Waifu claiming thread, but different
>go to the link
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
>make your waifu
>post it here
>rate others
Good thing I came prepared for this day
You guys were so mad when you seen the time stamp with me and my girlfriend. Had us dying laughing.. The damage control was code red at that point. How does it feel to still be a lonely virgin while a guy who habitually teases you and spans your threads comes home from work to an actual girl every night?
Sonokawa claimed ^^
Are we really doing this in this thread
>>714480039
Haven't seen that!
>>714479190
Why the L? :o
>>714479541
The weather was pretty bad here too. A bit too warm for snow so it turned into rain.
Right now I'm good.
>>714480100
yes sir we are
>>714480100
Yeah why not?
>>714480039
'Sup bitch?
>Hex Maniac claim
カラミチーマス
Sleep soon
>>714480100
Guess so
Is this annoying?
still here
and
>>714479489
already have a waifu
>>714480206
>>714480166
fuck off niggers
>>714480206
How mad were you when you seen the time stamp? Still avoiding my questions huh
>when were you diagnosed with autism
>what does your virgin mind think a vagina feels like
>>714480166
best fairy tail girl
>>714480278
Alice is a cute
>>714480202
Because it feels wrong to take over a thread ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>714480288
No! Keep at it until bb comes home or is confirmed to be dead.
>>714479617
this is specifically the opposite of what I requested
>>714479718
Just got my ass handed to me by a lab final but otherwise not much
Drinking alone into another year of life
You?
>>714479729
Never underestimate fortune-tellers
>>714480307
Still salty I see.
Btw, what connection do you have to Sun Products?
Sameji claim'd
>>714480503
Answer the questions or I won
>>714480476
>>714480318
Answer my questions first. If you haven't already answered the first one
>what is your connection to Sun Products?
>is your dad a map maker or does he hire cooks?
>>714480570
>won an Internet argument having posting his fucking face and address on a thread he followed hates and shitposted more than the users
a winner is you
>>714480307
What's wrong? I just want to see it..
>>714480378
Oh hello Yuuki! Be quiet I'm not the only one from FT around here!
>>714480503
Absolutely none. I'm assuming your half ass research led you to some company I've never heard of. Just like the address I lived at in 2010 that doesn't exist after 2012, your dumb ass couldn't find an updated pic. You're trying too hard. How mad were you when you seen the timestamp of my gf? When were you diagnosed with autism? What does your virgin brain imagine a vagina feels like?
>>714480389
The old /animu/ community back in 2011 would take over active threads and derail them 24/7. I wish we could do that more often.
>>714480715
But it's true!
>>714480771
Oh, it's Yuno
>>714480675
Dude, you need to get better at this, you got proven wrong by someone teasing you for being a virgin so you're trying to be some edgy Internet hacker, but it's not working. Me and my dad work offshore. Kek.
>>714480571
That's acceptable
Hardly even 1lewd
>>714480882
Oi it's Yuuki!
>>714480953
A wew. Wews are acceptable
>>714480727
You're damage controlling. It's so obvious. Just tell me the truth. Unless you're a fucking coward.
Hey, how shit is this thread today?
>>714480953
>>714480975
Why is that psychopath smiling while holding a motherfucking combat knife?
>>714481041
No more or less than any other day
>>714481041
Kurumi ^^
>>714480715
Hi Levy!
>>714480975
How goes it
>>714480166
Where do you live my dude? Texas fag here. Always good to hear from anyone. L means Loss. It's slang
>>714480206
Sup slut :^)
>>714479675
>yuuki
Do you?
>>714481149
Absolute it is
>>714481170
....you
>>714481029
I work offshore with my dad 84 hours a week and then I get a week off. You're just mad that I proved I have an actual gf unlike you pillow fuckers, and now you're getting more mad that you're edgy Internet hacker shit isn't working either.
>how mad were you at the time stamp
>when were you diagnosed with autism
>what does your virgin brain think a vagina feels like
If you don't answer the questions, you're damage controlling, you lost, your an autistic virgin and you'll never lose your precious virginity
>>714481041
The usual
>>714481203
Grinding away in Destiny
>>714481041
Real shit my dude
>>714481046
Perfectly acceptable
>>714481212
what it do chris
>>714481019
this is true
>>714481212
Not much.
>>714481294
>daddy's boy confirmed
top fucking kek
>>714481212
No..
>>714481339
How very sad. Any good drops?
>>714481289
Best girl.
>>714481372
>>714480882
Well you were undoubtedly right, don't get me wrong!
