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So who was in the right, the roo or the human? >Roo headlocks

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So who was in the right, the roo or the human?
>Roo headlocks dog
>Roo lets go
>Roo gets punched

The way I see it the punch was completely unecessary. "Oh but the kangaroo would've attacked" Sure, and Saddam has weapons of mass destruction, right?
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But is the dogger ok?
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>>714448931
the dogs bullied the kangaroo
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>>714449385
the koogerdoo was assaulting the woofer so I think the hook was needed to teach it a lesson
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>>714448531
Anyone have a nice gif of this
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>>714449678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw
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>>714449796
randall from clerks is a badass
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Saddam's dead though.
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>>714450260
Thats what they want you to think
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>>714450345
i pretty sure he's hanging around
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>>714450345
Lol wasn't he hanged on live TV?
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>>714449796
This is fantastic. The kangaroo has this expression after he's hit that seems to imply that he wasn't all that serious about this fighting business
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>>714448531
Only a humongous faggot thinks this video is anything other than completely justified and awesome
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>>714450755
it's the same look a cholo gives you when you hit him and his homeboys don't jump in.
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you fuck with the bull, you get the horn
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>>714450517
there's a wobbly phone video of it, it was very anticlimactic
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>>714448531
>Sure, and Saddam has weapons of mass destruction, right?
What is this fucking 2005?
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>>714448531
roo didnt even get hit hard, dude threw a shit punch.

fuckin roo just looked confused then he hopped away

stop being such a faggot
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>>714450978
what did you want? van damme and the kumite?
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>>714450517
Ya somebody was hung. Also Osama bin laden was alive until he was shot dead
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>>714451022
Dont you wish so?
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Millenials are up in arms about the dude punching the defenseless roo.
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>>714451579
roo didn do nuffin
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>edgefags thinking its okay to punch animals
where is this world going
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>>714451730
okay to punch an animal to save an animal?
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idk mate. all i know is roos are tough cause i shoot em with my 308. when a farmer i know has tags for em and they keep running for a bit.
they taste good though.
only faggots would feel sorry for the kangaroo... seriously, we slaughter the fuck out of so many ankmals to feed our population, that is conveniantly nessesary to do. but protecting your animals, who you love and treat as family arent allowed to be protected???? fuck off
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>>714451730
fuck that. dog > kangaroo anyday.
that motherfucker should have stayed in the 100 acre woods.
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>>714448531
http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/bombshell-new-york-times-reports-wmds-found-iraq/

I think we're done here, faggot.
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>>714451860
fuck off idiot
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>>714451730
We need more 1800's roo fight nights

Make merica great again
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>>714448531
Animals are all about dominance. If you don't make it clear that you are prepared to do damage, an angry animal will fuck your shit up.

Humans still work this way, by the way, we just have more esoteric concepts of dominance.
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>>714451900
but the roo had let go of the dog..
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kangaroo's are known for being complete faggots. i'm not even an aussie and i know this. that roo had that shit coming. if anything, he got off easy.
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>>714452383
and the punch dissuaded the roo from trying anything aggressive.
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>>714451229
Lol conspiracy theories will cover just about everything.
And what if he's not dead? Why do you care? How can this impact your everyday life?
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>>714453110
someone should dissuade you from doing anything aggressive
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>>714450228
nice
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>>714451229
just like gaddafi he died when somebody shot him to death. fucking hate media, they really want me to believe gaddafi died to death, yeah nice try idiots.
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>>714452572
The man, got off easy you mean. Roo's are tough bastards
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>>714448531
>Sure, and Saddam has weapons of mass destruction, right?
What's the use for adding this? This isn't even an argument...
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>>714448531
that "man" is a sad joke
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>>714451761
Can you please make that smaller?
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>>714448531
This is so typical of fucking Millennials to focus on such trivial things.
Get off the social media and go experience the bush for yourself, you might learn something about life outside of your bubble and realize what a dipshit you are.
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>>714448531
Whiney yank detected. He had to make a premeptive strike to show dominance. It's the animal kingdom. The Roo ain't going to think you aight' just because you have a BLM sweatshirt on. It works differently. You fucking pansy.
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>>714448531
op is a hippie faggot

