Waifu claiming thread - what rules edition Previous: get your

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Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

I can't believe it!!

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Claim

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Going out :|

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Claim

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Claiming Misaki

>Got a 3.33 GPA this semester
>Have a month vacation
>Nothing to do but finish season 1 of Oreimo, play another route in Katawa Shoujo, play vidya, lift, and rarely talk to 'friends'

At least I have you all

>>714566742
>i cant believe its not butter

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>>714566742
>>714566802
>>714566808
>>714566809
>>714566822
>>714566856
>>714566864
Welcome back to the thread

>>714566742
You can't believe what?

>>714566460 (lewd anon)
You never got good ones? You mean girls? Not sure about that myself. I got some crazy ones but most of the time they were okay.

>who doesn't
point

How come you don't claim one waifu but instead only post lewds?

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Sameji claim'd

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>>714566864
It ain't worth purchasing if it ain't butter.
>>714566967
I couldn't believe she was available for claiming!

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>>714567368
Considering most people don't even know the anime she's from, I'm not too surprised by it

>>714567348
welcome back Sameji~

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Claimu

>>714566808
-hugs-

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claimed nazi waifus

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>>714566291 (Shiro)
Depends on what I am doing, if I work coat room tips are $20-40 on good nights. Else, if I bus or dishwash I may make $10-20 if they actually tip the workers. Plus, if people forget things, and it isn't super expensive we get to keep them. Finding undrank booze under the table is amazing.

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>>714567466
>tfw you haven't smoked in a couple days and then get smoke in your eyes and feel stupid

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>>714567477
Fuck off to your /trash/ erp threads, autist.

>>714566809
Arisu.

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>>714567466
I kind of feel sorry for those people now...

>>714567368
Well yeah she's your waifu. Not someone else's. So course she isnt claimed.
>>714567588
No
>hugs
>>714566808
>hugs
Whata up yoyo

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>>714566967
Yes girls, what else? and I had my share of crazy too , and one too good to be true that moved on

now why the question regarding if I was gay?

how come you don't claim Chara?

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>>714567721

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>>714566856
Oh Hai Misaki.
A month vacation sounds awesome. I cannot wait until my break. I'll try to play ArmA some so I can eventually play with you sometime.

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I'm gonna have to fall in love with a blind girl, so that she would not see the shame that I know.

>>714567765
Because it's his avatar.

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>>714567661
Hello

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>>714567503
Heil Hitler meine Dame

>>714567577
Well, you could just quit it altogether now if you feel stupid heh

>>714567668
Don't be, but I really enjoy it so far

>>714567765
>one good to be true that moved on
Now I'm curios. Do you mind telling me what happened?

Because most people here are guys and well, because I was curios.

Placebo waifu. I don't have anything like most anons who actually got over some part of their lives or got motivated due to their waifu.
That's why I don't claim her.

>>714568028
I'm outside your window, Arisu.

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カラミチーマス

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>>714568088
I don't neeeed to smoke, i can quit any time i want

>>714568028
Lettusu, lettusu, let a su
Cabbaju cabbaju cab ba ju
ARISU ARISU AR RI SU!

>>714568113
I'm in a car, that would be quite the feat
>>714568176
A magic spell?

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>>714567721
She captured my heart, I didn't claim her, she claimed me.
>>714567917
She will never be Rei.
>>714568088
People will never know Sonokawa ;~;

>>714568251
To turn you lewd

>>714568176
Love can be anywhere at anytime, Arisu

>>714568176
ARISU! ARISU! ARISU!

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>>714568254
Right so it makes sense that shes available until you take her.

>>714568424
Sachi can go fuck himself

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>>714568163
I know, you told me before.

>>714568254
Most people also don't know Sameji to be fair. And the anime is great.

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>>714566967
Welcome back to you too
>>714567879
Do well on your exams and stuff, also the game's not that hard, once your exams are done we'll get some time in together.
>>714568424
Sacchi or just someone posting for her? Either way hi
>>714566802
Hey kid, I missed you

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>>714566967
Thanks. You're so nice to everyone

>>714567479
*Hugs back*

>>714567721
*Hugs back*
Nothing

>>714568344
(X) Doubt

>>714568778
https://youtu.be/VP5kC9fJAUE

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>>714568254
Why would she never be?

