So I was walking back from my calculus 2 class, when this girl

you cant think of anything yourself you autistic fuck?

She insulted you intellect, you should find a way to make her an hero

>>714480383
I'm thinking about standing up, walking to the front of class and calling her a dumb, stupid bitch. In front of everyone. She'll be devastated.

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>>714480492
put weed in her backpack then call the cops on her

>>714480201
>Stacked with muscles
>IQ 150

Pick one, we all know meat heads are stupid as fuck.

Nerds are frail, no pussy getting cucks.

>>714480201
>I'll take "things that never happened" for $100, Alex

>>714480492
Have sex with her, record it and post it on /b/. Then she will anhero

>>714480620
You obviously have never met a person like me. I am the smartest person in all my classes by a factor of 10. I am jacked and I don't even have to work for it. No, seriously, I never work out and I am as toned as one of those meathead jocks that works out 5 times a week snorting protein powder.

>>714480620
weak manlet who thinks he's intellegent detected
>protip you're a fucking idiot too

>>714480201
kill yourself and blame it on her in your suicide note

>>714480943
Rolling for this, dubs get

>>714480201
Why would you waste all this time writing a fake story

>>714480201
As someone with an iq of 141, this is why intelligent people are thought to be assholes

>>714481056
If you can't fathom someone of my stature and intelligence, honestly I feel bad for you.

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>>714480878

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>>714480943
I vote for this

>>714481114
Asshole? I am not an asshole. Are people unable to keep up with me intellectually because my mind is so advanced? Yes. Do other guys envy me because I was born with a natural toned and muscled body? Yes. Am I an asshole? Nope.

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>>714480201
>>150 IQ, I am one of the best performing students at this college
On top of that, i'm stack out to the brim with fucking muscle at this point.

>>714480201
You should date her.that would be embarrassing

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>>714481561
So when are you killing this bitch?

>>714480878
>>714480879
>same fag

You're just some desperate lonely loser, below average nerd who thought a girl was actually flirting with you so you could do her homework. Kys.

>>714481221
Oh god. Break out the fucking thesaurus.

>>714481762
He's probably already doing it for her. Hoping she'd hug him for it.

>>714480201
>IQ over 150
>can't think of simple come back

>"Stacked with muscle"
>gets enraged when one girl says something to flirt with him

You really are quite "special" anon

>>714481762
Not the same fag, simpleton. Look at the IDs. Learn to read numbers, I have a 108% in Calculus 2, I should know.

Next you're gonna ask me to check out your lambo and your book collection right?

>>714480878
>>714480201
> I am an egotistical asshole and I am insulted that a person would think I'm human, therefore how do I make an ass of them and myself?

>>714482025
Actually, I drive a Lexus. Japanese cars are superior to American and German. In Fact, the Japanese are superior in almost every way to fascist America and pussified Europe.

>>714480201
Hate to break it to you OP, but abnormally high IQ like that doesn't exist without at least some traces of autism.
>turns out you're not perfect.

I think op is lonely guise. I'm worried for him

>>714482516
Well, I do have mild autism, but I'm highly functioning. I use my disorder to my advantage. I believe it gives me an edge over normal, uneducated people.

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>>714481990
So much bait...but im having fun

>>714482675
Lonely? I'm not lonely. I find conversation with the average person to be dull and uneventful. I am yet to find someone who has the same intelligence level as me. Talking to my average classmate is like a normal person conversing with a toddler.

>>714482702
OP, go back to the special ed classroom.

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>>714482177

Couldn't word any better.

>>714480201
its a trap.

>>714482702
Is the autism the reason you want to be a cockhead to a person who was nice to you? Or is that just you being a dick?

>>714482961
How did you level up your intelligence?

>>714483063
I'm sure you couldn't have. With your lack of vocabulary that comes with a sub average education, I'm sure you couldn't word anything any better.

>>714481561
Textbook superiority complex.

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>>714480201
Make sure you get to school early on before anyone else op, then when the buses start rolling up, burst out of the bushes next to the main entrance with a traffic cone on your head flailing your tiny dick at other students and screaming her name over and over.
That way everyone will think she's silly and laugh at her.

>>714483213
That makes sense that he's autistic. He doesn't know how to connect with others. Which makes him belive he's intelligent. This is sad guise

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>>714482717
ha i remember this

poor terry

>>714483213
Its the 'roids. He is a beta human with a superiority complex who wants to 'roid rage at anyone who dares call him a hum drum human, which in all reality, he doesn't even measure up to that kind of compliment.

>Girl flirts with you
>Retaliate

What

>>714483782
Fucking /b/tards.

Pic or it didn't happen

>>714480201
>girl flirts you with you
>gets angry and wants to act like a cuck to prove you are tough.
What are you fucken gay?

>>714483562
Think I'm intelligent? You better think twice, tough guy. I've taken the Mensa test and scored a 156. I KNOW I'm intelligent. I KNOW I am far superior to more than 99% of the population. I KNOW that I am superior to you.

