I'm 24, slightly drunk and I'm from Northern Ireland,

chucky ar lar my brother

>>714568431
Fucking surprise surprise

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>>714568162
Do you speak gaelic or is that only in the south ?

>>714569214
I don't personally but they are introducing it in schools etc but technically our 2nd language is ulster scots

mon the paras

How is your Gaelic?

>>714569367
99% of them are fucking dickheads

>>714569483
fuck didnt see previous post

>>714569543
Eyes are painted on

How is the beer up there?

>>714569685
Like pish water but gets you full so does the job

Well that lasted long

Alright mate. Where do you drink round here? Sunflower in Belfast is P4P best bar imo

>>714570970
In belfast Thompson's or lavertys

Derry checking in

From Kells. Live abroad. Reporting in

What's a good local dish. inb4 potato

>>714571164
Jesus christ mate come on. Thompsons is a black hole. I used to work there, I should know.

Lavery's is full of students and therefore shite.

You from Belfast?

>>714571167
Good lad

>>714569214
I can. West Belfast reporting in.

>>714571311
Tayto sandwich

>>714568431
learn to spell

>>714571167
Unlucky mate. Went to uni down there. Accent drove me insane.

>>714568162
Whereabouts are you from in our wee country?

>>714571311
Ulster fry or stew, potato/soda bread or tayto crisps

>>714571311
Stew.

Loads of good seafood. Go to Mourne seafood bar in Belfast and get the chowder.

>>714571164
lol

>>714571381
Banbridge spend more time in the coach

>>714571589
Banbridge is alright. What you work at?

>>714571470
Im about 20 miles outside it in a wee shithole called Limavady. Its not great but at least we dont have an insufferable accent or throw "mucks" into every sentence

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>>714568162
PROTESTANT MOONMAN BE GONE

>>714571655
Fucking tesco but Banbridge is nice wee town

Which island is it north of? Do you worry about a Russian annex?

>>714571589
There are better bars in Belfast for you considering you go on /b/. Lavs is fine but places like Voodoo, the Sunflower as another anon suggested, Katy Daly's and if you like clubs Saturday night Limelight is more likely your jam than fuckin Tampos

>>714571657
It was 'while' that annoyed me. Every sentence was prefaced or immediately followed by 'while.'

Fucking 'while.'

>>714571780
Going to limelight on Sunday

>>714571657
Good road to rake along from Binevenagh to Downhill along the top of the mountain there

>>714571773
Nah, rest of the world will get nuked but we'll be fine cause 99% of the world can't tell the difference between north and south but the rest don't give a fuck

>>714571833
Did that accent annoy you so it did? Mad that you'd be annoyed by an accent like that so it is. So here be's me to you right now, that's mad so it is.

>>714571780
>voodoo

Mo chara

>>714571690
Literally second class tier Irish

>>714571657
Fucking hate it when people say cracker but thats mostly derry

Do you know of any reports of badgers giving rusty hand jobs?

>>714571736
That's not too bad mate. Tesco are pretty decent as far as supermarkets go.

>>714568162
Fuck Northern Ireland

>>714569362
northern ireland doesnt have a second language as far as i know

>>714572072
Every body loves our accent if you believe the internet ffs

>>714568162
Why don't NI return to Ireland?

>>714572147
and where are you from then?

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>>714572084
It's a translation that retains the errors in the original

>>714571965
Aye its easy to forget how scenic around here is. A clear day at The Point Bar in Magilligan looking across to Donegal with Binevenagh behind you is lovely

>>714572072
Literally left Uni because of it. Couldn't handle the accent to that level. Nadine Coyle is the perfect example. Would rather listen to a power tool

>>714572198
Because they are proddy scum my lad. They are all Brits anyway so I person ally suggest ethnic cleansing but oh no that's apparently not on

>>714572294
Where are you from?

>>714572147
Not really but a load of the words we use technically aren't English so it's sort of a cross between English, ulster scots and Gaelic

>>714572246
kek. Thanks lad

>>714572131
It pays the bills and fuck all else

>>714572361
Norf Belfawst so I am mate.

I know people in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks but it is anathema to me

>>714572198
economically it makes no sense

>>714572435
That's retail man. I'm the same.

>>714572550
Yeah, you really can't say anything about accents when you're from North Belfast. Having said that though, I know a girl from uni that absolutely loves my accent and I can't for the life of me work out why. We talk like spastics.

t. Norf Belffawst too

>>714572349
clearly knows nothing about us

>>714572198
It's not really up to us and even if it was it would just start the troubles again which was hard enough to get rid of in the first place

>>714572653
When i went to the states a few years back the girls went crazy for it.

I always thought we sounded rough as fuck. At least we aren't from Dublin

>>714572617
Cheap groceries and beer tokens. It's like 1 step above the dole but 1 step below having a real job

>>714572871
>at least we aren't Dublin
t. everyone on the entire fucking island

Dublin's a shithole of the highest magnitude.

>>714572871
Different Belfast anon, but our accents are ridiculous. You ever hear the Belfast accent on TV? Absurd.

>>714568162
Of course you're slightly drunk. You're from Northern Ireland. If you were from Ireland proper, you'd be totally drunk.