>>714568424
:'(

>>714568758
Blow me Tomoyo

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>>714568088
>tights
glad I have some spare time right now

Long story short , she discovered the wonders of alcohol and parties and just happened to find someone

what if I was a gal? or you? would you still ask that?

Maybe you have something in common with her?

>>714568824
Oh boy, nappa

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>>714569142
No

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>>714569161
Why are maid outfits so cute?
>>714568758
Boring day or bad day?
>>714568526
Lewd

>>714569244
Hug me Tomoyo

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>>714568672
Thank you!

>>714568758
I try to. Life is cruel enough as it is.

>>714569161
Ah, geez... that sucks.

The possibility of a gal in /b/ is really low... so I would've asked it cause I wouldn't have known that you were one.

Chara has about 10 lines in the whole game. The only thing I may have in common with her would be smiling when no one else does

>>714569351
>

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oboro best girl claimed

>>714569166
But vegeta trix are for kids

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>>714569351
Boring. Also a few days ago i said my waifus name begins with tomo when you were talking to tomoko and i don't think you knew what i meant

>>714569420
*Hugs*

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>>714569423
Post a better pic
>>714569421
Why is she all cutted up?

>>714569549
Love me Tomoyo

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>>714569567
ok sure

>>714569549
I probably thought you were tomoko tbh

>>714569664
Other ones face/mouth was weird

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>>714569744
Yeah, kinda. Not a whole lot of good stuff worth saving for her though. Sadly.

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>>714569567
Probably due to the many fights she had

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Draw some?
>there's always lewds
>>714570096
As long as it isnt self inflicted

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>>714569421
It did sucked for a few months , I knew it would happen eventually, just the way my luck is.

what if I were gay then?

that is something good , not many do nowadays


>>714569351
perhaps the universe lacks that answer as well

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>>714570201
>implying I have any art talent to speak of

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>>714569645
*loves you*

>>714569675
Ok

>>714570282
I have a theory.
Over time the lnes between mens and womens fashion have blurred. Women are wearing more masculine clothes. The maid outfit is very feminine and since that has becoke rare it is attractivem

>>714570499
-loves you harder-
Nice dubs desu

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>>714565720
>Yui
Very late reply, sorry.
How was your day?

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>>714570282
Hmm... Bad luck always comes to the nice people it seems... Or assholes just punch the bad luck or don't tell it if they have it

Then we could be gay together! No, really, I was mostly curios.

It's also not easy. I like making threads like today. I can be nice and relax other people, including myself

>>714570201
Some fan theories are that some of her injuries are self inflicted if she does have some. Can't make out any injuries in pixels

But thank god I have a thing for scars

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>>714570626
*Loves you more*

>>714570806
-loves you even more-
<3

>>714571280
Evening Syndra

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Normal people with girlfriends and social lives look at you virgins the same as we would a cockroach. Pathetic man children pretending to be married to a cartoon character that will never love them back. Your entire life is the punchline of someone else's joke. I would tell you to kill yourselves but we all know these threads are the only thing preventing you from that.

>>714571582
Wrong, my waifu prevents it too

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>>714570953
*loves*

>>714571582
It is

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>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath

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>>714570688
I don't know , I've seen many assholes with great luck , many times fucking over other people , glad that is not my luck

are you then?

well you bring smiles to most in here then


>>714570545
what if a man wore it?

>>714571795
-turns on the tv-

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>>714571805

Got that image you wanted so badly

>>714571880
Role playing virgins HAHAHAHAH

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>>714571805

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>>714571880
*What's on?*

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>>714570806
I thought you were a faggot?

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>>714568101

Here, little guy.

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>>714571910
Neat. I see the lions club church is still next door. But the trailer in my old lot doesn't have a blue roof, so it's an updated picture. That's not the trailer I used to live in. You spent hours researching me and an old address out of jealousy because I posted a timestamp with my girlfriend to rub it in that you're a lonely virgin claiming a cartoon as your wife. How upset are you?