>>714480201
>my calculus 2 class
>I have a >150 IQ

then why haven't you studied calculus *before* getting to college...

I know it is different in 'murica and you usually wait to learn what would otherwise be high school 'math' in Europe when you get to college.... but surely if you've got a 150+ IQ you could have studied this stuff a bit earlier - there are normal IQ European 16 year olds studying the same thing after all...

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>>714480201
>cocky
>conceited
>self-righteous
>faggot

You're what's wrong with your generation, faggot. pic related.

>>714483331
Listened to books on tape when daddy made me wear mom's underwear and played cave explorer with my boipucci

>>714484009
Kek I dun rattled it's cage

>>714483782
I'm not going to lay with some average women who assumes that I am 'normal'. Normal is barely above the competence of a neanderthal. I will not lay with a women unless she is at least semi-intelligent. I'm talking an iq of 120+ minimum.

>>714484300
Hahaha


Get help, lad. You are very sick.

>>714484009
Glad you're putting that 156 IQ to good use by having a pointless argument over the internet.

>>714480201
OP your post doesn't jive with your claim of intellect. Just ignore the bitch. If you are really interested in being smart you may want to consult a professional about how this triggered you, it's not normal.

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>>714480201

People are buying this?

>>714484410
It's the autism.

>>714484523
Like I've said, my slight autism only plays into my superior intellect. I use it to my advantage.

>>714484438
Some of us are just here for the entertainment.

Whats autism?

>>714484754
It also makes you a social reject with a superiority complex. That is not a fucking advantage. That is the shit that will get you killed or fired from any miraculous job you somehow manage to find.

OP, the longer you participate in this thread, the more likely it becomes that you will make a simple typographical error, at which point the discussion will be over and the thread will be flooded with ad hominem attacks about your inability to spell.

>>714484407
He's in the right place. Everyone here has a 140+ iq and a 8x6 dick that they earn $9000 an hour with.

I myself am a secret agent moonlighting as a brain surgeon and have to turn down 11/10 models on the reg because all their diamond jewelry scratches the paint on my 2018 ferrari escalade

>>714485087
Had a good chuckle, thx m8, needed that.

>>714485087
You're right. Didn't take that into consideration.

>>714480739
This. OP. Please, this.

>>714485042
o is me makin a spellin errer ground 2 dismis everythin i sed? Down boy, your meaningless babble isn't needed here. I have accomplished more in my short life than you will achieve in a 1000 lifetimes.

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>>714480201
What does she look like? Post a pics.

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>>714485609
You've yet to refute anything I've said OP.

>>714485683
I don't even know her name. Even if I did, I ridded of the pointless nature of Facebook years ago. She's about 5'5", thin, toned rear end, blonde hair. I will admit she is physically attractive, but I appreciate an attractive mind much more.

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>>714484960
A mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.

>>714485609
smoke less crack OP- godspeed nigger

I actually believe everything posted on this site. I'm an intelectual human bean

>>714480201
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>714480201
How about setting yourself on fire?

>>714486114
Sounds like anyone on /b/

>>714480201
This is why we call people on /b/ autistic. You have the perfect chance to date someone who may look nice and have some redeeming qualities if she's not too smart, and you're first thought is to embarrass her because you feel you're better than her? What benefit does this action give you other than looking like an asshole and an autistic fuck?

>>714486540
I feel bad for people who are not even slightly educated. If I embarrass them, perhaps it will stimulate them enough to pursue the only think that matters: knowledge.

I'm more smarter than you op. I got mad 2 times today when a girl was trying to get into my naughty parts.

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>>714486094
Buddy, there is nothing attractive about the female mind.

>>714486094
>ridded


The truth rears its ugly head.

>>714486713
You really are dumb. Now go and become even smarter.

>>714480201
>150 IQ

>Asking /b/ for advise

>>714487153
I advice you to spell check

You see kiddo, I use to think the same way.
over the past few years things have changed.
usually i would refrain from saying these things but what the hell.
Last November of 2010 changed my life, but...
October is where this begins.
So one day, I fresh out of high school decided to hang out with friends.
To most, I seemed like a social type.. but i had a secret.
The thing holding me back was myself.
He, my former self that is was...
Egotistical.
Going with the flow but one day
Accusations were.. well
Made
Everyone in the end ended up fighting
Myself that is, more like getting the shit kicked out of me. so in the end my mom got scared and told me to read the first line of the post.

>>714481561
The inevitable heat death of the universe cares nothing for your vast intellect. You are as inconsequential as an ant. If you wanted to make something of yourself get the hell off the internet and do it.

Well you are in the same math class, so she's probably at the same approximate level of education as you, Mr. Troll.

>>714480201
How about just be nice to her. Did you ever consider that?

>>714480201
A real genius would realize shaming her won't make her any smarter. Why don't you tutor her, smart guy? Impart your unprecedented intellect in a charismatic fashion and enlighten a person instead of making a her averse to you just to feed your own over inflated ego. Make some friends.