>>714572940
Having been on the dole, retail is infinitely better.

At least I can feel like I am doing something rather than rattling about an empty flat.

Tesco are usually fairly decent about promoting staff are they not?

>>714573015
I've been to Dublin 3 or 4 times and I'm yet to see an Irishman, full of pakis, niggers and poles

>>714572655
Lade I'm just meming. Don't get butthurt

>>714573021
When you watch local tv you barely notice but if someone from here is on UK tv or god forbid American tv we sound absolutely hilarious. Like we aren't even speaking the language

>>714571306
Kells co.antrim?

>>714573130
I do my time and go home, I've been applying for jobs but not much about. The dole is pure shite

>>714573148
It is quite strange because even Belfast is still overwhelmigly white.

Dublin just seems to attract them like a beacon.

>>714573148
Yeah, it's lost to the brown masses. Damn shame.

>>714573021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhe__WBFLfA

I remember in Ross Kemp's documentary of us, they had to put subtitles on to the ones from the Shankill because the accent is so thick.

>>714573130
as another anon who works in tesco I can say no after being there 8 years with fuck all to show for it

>>714573380
Aye, the only things going seem to be call centres.

Fuck that noise.

>>714573424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wguqvyjexig

>>714573403
Plenty of poles and chinks but the pakis and niggers seem to stay away

>>714573424
Holy fuck that documentary was amazing.

Mental summer, that. I remember someone shot a video from the top of the New Lodge flats. All these fucking riots every time he turned the camera.

>>714573624
Poles are sound as fuck, even to work with they are usually red pilled and based.

The real issue isthe gypsies.

>>714573424
on a related note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S32d4PnH3Kg

>>714573573
I have a culchie accent so even the belfast ones ca hardly understand me

>>714573699
The sad part is, it was one of the quieter summers when you compare it to the likes of the earlier 2000s.

>>714573848
Poles are dead on until they start drinking then they just want to fight

>>714573599
haha brilliant is that the blender?

>>714573859
Conlan was fuckin robbed

>>714573990
aye its is

>>714573985
Aye, there is definitely some aggression. Most of the ones I know are bouncers. Good mates to have to be fair.

>>714573859
This still annoys me. The fucker who "beat" Conlan couldn't even fight in the final because of the injuries he took during that fight with Conlan.

>>714573985
>Poles are dead on until they start drinking then they just want to fight
So they're just Irish in disguise then?

>>714573910
Kinda glad it is quieting down. We don't need all that hassle.

>>714573862
Do you say cyyyyyyyar instead of car?

>>714574114
Aye like if you were going to fight them you would need to bottle them or something, always big cunts

>>714574196
was it last year some mad man ran people over cause of it? shit needs to stop

>>714574193
When we get drunk we become more friendly, it's when we are sober we fight

>>714574241
Lmao unfortunately yes

More NI accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS6sGv83BO4

>>714574375
You on about that loyalist twat that ran over a 16 year old girl on the Ardoyne road? People like that are spastics.

Having said that, I'm not inherently against rioting though.

>>714574141
aye it was complete bullshit

>>714574531
As a kid a good riot was a laugh. Especially when the soldiers were still here.

>>714574531
I read that we are the only place in the world that riots for the craic

>>714574803
I believe it.

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Anyone from Lurgan?

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>>714575266
Holy fuck, lurgan is the biggest hole in the country

>>714574521
My mate once showed me a snapchat from her friend who had met james nesbitt in a pub one night. My mate then got the story off her the next morning that nesbitt had taken her to a hotel, they snorted a few lines, he popped a wee blue pill, and then shagged te fuck.

Nesbitt is really our Kiefer Sutherland

>>714575413
Hahahaha. Exactly the reaction I expected. Having grown up there I have a weird love/hate relationship with the place

>>714575508
Heard similar stories of Jimmy. Heard he's really, really nice when he's sober too.

>>714575550
Literally chav central and see that fucking train, stuck at the crossing every time

>>714575508
fantastic, what a legend

>>714575766
>Alla bais down the park wi a bottle a bucky, yeoooooo.
Tbf, Lurgan is the food culture capital of NI

>>714576202
Country fried chicken and subway don't really count lol although bucky capital sounds about right

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Prods=cucked

>>714576412
It's always amazed me the imagination Lurgan people have, every shop in the town is either fast food, a hairdressers or a pharmacy, it's fucking amazing! I worked delivering food for one of the kebab shops for a few years, was the most interesting job I've ever had... I'm pretty sure I kept a druggie alive in drumgor for over a year

This turned out to be a good thread fellow NI folk. Gentlemen and scalars the lat e ye.

>>714577007
Lol wouldn't surprise me. Used to be if you went through on a Saturday morning you seen the remains of Friday nights riot lol

>>714577166
Ino, normally just sectarian slagging but actually quite good for a change

>>714577301
Ignoring the cunts and engaging the sound lads is the key

>>714577441
If only the rest of b would do that we wouldn't always look like spastics

>>714577166
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>>714577301

Thank fuck. So bored of that shite. Must be why the troubles eventually ended.

