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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train canoe explosion

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train canoe explosion incident several years ago.

I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.

So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
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Fuck it ill bite
rollin
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>>714531009
rolling
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>>714531009
Nudes of a fed chick awesome if we get trips can we get her name and graveyard
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>>714531009
89
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>>714531009
Rolling Rollin Rollin
Keep them corpses rollin
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Rooooollll
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please
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>>714531096
Motherfuck thats creepy
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This shit comes up every Christmas. Fuck you fanboi
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It's bullshit, but I'm a good sport for gets
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Rooooooooolll
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>>714531009
Graveyard address get
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>>714531096
She had a water burial so that wouldn't be possible anon
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picture is old, but I'l bump anyway
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Wow, this is so obviously fake.
Train canoe explosion incident?
Link to the story or this is so absolutely fake.
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>>714531189
Winrar
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>>714531189
winrar
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>>714531189
2nd try :,)
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>>714531189
OP here, I meant to type 69, it was her favourite number, I'm sorry you'll have to keep rolling.
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>>714531189
winrar
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>>714531219
I didn't read that far I was so happy for necrophilia
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>>714531009
>train canoe explosion

kek this pasta gets better every time I see it.
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>>714531189
WINRAR
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Train canoe? Is that similar to a truck kayak?
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>>714531219
You're such a faggot
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>>714531304
OP here, I don't want to talk about it please, brings back too many harsh memories. Respect my privacy and just roll for her nudes please.
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>>714531258
Dear diary.
Today OP was indeed a huge faggot with a fake story.
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while op is a faggot here is a girl that is dead


#Holleranonthewaydown
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>>714531340
Kek.jpg
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>>714531336
get cancer faggot
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>>714531258
My rooooollllllin asssss
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>>714531009
Train canoe like this OP?
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>>714531345
what happen
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Rooooooooollllll
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>>714531435
She jumped off a parking garage
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GAMBLIN'
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>>714531340
How can a made up story bring back memories that never happened OP?
How lonely are you OP? Have you never been touched?
How does it feel to be rejected by your mother?
When did you realise you were a huge faggot?
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Rooooooolllll
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>>714531009
89 get
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OP here, okay I'll make it easier, instead of having one specific number we'll make it trips instead.
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>>714531489
who ask shall recieve
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Rooooooollllll
Someone check dez dubs
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>>714531434
No that's a canoe train. Completely different.
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Dubs inbound
Ps rooooooolllll
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>>714531517
OP changed his fake rules to 69 mid roll.
To get non-existing nudes from a never been his girlfriend you need to roll 69 for OP to change the rules again and not deliver.
OP is indeed a huge faggot.
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>>714531556
We already got 89 faggot
>>714531489
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>>714531505
Rejected by my mother? I'm 30 years old and still live at home with her, how's about that for rejection. Jokes on you retard...
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69 get
Rooooooolllll
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>>714531600
So like this
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>>714531556
kys
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rollski
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>>714531009
Did they recover the body?

404bodynotfound.jpg ?
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>>714531641
See
>>714531258
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>>714531683
Or this?
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>>714531649
Confirmed, never had a girlfriend.
Never been touched.
OP is a cave dweller living in his moms basement cave.

Kill yourself.
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Off by one meme.roooooooolllll
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>>714531712
Yes but the nudes are pre-train canoe explosion
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rollinnnnnnn
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69 rolls laterrrrr
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rollerino
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>>714531753
I'm actually in the loft, we don't have a basement. Also I'm touching myself right now.
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>>714531800
Cute dubs
Roooooolllll
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>>714531009
gr8 b8 m8
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>>714531009
"girlfriend"
>bulge
k
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>>714531822
Cute dubs
Rooooollll
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Here fags someshitty movie shitty girl tits
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>>714531772
Good to know.
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>>714531258
OP is a faggot begging for internet points.
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>>714531987
lole
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roll 4 milana
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>>714531009
OP explain what a train canoe explosion is like
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>>714531960
She's hotttttt
Roooooolllll
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999 get
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>>714532034
>>714531009
And a Water Burial.

Interested parties and all that.
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69 getttttttt
Rooooollll
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>>714532034
See
>>714531340
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>>714532111
Winrar winrar
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Plz 69 get
Rooooool
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>>714532111
>>714532158
The offer of trips was dismissed so we reverted back to 69, sorry anon :(
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>>714532218
Ffffffff
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6 d 9 ultra get
Roooool
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I cho-cho-choose 69
(Sorry op)
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>>714532268
savage
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69 get
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>>714531009
>Roll
There I got 89 dump them
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>>714532268
Fc
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>>714532137
Are you a faggot respect privacy?

