There it is. Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.

>>714566289
I remember when my biceps were only 50cm circumference, cute

>>714566289
I remember when your mom died

>>714566289
how about when i stab you with my pcket knife, stick it in your stomach an twist, your puny 50cm biceps won't do shit then

@OP
Just confess that you are gay and everything will be Ok. No more reasons to talk BS at /b/ :D

PS: Bad Englich....yeahyeah.

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>>714566289
street altercation ? who the fuck even talks like that ? did you learn this word from scott's bench ?

>>714566289
A street altercation? Yeah, I totally could. I'd win hands down and you'd be down a wallet and probably have your hands superglued to your asshole

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>>714566289
Do you have any muscles on your eyes?
On your windpipe?
On your balls?
Enough over your liver to protect it from the shock of a punch?
Is there any muscle on the inside of your brain to protect you from ko's?
No?
You'd be fucked. Also what kind of cuck measures in metric?

I'd tase the living shit out of you, motherfucker.

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>>714566289
Listen here bud, I knock you out so fast, your pants would fly off your fucking legs. Then I'd finish you off by sucking your dick so much, and show everyone what a massive faggot you are by making you cum. You can't fuck with me boy, I'd shove my fist so far up your ass I'd be tickling your prostate with my elbows. I'd headbutt you so fast but not before staring deep into your eyes and giving you a wet kiss on the ear. (wet willis). Now you still wanna fight me or are you gonna back the fuck down?

>>714566289
Yeah. Being big doesn't automatically mean you can fight or take a hit.

>>714566289
Would I go picking a fight? Probably not, but if you insisted I'd just stab you and run.

>>714566289
>actual street altercation
>implying i would fight fair
>implying a heavy thing knocked to the back off your head wouldnt make you go down

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>>714566289
Flesh doesn't stop bullets.

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>>714567282

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>>714566936
My mom is actually dead, you dick.

>>714566289
I'm sure that will help you a lot on the internet

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>>714566289
You do realize that muscle mass doesn't equate to fighting prowess...right?!?!? Go back to the gym meathead and pray that the wrong person doesn't take you up on your claims.

>>714566289
>cm
>kg
>Eurofag

Pfffft, I deadlift 250kg mate, I would literally tear you apart.

>>714566289
What's that in freedom units?

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>>714566289
I don't think most narcissistic body building homos would survive a real street fight!

>>714566289
You would just end up going to jail for sexual harassment lmao. feel free to lift big weights and get gang raped for being a preditor in the pen

you do realize punching power comes not from the size of your arms? in a 1v1 bare knuckle boxing match id literally wreck you mate, come at me bro my email is [email protected]

write me an email so we can arrange a fight

>>714567759
>use metric
>be retarded
Pick only 1

>>714567820
Their muscles aren't actually as strong as they look.
They are built for maximum size but their strength is secondary.
Plus low body fat percentage makes you super susceptible to injuries.

I'll just fucking shoot you lmao

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As someone who is a purple belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and goes to MMA tournaments on a monthly basis I am not afraid of you. I'm 5'9 and 190 lbs so once I get you to the ground those big arms are going to limit your mobility a fuck ton. IDK what your striking game is like because that power comes from the chest and core mostly. I could probably choke you out in 45 seconds. Quit lifting like you life depends on it and dedicate yourself to some martial art. Then you might be actually a threat, maybe someday.

>>714567812
You mean fahrenhahrenharenheight?

Bout 19"

>>714566289
Are they bullet proof?

>>714566289
dat limp wrist loooooool 50cms of waste

>>714566289
What the fuck is 50 centimeters? Use inches like a normal person you stupid fuck

I remember this /fit/ thread.

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>>714567587
Do someones saying Finlan thread'ses? :DDDDDD

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>>714566289
This isn't real, but if it were I would stab him to death

>>714566289
As an american, I'd say your fleshy parts are no match for my firearm

oh

/thread

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>>714566289
I'll bet your boyfriend loves those muscles...faggot

>>714566289

and what pussy country do you live in where street altercations arent solved in gunfire? liberal faggot,keep thinking your tough when just another insecure retard who makes up for it by lifting weights

>>714568459
Threads like these are always disasters of idiots who can't see an obvious troll and choose to get salty in a hurry, but it always blows my mind when the inevitable "muh gun" dude pops out and responds to being cyberbullied by what is essentially an online billboard with the threat of murder

>>714566289
Muscles won't help when I use BJJ on you. You'd have no chance and you'd gas out quickly

>Gf
>implying she is female
>implying she isn't a trap
>implying you didn't just become a faggot
>implying i'm not 50.1cm
>checkm8

Lifting weights won't help you win a fight.
I did boxing for 7 years and I'm now doing Greco-Roman wrestling. I can kick your ass without even trying.

