Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
Hiii
>>714514534
hi
Breads go too fast
Hello everyone. I finally made it through 10 games of league after the season reset so im pretty tired.
Thread is dead
>tfw you can't wake up inside
>>714517275
Why is he so purrfect?
>>714517898
neither can thread
>>714517898
wake me up inside~
>>714518093
I guess everyone is dead
>>714518165
Save me from the dark
>>714518718
I can't because I'm not Yukki
>>714518878
What?
Let me make something clear, Yuno's my waifu. Yuki is a faggot who can't do shit
You're not talking to Yuno, you're talking to someone who claims Yuno as his waifu
>>714519102
So I'm talking to Yukki
>>714519257
Please don't
I'm not sure what you're doing but no
>>714519448
S-sorry, I'm just /trash/ and I'm used to people roleplaying as their avatars. So anyway what's so special about Yuno? I know she's insane and stuff, but why would you fall for someone like that?
>>714519585
It's alright I suspected something like that
I like crazy, she's crazy for me and would do anything to keep me and protect me
>>714518718
guess not huh
>>714519883
What do you mean not?
Place seems pretty dead to me
>>714519719
I can't really remember the anime cuz I saw it all in one go, but I remember her drugging Yukki (which was pretty funny). Would you still love her if she did that to you?
>>714520187
I want to cut her hair.
>>714520012
i see 3 others besides you
>>714520063
I don't see why not
Though I'd be a bit surprised but I'd be able to forgive her
Also she drugged him because he was hanging out with other people and she was afraid to lose him
>>714520313
Alice you and other pink haired?
That's counting a bit rich don't you think
Also I'm leaving soon
Actually leaving now
Goodbye thread
>>714520376
I have to rewatch that anime, it was a pretty good laugh.
>>714520512
Have a nice day.
>>714520376
bye
>>714520263
Touch her and die
so many pink hair cutes
>>714520769
I just want to snip the ears.
>>714520842
^^;
>>714520842
pink hair is ok but i like blue more
>>714520959
Cut her ears and die
>>714521140
C-can I touch them at least?
>>714521169
Show me you have nothing in your hands
You must pick 3
>ugly
>smells bad
>call of duty
>virgin
>fat
>mountain dew
>>714521454
I'm an ugly virgin who drinks mountain dew. Was this supposed to be hard
>>714521240
Don't you trust me?
>>714521454
CoD, virgin, Mountain Dew
>>714521545
>fat
>Mountain Dew
>fat here
>>714521635
Not after your earlier statements
>>714521662
That's only 2
>>714521454
mtn dew ugly virgin
>>714521454
Smells bad, virgin, DO THE DEW. Smell can be countered.
>>714521886
Don't judge me
>>714522018
Hey tomoko what's up
>>714522117
nothing just sitting right now
>>714521886
But she's so cute, I can't take it
Mountain Dew is pretty good though.
Claiming Yuuko.
Claim
>>714522717
Fuck off rin
>>714522871
-wanna suck my dick?-
>>714523130
No
>>714523176
-why not?-
>>714523249
Because i'm not gay
>>714523323
Forgot pic
>>714523323
>>714523352
-you're a guy!?-
>>714523490
Yes
>>714523560
-i thought you were a gril-
>>714523716
How?
>>714523810
-because cute-
>>714524165
Ok
>>714522186
Alice a top cute
>>714524401
-this is awkward, i fapped about 40 times to you already-
>>714524722
Me or my waifu?
>>714524778
-you-
I am back
ERP time of day I see?
>>714524817
How did you do that?
>I walk into the bedroom and exclaim
HI ITS ME UR BROTHER
note to self:
>
>>714524869
-time to kill myself-
>>714524830
yeah sex me
>>714524955
Why?
>>714524958
I don't think you want that
So I was banned for posting a waifu thread ysterday, and yet I could still post anyway.
Which seems kind of strange.
>>714525035
maybe i do
>>714525185
weird
>>714525269
Why?
