you spell role correctly, and use the wrong roll in the same sentence? Oh wait, I dunno. I'm the same person who is being replied to.

>>714626599
Fuck off Adam Sandler, you did this to yourself

>>714633751

>>714633525
then go and do it, go in the city keep doing who cares, nobody cares about you l could kill your fame in a day, just turn off all your screens and don't commit to the beast system. you want to be normal hahhahahahahaha

>>714633706
She's beautiful and charismataic in a way I could never approach.


It's not an exciting answer and probably everyone else's. Who doesn't want to be a beautiful girl? People will love you, even if they pretend to sometimes just for sex, they still want to love and protect you.

Hayden pannettiere

>>714627161
yeah but come to the french speaking part,we're less autistic and more open minded

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>>714626599
I hope we find out who you are, because if you really are famous. I swear I will make sure everyone knows what a lame cucklord you are.

>>714633525
LOL thanks. I hardly ever get dubs, much less trips of quints. The fact that I might be helping you in some small way makes it that much better. However, your response tells me its going to be that much harder to make you untraceable.

Ok, next set of questions. Ready?
Physical assets. Do you own any property? A house, land, business? Do you have any overly expensive cars or other types of high value items associated with celebrity lifestyle?

>>714633333
Wasted

>>714626413
Are you retarded

If you have the money, lay off any people you owe like agents or whatever then stop working. Just stop taking work. Wait a few months or a year living real low key then try get a real job

>>714633979
I think it goes without saying, but of course. How much would I be willing to give out to /b/ here? I don't know. I would gladly if I could somehow give all those expensive things I bought, away. I didn't earn them. Not in a good way.

>>714633979
l got none of those HAHAHHAAH L WANNA BE FAMOUS TELL ME HOW SO I CAN OWN STUFF

>>714633808
I never imagined her as charismatic.
Is it hard to become a famous actress? I'm kind of giving up on that shit and thinking about getting a biology degree or something.

Look, if you want to be one of the crowd. The just simply act like it. Be cool, don't be flashy. Just politely decline pictures with people and just have fun with the normies. Shit I'll be your homie and we can drive around smashing mail boxes with baseball bats

People love an epic failure.

If you just keep living a normal, happy life but drop off the radar people will forget you very quickly.

>>714631981
holy shit its devito

What would happen if people found out you go on 4chan?

>>714634178
If I could tell myself in the past, I would get a degree in STEM. You actually get to learn valuable things, and make a good amount of money, without making so much it doesn't matter anymore.

tl;dr get the biology degree

>>714634093
Oh, I'm not probing to find out who you are. No, in fact at this point I'd rather you stay anonymous. Nor am I propositioning you for any of said items. I'm trying to determine how difficult it would be and what kind of plan you'd need to do what it is you want to do. I'm basically running down the kind of checklist we used when I did this in the military.

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>>714626413

>>714626774
TOPKEK

>>714626413
you sold your soul to the beast system and there is no going back, you willingly participated and will be dealt with upon the hour.

>>714634298
If I did "work" with you on this "plan", you'd know who I was, and you'd go running to others and say you know me. They wouldn't believe you of course, but once you showed you talked to me, they would.

>>714634280
Nice advice.
Well, it isn't too late for you to get a degree in STEM still, is it? What board do you frequent?

Robert Kazinsky said he got a lot of shit in the streets because of his character on east enders, and what helped him get through it playing Warcraft because he was anonymous but still had community.
Game more. Use an accent if your voice is distinctive.

>>714626413
Anna Kendrick?

>>714626413
Go back to Africa dave Chappelle, you're just another nigger over there.

All you'd have to do is drop your agent and quit the business. Go work at CVS and hate your decision for the rest of your life.

Is there such thing as the illuminati?

Just tell us who you are OP, we won't believe you anyway.

>>714626413

Move to Australia. Nobody here gives much of a shit about celebrities. I've met lots through friends in show biz and they're all pretty normal apart from the few severe narcissists you're always going to get. Famous actors go about their business here without mobs gathering to gawk.

