>ITT: We post poor vidya descriptions and have others guess

Rocket League.

>>714601028
Cave Story?

>two buttons
>narrator with crappy Chinese accent
>kung-fu simulator

>>714601270
ye

>>714601028
Undertale?

>>714601511
One finger death punch

>>714601028
cave story

yep

>>714602030
>>714601826
forgot to link

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>two losers die
>lizards make them one
>wake up
>talking sword and flying rat
>fight giant racist lion

>ending is blue explosions, red explosions or green explosions

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>purge the galaxy of xenos

>>714602808
Warhammer

>>714603055
No. I'll give you a hint. Paradox

>be space engineer
>find mining colony
>get spooked
>kill things

>>714603381
Dead space?

>>714603381
MARIO KATY 8

>>714601028
>be
>cant talk
>can stand on a horse
>seek enemies

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>Nobody in building
>Narrator
>Disobey narrator
>Narrator is fucking pissed unless you cooperate
>Fucking infinite endings

>>714604118
obv stanley parable

>get brainwashed
>numbers
>kill people
>end game

>>714604118
Stanley parable

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>>714602115
Ashes...to Ashes...

>tfw no sequel because everyone discredits it as furshit despite it actually being a pretty solid game.

>get exploded
>Become battery
>Fight battery from future
>2 endings

>>714604118
I didn't even play it but that's obviously The Stanley Parable.

>>714604534
Infamous

>>714604534
Infamous

>be prince
>brother is a cunt
>gather allies
>revolt
>defend castle

>am I good or am I bad?
>blue cunt thinks he's faster than me
>guns
>I AAMMMMMMM

>oh damn, big tittygirl was just an illusion by best girl
>BEST GIRL HAS A DICK???
>furrychick doesn't want me in her realm?!

>ninja
>cut things apart
>big ant guy
>cut it apart
>fight guy
>rip heart out

>>714604954
Mephiles the Darkhog

>>714604030
shadow of the colossus.

here's one for you faggots

>start game as a nigger
>kill really happy enemies
>you're actually like half a dozen other people
>nigger kills himself at the end
>you weren't actually the nigger or maybe you were who knows

>>714605070
I REALLY wanna know what this is...

>>714605118
But...he says the horse's name...I thought the same thing but, he can talk...

>>714604954

Shadow the Shittyvideogamehog

>>714605118
Call of Nigger 2 Modern Welfare?

>>714605182
oh yeah you're right

>deep web
>protagonist is addicted to touching little girls
>everyone is mutant
>is drug addict

>>714605099
Kek

>>714605118
Ye

>>714605327
You faggot he calls out the horse's name.

>>714605309

Bioshock...

>Japan
>rollerblades
>graffiti

>be cardboard box
>suddenly ninjas
>guy pisses himself
>destroy giant robot
>dramatic getaway
>videos of nature

>>714605242
no, here's another hint though

>the plot involves a death cult in japan rigging US elections to ensure that war breaks out between the two nations
>there are multiple scenes where a hooker hits and sexually molests a cripple

>>714601028
Cave Story?

>>714601028
Quote didn't kill any mimiga. KHe and Curly had a different objective from the killer robots. They were recon, sent in to find and destroy the crown.

>>714605408
jet set radio

>>714605413
metal gear solid

>>714604333
Black ops?
>>714604783
Fable 3?
>>714605097
MGR Revengeance?
>>714605413
Metal gear solid? Can't remember which one.

>>714605408
The Jet Set of the Radio

>>714605430
That just made it even MORE confusing!

>Racism: The god tier childhood-making game

>>714605413
MGS?

>>714605753
right? here's another one:

>one of the bosses is a pedophile who skins little girls alive and can float through the air

>>714605408

Jet Set Radio?

>>714605612
>>714605624

Yeah, it was the original Metal Gear Solid. I honestly never realised how ridiculous the plot was until I started typing that. And they only got more insane after that.

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>>714605754
M...Megaman?

>>714605862
Nope.