>>714525185
Mobile?
>feels like -21 degrees
>>714525498
Fahrenheit?
>>714525574
Celsius.
>>714525620
Oh wew
That's still cold as fuck though what the fuck
Got freeze free or what?
>>714525318
i dont know boredom
>>714525468
I don't own a phone.
It was on my laptop, and that's the only device I have.
Don't really know.
>>714525742
You're gaming though
>>714525680
Freeze free?
I'm sure I'll stay warm though.
>>714525855
Don't you get free from school when it hits temperatures like that?
I didn't really know how to put it
>>714526006
It'd have to be a lot colder than what it is, at least I'm pretty sure.
>>714525786
i cant follow this game for the life of me so give me your body
>>714526157
Colder than -21?
Damn are you guys polar bears or something. It's -5 here and I am already freezing my ass off
>>714526236
Isn't lost planet that horror/survival game?
Why can't you follow it?
>>714526325
Yea, pretty used to the cold here.
>>714526375
Oh damn I didn't know Nebraska, if I remember right, was that cold
Only going to get colder I guess
I had a nice kek today
My dad also started studying. A Master degree for Natural desaster management as well as rescuieng.
>mfw my dad's degree is in english literally "Master of Desaster"
>>714526856
Disaster?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JIAOUFKY4jI
>>714526955
Woops, seems like I misspelled disaster, yeah, he's going to become a Master of Disaster
>>714526585
It gets pretty cold, yea. Also gets stupidly humid in the summer.
But I should be leaving to school now tsun. Stay warm.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=E4HpnegFsFk
>>714526325
its a coop mess that im not sure i like
Daily reminder flat is best
This is mine.
>>714527046
Alright have a good day shiro
>>714527203
Then why are you still playing?
>Fucking CLAIMED
>>714527451
>
>>714527203
smug
>>714527463
tsunyun
>>714527451
boobs are nice though
>>714527463
friends are
>>714527650
hi
>>714527823
They are, in moderation. Anything more than a B cup may as well be inflation porn.
カラミチーマス
Feels nice outside
>>714524701
I wouldn't mind her being on top :3
>>714528046
any size even big ones
Cirno claim
>>714528260
Anything more than AA is equivalent to scat fetish level disgusting.
>>714527650
Hey chara
Sorry for bailing so suddenly last night
>>714527823
I see
Then bail on them
Hi everyone. Thought i'd pop in for a bit before i have to get ready for work.
>>714528302
im not sure how big that is but big ones do look comfortable
>>714528386
well we are done now. i really dont understand that game
>>714528456
hello
>>714528491
How did tomo cut her hand in pic? ?
>>714528553
it isnt cut but i dont know why it is that color
>>714528606
Silly artists hands dont blush !
>>714528640
anythings possible i guess
>>714528456
Hey bacon
>>714528491
Why not though?
ERP with me Miku
>>714528491
Hand holding this early in the morning, h-how lewd.
>>714528703
Hi.
>>714528758
>unzips nips
>>714528703
nothing is explained. first there is snow pirates and the fight some government then its no longer snowing and youre in a jungle then it snows again. then youre in the government and you try to steal a railway cannon that cant leave the rails even though you have mechs and stuff. its just non nonsensical
>>714528803
for you id do more in the morning
>>714528456
>>714529033
Hi
>>714528803
How are you today?
>>714528867
That does seem kinda random
Why did you guys pick that game up of all games?
>>714529189
Oh hai Haruhi
How did therapy go yesterday?
>>714528867
It's funny, i was just thinking the only thing i want to do in the morning is you.
>>714529033
Hiya Yui.
>>714529189
Hi Haruhi.
>>714529215
i dont know they said it was cool so i thought ehh if they want to
>>714529282
oh my
>>714529282
How are you doing today, crisp?
Lunch was nice.