All my what
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Fukin roooooollllll
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>>714532292
Reroll
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6969 give me the 69
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I want death nudes
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Example
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Rerolling didn't see op 69 post
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Legendary roll 69 get
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>>714531009
I'd rather see pics of the train canoe explosion tbh
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>>714532419
Kek
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Roloing cause I've got nooting funny to say
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>>714532423
Fail
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Rooooooolin so hard
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69 is out of Stock
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Hardly rolllin
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Rooooooool
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Boobs in waiting
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68 get!
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Govnor
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RollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRollingRolling
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Plz get 69 roooool
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>>714532438
OP here, I'm not uploading pics of the explosion, that wouldn't be fair or in any way respectful to my dearest. Now please, just roll for her nudes.
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ugh
>roll
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Gif them here OP
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Reroll
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r.i.p fine fuckmeat
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Roll me daddy
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This
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>>714532553
Hottie got any pussy pics?
Rooooooooolin
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>>714532589
>there we are
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Memein for the nuuds
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This sucks
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>>714532604
Now u also have pics of the actual explosion?
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Raul
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89 is hit, OP is non-delivering faggot cunt
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>>714532522
rerollll
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Noodles get roooooool
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>>714532769
Winrar
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>>714532769
WINRAR
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Hi
>>714532769
Winrarrrrr
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>>714532769
Praise be 69!
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>>714532769
OP DELIVER NOW OR FOREVER BE A FAG
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>>714531009
Op is a faggot.
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>>714531009
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>>714532653
Picked them up from a different thread don't know her. Just saw god lvl tits and saved.
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>>714532769
winrar
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>>714532870
Name?
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>>714532769
OP has to prove he's not a faggot.
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>>714532218
>>714532111


OP I don't care for the nudes but got trips- explain at the least what a water burial is and a train canoe explosion.
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>>714532769
Winrar
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>>714532769
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>>714532769
OP here, just have to go to my Dad's house to get the USB with it all stored on. If you can keep the thread alive I'll post them here, I'll possibly be 30-45 mins maximum.

OP is not a faggot today : D
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>>714531009
0% chance OP has nudes of this overused picture
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>>714533176
Fuck you op. Wished you were in the train too
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>>714533176
OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>714533176
You sir are master baiter,
And a fag
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OP Here you are mistaken I meant to type the 69 after 89, her favorite number is 8969
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>>714533092
Water burial is when you dump the dead boy into water, normally a lake etc. but we put her in the local fishing pond, she loved fishing :(

The train canoe explosion is exactly as you'd expect, please respect my feelings by not making me have to talk about it any more.
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>>714533176
Your dad... Has ur ded gfs nudes?
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>>714533308
No i meant number 9838484217 sorry . This was her weight
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Oh the bait is good. Also rolex
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>>714533371
OP Delivers.

Good on you OP. I hope for the pics now.
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OP here, I got it wrong, post her favourite rare pepe and ill post the nudes
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>>714533308
This isn't true, I'm OP and I'm going to my dads now for the USB. My canoe seems to not be starting up so having to walk, may be about an hour now... : (
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>>714533597
KEEEEEEEKKKK
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>>714533597
What types of canoe do you fuckers use?
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>>714531009
Over used picture is overused but enjoyable bait
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>>714534343
Why op won't deliver
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>>714534516
He said he's gone to get the USB with the pictures on, read the thread retard
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>>714532653
win rar
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Bumping for life
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>>714533371
Dude, no one here knows what a train canoe explosion is. So how can i t be what we expect? Was she canoeing on a train track when a train hit her and exploded?
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>>714535058
Come on man, respect OP's wishes and show some respect. It's fairly obvious what he means so just use your imagination.
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Rolling for 89
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>>714531219
I'm rolling just cause of the way op embraced the fakeness of this story.
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>>714531772
I just went very soft, very fast.
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>>714535518
Kek
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>>714534585
0/10 try harder autist


Try finger painting
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>>714535644
Lol you ragin because you don't know how to read a thread
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A exploding canoe, hilariously ironic, fuck the faggoty OPs gf, a exploding canoe is the funniest fucking thing i have heard in weeks
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>>714535797
It was actually a train canoe explosion he said
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>>714532589
SOOOO, is this happening orrrr
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>>714536001
OP mentioned he had to get the USB from his friends house or some shit, he should be back pretty soon said 30 minutes
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>>714536068
See
>>714533597

Apparently his canoe wouldn't start up or something so gonna be a bit longer....she's hot af I wanna see this shit
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>>714536001
Yup it's happening
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>>714536115
stop fucking rolling don't u read the thread
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>>714536001
Be patient anon, OP said he was delivering
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Bump for thirst
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This is a copypasta are you all new?
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>>714531009
Rolling for name and graveyard.
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>>714531009
davai
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>>714536814
I've seen similar but I think this one seems legit. OP getting nudes for us soon anyway so time will tell
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>>714536918
Water burial apparently so no graveyard
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>>714531009
OP is a faggot, that's milana vayntrub, the at&t girl. reverse image search it.
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>>714536814
People like you really piss me off, shouting BAIT at every single thread. How much weed do you smoke that makes you that paranoid to think that everything is fucking bait????