>>714577191
Living in Gilford now, I do miss the craic sometimes. Question, does every town have it's own homeless/drunkard that is known to everyone? RIP Willy the Tramp

>>714571426
lol

>>714577877
RIP Dublin Mick.

Antrim Road is no longer the same

anyone in down?

>>714577877
Most of them, there's 3 or 4 in Dromore but can't remember there names

>>714578011
Aye

They may make fun of us, but England is genuinely a third world country compared to N.I.

>>714578352
Listen, we have Harp and Bushmills. English alcohol is literally trash. Nobody can touch us.

>>714578352
Ino, they suck all the nigger and muslim cock but we just burn them out

>>714578629
Dude we hate each other enough. We don't have energy to hate other races.

>>714578751
We never had other races until recently so basically practicing amongst ourselves

>>714578890
I seriously don't think there is a racism problem here on the level of other places because we hated people the same colour as the rest of us so why hate other colours

>>714579181
You're probably right but to be fair I think the troubles scared the other races off

>>714576491
24 ftw

>>714579394
'Shit, these Irish guys killed the shit out of each other for being different denominations of Christian, what'll they do to Muslims or Jews?!'

>>714579594
Exactly

>>714579821
But seriously fuck Muslims

>>714579911
To be fair it's not just us hates muslims and they don't do themselves any favours

>>714579911
Like..... Literally?

>>714580111
Trips confirm literally fuck Muslims

>>714579181
>Here, your family has been here for 400 years but mine has been here for 1000, so you better fuck off.
>hello it is me a paki man from paki land stop eating bacon can i come in and take your country over instead?
You really think that cunt's going to be welcomed by people that were killing each on the streets for this little patch of land as recently as 1998?

>>714580466
The point I am making is that we don't hate them because of their race we hate them because FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>>714580788
I don't think anyone outside of this country differentiates between "xenophobic about non-whites" and racism. Because the rest of the world is in the process of losing its fucking mind.

>>714580903
It isn't even non whites. Americans, poles, brits are all equally unwelcome.

It is a strange and sad day when Northern Ireland is more sensible than the rest of the world

>>714581255
It's a bit mad how easily everyone forgets that we were the foreigners going over to England, Murica, Australia etc and stealing the local people's jobs and exploiting our own people....

>>714581552
No blacks
No dogs
No Irish

Never forget!

>>714581255

Northern Ireland isn't "full" it just has FUCK ALL decent job available. NI needs to create a fuck ton more jobs to support its own population. It's a joke right now.

>>714581255
We are about as sensible as a down syndrome kid with matches and a box of fireworks so if we're more sensible than the rest of the world there's something seriously wrong

>>714581750
We're downies with matches and a box of fireworks, but the rest of the world is currently a bunch of kids with parkinson's holding a dozen lit matches each in room full of TNT.

>>714581552
Just don't start that white guilt bullshit. Just don't. Or are you a liberal cuck?

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I'm checking out lads. Good vibes in here, maybe Norn Iron isn't as full of cunts as it seems.

Nighty night.

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>>714581878
Well to be fair America is about to die cause of trump
Europe is about to die cause of brexit
Africa has been dying since the beginning of time
Middle east is dying cause of isis/muslims
Rest of asia/russia is going to war with America
Japan is dying cause they won't shag
South America is dying cause of drug cartels
All that's left is us or Australia

The Jews actually put their logo on your flag? How cucked by your Jew puppet masters can a country get?

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>>714582450
Nice

>>714582454
>Well to be fair America is about to die cause of trump
Genuinely believe he was the defibrillator that dying America needed. I think he might just save them from the brink.

Australia's a weird place. Half of the country is on fire and the other half is full of Australians. Nightmare of a place.

>>714582613
The 6 points of the star represent the 6 counties in Northern Ireland.

>>714582613
We have a crown and a hand wtf has that got to do with jews?

>>714582650
ty lisburn

>>714582454
Just don't start this russia vs america thing. Trump had won , not clinton. btw rus anon checking in.

>>714582783
I'd give her one like

>>714582454
I thought the official /b/ position was that Europe is dying because of Merkel letting in rapist immigrants and Swedes allowing themselves to be cucked by immigrants

>>714572871
Co. donegal and proud proponent of reunification but yeah, Dublin's a black hole of shit.

>>714582936
Uk and Germany pay for the rest of Europe so if the uk pull out it's just Germany and like you say, they have rapists to pay for

>>714582936
Yes , this is position of /b/ about europe. Just some people on that islands are panicing over that brexit bullshit so much.

GLASGOW RANGERS

Celtic or Rangers

>>714571167
People in Londonderry go on /b/? Wtf

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>>714582082
It's nothing to do with white guilt, it's just strange how hypocritical some of the thinking behind anti-immigration is. Some of my closest friends are eastern block immigrants so I'm probably too touchy about the subject, but I see the same things repeating with them as I've heard from family who emigrated abroad. I just want to share some peace and love fam.

TL:DR I'm a dirty hippie and am too high to have a reasonable argument.

>>714583771
>I just want to share some peace and love fam
You're in the wrong country then, faggot.

>>714583615
I'm surprised they have internet too