>>714527823
heya
>>714528386
Oh, don't worry about it, It's okay
Erp with me Mikuno
>thread is 5 hours old
So glad Waifu is dying lol
>>714529578
hi i was about to go to bed
>>714529678
FUCK ME DADDY
>>714529215
>>714529393
Pretty good, aside from having to go to work soon. how about you?
>>714529358
<3
>>714529358
Turns out they don't know shit
>>714529578
Eh
How are you today?
>>714529678
/Waifu/ is dead
>>714529734
<3 im going to go to sleep now for i am tired. I will dream of you until next time
>>714529763
well no they are just confused as i am so its fine also night yuno
>>714529692
In that case, don't let me stop you and have a good nights sleep
>>714529763
I'm fine, like always, thanks. Just listening to some relaxing vidya music and enjoying one or two days of peace before hardcore craming again
YOUR FAMILY IS ASHAMED OF YOU.
THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT YOU.
>>714529805
Alright, hopefully it will be a sexy dream. Goodnight Tomo.
THE SIGHT OF YOU CAUSES NORMAL PEOPLE TO TURN AWAY IN DISGUST, AND LATER RIDICULE YOU.
NO OTHER PERSON WILL EVER LOVE, OR EVEN LIKE YOU.
YOUR CARTOON WIFE WILL NEVER COME TO LIFE. SHE WILL NEVER KISS YOU DURING THE DAY OR MISS YOU WHEN YOURE AWAY.
I love not working.
>>714530251
Are you alright?
YOUR CARTOON BRIDE WILL NEVER BE AT YOUR SIDE. YOU KISSLESS VIRGINS ARE BURDENS. CONSIDER SUICIDE
YOU ARE WORTHLESS. THE EARTH IS A WORSE PLACE FOR YOU BEING ALIVE.
DO THE ONLY GOOD THING YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS TO END IT.
>>714514398
Hello again
>>714515330
Scary accurate. Dogs age much better.
>>714520063
Hello other guy that I vaguely recognize.
Most anime wives look the same.
>>714530402
I have my 4 wives at my side literally right now.
>>714530490
Earth does kinda suck these days.
>>714530494
She has really round eyes
>>714530563
How does it feel to be an ugly virgin pretending that you fuck dogs in the Internet because you beat your small ass dick to s drawing of a dog in your moms roach infested basement
>>714530665
Yes and she has pink hair. That's how I can tell her apart.
>>714530677
Well at least you're not another moron that claims I fuck dogs because I can't "get wimunz" or something.
I have no need to masturbate anymore. Do you have a girlfriend?
>>714530775
She also has a Beretta M9.
>>714530563
YOU ARE ALONE.
LYING TO STRANGERS, WHILE TRYING TO LIE TO YOURSELF.
EVERYDAY YOU BECOME MORE REPULSIVE AND DEMENTED, MASTURBATING ALL DAY TO ANIMALS.
YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED.
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE ALONE?
THE WORLD HAS SQUEEZED YOU TO THE OUTSIDE LIKE A PUSS FILLED PIMPLE.
POP YOURSELF, PIMPLE.
NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU.
>>714530881
But I thought she was a peaceful waifu? I hope that's for self defense only.
>>714530906
Like I said, I haven't masturbated for years. Not since I lived with my family.
It took a lot of money, stress, and work to move out.
Why are you feeling so down man?
>>714530775
It's true though. You clearly can't get women and are still a virgin. It's not that you fuck dogs because you're too autistic to get women, it's that you lie to a bunch of other greasy man children about doing so just because you jack off to a cartoon animal, you're exaggerating to seem edgy. It's really sad as fuck but I can't help but laugh and imagine how much of a neckbeard you are.
>>714529246
Not well
>>714531073
I literally go dumpster diving for food, which, admittedly is very financially beneficial, but hardly something to seem edgy about.
Why would I lie about my moderately successful yet precariously positioned life? If I made the wrong financial moves, I'd be fucking screwed. Not like I have much leeway without careful savings and financial planning.
What makes you think I'm lying about anything? I'm not a millionaire by any means.