I just don't want to make it some sort of competition..
>>714481190
Hello Haruhi!
>>714481212
But isn't that a weird way to incorporate this slang in a name?
>>714480039
fix your eyebrows they make me physically ill
>>714481470
How mad were you last thread when I time stamped with my gf while you jack off to cartoon characters?
>work 84 weeks
>daddy's money
Pick one
>>714480293
you have excellent taste in waifus my friend.
>>714481294
>failing to see how far you've come to win an internet argument on the shitties place of 4chan
>>714481600
Fine. Let's see your girlfr-nevermind
>>714481294
do we need to get an inferiority complex like you too?
>>714481535
Yeah, sure
>>714481635
>y-you mad
classy
>>714480389
Arisu.
>>714481392
>he got proven wrong on every single point he was trying to make so he's just giving up and ignoring me
My sides are in space
>>714481294
Which company?
Don't answer if you're a cuck faggot oedipedal diaper fetishist
>>714480039
Cool camera. How does it feel having a flip phone still when everyone else has smart phones?
>>714481709
I meant Kurumi is best girl.
>>714481709
>>714481773
okay, you got me. That's exactly what I am. With that out the way.
>how mad were you
>when were you diagnosed
>what do you think a vagina feels like you eternal virgin
>>714481799
You... are perfect.
>>714481642
same to you
>>714481943
Why do you insist on this ._.
>>714480476
Thinking about stuff.
OP here, just so everyone knows D.va is my waifu
I don't know if it's worse that people still reply to the shitposter, or that he thinks he's accomplished anything here
>>714481829
Yeah, she's pretty ok
>>714481682
>implying i give enough of a shit to keep one around
you being pussy whipped doesn't fix your face situation
>>714482053
Anything you care to talk about?
>>714482036
Love is the reason.
>>714481498
Na just that scout rifle I got last night which served me well, any other drops are just infusion material
>>714481583
Yeah haha, I always thought her magic was interesting. There's someone here who posts as Juvia, so yeah, no competitions. How's it going?
>>714481372
Well fuck it's you. Did you really have to say that?
>>714481392
Oh kek. Up to much?
>>714481498
Good. Cause you didn't see anything
https://youtu.be/7qXXWHfJha4
>>714481583
Okay I'm confused now lol
I might not have a girlfriend but I'm working on it.
Plus I love Cirno more than any 3DPD
>>714482187
Not really.
>>714482212
I don't even know who this is though
>>714481899
Not even gonna deny it?
Continue shitposting if you're a lonely weeb virgin who has no life.
>>714479489
This QT at the Trump thank you Rally in NC
>>714482335
I have all of your pictures saved, by the way.
You're the only reason I haven't slit my throat yet.
>>714482315
3D people are overrated
>>714482279
>MFW All my characters and ~90% of my exotics and good legendary gear are 400
>MFW Waifu brought the godroll distant star
>tfw they diss you for living in a trailer while they live in their moms house and earn no money of their own
>tfw the inside of my trailer is decked out with nice shit and we drive nice vehicles because 2 people don't need a big house
Feels good man. Try going outside every now and then
>55 inch 4K tv
>29 inch 4K monitor
>2 thousand dollar PC
>Xbox one
>ps4
>we buy every new game
>house is always stocked up with good food and snacks
>literally want for nothing and earn our own money
Kek, go ahead and say I'm a poorfag because I'm 19 and don't live in the same size house your parents have
>>714480039
Heyyyy, small-dick is back! Did you give her all 2 inches, or did you get pegged again?
>>714482509
>we drive nice vehicles because 2 people don't need a big house
>I live in a 3 bedroom house by myself
step it up
>>714482304
Clearly I did
What's up my man?
>>714482320
Alright. If you ever do, you know I'm here.
>>714482509
>console fag
>>714482467
>Mfw rolled a full auto distant star in first few matches
>Mfw it served well til I bought the godroll distant star
Finally outta the 393 LL loop, 395 is more promising.. hopefully I can join in some HM raids from /vg/
>>714482666
>by myself
Step it up virgin
>>714482357
>>714482509
Not even gonna comment?
Ask me questions if your life is shit tier than mine
>>714482446
Yeah but getting a 3DPD will expand the household, help pass on the genes, etc.
If I could do this with Cirno life would be great
>>714482509
I'm only 18 -_-
>>714482445
You should probably find additional reasons
>>714482509
>19
>Lives in trailer
>Thinks he has it made because he has typical luxury items
Holy shit suddenly everything makes sense
>>714482793
*shittier
This one was cute too
>>714482304
I was asking klonata what was the significance of that extra letter in his nickname.