youre actually supposed to fight them like that. if you dont theyll fucking kill you with those claws.
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>>714448531
>Aussies
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>>714456117
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>>714448531
Who cares you raging homo
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>>714448531
The roo squared up at the guy, challenge accepted
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>>714456642
Perfect
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>>714449796
And it was an "open fist" punch. He didn't try to knock the beast out, just get it's attention and tell it to piss off.
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>>714449796
Fucking Aussies man. The whole lot are batshit crazy.
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Millenials think animals are like the Disney world they live in.
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>>714448531
A tap to the nose and everyone loses their shit? Those fucking things kick the fuck out of each other on the daily. It didn't look like it was nearly as pissed as all these bleeding heart fuck-benders bitching about it.
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>I'm not Australian
Yeah, we can tell OP.
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Roos are cunts
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>>714451730
Just for that I'm going to go bait my live traps and catch me a couple of Coyotes so I can punch them once square on the head before I release them. Next week I'll shoot them dead and remember the good times we had.
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>>714455890
Yes, and you would of done something different correct? Big strong man aren't you, be ashame if your mother saw you on these type of websites.
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guys an asshole, just showing off. the punch was unnecessary
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>>714456642
Very nice
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>>714448531
If a man was attacking my dog and I caught him and he let go, I'd still break his face.
That being said, a kangaroo has less rights than a man and can easily kill a man without the use of a weapon.
He was well within his rights to punch the kangaroo.
I also wouldn't have complained if he shot the damn thing.
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>>714449571
underrated
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>>714458749
WHY do they have less rights than a man. They're fewer in numbers, so why must it be like this
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That's a roided out roo
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>>714458879
fuck em
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>>714458879
You're right. Kangaroos are just like us. We need to let kangaroos vote, get married, and drive cars. This fucking backwards society we live in needs to be destroyed.
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>>714448531
Saddam DID have weapons of mass destruction. Just not nuclear ones. Bio weapons, which are a much MUCH worse way to die.
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>>714451077
this. that little slap did nothing. dude is lucky it didn't lock him up like that dog. u should see some videos of two big roos going at it. they dish and receive some punishment.
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anybody that gif of the guy knocking out one those kangaroos? It's at night time.
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>>714448931
>>714449571
Kill. Your. Faggot. Self.
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>>714450441
AHHHHHHHHHH
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>>714458879
I dunno, maybe because they aren't fucking Homo sapiens? Do you honestly think if Roos out numbered humans they'd give a fuck about killing a man?
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>>714458906
Looks like Chloe
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Roos are made to fight like that, that punch was probably a slap in the wrist for the roo
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>>714448931
>>714449571
Fuck off bak to le leddit you worthless subhuman piss
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The fuck is this? I wouldn't go near any kangaroo to begin with. Did you know its kicks can cut your tummy open with ease? Throw big rocks at it...that should do it.
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>>714456148
projecting a lil hard arent we?
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>>714449571

the woofer lol
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>>714450755

>aww what the fuck man, why you hit me bro
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This is the same guy who did it when he was younger.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4bd_1221114309
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>>714459137
>>714459195
Fuck you faggots, Roos are literally food. We EAT them. If I had a side arm and a roo grabbed my dog it would be dead, whether it let it go or not. Roos are bordering on varmints, they're fucking assholes. If the guy hadnt done something the roo would have went from holding the dog to choking it to death.
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>>714456642

fucking leld
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>>714453280
Fuck detected
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>>714459020
>>714459150
Oh but we need to show tolerance, sympathy and compassion for the negro race.
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>>714448531
am i the only one that thinks that this is cgi?
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>>714448531
Uhh... Saddam did, in fact, have WMDs. They were moved to Syria very shortly before "we" got there. The use of them on the Syrian people a few years ago is further evidenceof that fact.
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>>714458906
>>714459167
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>>714444444
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>>714459774
Jesus dude, I mean theres
TeamRoo
TeamGuy
and now TeamCGI ?
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>>714459774
Yes.
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>>714459803
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>>714459195
people who value dogs over retarded jumping deer are subhuman piss?
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>>714459195
okay... you 4chan nigger. Go watch some traps and jerk off to brony threads. Then watch gore vids because you think your cool.

You know what, i will go to reddit, atleast it's not some gay pride like here.

Kill yourself.
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>>714459734
Black people are human and as such have certain basic rights.
And dont' try to argue that their lower average iq means they're not human or I'll point to China's average iq of 108 and call everyone else subhuman to be an asshole.
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All the roo wanted to do was go to the store for Arizona tea and skittles
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>>714459995
Just saying I'd rather be nice to roos than to niggers. Or walk by a group of roos on the street as opposed to a group of niggers. If we start punching every other kangaroo then what does that mean for us.
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>>714448531
the human is always right and if you dont think so you are a race traitor
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>>714460189
A nigger isn't going to grab your dog and disembowel it with his feet anytime soon anon.
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>>714460351
that's the exact number of niggers allowed on /b/
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>>714448531
You stupid cunts have never been chased by a human sized roo have you.... If he decided to attack you instead of flex/you mirin Bruh?? Old mate would need new ribs lol
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>>714448531
I cannot believe this happened.

