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I'm a bit drunk, I'm horny, I'm chubby, and I

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I'm a bit drunk, I'm horny, I'm chubby, and I like crossdressing. Posts ending in 8 tell me what to do other than showing face.
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>>714623889
Gape that ass
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>>714623889
Fist asshole
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spit on chest and post pics
unless you're a hairy bastard above the waist
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>>714624028
>>714624028
>>714624028

Do it
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>>714623889
Shave, you fucking gorilla
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>>714624028
after that, webm of riding your favorite toy.
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>>714624028
fuuuuuck I don't think i can do that, this plug is the biggest thing ive ever taken. I'll upload a pic of it outside of me and as many fingers inside as I can.
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>>714624092
i am
>>714624106
lol no that takes effort
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>>714624175
sure. if I get an 8 again, show gape.
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OP bailed?
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as much as i could get inside, i'm a weakling. honestly surprised i could fit up to the upper knuckles, lube and alcohol are powerful forces
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gape pic to help make up for not being able to fist myself
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>>714624584
it takes time to take pics man, being drunk doesn't help. captchas are hard right now.
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bump because i'm still drunk and horny
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>>714623889
wine through penis hole
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>>714625812
lol roll
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>>714625812
just drank all my wine anyway, sorry

half a bottle of beringer white zinfandel, tastes likes cherries. delicious.
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>>714626108
that's an 8, anything you wanna see?
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>>714623889
kys
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>>714626237
cum outside your house
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>>714626443
a combination of being an anal slut and having a very difficult time orgasming whilst drunk makes that unlikely, much as I'd like to jizz in my backyard. Sorry. you should choose something else. I want to fulfill requests but some things I just won't be able to do.
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go into your front/back yard in nothing but lace panties
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>>714626839
rolling for this
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>>714626839
i'll do this if i can keep my stockings/sports bra on
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>>714627088
ok faggot
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>>714627088
okay, make a webm of it and stay out there till someone sees you, post results
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>>714623889
Find a cat/dog and fuck it in the ass
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>>714627155
nobody is awake this late and fuck going into the front yard, i'm not that drunk. also i don't know how to make wembs... but even when OP is a faggot he's not a faggot, so lace panties in the backyard will happen, give me like 3-4 minutes
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>>714627372
pussy
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>>714623889
shove a beer bottle up your ass
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post feet
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>>714627484
roll
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Shoe on head
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>>714627532
i'll do this anyway in a second

not into foot fetishism myself but i know some people really like it

preference on stockings/bare feet?
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>>714627484
rolling
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>>714627484
rolling for this
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>>714627484
do it fag
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>>714627703
bare soles
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best panties i have, trim is lace but not super visible here

>>714627456
lol whatever, i'm the one posting pics of my drunk ass, i'm not gonna do things unrealistic
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>>714627833
how is it unrealistic? public is best
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>>714627831
just for you anon <3

i don't care who you are, i just want you in my ass right now
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>>714628074
i'm not going to ruin my reputation with my family, friends, and work be being caught outside in a skirt, bra, and panties. even when i'm drunk i know that that's a bad idea.
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Suck that buttplug clean.
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>>714628091
have kik princess?
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>>714628275
roll
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>>714628275
rolling for this
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>>714628283
kik is Salchonic

send me a message and tell me about how much you want to fuck me :3 i need a new daddy to share pics with

honestly though i'm chubby and a bit hairy. if i could find a daddy who liked that i would be a very happy slut.
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>>714628366
gonna wait for an actual 8 to do this one. pretty glad i douched before hand now. D:
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>>714628275
re
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>>714628366
Lets go ^^^
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>>714628467
if you're gonna be my little slut i need you 24/7 available
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>>714628275

yessssssssss
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puta glass jar up ur ass
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>>714628709
i can't stop mentioning that i'm drunk

because of this, i'm being very realistic. i go to college and work 25-30 hours a week. I will not be available 24/7. I will, however, send pics and do generally horny things when possible if you're interested in me. I'll do my best.
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>>714628275
>>714628527

Slurp on that buttplug and pretend it's my fat dick that just pumped your chubby ass full of cum.