>nuclear reactors are wrong
>NUCLEAR REACTORS ARE WRONG
>NIGGA why the fuck you got a gunarm?
>uggh don't cut yourself on my edge, I'm not real supersoldier
>aww, pls no kill waifu

>>714605118
Obviously Killer 7

>beef jerky
>counting crows
>ring a ding ding x2
>weird snake thing
>double pokemon battle
>oh shit four more dudes
>sad piano man

>>714601028
>be innadesert
>get fucking executed in the face
>live
>fuck shit up
>four endings

>>714605903
final fantasy 7

>>714605921
Winwinwin!

>>714605913
yep, you got it.

>>714605914
Fallout NV! Best modern Fallout.

>spawn nation out of 4 males
>religion makes you change clothes
>also cars?
>hitting the ground is the best method of construction

>>714605831
What the actual HELL is this game HOLY SHIT

>play 3D soccer in a ball
>Invaded by tentacles
>Kill monsters
>Attempt to get waifu out of arranged marriage
>Game glitches and can't beat dragon boss even with the best shit in the game

>>714606027
Yeah, you got it. So god-tier, I've been playingthrough some story-based mods, like Beyond Bolder Dome and New Vegas Bounties, it's really amazing what mods can accomplish. Have you heard of Fallout: The Frontier? I hope it delivers a "Fallout 4" experience that isn't shit :P

>>714606203
Hadn't head of it, but I just Googled it and it looks awesome. Thanks!

>faggots of different race and age fight each other to the death
>everybody looks the same depending on who you are
>lady over microphone screams at these faggots whenever they perform a certain action.
>the guys themselves are mostly covered in stupid shit clothing, yet they gain most of their respect from this.

>>714602613
No man's sky

>>714606163
see
>>714605913
if you have not played killer7 yet i recommend fixing that problem as soon as possible.

>>714606371
No problem! Their website and YouTube playlist has all the hi-definition wallpapers and 1080p60fps trailers you could ever want! They say it's at 74% completion and they're aiming to release "at least something" this winter :D

>>714606441
Hunger games

>>714605831
Alright nigga you win! now what the fuck is this game?!!?!

>>714602613
Massive Ass 3?

>>714606508
Jesus CHRIST buying that shit right NOW!

>>714606534
Nice try, but nah.

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>>714606593
>>714606658

>nigger
>tentacles
>flying
>zombies
>pmcs

>You Died
>gg
>You Died

>kill motherfuckers
>motherfuckers trick you into going to their shitty commune
>shitty commune full of guns and deathtraps
>kill their faggot uncles
>kill their floating cunt mom
>stay in their commune and wipe the motherfuckers out for all eternity
>no multiplayer

>>714606899
Black ops 3?

>>714603286
stelaris

>>714606943
any of the souls games

>it's a trip you won't forget
>a park with every minimum acceptable safety standard met
>quench your thirst for adventure

>try to nurture civilization
>fail horribly
>cats and vomit everywhere
>mayor is a vampire
>release demons, try again

>>714606899
No

>>714607061
the park

>on wagon with war criminal
>Get off wagon to change millions of times in near milliseconds only to give person in front ptsd
>Yell goats of cliffs

>>714606986
No

>Russian man with dp-28
>anime hair
>really big fucking hole

>>714607142
skyrim

>>714607142
Skyrim

>Fall into hole
>save a race of furries from a mountain.

>>714607220
Undertale

>be ded
>in prison
>qt3,14 knight throws me a key
>PAPA PLEASE STOP, my butthole is tearing

>>714605070
dark souls

>>714601028
>dindu stealing on the block
>don't play for plot

>>714606972
F3ar

>>714607251
shrek is love on PSVITA

>>714607251
Dank Souls?

>>714607306
San andreas

>>714607322
no

>>714607257
Winrarwinrar, you got it!

>Start die
>It's ok continue
>Proceed till upyou die enough times for mission too end
> Then fly shit plane drive shit tank or shit horse

>>714607344
Yessir

Is Killer7 any good? I got it has a gift years ago, but it looked kinda weird

This one should be easy.
>get raped by wraith who was masquerading as a little girl

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>safes
>more safes
>now they're fluffy
>FUCK

>>714607502
my 6th birthday

>be douchecanoe
>pretend you're Indiana Jones
>fail miserably at it
>its all your brothers fault this time

>Exploring haunted house
>Looking for girlfriend, but finding books instead
>Using everything in the house against the undead
>Final boss obsessed with planes