At work at pet smart I open the new hamster area and find this

up the pooper

>>714570966
Work on your fucking penmanship

>>714570966
>(At work so keep it classy)

fuck off queer, launch it into the store over a few isles.

Lick it

>>714570966
dat some dank weed brah

>>714571118
*tip tip*

seemed to have dropped your fedora

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>>714570966

Bury it with respect and uploud pic to /b

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>>714571118
can always count on some dipshit to swoop in and top op's faggotry.

roll>>714571152

>>714571231
No fedora. I just don't write like a first grader.

>>714570966
touch with your dick

>>714570966
tell your boss you were hungry and you forgot lunch and show him the cage

>>714570966
Omfg what the hell happened Op?

Bury him and give him a tombstone m8

But for real, how the hell did that happen m8?

put it in the office on the managers desk.... or in the drew room fridge next to someone's lunch

>>714571440
Roll

bury the poor bastard

>>714571500
rolling for this

>>714571231
>>714571326
He's not wrong though. I write better with my off hand.

Put it a lady's purse

>>714571500
roll

>>714571482
Hamsters are vicious little rodents, another hamster probably mauled it.

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>>714571580
Thanks, anon

Make a cross and crucify the hamster like Jesus and duct tape it to a wall so all the other pets know their place and won't rebel against you

>>714571677
Winrar

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Hide it in a bin of chew toys or something

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>>714570966

>>714571677
w-winrar?

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>>714571830
Re roll

>>714571714
Re roll

>>714571877
Also winrar.

>>714571677
faggot

>>714570966
Mourn the Rat for a night in your room then Give it a proper burial in your back yard.

>>714570966

What a way to go. You know?

Can you imagine?

Cornered in the dark. Overpowered and some creature is gnawing off your leg.

Quite unpleasant.

OP do whatever your supposed to do since your on the clock and someone is paying you. Don't be a degenerate shit employee.

>>714570966
Put it in the snake cage and post proof

>>714572081
Roll

>>714570966
run around screaming like a little ott fag, the conduct a serious murder investigation amongst staff, accuse people of color more

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Lol thats exactly what happened

>>714571482
Rolling for a proper burial for this poor thing. This thread is real depressing

>>714572444
>>714570966
Trips of truth tell you to bury the hamster. Give him a tombstone as well. He'll even have a funeral and invite the rest of the employees. And record it.

>>714572444
Check'ed
Also if 77 eat it in front of a costumer

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Tell your coworkers the hamster had information leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton, and that the CTR hamsters kill him,

>>714572444
>Checked
Nice trips by the way Anon

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>>714572444
>Trips of truth have been checked

Good job fellow Anon

Down the toilet it goes

put it in the cage with another pet :)

>>714572411
>>714572444
Deliver Op. Trips demand you to deliver.

>>714570966
eat it

>>714572444
Winrar

>>714573033
>>714572444
>Dubs confirm these beautiful trips

>>714572861
rolling for this kek

>>714572444
roll

blend it and drink it faggot

>>714572444
So now Ops gonna bury the hamster? I hope so. Also congrats on the trips

put a price tag on it and put it with the cat toys

>>714571315
This.

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Petsmart policy is it must be cremated after an autopsy so I shalll bury it op is delivering

>>714573514
you can't let those murders go to a loving family op

>>714573514
Good OP, you did well.

this thread is full of faggots

>>714573865
you're full of faggots

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You know what I mean

>>714574183
I think I do?

>>714573694 --> this.
If dubs, kill the culprit and bury him in an unmarked grave next to our poor fallen ally

>>714574022
you wish kid

>>714574467
No. He becomes butt hamster

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>>714570966

Why didnt anyone roll for space program??

>>714574625
*intensely wishes you to be full of faggots*

piss on the bathroom floor

Have a small service for him and bury him in your backyard under a flower bed.

>>714574971
kek

>>714575300
>>714575499
can I get dubs too?

Hamsters get vicious. One of mine killed and ate the other when I was a kid.

Anyways, bury it

Cut off each of its arms and put it up its ass

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>>714573865
>>714574022

>>714570966
give it to one of the pythons