>>714482294
I know, Juvia and I get along real fine!
May I also add that Yuuki is best sao girl?
I'm fine, what about you?
>>714482809
You spoke to me when nobody else would.
And for that reason. I'm madly in love with you.
I can't even believe you're talking to me right now, it's a dream come true.
Rumia claimed
>>714482822
Post the house that you bought on your ow- wait nevermind. Post the luxury items you didn't pay for with mommys credi- shit nevermind. Post a pic of your girlfr- fuck wait up
hi
>>714482743
>not living by yourself
>not being able to do whatever you want whenever you want because you keep that gremlin in the house
try harder
>>714482798
having children is also overrated
>>714482960
Fuck. I know that site but I don't remember the link. Help me out?
>rem
>>714482509
>Sideways photo
>Tv wires not hidden behind walls
>Xbox one
Well done, you've earned a (You)
Rate my poorfag outfit that you can't fit/afford
>>714482970
Why you ignoring me cuck?
Ignore if the only reason you have a girlfriend if because your daddy paid her to.
>>714482970
Oh shit, all things I have, hang on let me pack another bowl and laaaaaugh
>>714482947
Well, I'm glad you haven't killed yourself. You should probably go talk to a doctor though
>>714482970
>Post the house that you bought on your own
>i live in a trailer
you don't live in a house either you double nigger
>>714483200
Post a pict- wait nevermind you can't photograph a fictitious /b/ post
>>714483151
you dress like you're 12 and your parents just gave you your allowance
>>714483151
You wear shoes in the house? Are you some kind of savage?
>>714482741
I rolled like 3 Stars with full auto firefly and Braced Frame,
And a Lingering song with Hammer Forged, Feather mag and third eye/firefly
And i didn't even need to use my AK
Today was a good day
>>714483204
I'm fine now.
>>714483307
Or my ego isn't so small I need to take pictures for a child on an imageboard lmao
>>714483151
Camp pants
Red shoes
Can't have a girlfriend while looking this much like a fag, must be your sister.
>>714483151
7.5/10
Could use some work.
>>714483189
>he's literally begging me for a response
>he spent hours researching me
You're jealous as fuck. I'm ignoring you in hopes that it sets off your autism so bad I can turn on CNN tomorrow and see another autistic out cast shot up the school because his bully didn't reply to him in a thread about claiming a cartoon character as your wife
>>714483367
Have you spoken to a doctor though? It sounds a bit more deep rooted
>>714483436
Yeah, cool. Too bad I've posted proof of the shit I say. Anything you say is false until you prove otherwise and you're pic related
>>714482509
Not going to lie, I miss living with my mom. She used to cook for me everyday. Can't wait to see her on Christmas.
>>714483457
>she helps me shop for clothes
>>714482693
I do know, and I'm very appreciative of it.
>>714483520
A Doctor? No, no.
Did you not hear me before? I am fine.
Their is no issue here, unless you consider me to be an issue...
I refuse to make a waifu
>>714483069
Here you go: http://swfchan.com/32/156309/?chara.swf
>>714483494
Well, I only have one thing left to say.
Post your real address.
>>714483722
She has shit taste
But that's apparent, after all she likes your personality
>>714483803
Surely you can make something less shit that Rory
>>714482279
Boo, that stinks
>>714482304
Go away mr pengu
>>714482920
Hell yes she is! I'm fine, a little tired. Working on a term project for computer graphics
>>714483768
Well you said you were going to cut your throat before, that sounds like an issue, whether past or not should probably be brought up to a healthcare professional
>>714483367
Random anon here, but dude, you should really talk to a doctor. What you're displaying here is sign of some kind mental issue. I'm not saying this to be rude or a dick, I just don't know enough to point you to a specific problem you could have.
But things can be done to help you feel better, even if it has to be pills, they can work. Not right away, and sometimes it takes a several tries, but there is something out there that will work.
I know I sound full of shit and everything, I know what it's like to feel like absolute shit and be depressed and see no hope, but that's what being depressed does to you. Just fight through it to get yourself help, and when you get past it, you will be so happy that you did.
>>714483896
>implying you know me based on shit posts on an image board on a thread countless other people shit post
Tomorrow night I will gladly talk with some of you on steam so we can discuss these issues
>>714482693
Absolute loli madman!
Chilling my dude. You?
