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Waifu claiming thread -spooky hour edition Previous: what previous?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread -spooky hour edition

Previous: what previous?

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>50% of anxiety disorders are agoraphobias
>Basically being scared of spiders and snakes
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>714579480
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ginko where the fuck are you
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Is it time for crappy comedy hour?
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>>714579420
-plops down onto the bed, next to you-
-wraps myself in a blanket to stay warm-
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Sameji claim'd
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Saratoga claim
>>714579354
It's fine I didn't see what happened that made you leave though
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Claim
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>>714579783
Cute.
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Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

>>714579303 (Bunny Alice)
Well, if you really want to get your dick wet you can always hire a prostitute. You really don't have to be shy or insecure at all, because one day you'll fall in love and all that insecure nonsense will go away in a moment.
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>>714579854
>hire a prostitute
I don't think it's worth spending money on
>one day you will fall in love
I have, and every time it turned out badly. It just makes it worse in the end
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>>714579480
>>714579229
I didn't say how it would get dirty
would you rather I lick and poke something else ?

are they declawed? he wasn't allowed outside but somehow managed to leave, I like both but dogs more since you can walk with them

good thing you enjoy it I don't think I'd understand it
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What kind of pets does an orchestra have?
Trum-pets
>>714579906
<3
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Claim

>>714579620
*Goes and sits on a chair*
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>>714579906
>mfw e-hug
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>>714580095
>>714580095
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>>714580182
-starts to take a nap-
-my phone rings-
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>>714580127
night anon
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>>714580317
Das lood
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>>714580095
Do you want to fall in love and have sex?

>>714580127
Where are you going, Haruhi?
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So is this what NEETdom feels like? I'd forgotten how much it can honestly suck.
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>>714580159
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>>714580095
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The guilty undertaker sighs
The lonesome organ grinder cries
The silver saxophones say I should refuse you
The cracked bells and washed-out horns
Blow into my face with scorn
But it's not that way
I wasn't born to lose you
I want you, I want you
I want you so bad
Honey, I want you.

The drunken politician leaps
Upon the street where mothers weep
And the saviors who are fast asleep
They wait for you
And I wait for them to interrupt
Me drinkin' from my broken cup
And ask for me
Open up the gate for you
I want you, I want you
Yes, I want you so bad
Honey, I want you.
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>>714580379
IKNO
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>>714580122
This sounds... really lewd now
I-I don't mind either way

No, they aren't. I now have a high pain tolerance and one nasty looking red hand.

You can read the OP, my threads always have some small psychology facts hidden in the rules

>>714580159
God damn, aren't you gardevoir?

>>714580191
it's better than nothing
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>>714580382
Both would be nice, not gonna lie
>>714580434
Hello Karen-chan. You're up awfully late
>or is it awfully early
>>714580475
Please not the lewd in public
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What does a tree do when it is inspirational

It leaves an impression

>>714580499
Perhaps :^)
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>>714580607
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>>714580434
KAREN IS THAT YOU HABIBI?
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>>714579742
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAx2uCoHs

>>714580127
Goodnight, anon.
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>>714580661
You definitely are Gardevoir anon. Only you'd have such tearable jokes.
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>>714580607
LESHIDE
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here
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>>714580338
*Are you awake?*
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>>714580499
I get a bit shy when hugged..
>>714580607
well, do you love yourself?
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>this cutie
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mine
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>>714580607
I guess it depends on your point of view, it's like 2 AM kek, just playing some overwatch with friends, then heading to bed.

>>714580724
Wait, Misaki? Can you remind me about yourself? I remember you were someone very important that I was talking to, you kept giving time schedules where we could talk, right?
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>>714580855
-answers-
-Yes, I'm awake-
-beep-
-goes back to sleep-
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Where do elephants store their belongings?

In a trunk

>>714580815
Damnit, I've been EXPOSED
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>>714580666
Satan loves you today.
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カラミチーマス
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>>714580331
Hi blonde faggot.
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>>714580499
any place you'd like then?

good thing they aren't they can play way better with claws on , why is it red and nasty?

I noticed that on some but still don't quite get it
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>>714580960
*Climbs in bed with you*
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>>714580958
Is that a pro D.Va?

>>714581091
It's actually light brown
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-stays still, slowly falling asleep-
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>>714581237
>>714581325
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>>714581307
And you're a faggot who can't smoke 1g without getting fucked up lol
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>>714581307
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>>714581011
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday. Aye Matey
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>>714581011
Yeah, well, I'm a big FAN of yours.
You should've sean it coming.
Who nose, maybe I'll become your biggest fan

>>714581193
I don't have any preferences, no

Because I don't use toys that often and just play with my hand with them. So they scratch it mercyless

They're simple facts.