>>714634424
I'm already in my mid 20s. You seem like you're somewhere in early 20s/late teens. That's the best time. I'd have the degree, the associates, or is it bachelors, in 4 years. Almost 30 by then. Life in your 20s starts to pick up quick, so do what you can right now before it really is too late and you are set in your ways. I think it does have a lot to do with the wiring of the brain not being fully completed until 25. Like, there's still a lot that can change up until you're 25. I'm a layperson. I honestly have no reason to be talking about this. I'm a dumb bitch.

OP you sold your soul to the beast system, you should have thought about this, enjoy your earthly riches, you can try to go back but watch what created you destroy you as has happened with many celebrities.

>>714634575
You asked about the board too. Sorry.
I'd go to /a/ and /jp/ most of the time. Not so much anymore.

>>714634093
>>714634298
To that end, getting rid of those assets would make it harder, because again, you'd have to do so in a way that is either difficult to trace, or doesn't throw up any flags about what you're planning to do.

>>714634385
Which is why I'd prefer you remain anonymous.
I understand and respect your sense of skepticism. This is /b after all, and believing that someone might genuinely trying to help is on par with someone saying their celebrity and needs help. Yet here we are. I am taking you at face value, if anything because this could be a great trial run for a service for others who want to disappear.

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>>714626413
>I wanna become normal again. What do I do?

We can't show you how to be normal, because none of us really know. But if you're willing to become far more potentially weird than you ever imagined, we can teach you how to be...Anonymous.

>>714634673
>great trial run
Well, where does this all begin then?

>>714634600
>>714633000
>>714633800
>>714634377
>>714634600

>>714629931
Sounds like something Jesse would say

if you are a known american , consider your life a failure, nothing good came out of america in years

>>714634636
I'm 23. How much longer are you staying here? I've got lots of things to ask.

>>714634673
Sorry for the poor grammar. I'm eating and typing at the same time. I'm trying to keep this professional.

>>714634753
Well, unlike what I did for the DoD, I'd have to think there would need to be an NDA in place. For me, should I ever actually learn your identity, not to expose you in any way. For you, should my services be an asset for you, not to expose me or the service so the secrecy remains intact.

>>714634753
Bear with me, I never thought to apply all this to the civilian side, so it's not like I have a website or anything. I'd be willing to offer you an email address, I'd strongly advise you to create a throw away email to protect your privacy until such time, if ever, you feel comfortable to use a more permanent one.

>>714634997
I just got 2 Four Loko's and a bag of Funyuns, and sitting in an unlit room with only the light of my monitor. I'm in a pretty happy state. I don't see myself leaving for awhile.

>>714635080
This still leaves me skeptical, but I'm willing to listen.

>>714635080
Hey everyone look, its question guy creeping again.

Sigh, you have literaly no proof /b/ yet you are taking the bait so easily

>>714634636
Hey OP, I'm 24 living in Australia, working a job everyone thinks I should be really thankful for, but really hate. I'm not well known like you, but feel I can't act freely upon what I want to do without the weight of everybody's judgement on my shoulders. I'm currently avoiding study for an exam I need to take next week.

If you want to compare notes on personal grief and pity, I love a good chat. I've also spent a fair stint in luxury retail, so we can talk watches if you have any kind of interest in that. Send me an email, would be more fun than the Netflix I've got on. [email protected]

> My name is not Dave Trenton

>>714635172
Understandable. You'd be the first person I've done this for that I didn't have direct contact with. However you'd also be the first person who's life wouldn't be endangered if this all got screwed up. So there is that.

When I say NDA, obviously I mean it would have to be signed and notarized, so it would be legally binding. I promise you, I certainly can't afford a civil suit from someone in your tax bracket. However, it behooves me to be as professional as possible so that perhaps I might gain other clients.

>>714635393
As genuine and empathetic as you may be, you still have to look at this from my point of view. Your words are empty. They are just empty promises from my perspective. They may not be, how would I prove otherwise to myself?

You're an attention whore bitch. Fuck off already

>>714626774
/thread

>>714627161
In Switzerland everybody is nobody!