You wanna be an anal slut, you better start loving the taste of butthole.
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>>714628877
hooooooly shit that narrow miss

>>714628767
if you guys tell me how to make a webm and enough people want it i'll do it
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>>714629072
Do it
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>>714629072
google it princess, do it for daddy
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>>714629255
just googled, might take a little bit

downloading xmedia recode now
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>>714629424
Rolling for you to kiss it in the webm
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>>714629072

Photos are fine, just get a taste for it slut. You can always go back for more.
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>>714629493
roll
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>>714623889
roll for dick grip
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photo to hold you over while i process the vid
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>>714629677

Nice. Get lots of spit and keep working your hole. Do you precum any?

Would also be cool to see you slap the wide end of the plug against your hole a bit.
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>>714628877
roll
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>>714629677

how's it taste?
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sorry about the length, never used this software before, had to split the vid in half to get below the 2mb limit

this vid makes me look terrible :P
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pt 2
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>>714630267
like black licorice, this butt plug is weird
>>714629969
that sounds hot, but i'm not totally sure what you mean. clarify?
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>>714630288

DOUBLE EIGHTS

It was ment to be.

Also, you're fucking amazing.
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>>714630323
Now just use a fat cock instead
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>>714630379

Just tap it against your hole, like I just pulled out and I'm shaking the last drops out.
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>>714630390
:3 thank you!
>>714630404
my fuck buddy isn't available :(
>>714630513
incoming webm
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>>714623889
You're all literally fapping to a hairy baboon in womans underwear.

You've said you're not gay before? this proves what ever speculations you have about your sexuality
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>>714630656

Who said we aren't gay?
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pic until vid comes
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>>714630740
99% of the people on 4chan
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>>714630824

love the plug under the panties
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I'm rapidly sobering up and I'm all out of booze :(

hopefully sober me is slutty enough to keep going
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>>714631047
so do i lol

looks good, feels VERY good
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Any toys besides the plug?
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>>714631053

Fucking hot seeing it pop out.
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>>714631168
it's an 8!

old pic of me with my David from Bad Dragon
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>>714631168
>>714631251
aaaaand David knotted inside of me <3

i really like cotton panties...
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>>714631309

Cute :D
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>>714631639
:3 i like you

and that's all the qualification needed to get you inside of my ass :P
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>>714631309
want a bf baby?
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>>714631767
yes :P

i could definitely stand to get fucked more. also could stand to get drunk more, this is very fun. i need to get fucked while drunk.

if you're into chubby crossdressers who should probably shave more, i'm your guy :P
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Op, *sigh*
Serious question.. will you be disgusted with yourself in the morning? Or whenever.. because this is fucking gross brother.
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>>714631937
oh please dont shave my love. i like how you look
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>>714631937
i am into neither of those things but for you i would make an exception :^>
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Rolling
>kill yourself if I roll a 8
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>>714623889
If you're showing off your butt in a sissy manner, it is CRITICAL that you have ass and legs shaved. Pref whole body (but small bush around dick is acceptable).

I mean, I enjoy assplay as much as the next retard, but if anyone is gonna be up my ass (only women up until this point, I like pegging, and I wouldn't rule out sex with a guy I just prob wouldn't seek it out and they'd have to make the first move) it's critical that it's shaved or else it just looks dirty. And no one wants to get up a butt that looks dirty.
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>>714632027

So do you usually click on threads of boys with buttplugs out of concern?
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>>714631937
I think you're super cute, not usually my type though.
Also if you have any cum lube, I think it'd be hot to just cover your cock, ass and balls with cum lube.
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>>714632027
Serious response, I'm sobering up just a little and this is 100% real.