Just read the thread.....
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>>714537252
confirmed, wow what a babe
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>>714531009
Visable penis. Husband, OP. Also please respect your husband's passing.
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>>714537383
faggot, see:
>>714537384

go to hell and die
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>>714537419
Well he didn't say pic related so maybe he didn't mean that was his gf.

OP is coming back in about 10 minutes to post the nudes and you'll feel like he idiot you are when he does
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>>714537384
Shame she died in that canoe train explosion
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>>714537542
OP??????
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>>714537513
she's probably fat and we're all wasting our time - and ha no not 10 min, he changed it to an hour
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>>714537637
Confirmed
See>>714533597

Apparently his canoe wouldn't start up so had to walk
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>>714531742
>>714531683
>>714531434

fucking lol
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>>714537384
no you wrong
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>>714531009
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>>714532589
Dump them you fake fuck
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>>714538022
Checked. Why are we still rolling tho?
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>>714538103
Erm the nudes lol
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>>714537907
lol idiot, fucking google it
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>>714537578
Yeah just got the pics commencing dump
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>>714531009
>train canoe explosion incident

That sounds like it could be a movie.
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>>714538210
Finally!!

Each shit doubters
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>>714538184
google is not my prophet of truth bastardos
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>>714531009
that pasta is not old at all hahah

I feel so old now, btw
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You faggots do know we had this thread a few weeks ago, right?

OP is never gonna deliver.
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>>714538536
>>714538210
OP is delivering look
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>>714531009
>>714531060
>>714531082
>>714531096
>>714531122
>>714531134
>>714531137
>>714531148
>>714531151
>>714531160
>>714531164
>>714531189
>>714531196
fuck i would like to tag everyone in this fucking thread...
You fucking summerfags...It's like 15th time i see this thread about "canoe explosion"...
You are the reason that 4chan is dead
KYS
yes i am fucking buthurt
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>>714538536
Read the thread retard, we got 89, then trips, then 69 and then OP went to get the USB with them on it and he's already started delivering, look about 4 posts up.....
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OP here sorry it's goin so slow I'm starting to tear up looking at these old photos
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>>714538737
> KYS
> calls someone a summerfag
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>>714538740
>Being in this much denial
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>>714538740
>>714538271
>>714538309

HA! FUCKING FAGGOTS.

>>714538766
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>>714538766
She's so beautiful, I'm sorry for your loss :,(
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>>714538766
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>>714538766
almost a good shop job but her face skins not the same color as the rest of her body
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>>714538875
I don't think that's her, this must be a troll posting this picture.

Show some respeck
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I really do miss her
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>>714532268
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>>714538802
I am a summerfag because i told you to kill youself? been here since like 2008 and the fact that i said KYS instead of kill yourself means i am a summerfag?
KILL YOURSELF
There ya go
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>>714533574
Rare?
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>>714531009
Jesus christ you all are the newest of fags
Did anyone even think to reverse image?
Clearly fake and gay, this girl has been on this board hundreds of times
Op have no nudes, you all are getting trolled as bad as Bernie thinking he could win the Democratic nomination
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>>714539075
since 2008? what a waste of ....holy shit you've spent almost a decade wasting your life
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>>714539075
I believe you now, sorry anon
>>
Old pasta you fucling newfags. Jesus what has /b/ become
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>>714539142
Op is delivering newfag look before you leap
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>>714531009
Pics of train canoe please
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>>714539269
WINRARRR!!!
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>>714532870
nice cutter scars, bet her daddy is real proud
>>
Op here, I'm a massive faggot so there will be no nudes
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>>714539269
Did you even read the post you commented on or are you a nigger?
You have been trolled, fake story and fake pics. I would advise putting the phone down, remove the 9inch dildo from your anus, and pay attention to 4th grade
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>>714539597
Already started delivering but nice try
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>>714531009
> What happens when her dad finds them floating on the internet

> These hungry dogs can find their own tits online
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>>714539688
These are the posts that make it all worthwhile :^)
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>>714539688
Ya know unless I'm the one posting the nudes and trolling and succeeding ya cuck.
PS you mad bro?
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>>714531009
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>>714538846
don't care about the pure bullshit of op
just want find the real girl; I don't think it's Milana and i'm i prouve it : source http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166902081
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>>714531484
>>714531345
But why, she's so pretty.
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