They're just some simple facts, you can always ask me and I'll try to explain them better.

Anyway, but now I should go to bed. See you tomorrow
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>fapika
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>>714581414
You seem a little upset about it
:thinking:

>>714581428

>>714581555
>trips
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>>714581325
*I thought you were asleep*
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>>714580382
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>>714581534
bye chara
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>>714581656
-I was merely pretending-
-now shh, please-
-rests head on mattress, without a pillow-
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Something something soldiers are baby killers

>stellar claim
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>>714581689
How far and for how long?
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>>714581636
I seem a little upset about someone being as stupid as you to share your face online
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>>714581534
>>714581440
Where do Italians go to dance?

The meat ball
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>>714580958
Yeah, I'm the Lebanese Misaki. I'm a college student? We talked a bit 2-3 months back but apparently you stopped coming in this late because of your sleep schedule. Right?
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>>714580818
Lewd
>>714580857
Not really though. I guess Satan does tonight though
>>714580958
If you haven't been to sleep yet, that's late
>>714581307
bby
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>>714581785
I really don't care about people seeing my face, I could even send you more if you wanted
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>>714581534
all on the table then?
>with them
I almost misread that as something else
I only have a few bite marks from playing with my pets too
I'll ask and hope I won't take much of your time and have a good night come back safe tomorrow too
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>>714581901
COMONS
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>>714579783
Go fuck yourself
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>>714581762
bote

>>714581891
It wasn't my sleep schedule, but a lot of things came up and I just stopped posting for a good bit. What's up my dude? How's life been? Everything looking up?

>>714581901
It is late, had a nightmare earlier today and woke up early. How're you doing now? Better?
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>>714581739
*Do you want a pillow?*
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>>714582227
-snoring-
-zzz-
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>>714582105
Other bote
Can I invade your country?
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>>714582227
use your butt as a pillow
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>>714582280
I only want you to invade it~
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Shit poster here. I'm willing to voice chat on steam so we can settle our differences
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>>714582429
I'm a one man army
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>>714582485
nice gaming keyboard faggot
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>>714582485
>i'm so lonely i now want these people i hate to come talk to me
>pls
>am so lonely
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>>714582485

I don't have steam. Sorry.
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>>714582635
Thanks. It feels good having money to blow on shit you don't care about
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>>714582635
imagine the laughs /v/ and /g/ would have
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>>714582663
Yeah I'm so lonely, yet I'm the only one here with a girlfriend
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>>714581901
Learn to love yourself first and in time someone will love you for you. Even if you spaghetti while asking her out on a date. You'll stay in this black hole, or at least hover around it's event horizon until you can genuinely feel love for yourself.

>>714582485
That beer taste like piss.
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>>714582663
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>714581776
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>>714582527
fite me fggot
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>>714582780
I bet your soft ass drinks Smirnoff ice Kek get a load of this clown
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>>714582485
bored today huh?
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>>714582665
nice truck faggot
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>>714582925
My gf is at work. I very rarely play games but I just got home from work and I'm bored. I'm not gonna invite my friends over because they are gonna end up getting drunk and have to crash here
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>>714582016
>That's mildly suggestive
>>714582105
I'm sorry to hear about having that nightmare. I'm no different than I was earlier in the week unfortunately
>>714582780
>Learn to love yourself
That's quite an obstacle to overcome after hating myself my entire life.
I liked your analogy though, black holes are cool
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>>714582277
*Goodnight*

>>714582405
I was going to use my chest but ok

>>714582485
Add me
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198340120663/
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>>714581901
Rabbot, I missed your reply, sorry.
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>>714583181
I am teh broken hert
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>>714583101
-phone rings-
-steel samurai theme-
-hold on, gotta take this call-
-blah blah blah-
-beep-
-Okay, i'm good now-
-lays down my head on your chest-
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>>714583101
I did. How do we voice chat?
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>>714582868
I don't fight transport ships
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>>714583238
*Strokes your hair*

>>714583288
Jokes on you i'm not going to accept (evil laugh)!
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>>714583063
NAOLESGATENAIKID
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>>714583424
I can't make out what that means
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>>714583382
-But I don't have hair-
-cozies up to you-
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>>714583382
>>714583101

REKT
REKT
REKT

SOUL CRUSHED
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Virgins are scared to have a civil discussion with their internet bully
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>>714582868
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>>714583515
>i'm on an anon bored
>pls come and lose your anon
>pls
>i'm so lonely
>someone pls talk to me
>pls
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>>714583507
*Hugs*

>>714583512
It's just a prank
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>>714583515
>civil conversation
>Internet bully
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>>714583043
well hopefully you find something to entertain you. doubt you will get many people to chat
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>>714583515
also fix your eyebrows, they're gross

>Sameji
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>>714583515
hi
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>>714581891
Hey dude, really sorry but I'm tired as hell, it's like 2 AM. I'll catch you some other time.

