its my Birthday /b/, make me Smile post something funny or whatever.

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happy /b/day anon!

>>714593526
Thanks.

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Don't worry, I got you my /b/rother

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>>714592979

>>714593842
okay I guess it is then. Go ahead, have fun

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>>714592979
Happy birthday /b/ro

>>714593842
it's my birthday saturday and i enjoy spiderman. please post more

>>714594126
thanks

>>714594162
post more Spiderman and make this dude happy!

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>>714592979
Have a happy day, Anon. We love you.

>>714594540
Thanks! Makes my day a little better

>>714594511
thats not even a fucking beagle

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>>714592979

Take my dubs /b/irthday bro...

Love and Kisses,
Rust

>>714594867
sadly 1 off but nice try , thanks anyway

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>>714592979

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>>714592979
Happy b day. I know how you feel, I'm alone all the time and feel especially alone on b days. Here's a pic that always makes me giggle

>>714595096
it really sucks. But thanks for the laugh

>>714595726
thats amazing, thanks

>>714594777
Excuse me, did you just assume his breed?!

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>>714592979
Cheers anon

>>714596326
Cheers!

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>>714592979
Happy b/irthday

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>>714595090
He's been squatting so long that he's lost nearly all his humanity.

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Happy birthday, kiddo

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> tfw you're a valentine's mistake

>>714596958
Thats kinda sad actually

>>714597134
for some reason it looked like it said "<3 you"

>>714597503
thats amazing haha

>>714597775
oh god no

>>714597134
Why DO we like tits so much?
I mean, they're really only useful to babies.
Yet, I want to motorboat them so bad.

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>>714593842

>>714598122
kek

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>>714592979
happy /b/day /b/ro, iktf being alone, hope u find friends to hang out with and not be alone

>>714598686
I had friends but they all fked me over in some ways and another so trust issues and shit

>>714592979
Happy birthday

A guy walks into the pet store. He gets some birdseed.
He asks the cashier "How long will it take for the birds to grow?"

>>714599105
nice one and thanks!

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>>714592979

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How's life been for you? If this means any consolation to you, I hate myself and my life. My girlfriend is an emotional mess and a controlling hyper bitch. I would kill myself the moment I'm alone and have a loaded weapon or a high ledge to jump from.

Even still, I live on for reasons I can't quite put my finger on, but I do.

Don't be a faggot, enjoy your life while you still have a chance, be proactive, be happy about what you have and be hopeful about what you want (and will have).

No this is not a copypasta, no I'm not being ironic, and no I'm not trying to make myself seem like I'm more sad than you. I'm just sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Have a fuckin' rad/b/irthday, and I hope you make it to tomorrow.

>>714599333
its all good for now, sometimes being lonely is good too. Thanks may only the best happen to you too!

>>714599333
I'm in the same place right now and i realized that it doesn't fucking matter anymore if i want to die now i won't have a chance at tomorrow. I don't want to lose in my own game.

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>>714599723
>enter stall
>sees this
>uses the next one
Not well thought out

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Im repostibg a greenext i just oosted but got lost instantly so ill do it here

pic related , ill explain towards the end

>happened to be 9:53
>in skype call with one friend
>playing Gta V
>neighbors dog acting up
>its a small apple head Chihuahua
>its barking mad
>i had marcos pizza and chef boyardee for dinner
>blart.jpg
>decide to jump neighbors fence in the middle of night
>pop a squat next to Chihuahua
>hold it in place so it does not escape
>rip a fucking steamy dinner fart with its snout wedging between my asscrack
>run back
>grab glass of milk , trying to contain my laughter
>i take one swig , right as i enter my room
>sploosh.tiff
>all over my nightstand with my expensive controllers
>totally worth it

Fucking keyboard is fucked
End me.

>>714599948
thats a nice one

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>>714592979
Happy Bday I guess.

>>714601405
thats funny and sad at the same time.

>>714594511
good form pupper

>>714601519
Eh :p
If times are bad, just try to wait. Things will always get better eventually.

post your paypal. feeling generous, i got 5 bucks to spare

>>714592979
invest in some xanax, it will make your life better

>>714594540
Is that from Bionicle? Holy shit.

Watch the Florida news 5 hours after this post. My death should be reported then. It should make you laugh at how I'm gonna kill myself.

>>714594511
"good form, pupper"

>>714597098
Hey gramps is back every1. Hows it hanging gramps

>>714594511
Gerd ferm perper

>>714602010
im currently at it setting up my Paypal so I dont have it yet. Thanks anyway appreciate it!

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>>714592979
it's my birthday not yours faggot

>>714594511
good form, pupper

>>714603225
happy birthday to you.

>>714597124
fun fact, most kids born in november are from valentines day

>>714595090
NO! A true slav squats with heels flat on ground, WESTERN SPY!

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>>714603405
Thank you

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Happy birthday to all the anons in this thread

>>714603831
>proud Slav detected
Live long brother

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx1-03srzlU

>>714604011
thanks !

>>714603184
sleep tight pizza

How old are you now anon?

>>714603184
Sleep tight pizza

>>714606920
20

>>714607508
so still pretty young

>>714607508
Hey me 2 man.

>>714608817
thats nice !

>>714609466
same. happy birthday. what did you do today besides be sad

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Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday!

>>714592979
For some reason I don't have any memory before my 8th birthday. I think it's some kind of trauma but if my brain so long ago decided to lock that shit down I'm ok letting it go. Well I remember getting ready for my party and feeling sad. Sure enough no one showed up. It was just me and my mom and siblings. Sad as shit. Mom made me a cake and right before we lit the candles there was a knock at the door and I was so excited that someone actually did come. It was the Mormon missionaries. They came in and had a piece of cake with us out of pity for me. That's my first memory OP. I hope your birthday is going better than my 8th did.