>>714531090
You're one of the biggest faggots in these threads. Assuming you are actually this depressed and not just a 15 year old trying to fake mental health issues for attention, claiming a cartoon character as your wife all day with a bunch of other depressed virgins isn't gonna help. Go outside, get a real girlfriend instead of this poorly drawin Chinese drawing. If your "Waifu" was real, she'd have huge eyes way too far apart from one another, and no nose. Come on man how desperate are you?
>>714531037
No lol she's pure evil and kills everyone in the anime.
>>714531249
In that case I need the name of the anime!
>>714531090
How so? What happened?
>>714531232
>he changes the subject and pretends I mentioned ANYthing about his financial situation
Nice try. I was talking about how you're a hideous permavirgin exaggerating the fact that all you do is masturbate to a cartoon animal while you lie with a bunch of other lying neckbeards about fucking dogs.
THE SHEEN OF GREASE ON YOUR UNWASHED FACE REFLECTS THE LIGHT OF YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN.
YOU FEVERISHLY MASTURBATE YOUR SMALL PENIS TO ANIMATED CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
YOU ARE SICK.
YOU ARE A DISEASE TO YOUR FAMILY.
YOU A JOKE TO PASSERS BY.
YOU ILLICIT THE SAME REACTIONS FROM PEOPLE AS A COCKROACH.
WORTHLESS.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW TRUE LOVE. THE CARTOONS DO NOT LOVE YOU.
END THIS.
>>714531438
Fucking this hahahah
>>714531312
"Sabagebu!"
>>714531438
>>714531479
>reaplying to own post
>>714531544
/thread
>>714531249
I don't watch anime so I wouldn't know. She seems peaceful in most of the pictures.
>>714531312
What is the best anime to watch that isn't autistic as fuck?
I tried watching Seven Deadly Sins but it was fucking dumb. Any adult anime with a realistic story and no annoying comic relief characters? Something like death note but a bit more mature?
>>714531380
I can't get in a bad mood because I just finished with my husky and golden.
Man I really want a doberman. Maybe a great dane. I want to feel shorthair against my skin. Not that I'm tired of fur. I just want to feel some hot doberman body.
>>714531521
They have a machine gun so clearly self defense.
>>714531544
>reapplying
Kek
>posters: 33
Good one. You're just mad that people see how cringey this is and you're too autistic to get the message you aren't wanted on any board on 4chan
>>714531605
>he continues to avoid the subject because he knows he's a fat virgin spewing bullshit to a bunch of other pathologically lying virgins in a thread about pretending a cartoon character loves you back
>>714531636
post screencap then
ITT: mad autist pretends to be laughing at calm autists
he he x D
>>714531599
>>714531544
/thread ing your own post
>>714531605
That's just her mask
>>714531605
Defending themselves from a murderer, yes.
>>714531735
Bet you won't respond because you got proven wrong kek
>>714531793
Nope, I was just curious
>>714531811
You not only responded to you own post, you /threaded it. Post screen cap to prove me wrong
>bet he won't do it
>>714531811
He found another person stupid enough to be sucked into the void which is these threads. Great success.
>>714531888
I'm not even the same guy you were talking to
>>714531920
>when you get proven wrong: the post
>>714531521
>Start the anime
>Not even one minute into the anime and already a gun was drawn
>Proceeds to kick them out instead of using the gun
I have several questions but I like it so far
>>714531605
Death note but a bit more mature... Hmm... that's a hard one considering anime is made for teenages
I'd say Umineko no Naku Koro ni has a more mature theme, but you'll still have comic relief characters
>>714514138
Claimed an underrated one. There shall be no mistaekS.
>>714531969
What? I knew it was a new guy. Thanks for recruiting, fam.
>>714531752
>implying
>>714530251
no shit sherlock. but 99% of peoples sexual fantasies ever come true either yet they have them.
>dog poster stopped responding to me because he knows I'm right and I'm hurting his feelings
>how his ass looks right now
>>714531711
There was a subject?