>>714572028
-your clothes-
-you should take those off-
-changes the channel-

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Have you got colour in your cheeks?
Have you the fear that you can't push the tide
Thats sticks around like something in your teeth
Have you got aces up your sleeve?
Do you know how much you're in deep?
I dreamt of you nearly every night last week
How many secrets can you keep?
Cause there's a tune I found that reminds me of you somehow
And I play it on repeat
Every night until I fall asleep
Spilling drinks on my setee

(Do I wanna know?)
If this feeling flows both ways
(Sad to see you go)
I sort of hoped that you could stay
(Baby, we both know)
That the night's mainly made to say the things we can't say come tomorrow day

Crawling back to you
Never thought of calling when you've had a few?
Well always I do...
Maybe I'm too busy yours to fall for someone new
I've thought it through
I'm crawling back to you

>>714572199
Role playing as an anime character HAHAHAHA

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>>714572102

Not upset. Just thought I'd give it a try.

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>>714572083
No that's you

>>714572199
*But it's cold*

>>714572229
He isn't even posting an anime character

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Claiming best psychopath Otoya Takechi

>>714572229
stop replying to a thread you dislike HAHAHAHAH

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>>714572086
Hey there, poplar guy.
I'm rather surprised you'd notice that.

>>714572243
You spent so much time trying to research me. You even asked if I was affiliated with some kind of company, you've tried numerous times to find my address. You're so jealous dude lmfao. Even with that information, you couldn't and wouldn't do a single thing. You're just jealous that we are the same age but I've made more out of my life and I tease man children on the Internet when I'm bored some times. Get over it

>>714572337
-Oh, right-
-you should turn the heater on
-tunes into a random movie-

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>>714572400
Replying to a post he doesn't like HAHAHAHA
Defending your cartoon wife hahahah
>visual manifestation of what it's like to role play in a Waifu thread

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>>714572421

At least I gave it a try. I may not have succeeded, but even that won't make you better than me.

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>>714569869

One of the most known twitch memer.

>>714571280

One of the edgiest human I've ever seen.

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>>714572337
Well that shut me up...

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>IN

>>714572542
Have you ever fucked a girl?

>>714572529
>tread =/= post
atta boy

>>714572582
She's cute.

>>714572529
>>714572229
really makes you think

>>714572612
Takes the same amount of effort

>>714572608
That's Scanner, he fucked a girl on TinyChat right in front of us you dumbass

>>714572421
Hey I got a sincere question.
Every time you get on this thread you alway give the tone in writing that you're angry or frustrated.
Why is that?
>>714572529
That pic is a lie. I've seen multiple anon's bodies and they are okay looking. An old Hanako claimer is skinny and has girly hips. I can post a pic of them that they've sent to people before.

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>>714572416

Me? I wouldn't call me popular.
You are the one who used to get lots of replies when the thread wasn't full of newfags, cancer and still enjoyable.
How's it going?

>>714571832
Let's just hope that those assholes do indeed get their shit

Some people swing this way
Some people swing that way
I swing both ways

That's good! That's what I want.

>>714572064
Welcome to waifu

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>>714572495
*There isn't one*
>tunes
*What year is this, 1960?*

>>714572553
Good

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>>714572547
Excuse me, but

Chen

A cute.

>>714572795
-gives you a shocked look-
-how do you stay warm?-
>what year is this, 1960?
I wish.

>>714572668
>see shit thread
>hide
>see shit thread
>post every day and try to stop it

sure thing pal

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>>714572608

No, but at least I'm fine with how my life has gone.

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Claiming best Zeon waifu

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>>714572608
>>714572421
>>714572102
>>714571805

>>714572913
Really? How much money do you have saved up? How fun would you say your life is compared to your peers?

>>714573111
>trips of truth

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>>714572913
Is that woman a Pokemon trainer?

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>>714572752
in hell maybe
it'll be a nice view

what do you like the most give or take?

its happening , maybe you are smiling too?

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>>714573168

I'd say it's in the thousands at least. I plan on saving up for college. As for how fun my life is?
Last summer, I went to door county for vacation. Really great place to be honest.

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>>714573111

>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath

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>>714573396
Yeah, I'm going to visit hell regularly. From the Employee site.