>>714635080
>not to expose me or the service
So you want an NDA that prevents your clients from advertising your service?
Oh, I think I get it. It's so you can charge more cash for your services, since your clients won't get credit from advertising you. It still seems like a strange business model, unless you're extremely confident that many celebrities want to disappear, and that they will somehow pay attention to your independent advertising which would be unverifiable by design.

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>>714633751
>soundofsilence.webm

You are not different from them... no matter what they have told you. You were just the golden sheep. Try to become normal, l dare you.

>>714635108
If you've been here for 8 years you will know not to trust >>714635393
Anyways.
How old were you when you started acting? What do you wanna' do when you become 'normal'? What was the toughest thing you've had to do? I often daydream about being an actress myself, and the degree I'm getting is in medicine. It might seem obvious that the better choice is medicine but I often feel like a misfit there. I've been planning to just put up videos on YT of me playing some songs and maybe forming a band, I won't lie, I do want to get attention, but I also have a fucking lot of things to say. You seem nice too, and you can't be too dumb if you've been doing something like that, as in, you probably know a lot more about social relations and all that jazz than all of us here.

>>714626413
Kik? I'd like to talk about this anon with you but I got a client meeting soon and need sleep

>>714626413
Go to a live interview and tell the people how mich the Jews suck.
The jewish controlled media will make you unfamous.

Is it true that I need to suck Jewish cock to be an actor?

pls respond

>>714635495
Of course, I acknowledge that. All my questions have been centered around making this work. Frankly this whole exchange, and the idea of turning this into something I can make a living at, is beneficial to me regardless of whether or not you are what you say you are. I have no desire to turn sycophant on you, for what it's worth. Which is why I've tried to stay professional and follow a path of logic that would make sense.

>>714635660
Granted I've not necessarily thought through all the particulars of doing this for civilians, but an NDA that protects the clients is beneficial for both of us. I've honestly no clue how many celebrities would like to do such a thing. Until you mentioned it, I hadn't even thought about gouging them for my services either. I wouldn't mind being comfortable, or maybe a little better than comfortable, but who wouldn't? I don't think I have it in me to take advantage of someone though.

>>714626413
Throw away your passport and go to Germany as a Refugee.

>>714635867
>How old were you when you started acting
I was in my late teens.
> What do you wanna' do when you become 'normal'
What I was doing before, worrying about money, of course not that part alone, but being able to go around and not arouse attention. I don't deserve this.
>What was the toughest thing you've had to do?
Not sure what you mean here really. You'd need to be more specific. Please.
>feel like a misfit there.
I've always felt out of place anywhere, anything I've done. For me, I can only speak for myself, finding that place where you feel not like a misfit is like chasing a magic dragon.
>but I also have a fucking lot of things to say.
YouTube is fine for that. You can be popular, but not so popular you are a celebrity. Hell, is pewdiepie even considered a celebrity? maybe he is with 50 mil subs. Idk, but most people on YT can still have "normal" lives and still have a following. So they get that attention they crave but still can walk to the store and not be hassled.

>>714626413
Burn ALL of your money.
If you are poor, NOBODY will care about you anymore.

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>>714636075
>>714636075

Is it true that I need to suck Jewish cock to be an actor?

PLS FUCKING RESPOND I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW PLS RESPOND OR THIS IS FUCKING BAIT AND ILL KILL MYSELF

>>714636110
If you're not a troll, here's my perspective: There is more to life than meets the eye, what we define as reality may not really be reality at all.

In 100 years, you and I will cease to exist, and we will be forgotten with time, don't you believe there is more to life than that? Don't you believe your life actually means something?

Religion and spirituality is the key, being devoted is even harder, but what you seek is there. Look into Islam.

>>714626413
Fuckin taking the bait here m8, but the Hell is a celeb doing on 4chan?