>>714583331
Then it's an easy win for me~

>>714583522
Heya Shiro, caught me right as I was leaving, I'll catch you some other time, man.

>>714583063
Sad to hear that tbh, go get those pills.
Good night.
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>>714582821
I'm starting to worry about you. If the meds are making you feel emotionally bad then you should stop taking them.

>>714582870
I don't drink any alcohol because I don't like the taste of piss

>>714583063
I had a panic attack in 8th grade while reading about black holes, they are scary!
Anyway, you have to realize that most of the problems you have in your life is not your fault.
I used to hate myself for being manipulated by an older woman who made me do some pretty horrible things. I have to keep telling myself it wasn't my fault and that anyone can be manipulated at any time... Then I finally learned to accept it, and so can you.

>>714583515
I bet I can find Keebler elves in those eyebrows
>>
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>>714583612
>>
>>714582105
Everything's great actually. I know I sounded like my life was to come to a crashing halt because of math, but eventually things got better both with people and my grades. Took a while though. Exams only just ended. 3 months of a real hard slog, but I'm proud I made it through.

What's up with you?
>>
>>714583649
-wakes up-
-hello-
>>
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>>714583515
egg
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>lonely
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>>714583515
>>
>>714583807
>>714582770
>not damage control
>>
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>>714583718
Sleep well. Dream of akbars
>>714583721
Well, most of the problems in my life are my own fault, in one way or another. 15 years of it is hard to break too
>>
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>>714583515
>19

>still can't grow a full beard
>>
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>>714583718
Why fight a ship that's usually heavily escorted?
>>
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>>714583784
*hi*
>>
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>>714583718
Damn it, and I just got here, too.
>Tired in the other way, naps can occasionally suck.
>>
>>714583807
>Using the same pic you posted yesterday
>>
>>714583934
I'm 22 and I can't grow a beard :(
>>
>>714583934
I can. But I shave every night. I don't wanna be one of those hipster faggots that grows and Abe Lincoln beard to compensate for their insanely small dick and to seem manly but couldn't start a campfire to save their lives
>>
>>714583976
-your chest is comfy-
-rubs it-
>>
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>>714583231
Don't be, you can always get another one.
How's your day been?
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>>714583934
Maybe if he shaves his eyebrows he will grow a beard instead

>>714584056
*Does nothing*
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>>714583612
>buwwy wawt atwwenwwion
>pwweaase giv
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I don't need a fuck buddy for a few months till you get bored, I wanna actually get married and just settle down with someone I really care about

why can't we just skip straight to marriage?
>>
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>>714583718
Aw, that's a shame. See ya later, hope you're doing well.
>>
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>>714584155
>>
>>714584155
-takes off your shirt so I can feel your chest easier-
-runs my finger up and down it-
>>
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>>714584143
Wasn't so great, but it's whatever. The past week has not been very good
>>714584203
This hurt to read
>>
>>714584228
cause you are a fagg
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>>714583920
Self problems are not your fault even if you were born with them. Why would anyone create a life hindering problem and carry it with them for so long? It's not your fault no matter how much you want to twist it.
>>
YOZORO NI KAGAYAKU RYUUSEI O
MITSUME UTAU KONO OMOI NOSETE
>>
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Honoka is miiine. going to sleep with her tonight i don't mind sharing once in awhile.
>>
>>714584228
But marriage leads to divorce
>>
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>>714584258
?

>>714584264
*That tickles*
I'm running out of pics again
>>
He should avatar as that guy from FLCL with the big eyebrows...
>>
>>714584562
-runs a finger down towards your crotch, "-accidently-" tugging down on your shorts-
>>
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>>714583424
NAO
LASTS
GATE
NAKID
>>
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>>714584562
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kanzaki_tomoyo
>>
>>714584562
>>714584698
-you should get more pics..-
>>
>>714584605
kek
>>
>>714584703
>>714583493
GADAMEET
>>
>>714584447
Not if it's the right person :o
>>
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>>714584748
i'm serious!
>>
>>714584919
you WILL fuck it up
just like YOU fucked up what you had in here with some anons
>>
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>>714584277
Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. What's been going on?
>>
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>>714584698
*"Accidently" removes them*

>>714584704
Some of those are lewd. And i don't like most of them and the ones i do i already have saved but thanks
What anime is your waifu from? I forgot