>>714531780
I see. Why is such an aggressive lady your waifu?
>>714531920
These threads will be a fond memory once the internet gets censored, China style.
Not many other places I can speak freely about my sexual preference.
>>714532001
I see. I guess that's why I've never really enjoyed it. Even Cowboy Bebop. I just can't get into it. Death note is the only half decent one I've seen, but it's not as good as something like Spartacus on Netflix. Or the Vikings series.
I'm really into medieval and dark age warfare stuff for some reason. Excluding game of Thrones which feels kind of cheesy to me.
YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT RAPING ANIMALS AND CHILDREN.
YOU PATHETIC, DISTURBED SCUM.
YOU ARE THE FILTH IN THE UNFLUSHED PUBLIC TOILET OF LIFE.
YOUR OWN PARENTS COULD NOT BARE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR EMBARRASSING BEHAVIOR.
YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER WEEP ENDLESSLY FOR THEIR MISTAKE, YOU.
THEIR SHAME OF YOU CAN ONLY BE MATCHED BY SOCIETIES' DISGUST OF YOU.
GIVE BACK TO THE EARTH.
YOU ARE A MAGGOT, EATING SHIT.
RETURN TO THE EARTH THE LIFE YOU SQUANDERED.
WALK INTO THE TREES.
BREATH ONE LAST BREATH.
>>714529981
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>>714531920
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>>714532200
>he refuses to address what I'm saying because it hurts his fragile, autistic feelings
How pathetic do you feel lying to a bunch of human cockroaches about fucking animals just because you're an overweight virgin who jacks off to a children's movie?
>>714532001
I hope you like it, I fell in love with the MC because of similarities in personality we share.
>>714532200
Watch it and find out! There's 5 of themand they all love killing shit.
>>714532200
China's internet is **** *********** *****
>>714532300
Why did I get a you?
>>714532200
Maybe Utawarerumono then....
It's set in a fantasy feudal japan.
Someone wakes up, no memories of his past and gets culture shocked. People have ears and tails, but he doesn't. He has no idea of customs. But he still helps those people, liberating them from their dictator
But, I'm not trying to get you into anime. It also has comic relief characters simply because it's an anime.
>>714532338
Sure, I'll keep on watching it
>>714532311
I'm fit from a full year of constant sex with my dogs.
>>714532338
Eh, anime's not my thing really. I like realistic shows and documentaries. Survival shows, ancient civilizations, medical docs, etc. I've always been a realist. Even the furry fandom never appealed to me. I want reality, not fantasy.
>>714532365
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>>714532507
No offense, but not my cup of tea.
SLUMPED DOWN ON THE FILTHY CHAIR WHERE YOU SPEND 90% OF YOUR WAKING HOURS.
STINK. THERE IS STENCH COMING FROM ALL OVER YOUR BODY.
LOOK AROUND YOU IN THE ROOM YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A DUMPSTER.
YOU ARE A RAT LIVING IN GARBAGE.
ABSCESSES, PUSTULES, AND TERRIBLE ACNE COVER YOUR FACE, BACK, ASS, CHEST, NECK, AND UPPER INNER THIGHS.
YOU REPULSIVE OPOSSUM.
ANY HUMAN WOULD PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A RABID ANIMAL, GIVEN THE CHANCE.
A MERCY KILL.
PITY CANNOT EVEN BE FELT FOR A CREATURE AS PATHETIC AS YOU.
TAKE ONE STAND.
ONE ACTION.
PROVE YOUR CONVICTION.
YOUR FAMILY DOESNT BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH.
ONE LAST DEEP BREATH.
DO IT.
THE SCION OF HUMANITY SIPHONS THE AETHER OF HUMAN REASONING.
HEAR, SEE, AND FEEL WHAT IT CONCEALED BY THE PRISONS OF PERCEPTION AND IDEOLOGY.
YOU, DOG RAPER.
RETRIBUTION WILL FIND YOU SLEEPING.