#BallsOutForKangambe
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What do you guys think about this one?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4bd_1221114309
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>>714460530
nuh uhh
I saw a vid of a dude point blank KO a roo
vid related
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>>714459206
>tummy
are you 7 years old?
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>>714460798
oh ok so it was all ready injured
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>>714460962
smirked
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>>714451860
Agreed, "mate". My dogs are my kids. I'd stab a "roo" for them.
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>>714448531
Seems fine, its just an animal. Doesn't matter.
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>>714456642
Still too big.
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is australia even real
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>>714461246
le edgy face
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Are you all retarded? Who the fuck cares?

Fucking the roo better call its lawyers and initiate the lawsuit as quickly as possible, I hear the man in question is gathering a large follower base who will testify in his favor, they are working on an alibi and are planning on blaming the the roo for provoking the dog with racial slurs which is what got it ticketed off in the first place, and yoh guys know how much the courts love racism-affected victims. Also this is just a rumor at this point, but some are saying that the roo and the man were in a relationship and recently broke up for "uncertain reasons" and just prior to the incident the roo recieved a phone call from the dog, boosting about how him and the guy used to sleep together long before the roo and the guy broke up, which is what prompt the roo to seek revenge on the dog, but don't jump the gun, guy, it's just a rumor.
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You guys know its okay to feel sorry for the roo, the dog and understand the guy all at the same time right? you dont have to think in extremes.
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>>714462000
you need to turn down the autism a little bit there buddy
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>>714449796
That kanga is flexing like comeatmehbruh
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>>714448531
>Ausfag
Roo's are pests, they taste good, are incredibly dangerous and people have evolved literally a millennium with dogs.
Roo's literally body build as part of nature, they build more muscle and strength to attract a mate.
If a roo had my dog in a headlock, i'd shoot it and eat it. Why is there even a fucking thread on this?
Nigga just lucky it wasn't a big red.
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>>714460548
LETS GET THIS TRENDING GUYS!
BALLS OUT FOR KANGAMBE
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>>714451730
You sound like the sort of faggot that would cheer on a nigger raping your gf
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>>714462000
Tryharding
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>>714456642
lol
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when do you guys think we'll get a follow up or an interview. I heard he might get fired
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Roo legs are powerful enough to straight up kill you. They can also disembowel you. Looked like the roo was about to kick, you don't want that to happen.
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>>714460859
fuckin aussies
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>>714460859
Small kangaroo, and if that too would have kicked him it'd be over
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>>714448531
Anyone who thinks the man was in the wrong is a fucking faggot. If it were me I['d have blown the kangaroos fucking head off
Fucking PETA cocksuckers
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>>714464657
Actually most animal rights groups don't mind roo meat since they need to be culled anyway.
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Drives dogs into roos natural territory. Roo attempts to defend territory out of instinct. Man punches roo to "defend" dog.

Why'd you drive your dogs to where there are roos loose, if your dogs can't defend themselves?

Hey I'm not doing anything today. Let me drive my dogs down to where there are lions, when they come after my dogs I can shoot them and claim I was just defending my dogs and I'll have a cool lion head to mount next to my TV, hurp-a-durp-durp.
If that too would have gutted his dog, he would have learned that they are dangerous and gee, maybe I shouldn't take my dogs around wild animals.
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>>714460859
fucking schleep
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>>714448531
>Saddam has weapons of mass destruction
he did
the US knew this
because the US gave them to him
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I'm sure the kangaroo will be ok
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>>714465623
Doesn't mean he shouldn't apologize
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>>714455316
That guy wasn't shot. He got sword-butted to death.
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>>714460859
That's sum bs right thr. This roo is fucking small & shiets confused, it's night time roo has a fucking light shine at it & logo throwing punches at it
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>>714451840
Could have legally shot the roo, so don't really see why this would be wrong.
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>>714448531
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>>714453162
Losing more relatives to plane crashes for starters.
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>>714455890
Fist fighting a wild animal is kinda manly in my book.
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>>714459983
This
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>>714459195
>Being this new
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>>714448531
Fuck off idiot. The kangaroo was ready to attack, the punch stunned it.