>>714584919
But the odds of finding the "right person" are very slim
>>
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>>714584310
Well, a lot of them are cause by situations I put myself in. Mainly stress related
>>714584911
Dat bretty lood bro
>>714585130
Just stuff. Don't worry about it bb
>>
>>714584743
>>714585142
I know
>>
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I won't tease you guys. I wanna settle our differences so I can stop posting here
>>
>>714584919
>:o
Stop that.
>>
>>714585066
who is this? :o
>>714585142
It's worth taking a chance at love -_-
>>
>>714585189
no :o
>>
>>714585189
>:|
>>
>>714585243
you nigger go get the hook
>>
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>>714585142
"Sabagebu!"

And I didn't know you disliked lewd lol.

>>714585164
It's time you put yourself first then.
>>
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>>714585164
DASDAPAINT
>>
>>714585142
-finger slips, removing your underwear-
-okay, that time was actually an accident-
-snickers-
>>
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>>714585185
How could we do that?

>>714585243
Unless you can't talk to people so you mess everything up :o

>>714585331
I don't dislike lewd -_-

>>714585501
-_- :o
>>
>>714585501
Fucking cringe
>>
>>714585626
-okay, I'm lost on what to do now-
-sits down on the bed-
>>
>>714585626
Voice chat on steam
>>
>>714585685
-Is somebody in need of a hug?-
-wraps arms around you-
Anoooooon~
>>
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>>714585735
But what could we talk about to make it better?

>>714585702
*Lies on bed*

Hairclips taste nice apparently
>>
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>>714585331
It could be argued that, by being lazy, I put myself first which put me in situations that caused me to stress myself out. All around poor decisions like that encompass my life
>>714585384
Are you the one who was postinmg the purple hair cute the other day?
>>
>>714585973
-lies on bed as well, removing my clothes so I'm more comfortable-
-snuggles up to you-
>>
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>>714586033
NOOZ
>>
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>>714586094
*Hugs*

I can't make my waifu my steam pic because it says "avatar" -_-
>>
>>714586649
-gropes your butt-
>-implying she's not your avatar anyway-
>>
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>>714586265
That means there's two people who think too much of me .-.
>>
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>>714586846
What are you saying? That i don't love my waifu?
>>
>>714586265
>>>/s4s/
>>
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>>714586999
Checked
>>
>>714586986
-yes-
>>
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>>714587127
>
>>
>>714580331
A cute.
>>
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>>714586870
>>
>>714587412
I don't think much of that particular emoji, but for you I can use it
>:3
>>
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>>714587194
>
>>
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>>714587566
?
>>
>>714587719
-you're reusing the same picture-
-comes closer to you-
>>
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>>714587798
No i'm not
*I don't want you near me if you think i don't love my waifu*
>>
>>714587922
-Seriously?-
-You don't even the good pics of Tomoyo-
-Come on now-
>>
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>>714588088
You don't even the good grammer
>>
>>714588236
-English wasn't my first language-
-hits-
>>
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>>714588364
Punches
>>
>>714588450
-smacks-
>>
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>>714588554
Kicks

You should get a waifu
>>
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>>714585185
Well, I was being nice anyways. And I still want the time stamp of that apple.
>>
>>714588634
-bops-
-my waifu is you-
>>
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>>714588738
Flicks

Claim me then
>>
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What is with this role playing? :^)
>>
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>>714589014
-pokes-

Tomoyo claimer claimed.
>>
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>>714589014
Please don't promote people claiming waifu claimers
>>
>>714589132
claiming Alice anon
>>
>>714589099
What is with you NOT roleplaying?
>>
>>714589201
See, you joke. But people do that to me
>>
>>714589111
Bajajaja, nice trips.
>>
>>714589127
whacks

>>714589132
Sorry
>>
>>714589286
-boops-
-why the whack?-
>>
>>714589340
Smacks

No reason
>>
>>714589263
I'm not fucking joking
now come here love I'll take good care of you
>>
>>714589228
because role playing takes a lot of.... imagination...
>>
>>714589127
Lewd
> Lulu <3
>>
>>714589409
-squeezes-

I see.
>>
>>714589496
Not really..
>>
>>714589600
pokes your eyes

Now you can't see
>>
ITT: Full smelly Trash
>>
>>714589735
>newfagg hasn't seen /trash/
lmaoing at your life
>>
I can still feel

runs hand down your thigh
>>
>>714589719
See
>>714589878
>>
>>714589642
I need to try and forget that I am talking to a 16-32 year old man pretending to be a young anime girl while roleplaying, and that is tough
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