I'll ... wait give or take? not give or receive?
Well, I like to give pleasure by receiving

I am smilling, yes, a bit at least.

It's really quite enjoyable to talk with you anon

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>>714572884
*I put on a jacket, my electronics keep me warm and i could make a hot drink. It's not that cold here anyway*

>>714573556
You're telling me you don't have a bank account? You're telling me you have no regular expenses so you dont have any clue how much money you have? You're telling me you think a thousand dollars is a lot of money? Dude we are the same age and I have my own place, own truck, I spend a thousand bucks on entertainment a month. So while people our age are drinking and fucking and having fun, you claim a Pokemon character as your wife and reminisce on an event last summer. I feel like instead of teasing you I should help you

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i forgot what i was doing here...

>>714573790
-Ah okay-
-Turns off the tv and slouches into the couch-

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>>714573921

>>714573921
help by getting off this site normie

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https://youtu.be/LduJBDg4wGM

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>>714573980
*What you want to do now?*

>>714573975
What anime your waifu from?

>>714574160
Virgins role playing as cartoon charactersbhahahahah

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>>714573921

>I spend a thousand bucks on entertainment

>a month

>>714574160
-I don't know..-
-sprawls out on the couch-

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>>714574160
"Sabagebu!"

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>>714573921

First of all, I do have a bank account. Second, I said thousands. Not A thousand, thousands. And that's just in my savings alone. Though I will admit, I don't know the exact number

Third, I went on vacation with my family.

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>>714574227
The other person isn't even posting an anime character though

>>714574277
*Moves closer*

>>714574309
Ok

>>714574247
I have bills and other things that I spend money on. I know you live in mommys basement and use her credit card for everything but to be able to pay my bills and still but every new game that comes out and pay subscription fees and take my girlfriend to see movies and eat nice dinners is a blessing.

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>>714573727
If they are hiring I'll be glad to help , will take restocking if needed

yes receive , my bad. and that sounds lovely

good thing you are smiling then and I find it enjoyable too

>>714574387
-stretches out a bit more, taking up a lot of the room on the couch-

>>714574342
What is your job? Go on your bank account right now and see how much you have. I see you have an android, so download the app if you don't have it. I know you're lying but still

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I'm home

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>>714574738

>>714574592
looks cute who's that?

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>>714574786
That's lewd, anon

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>>714574832
I KNOOOOOOOOW

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>>714574592
I'll be the one using pitchforks then.

It's been a while though. I'm not interested in any relationship now.

That's great. What are your hobbies?

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>>714574710

Sure as hell isn't offshore drilling, and as for my bank account, I don't see why I should.

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>>714572742
I'd insist, you've got to be one of the most well known active posters.
>You are the one who used to get lots of replies when the thread wasn't full of newfags
That sounds a bit harsh, but even then I had nothing interesting to say.
Things are going well, thank you. Not much going on, though. Just sitting here, talking to people.

What about you?

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>>714574710

>>714574984
>he doesn't know how much money people make offshore
What's your job poorfag?

>>714574894
The spell didn't work, sorry

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>>714575101
Like I said before. Not offshore drilling. This isn't a dick measuring contest.

>>714575064
Ruru

>>714574497
>thinking paying more money is better
>thinking a thousand a month is normal by any means
You truly are either a retard who doesn't understand money or you are being leeched heavily, possibly both. I live with my parents currently as I am going to college, which as you wouldn't know, is a little bit of money. I do not live in a basement, however I do have an amatuer music studio down there.

>muh offshore job handed down from daddy
Fuck off and take your jewish leech of a gf with you, you wetback.

>>714575246
It can be.

>>714575246
>he doesn't understand how much money you come back with after working offshore
Hahah go bag up some groceries at the grocery store you work at

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>>714574621
*Falls off*

*Someones calling the phone*

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How has no one claimed best grill? Y'all must be blind.

>>714575464
-drags feet off you-
-oops-
-who is it?-

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>>714575472
Who is it?

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>>714572547
I wish I was.