>>714635867
He's probably right. It is wise to remain skeptical, and untrusting. You have a lot to lose currently, and even more to lose if this doesn't go right. I'm going to save this thread, and start culling together the information you've told me thus far so I can figure out the best way to make this happen. I'll give you a throw away email to contact me with, but even if you don't, this is good practice should I actually get someone else who needs this service. At this point, I can definitely say there will be some need for subterfuge on your part, and it won't happen overnight. We'll set things in motion, get our pieces on the chessboard so that when you do "disappear", you'll be in a good spot to live comfortably and safely in your new environment.

>>714636479
The fact that I'm still here kinda proves I find some meaning. I've had many moments where I think, I could end it, and I'd have no more memories, problems, nothing ever again. Sleeping forever. I don't buy into spirituality or any religions.

>>714636110
>I don't deserve this.
Do you mean you get harassed, or low self esteem and feel you achieved things more by luck than deserved effort?

you sold your soul to the beast system and must accept what comes with that. interpret that properly don't you understand? Look, you belong to them now and they'll use your name, frankly if you're speaking to me, you're pretty much about to get completely fucked with.

>>714636561
I've always had low self esteem, even before receiving attention, and when I do, it's not because of me, it's because of what someone thinks of me. Usually a false pretense. Just imagine a rumor being started about you, but it didn't go away. Everyone was poking fun at you. People don't give a fuck about me. They give a fuck about what I stand for, and it's usually wrong.

>>714627300
you forgot the exclusive nudes for her /b/rothers

1st:

look for a normal job. Start there. In a couple of months press will forget about you.

2nd. You have a lot of money. Send it to a poor unemployed fag who volunteers in food Banks in his city, If you don´t know what to do with your fame money I will use to to survive (paypal.me/CaptainJF)

Or:

Take all your money. Buy a house in a lost town from Europe. Live it quietly.

>>714636261
this.

>>714636479
>Look into Islam.

Even killing yourself would be a better option.

>>714636543
whoops that was meant for >>714635495

I'm sure you know what witsec is, so I suppose you could think of this as CelebSec.

celebrityprotectionservice AT gmail.com
When, or if, I hear from you I'll reach out to a contract attorney to have the NDA/contract drawn up and I'll send to you for review.
Considering this would be my first civilian experience, it would be pro-bono, but if you want to tip, I won't say no.

>>714626413
Maybe go to college - some celebs have done that and it helped tone things down for them.

Or just embrace what you have and try to make the world a better place. Volunteer at soup kitchens to try to inspire others. Go to hospitals. Go to refugee camps. Find some cause and use it to bring meaning to your empty life.

>>714636261
this will actually help.

>>714626523
/thread.

97 suckers...

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Kyle Ren?

>>714635495
>>714635495

It just occurred to me that it might be wise should you actually do this, whether with my help or not, to seek some counseling once your set up in your new area. Adjusting to such a new and different lifestyle might be more difficult than you think, even if you do want it.

>>714637298
50 suckers and 50 connoisseurs of well crafted LARPing.

>>714637398
You'e*

Geez, I must be getting tired. I had planned to pull an all nighter, but I'm not so sure right now.

>>714637450
LOL

YOU'RE*!!! Yep, time for bed.

>>714635689
what anime is this, please?

>>714636667
Will you be happy leaving the misconceptions as your legacy even if you manage to fade from public life?
Or would it be better to improve your image beforehand? Maybe do some indie stuff and slowly wind down.

>>714637606
I don't care about my legacy. How much of that is even determined by myself really? I know that sounds weird, but people will think what they want, right?

I wanna fade.

>>714626413
keep fighting thee good fight sammy boy

>>714636965
But isn't that what (radical) Islam is all about?

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>>714626413
Just answer me this. Should I get an AS of just work some shitty dead end job?. I say this because I'm 26 introverted, I don't like socializing unless I completely have to. I've worked various jobs, some fun, others not so much. I live in Washington state.

>>714626413
Move to West Virginia unless your nigger. If you are then go back to Africa.

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>>714632656
>swiss
>a race
i don't think you should be lecturing people when you don't even know basic shit you stupid faggot.

>>714637776
Is this the same girl talking about getting a biology degree? If not, are you still here? I've enjoyed talking with you.


>AS of just work some shitty dead end job?