I'll be just a little ashamed. I'll look at the sharpie on my ass and realize I went a bit overboard. Eventually though, when I get horny again, I'll get turned on by it.

I know I'm not what most people on 4chan find appealing. I know I'm not even close to cut out to be trap material. I know that I'm too hairy, too fat, etc.

But still, it's what turns me on. Brief bursts of exhibitionism that I can look back on fondly. Occasionally, I meet someone I can share some dirty pics and fun times with (looking at you, >>714632041 ).

I'm not the most desirable person on here. Not even close. I'm here because I like showing off, for my own pleasure, and because I always hope that someone, just one person, might be into me.
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>>714632213

He doesn't have to shave, that's just your personal preference. Cute boys can have fuzz.
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>>714632286
caaaaaan do. I prefer the clear lube, but I have an unopened bottle of cum lube that came with David. I'll post a pic shortly.
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>>714632319
Judging by quite a lot of responses in this thread I think you have more than "just one person" into you.
Also if you're into make-up wearing; I'd love to throat fuck you and let your make up just ruin and run down your face.
Ruining cute whores like you is always fun.
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>>714632466
it tends to tickle the penis which only adds to the pleasure of fucking a guy in the ass
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>>714632319
hes just jealous princess, you know im jacking with your webms
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Can you dress up in heels and pantyhose?
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>>714632319

There's no reason to be ashamed OP, it's harmless fun. And there's plenty of people into your type.

I used to do this stuff all the time when I was in college.

Just be careful of showing too much of your face.
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>>714632494
holy shiiiiiit that sounds hot <3

I have lipstick but that's all, unfortunately

>>714632617
i don't have heels, but I'll put on pantyhose after the cum lube pic
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>>714632749
Thats the beauty of that fetish my sweet.
Cheap make-up runs the best, also only had it happen once but seeing smeared red-lipstick on my cock is just pure ecstasy.
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plug back in <3
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>>714633025
>>714633042
And saved.
Perfect for fucking and just cumming all over.
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pantyhose perfect my pink-pantied plugged posterior
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>>714633306
fuuuuck forgot the image because i'm a stupid slut :P
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>>714633103
knowing that you're jacking off to me and wishing you were cumming inside of me is amazing <3

let me know if there's anything specific you want to see
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>>714633345
Oooh to tear a hole in those, pull your panties to the side and just fill your tight ass would be such a pleasure.
>>714633434
I'm just enjoying you as you are, but if it's possible for a webm of you knotting your David and pulling it out with a satisfying pop, then I would easily cum to it.
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>>714633605
let me see what I can do <3
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pic to hold you over

my plug has stretched me enough that David basically just slides right in, knot and all

still feels fucking incredible though
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>>714634088
Holyshit you're hot as fuck.
Though I'm more than sure you need a real cock to fill you and fuck you properly.
Plus you can stop yourself if you can't take anymore pleasure.
I know for a fact; I wouldn't.
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https://webmshare.com/OVXJa

this one has sound, but beware, the quality is extremely shit.

I am now basically completely sober. Turns out I'm just a slut.

Again, if you want to see more of me after tonight: Kik is Salchonic. I love showing off to people when I'm in the mood.
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now I look at it though, I am really liking the writing on my ass <3

it's like a tramp stamp telling me I was a total slut on 4chan and couldn't control myself.
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>>714634341
The quality is good enough for me to cum to, thats for sure.
And I don't really use kik, but I'll certainly save your name onto my desktop for the future.
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should I come back to 4chan in the future? This is the first time I've done something like this and it went much better than I expected.

glad to see people are enjoying my pantied ass even when there are such high quality traps on here all the time :)
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>>714634627
Not a huge load as it's my second in a few hours, but I think you should come back in the future, was certainly fun watching you enjoy it as much as we did.
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>>714634851
still looks good enough to wish it was inside of me <3

i'll definitely come back in the future then :P
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one final webm of me fucking myself under my panties because I love you all <3
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>>714623889
Ewwwwww why are you doing this
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