>>714575307
Hilarious post. Sorry I have so much money that I can afford to spend like that. I said I can spend about a grand a month just to fuck around with AFTER paying my bills and buying food for the house. Plus my girlfriend works.
>amether music studio
Aka the place where you pop your pimples and make cringey songs nobody will listen to besides your parents

How exactly is a job handed down to somebody? I go to work, do my work, and earn my paycheck. I know you fell for the college meme and your parents pay for everything but I just graduated and I'm already playing with thousands. Nice damage control

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>>714575376

Still not a dick measuring contest

>>714575307

See above

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>>714575376
>>714575729

>>714575736
If it were I guarantee I'd still beat you. Clean up on isle 3!

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>>714575064

Just sitting here, taking a break from my homework,talking to a girl, music and smoking.
I'll probably make myself some coffe.

Harsh or not, is only my opinion, take it as you wish.
Hmm..I dunno. I don't get lots of replies or anything. I honestly do not know.
What about real life?

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>>714575853

Doubtful.

>>714575658

You are in my book.
EleGiggle

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>>714576011
You get my replies kitty

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>>714575606
*Your mom. She wanted to know what time she should come meet me*

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Just think, right now there is an angry neckbeard furiously using his fat cheeto stained fingers to type a response to me, while he could be doing whatever it is he usually does in this thread, claiming his cartoon wife. Instead he lets me distract him and achieve my entire purpose of being here. Bravo

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>>714574790
no idea , sorry

>>714574976

I'll be the one poking your bellybutton then

sounds understandable with so much going on

walks with pets and watching documentaries, bit of gaming too
what about you?

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>>714576173

Appreciate it.

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normie first ad hominem

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>>714576238

You haven't exactly been talking to anyone else, so I guess I can say I did the same.

Also,
>>714576114

>>714576192
-my mom's dead-

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>>714576529
*Oh*

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>>714576238
So much drama in these threads...

There's nothing wrong with living with your parents until you're financially stable enough to get on your own two feet, it's hard out there.

And there's nothing wrong with being single and still a virgin. Sex is overrated.

The only people that care about that stuff are the insecure ones.

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>>714576285
l-lewd

With time it will get better. Maybe later I'm ready for a relationship. And you? Are you searching for a partner? Do you want one?

Spending time with cats, studying Psychology and a lot of gaming.

>>714576610
>sex is overrated
Number 1 statement virgins use to defend their sadness.

>>714576587
-slumps into the couch-

>>714576529
kek your mom and now you can't suck on her nipple for money anymore

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>yfw normie has a tinier dick than a fat neckbeard weeb

>>714566610
>>714576192
>>714576238

http://bit.
ly/2gW8NmQ

>>714576684
>Had sex with two girls
>One only anal cause she didn't want to get pregnant
>Fucked with her during teenprime for a year long
>Several times a day
>Other one half a year, only vaginal sex, also several times a day

In hindsight I can conclude, Sex is overrated.

>>714576715
>tfw I actually use my dick for sex instead of beating it to animated 10 year olds

>>714576610
What if I'm insecure but don't care

>>714576833
>this post
>these half ass descriptions of sex
Virginity confirmed

>>714575729
>muh money
There's a difference between having 1000 after bills and actually using it, however a fresh-out-of-highschool, spoiled cunt like you wouldn't know that. Using that money is something that only dirt poor drug addicts and retards without a sense of money do.
>how exactly is a job handed down
"Son, I see you are a worthless near-highschool dropout, you have no intention to go to college and make me proud so I'll put in a note to get you a job at the rig so you can tap at a keyboard several hours a day" and hell, you don't even do that, you spend more hours a week on here copy/pasting shit to attempt to anger some weebs on a weeb site.

>college meme
A true classic

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>>714576129
LUL

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>>714576684
>>714576238
>>714576885
>>714576954

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>>714576956
See
>>714576238

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>>714576715

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>>714577009
But i'm not the shitposter and not baiting

>>714576954
What do you want me to tell you? How I stuck my dick in an ass? You should know how Sex works if you aren't a Virgin.

Do you have so many insecurities that you always tell your friends exactly how you fucked someone?

That's fucking sad

>>714576970

The thread seems trashier than usual.

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>>714576691
*Sits on a chair because i can't fit on the couch*

>>714576720
?