>>714566289
Any retarded nerd who studied some martial arts or fighting sport decently here can kick your ass because you're too fucking slow. Sorry.

>>714568954
?

>>714566289
obvious bait is obvious...

Still, I'm just curious if you train in anything that even remotely resembles CQC. I'm rocking 16's right now, but even when I only had 14's I could have messed you up. There are four guys somewhere in Texas that could attest to that. All four of them thought they could take me because they built about like you. It didn't turn out so good for them, what do you think you're going to do alone?

Why don't you calm down a little and lets discuss workout plans and lifting techniques.

>>714566289
>ill fuckin fight whoever
>its all about who can strike first
>you may beat my ass, or I may beat yours
>but christ ill fight

>>714566289
Its a fucking copypasta you goddamn pomeranians. Do you guys lose your shit this bad when someone knocks on your door? Use 2 seconds of basic thought.

>>714566289
theres so much horrible bait on /b/. What happened?

>>714569553
duh

>>714569553
na m8 just a wee bit of banter

>>714566289
kek
nice gym muscles, pussy.
enjoy having a 90 lb jiu jitsu chick throttle you

Guys, stop attacking him. He's just trying to encourage us to try harder.

>>714566289
I could shoot you
fag

>>714566289
Lol a special forces manlet could take you down

>>714569807
Yeah but thats special forces, they dont count because they can take anyone down..

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don't worry bro, i edc a 500 S&W snub, i know it's just me compensating for my lack of height or whatever but if i send that through your buff as fuck knee there's gonna be an Oklahoma style mismatch.

its alright ill just shoot you, or engage you in a contest of reaching behind oneself to wipe thy ass which you will surely lose.

too bad working out doesn't make your tiny pecker any larger

>>714566289

>muscle size
>fighting ability

wew lad, go to any boxing gym and record yourself sparring somebody half your size so we can all laugh at you getting belted

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So many newfags falling for such an old copypasta

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>>714566289
Ngl I'd probably continue to be the submissive little bitch that I always have been since I grew up in a toxic household with a father who used beat me for no reason and conditioned me into breaking down in tears as soon as another male with a larger stature raises his voice at me as it takes me back to a time when I was little and couldn't fight back.

>>714567459
this

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>>714566289
Compensation, is good for the homless

>>714566289
Holy shit work your forearms out pleb, your arms look like a lamb chop

>>714570848
This. The reason I started jiu jitsu was watching a huge dude get man handled by a guy half his size.

>>714570456
Nah bro I EDC a Jetfire .25acp. I can tap a forehead from 100 yards with this piece of shit. 500 s&w is just overkill.

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>>714572049
forgot pic, not mine but related.

>>714572049
>>714572113
And thats quick-draw point shooting

>>714572049
No you can't. Thats a difficult shot with a rifle and iron sights.

>>714572113
Solid mouse gun

>>714572039
bjj is only going to help you if you are very good at it, like brown or black belt OR if the meathead youre facing doesnt know literally shit about fighting. If you go against someone bigger and stronger than you who has taken even just a few classes of mma, your likely not gonna be able to take them. Why do u think they have weight classes in all fighting sports? Yep, in reality size does matter and by quite a large margin.

>>714566289
>1471810450769.jpg
>you

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>>714566289
Well, well, well.

>>714572513
A purple belt is quite dangerous. although you are right to some extent. I'm a pretty big guy so it works for me. and blue belt against someone their own size who has no training would probably win.

>>714572211
>>714572383
yeah I was full of shit. I dont even have a jetfire. I had a bobcat, but the tip up barrel switch broke and I sold it.

>>714572783
yea we all know that already its a bait thread so you just turn the conversation to something else.

>>714572211
>>714572849
I was bullshitting, but I have a Stoeger luger .22lr I could hit an apple with at 100 yards. I regret selling that one.

>>714573159
*had

>>714566289
I am enjoying your mom.