Unless you have any idea about our wildlife, don't even fucking have a 2nd thought about it.
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>>714459981
>retarded jumping deer
>kangaroo
Made me kek.
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>>714448531

And Obama closed Guantanamo Bay, right?
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An Australian punching a kangaroo in the face is equivalent to a US citizen burning the US flag. It's allowed but it's frowned upon. However in some parts of Aus, it’s a drunken rite of passage.
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>>714458906
He's no Roger though!
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>>714465318
You can find kangaroos in your back yard in rural towns. They're like deer in the US. People die to kangaroo crashes.
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This is how you fight a roo
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In the end your dealing with a dangerous animal that can actually hurt someone and your saying when this animal was sizing up to the guy he was supposed to to let his dog get fucked over by it? kill yourself animal rights activist. it got punched not shot.
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>>714448531
The roo ate the punch tbh he's fine lol.
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>tons of spergs saying he threw an awful punch
He bopped him on the nose because thats what you fucking do against an animal's most sensitive area.
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>>714451910
that article is horseshit, everyone knew he had chemicals, he gassed the kurds in the 80's

they said he had nukes, that was the big fib
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>>714448531
The kangaroo was kicking the dog with its sharp ass hooves. It was clearly justified.
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>>714449385
The kangaroo was trespassing
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>>714448531
If you actually care at all guess what you're a massive faggot
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>>714460859
did dat nigga just through a knee?
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>>714448531
they were just having a bit of a hug in the bush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr1idLs-zPw
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>>714465318
Hey you fucking dildo brain he's a zookeeper and that's his land. Choke yourself
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>>714459020
Yeah, snideness aside...driving, voting, and getting married aren't rights. At least not in a fundamental, universally human sort of way. Why shouldn't animals have the same essential rights humans do? Can you give an actual logical reason?

>>714459150
There's no sense to that answer at all. What makes homo sapiens special? Humans are moral agents, we have a duty to act ethically. So again, why shouldn't animals have the same rights as people?
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>>714473750
God damn you're such a faggot. Your panties are turbo twisted over a roo getting a comparatively light slap in the face.

Hang yourself
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>>714450870
Explains why The Project were fags about it
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>>714458906
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>>714473891
Actually i don't really care that the guy punched the kangaroo, i probably would have done the same thing. But their (yours too most likely) thought process and mentality is completely fucked up and devoid of reason. You think just because something isn't human it has no value. That same reasoning is applied to so many other things people hate...JUST CUZ THEY'S NOT AMURRICAN THEY'S DUM! etc. And the fact that you can't even muster up an argument tells me your literally retarded. Honestly dude I'm sorry, fetal alcohol syndrome must be hard to cope with.
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>>714448531
roos r cunts, m8. fuck em.
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>>714474376
well what value does a kangaroo have? Why should anyone give a shit about it?
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>>714475548
I think any animal has inherent value as a living creature. How do you quantity a living creature's value man? Are some people intrinsically worth more than others? Who's to judge? That's a long, winding road to go down. As for the second part, why should we give a shit about any other person besides ourselves? Because we know they do have value, and we know the difference between right and wrong. Moreover we can make ethical choices, and thus have a responsibility to act in an ethical manner.
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>>714475810
how do you know they have value when you can't even tell us what their value is.
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>>714448531
Saddam did have WMDs you dumb fuck. Intelligence photographed them being shipped to Syria while the Dems delayed their approval to go into Iraq. They were then used on the Syrian people.

Fuck that roo. It'll kick your nads offor.
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>>714448531
how it actually happened, dumb ass owner lets his dog get close enough to roo
roo does what nature demands of it,
roo lets dog go,
man punches roo,

hard choice huh?
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>>714476081
Dude the point isn't to quantify the value of an animal. That's a practically impossible task. How much is a roo worth? What criteria are you going to judge it by? How bout we say a roo's worth depends on how well it lives up to animal standards - lives, grows, eats, mates, defends its territory, raises young. If we judged people on the same standards, then in that case a lot of animals would be worth a hell of a lot more than a lot of people. does that seem right? no of course not. The point is that it DOES have value, and not only that but as a living, sentient creature is deserving of the same universal rights we prescribe to humans - *simply because they are living, sentient creatures*
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>>714475548
their ball sacks make great coin purses
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>>714450870
/thread
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>>714475083
Would you rather fight a full grown roo or two pissed off, drunken abos?
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>>714448531
You're right that the punch was unnecessary, but he did it because he was mad at the kangaroo. It wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment he wasn't thinking about the right thing to do, he was scared and angry.