>>714577089
>he pretends he's not a virgin to impress a bunch of other virgins

That's fucking sad

>>714577062
I'm sorry, that stuff happens

>bait

>>714577153
-moves my legs back into place-

>>714577261
Fat virgins about to role play how their virgin minds imagine sex is like

This is gonna be good

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>>714577198
>Arugments that no one did A
>Someone tells him he did A
>Somehow concludes B

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>>714576684
But I'm not a virgin, though. In fact if I could do it all over again I would late until I fall in love with someone first.

>>714576885
Is it possible to be both?

If you didn't care you would just rape someone.

>>714577095
I haven't really been posting or monitoring a lot as of recent.

It's just meh.

>>714577370
As in I don't care about being a virgin

>>714577393

Does the discord still love me?

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>>714577433
But if you didn't care about being a virgin why would you be insecure about it too?

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>>714577261
*Sits back next to you*

>>714577326
This is rp not erp

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>>714576674
I'll just clean it up for you and get it dirty again


I'm sure it can only get better , specially if you are working hard on it, need to fix some things before I start looking and who doesn't want one


how many cats? psychology sounds pretty hard

>>714577569
I thought you meant just being insecure in general. I misunderstood I guess

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>>714577576
Didn't mean to post that image

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>>714577576
-does nothing-

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>>714577590
That's even more lewd!

Every time I thought it gets better it got worse later on.
Hmm, okay everyone does one I guess...

Two cats! Youn cats, not kittens anymore but not quite cats yet.

It's not as hard as you might think... at least I like studying it so it's rather easy and logical.

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>>714577666
Nice Satan trips. Also it's okay to be insecure as well, if you go at your own pace you'll enjoy sex more.

>>714577576
-also still mad at you for not being a girl-

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>>714577774
*Moves to the bed*
I'm running out of pics now

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>>714578012
Do you really think a girl would claim a waifu here?

>>714578052
-that's okay, right?-
-stays on the couch-

>>714578012
-not mad-
you're right
I love Tomoyo as a boy.

>>714578012
make him into one

>>714578159
-a lesbian, yeah-

>>714578226
-how?-

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my waifu is a slut

>>714578377
saved.

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>>714578202
*Aren't you coming over here?*

>>714578345
No

>>714578377
*Shoots*

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>>714577908
how is that lewd ?

it has to get better at some point maybe those weren't the right ones

they sounds naughty we had one buy ran away , lots of wild pussy so we get to see him roaming around from time to time

if only logic was that easy too

>>714578635
-I'd rather stay on the couch..-
-Why would I come to a bed when the couch is much more comfier?-

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>>714576011

Sounds comfortable, I hope you have a good time.
>I'll probably make myself some coffe.
I'm preparing some right now, good choice.

>Harsh or not, is only my opinion, take it as you wish.
It's alright, I should already expect an opinion like that from you anyways, heh.
Ah, well, I don't have a lot to talk about. Finals are over, so I can just do nothing for now.

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>>714578785
*But the bed is much bigger*

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>>714578345
fuck him dude

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>>714578881

Well, that's nice.
Anyway, I'm going to do some homework.
Have a good day and enjoy your coffe
A pleasure talking to a little one like you.

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>>714578881
Oh hey Ruri

>>714578969
Niceu 69
-reluctantly walks over to the bed-
-let's continue this next thread-

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>>714578749
First poking my belly button, making it dirty, then cleaning it do make it dirty again.. ultra lewd

Yeah, they are naughty. Nothing is safe from them. But they're cute, lovely and they love me too! One of our earlier cats also ran away. But that was years ago. Now those two cats aren't allowed outside.

Well, Psychology is logical most of the time... Most of the time

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>>714577923
Thank you.
I'm probably going to die a virgin anyway. I see sex more as something that might happen, rather than something I seek

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>>714579163
Well, aren't you the nice one.
Alright, best of luck, take care.
It was my pleasure, poplar.

>>714579182
Hey hey, Sara.
Sorry about the drama regarding the group.

>>714579303
i'll secc u

>>714579196
*pulls you over*
*Ok*

>>714579480
>>714579480
>>714579480