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>>714566289
And yet you are still here on /b/ trying to prove yourself to people you don't even know or care about. You are on the same level as femanons who are trying to gain attention with their bodies. You have no value as a person, you have nothing original or smart to say. You are just a showroom dummy, an object, maybe a perfected object but as all objects you are good for only one thing: to be used and thrown away. Am I jealous? Yes I want to be strong like you. Do I want to be you? No, not at this cost. Enjoy your life as a decoration and fuck off my internet so I can enjoy some nerdy, geeky, neckbeard conversation about everything else other then one's body.

>>714567617
nobody cares faggot

>>714566289
I could just shoot you and tell the police I was in fear of my life. They wouldnt even charge me

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>>714566289
Muscles =/= Capability in hand to hand combat


MMA Fighter, 155lbs, me compared to you people would think you are the fighter as I don't look really ripped but I would have you're arm broke within 30 seconds in a fight.

How does it feel to know your muscles are to overshadow you tiny manhood while my skill speaks for itself? You mad meatball?

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>>714566289
'mirin

>>714566289
>grab your gf's ass and make a double flex

kek'd

That's a tiny hand

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Grab their gf's ass? Silly, you're supposed to grab us by the pussy!

>>714572113
I have that exact gun. Lots of fun to shoot although I think the tip up function is a little gay.

>>714567617
She probably died of shame.

>>714572513
Depends on the school. I worked long and hard for my blue belt and if you are 100% untrained, I am gonna 100% own your ass if you weigh within 100 lbs of me.

>>714566289
Someone picked up a weight and thinks they can fight. Too bad most combat strength comes from the legs and core. How many MMA fighters or boxers do you see with huge arms?

You're a faggot for posting your measurements in centimeters, as opposed to FREEDOM inches. Go back to communist Slovakia you utter piece of shit

>>714572688
kek

>>714566289
from the picture you've posted it's quite obvious you have small shoulders and narrow pecks, meaning your proportions are small thus you're weigh around 64 kilograms. You bench no more than 115 raw and I would absolutely destroy your fuckin face with a single palm slap which has a 4" distance from your face as a starting point. roddy fuckin poo

>>714566289
If my gf isn't a little bitch, she'll sue you for sexual assault, and we'll enjoy the profits. Thanks

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>>714571370
Daddy issues: the post.

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>>714566289

that's one fine finnish copypasta

youtube com /watch?v=YAXaCmky4Hw

how it would go.

Still, mirin those gainz.

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>>714566289
I prefer to be slim.

>>714577085
Do...do you even have a chest, bruh?

>>714566289
Did /fit/ reject you?

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>>714566289

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>>714577448

Delete this

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>>714577199
>>714577601

>>714577601
I mean, your shoulder's aren't terrible, and I'm miring the beard, but can I ask a question?

What is your bench?

>>714566289
Your post is making me cringe.... Are you autistic?

Keep at it with the weights though, you'll be fat by the time you're 35 mr. tough guy.

Fifty Fucking Centimeters.

>>714566289
no one fucking cares. NO ONE.

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>>714577805
I don't bench; only cardio.

>>714578124
Well, in that case, nice job.

You definitely have the BF%. If you lifted, even twice a week, you'd be in a good place. Way to go, friendo.

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>>714578270
Thanks. I want to be as slim as possible.

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>>714578952
>my chocolate bear
er....

>>714567455
This. I'm 6'4'', played pro handball all my life and I'd probably die in a street fight.

>>714567617
Probably couldn't get your biceps through her vajay - I'm impressed by them more now, knowing how loose a lady she was.

>>714569553
Do I comment on 4chan furiously when someone knocks on MY door? Umm... that's private.

I need to go out more.

>>714579856
are you the proportionate 6'4'' or are you lanky AF?

>>714567395
better than what you american cunts do

>>714566289
Hoe much you curl, noodle arms?

>>714580801
I've weighed around 220lbs for 10 years now. Altho yeah, probably a bit on the lanky af side

>>714581275
Dominate the entire planet/save it every fifty years or so?
We'll be saving you from the EU next, chill.

>>714568630
needs a gun for selfdefense and lacks a dick

>>714566289
Jerking off men really paid off for you faggot

Snap that thin wrist

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>>714567802
And thats just 'your' HEAD!.....'Nose Ointment!'.