>>714482920
Oooohhhh! The origin dates back to how he had this chocolate kolache pic with konata in it. Someone made the nickname for him and he likes it a lot. Sorta like how I'm called smug
>>714483803
No u
>>714483722
You should stop letting her
>>714483850
>jealousy: the post
>>714483850
Forgot pic
>>714483365
So far I rolled meh weapons from bounties and infusion material armor
>>714483903
That's RNG for ya
>>714483619
Like I said, because you're an immature teenager with a fragile ego
>>714483896
Ill leave that to a Kurumi poster
>>714484058
u oN
>>714484133
Kek, at least I can bring her to the mall without everyone laughing at me unlike you and your body pillow
>>714483619
Its the opposite actually -_-
he's innocent of what your accusing him to be until it is proven otherwise.
>>714483151
>fake gold watch
>hip hop rap star sneakers
>military pants
Why can't you just be yourself and dress how you want? Why do you have to pretend to be someone you're not?
>>714483818
It wasn't what I was expecting, especially with the file stuff. Thanks a bunch though.
>>714484164
Kek, you really are scared. And I thought your girlfriend was the woman in the relationship.
>>714483698
Have this
>smug
>>714484211
You're a virgin defending a thread about claiming a cartoon as your wife. Let that sink in man
>>714483911
If you're talking about that, I just got out of the mental hospital not too long ago.
>>714484058
Got my shit kicked in by a final but it's all good
Drinking my way into another year of life
>>714484347
You're a teenager who relies on daddys money and good graces. I bet hes paying your bills. Now post pics of your AK or you are a waifu claimer.
>>714484297
She's too perfect to say the MF word.
>>714484261
>fake gold watch
Kek
>hip hop sneakers
Uhh, or a pair of Nike running shoes from foot locker
>military pants
Also pants my girl picked out for me at foot locker. You guys are just so sad it makes me cringe
>>714484347
I'm not defending the thread, hell, there isn't a single redeemable kind of thread on /b/, I come here for the porn. I just saw your posts frequently whenever on the front page and thought it was funny, then it made sense.
>>714484058
Aah so it goes wayy back! Yours is pretty obvious though.
>>714483903
Oh you're doing that in university?
That means you're probably done for the semester soon enough huh? Sleep is just around the corner!
>>714482509
>>714483151
Aren't you 19?
You didn't buy any of that one your own. Try again. Also your girlfriend is fucking ugly.
>>714484491
Nah, I got friends in Orleans parish prison on murder charges for guns that weren't even there's. I'm not posting my assault rifle for a bunch of man children to try and send a report to Orleans parish PD about. Keep pretending to be more mature than me while you defend a thread about claiming a cartoon character as your wife while me and my gf laugh at you sad neckbeards
>>714484347
>defending
From what?
>>714484712
But I did tho. I have a good job offshore. Fine, lets see your girlfr- oh wait. Body pillow*
>>714484047
You're acting superior to others for no real reason
not exactly what anyone would call a decent person
>>714484178
I'm happy I didn't get another five fusion rifles
And I don't care about armor because I already have my fashion established
>>714484233
I feel like you intended that to be insulting, but it just isn't
>>714484540
>footlocker
You really are poorfag, eh?
>>714484829
i'm calling you an ambulance, i think you have a head injury, you keep saying the same things over and over
Misaki reporting in
>exams are over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZy5r4dlgW0&spfreload=10
>>714484463
Sounds like you were in a bit of a rough spot there. Things are going better now though, which is good. Did the aforementioned incident happen before or after your stay?
>>714484707
Yep, senior year this year. I have (hopefully) 2 semesters before I graduate. Next week is finals for me.
>>714484868
I could've said Louie V and you desperate neckbeards would've called me poor. You're on code red damage control and after I posted proof of me and my gf, y'all are flinging shit at me for every thing possible. It's sad/ cringey/ hilarious
>>714484829
You can't work overseas without a college education...
No one loves me. I never had anyone love me, not even my mom or dad.
>>714484858
Probably. Its been a long day.
>>714485049
Daddy bought him a visa
>>714484858
If I get fusion rifles, they'll just be infused into my matadors
>>714485049
>he's so frustrated he can't read
Offshore. Off the shore of the Gulf of Mexico. I live in Louisiana. That is the main occupation for people in my area. I thought you ugly fat man babies would at LEAST be smart but holy shit
>>714484989
Before, obviously. It also happened before I came here, just incase you're curious about that, too.
>>714484929
That's some great news
>waves
>>714485105
Don't worry, I don't expect much from you
>>714485116
I got four 400 Raid Sidearms today, now I just need shards for my exotic specials