Get the fucking degree while you still can, while you are still somewhat young and motivated. I'm a little younger than you, so this seems bizarre saying, but I've observed people don't really change anything about themselves past a certain point. They stay the same until the grave.

>>714626413
Go to some european country like czech or poland and live normal live, and when somebody ask you about being celebrity just deny it you fucking faggot.

>>714637606
>>714637730
That's a better answer than you gave me when I asked the same thing. Good to know.

>>714637950
Can' tell if sarcastic, but yeah I can't help but feel I'm just reiterating my same point over and over which is "poor me" in a nutshell.

>>714637586
Black Rock Shooter

Contact me [email protected]

>>714638032
Not being sarcastic. My first question and first response were genuine, but that answer gives me more insight.
Well, you have my email address. Some people talk, others do. The balls in your court.

>>714638173
I've talked with so many people here in this thread, I can't even keep track. Please repost the email.

>>714638230
>celebrityprotectionservice AT gmail.com

It's cheezy I know.

Try not to get arrested/thrown out by security/kicked off flight etc. Normal people can do that, but everyone loves seeing a former celebrity like that.
So no meth, and keep the drinking under control. Have at least 2 days off a week.

OP here. Thanks for taking a bait. I may not be a celebrity, but I got to feel like one for a few hours. It was a great night.

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>>714627058
Move to New South Wales

>>714629297
The Swiss actually have three national languages: German, French, and Italian, the Swiss versions of which all sound bastardized.

>>714628389
>thousands of celebrities

are there even that many celebrities?

>>714626413
Screech?

>>714638032
>>714638230
>>714638300

You do realize I'm the one offering you the service, correct?

I'm another celebrity who wants to stop making obscene money for doing nothing and having good looking women give me cocaine to have sex with them. I really just want to work at WalMart and live the shittiest life possible until I die from cancer at 35. Naturally the best way of doing that is to post on an Internet pedophile channel and ask the perverts there so, guys, how do I become unpopular?

Shia LeBouef

>>714639676
This service really works. At least 20 girls have disappeared without a trace after contacting him over the internet.

>>714639831
Cute, but there will be lawyers involved, on both sides.

>>714639831
Lol. Is it question guy? I thought someone killed him.

>>714631471
im afraid, that trying to go back to being no one, will get you more famous. You will be known as the actor who dissappeared, and you will prob be more recognized

Have you ever seen a thread about yourself on /b/?

>>714626413
Hey Skrelli, how's life?

Does starting celeb threads on b with your own pictures help raise your Q score? How many other actresses do you know do it?

>>714626413
>waaaah I'm such a narcissists I stand in front of cameras all day and don't really work but make
More money than people who work harder than I do
>waaahhhhh why won't people leave me alone

Kill yourself you faggot

>>714626413
Hey Seth. Welcum back fag

It seems a shame to let the thread die in the 290's.
So, RPing aside, actress who started in her late teens, mid 20's now, no degree, partly feels forced into it so overbearing parents possible, weeaboo, introverted, on the bad end of some gossip.

RE ROLL

fuck you then you're trash and can add being a liar to things you also are

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL

111 and we all get pussy

>>714643099
saved

>>714643099
What does that get us?

and that was the end of OP's little faggot bitch on 4chan where all the faggots gathered to listen to some faggot bitch

>>714643099
It gives us Donald J Trump

re rolling

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>>714643222

dubs have now been released

>>714636752
Third option sounds actually pleasant

>>714643274
88

rollerino

3333

thanks op cant wait to use this as bait in the future

Quick, take screenshots for when the anon gets arrested for disappearing a famous actress into his basement.

gonna come rape you bitch

HI MY NAME ARE KIM KARDASHIAN AND I ARE WORRIED ABOUT KANYE HE LOST HIS SHIT SINCE TRUMPET WON NOW I GOT NO BBC HELP ME I ARE KIM KARDASHIAN 4CHIN

Move to Boston no one gives two fucks about celebs ovah heeah

re rolling

714643704
rolling for

>>714643710
kekekekerekek 54

Rolling for prime number

rolling for 33

>>714643826
re roll