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>>714567953
ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhh (raspberry!.)

>>714566289
>I am enjoying my life.
hahah ok, buddy

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>>714568203
If you can't convert between centimetres and inches I think you are calling the wrong person stupid...STUPID!

(let alone you can't spell)

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>>714568459

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>>714569023
Greco-roman..is that like 'oliver reed and alan bates?!'......'Nose Ointment!.

once again, OP is faggot.

I would choke slam you and curb stomp your neck.

I would then defecate on your paralyzed body and film it.

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>>714577085
That 'black square' is very small!.

Gay faggot here quickly biting the bait, muscular guys who think that their muscles, and only that, will make them somewhat desirable are tarded

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>>714574580
Best post of the thread.

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>>714583710

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>>714583917
It's more of a rectangle.

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>>714569553
>you goddamn pomeranians

>>714566289
Try taking a hit to your solar plexus. No 50 cm is gonna do shit when you're on the ground wheezing like a little bitch. While your wheezing you could taste the toe of my shoe as well.

>>714569877
why

>>714568025
this

>>714566289
The gym won't save you, pussy.

Come to Erie, PA 16504 and I'll roast your stupid ass. We don't play those games here where buff meatheads get to be the bullies. You have control over scrawny Normie's but the fight scene here is incredible. You're the type of dude we film getting their shit WAXED in public and make you quit social media.

Square up, bitch. Drop this donut and catch a ride home with Emergycare.

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>>714584259
The earth is more of an oval but I'm not that pedantic ....

>>714584916
The gym won't save you, pussy.

Come to Erie, PA 16504 and I'll roast your stupid ass. We don't play those games here where buff meatheads get to be the bullies. You have control over scrawny Normie's but the fight scene here is incredible. You're the type of dude we film getting their shit WAXED in public and make you quit social media.

Square up, bitch. Drop this donut and catch a ride home with Emergycare.

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>>714584916
>I'll roast your stupid ass

You yanks....always thinking of sex!!

>>714585155
This was never funny.

>>714584259
this bitch triggers me every goddamn time. shes the WORST wife anyone could possibly have and shes a selfish illogical cunt to boot. its the "keiko show" ft. her pawn O'Brien.
>as if that asshole didn't have it bad enough as is now he gets to be trapped in a loveless marriage with a selfish bitch who pawns her kids off on him every chance she gets to go fuck some bajoran rando every 6 months
that poor man.

>>714566289
I'd make you eat your arm.

>>714566289
Look faggot nigger jiu-jitsu will own you all you know is to lift so suck it

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>>714585382
Fucking planet are YOU on retard...

>>714566289
Bait taken.
I work for a mason, and that has made me strong. I practice spear, spear+shield, and sword+shield combat, and that has given me a head for fighting. Neither of these directly make me dangerous in an unarmed fight, but they translate over a hell of a lot more than just lifting big things in a controlled environment.
Liftbros are fucking soft. Aside from the confidence boost, all that bulk doesn't do a whole lot more than just being fat in a fight. The most dangerous people I know are all bony fuckers.

>>714566289
Yeah, I would fight you.

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>>714585382
I like her strong personality.

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>>714585512
You should stop fighting fuckwit and learn to spell...

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>>714585666
Yes '666' motherfuckers...

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu fighter here. Yes. Muscle doesn't mean that much in a fight if your adversary knows what he is doing and is well prepared.

>>714585565
>all bony fuckers

Thank you. I always tell people this but no one listens.

>>714568025
Depends on the martial art. BJJ is obviously great, especially when you incorporate a bunch of judo.
The problem with grapplers is that even though they thrash people 1 on 1, it's fucking dangerous on the street because people who start fights with strangers usually have shitbag friends who will jump if they see their buddy getting fucked up (ESPECIALLY niggers).
That's where Muay Thai has a serious advantage, because of the mobility.
If you're doing MMA, I'm sure you're incorporating all 3, but it's something I've seen happen before with people who just go pure into grappling. They crush at competitions and in the ring, but they forget the deindividuation that happens with people on the street when their friends get into a scrap.

>>714566289
Not as big as you but I recon I'd kick you ass in a "street altercation"

>>714566289
Besides the whole bait thing.

I'd hop on your back and choke you out in a way comparative to Solid Fucking Snake.

50 centimeters or not, bitch.

>>714567617
good