Get over it and move on.
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A kangaroo can take way more than a lousy fucking punch to the noggin. If a raccoon was holding your dog hostage, you'd have filled his guts with lead instead, amerifats
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>>714476429
well maybe it's the other way and they have no worth since you have no way to prove it.
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>>714476627
did you read what I wrote? ok try a different tack then, how much value does a human have? and how are you going to prove it?
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Who care? check out this shit I took a few weeks ago.
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>>714476577
I hope someone punches you and tells you to get over it
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>>714448531
Roo for sure. Fuck that guy for taking a pussy ass sucker punch shot on the Roo.
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>>714476836
humans have none either which is why i don't give a fuck when they get wrecked either. to assume something has value simply because it exists is foolish.
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>>714477054
Assuming you actually believe that and just aren't being edgy, then if humans have no value they have no rights. So if someone threw you in jail for no reason then you couldn't complain, and shouldn't because by your admission you have no value. If someone wanted to torture and kill you, you shouldn't complain because humans have no value and no rights. And why do YOU then assume that because something exists it has no value? What is your definition of value? What, to you, does actually have value?
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>>714477408
why are rights and value attached?
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>>714448531
A preemptive strike is never justified unless you have undeniable proof that the enemy will strike you if you give them the opp. With animals this cannot be known by the means of an ordinary human with no additional methodology or equipment, so the guy was wrong to punch the roo.

That being said, roos regularly fuck each other up with way more force than that guy could have mustered, so it probably didn't do anything.
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Seeking revenge
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>>714477603

You can't have rights without value. Do we prescribe rights to rocks? Do we give every stone freedom of speech, freedom of reproduction, freedom from slavery? Of course not, that wouldn't make any sense at all. Have we declared that distant stars can marry whoever they want? No, because a distant has no immediate value. That's not to say that everything with value has rights of course, but you can't have universal rights without saying that something needs/should have rights. And if something either needs rights or should have rights, then it has some intrinsic value.
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Are you niggers retarded?
The roo let go because it was getting ready to attack the guy.

Not only that, but the roo fucking chases after the dog AGAIN after being hit.
And shit, it's not like the punch actually did any damage to it either.
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>>714478386
why not? people don't have to declare rights in order to have them.
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Even though this is bait, in the case of whether an animal or human is right. Hans are always right.

The hook was to disorient and discourage the roo from trying shit. If you think roos aren't anything bit deadly animals, then you're fucking retarded.
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>>714456642
Can you please make that smaller?
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>>714459255
Not that guy, but you're a fuckwit. Typical Millenial comeback...

To others: The roo did not "let go" to give up. The roo turned to defend itself from the dude. I would assume the dog was fucking with the roo, and expectedly lost hard. Any ausfag knows that's a mistake going toe to toe with a roo of equal height.

If roos had teeth/jaw of a dog, it would be downright hazardous. It's hard to even classify a roided roo as a herbivore.

I hope the dude (and his dog) learn to give the roo his space in future.
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>>714476853
Not bad anon. Not bad.
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>>714448531
yankee cunt fuck off
dont question our internal doings
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>>714448531
Kangaroos always do that, they choke other animals then claw the fuck out of them with their feet and balance on their tales. Shit's fucking weird.
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>>714458749
I'm with you brother. I would assault the shit out of anyone that did ANYTHING to my dogs. Like, not even thinking about it, I would try to hit my fist through their head into the back of their skull. Man, Woman, Child, Asian, Elderly, IDC who did it, they would need to die. Same goes for roo's. Except the roo I would probably knife. Small headed shits.
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>>714481048
Shit *tails* I'm retarded.
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I don't see how someone can really lose their shit over this. The roo just got a bop on the nose, and then hopped off, probably having learned a valuable lesson.

Christ, as far as human interactions with animals go thats positively altruistic.
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Roos strangle others roos to death like this one was doing to the dog. Also if it wanted to it could have kicked this guy and gutted him. All in all doggo got away and roo + man survived. Another day in upside down land.
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>>714481048
You're right
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>>714456642
lmfao nice
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>>714450260
so is the man that punched the roo
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>>714448531
Roo's are never in the right. They are assholes.

Man was given dominion over the earth and animals. They are to do and to favor as we please.

Except for demon spiders. They're kind of out of our jurisdiction.
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>>714451761
So like was the roo dazed like
>>holy shit what?
Or like in shock like
>>this nigga just hit me
Or like
>>omg triggered
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>>714450441
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>>714451730
The dude barely fuckin slaps that dumbass kangaroo
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This guy died of cancer (or some other terminal illness) not long after this video recorded. This was recorded on a bucket list type vacation. He was hunting hogs with dogs and then this happened.
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>>714483038
>>714485098
Like I said.
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>>714448531
>Saddam has weapons of mass destruction
Of couse not. They were smuggled through Syria back to Russia pre-invasion. Also, if an oversized rat fucks with your dog you're stupid to hit it. Shoot the motherfucker.
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>>714485344
It's illegal to shoot native wildlife in Australia without a permit. Roo's are frequently culled because we bulldozed so many trees and there's a lot of grassland. They breed to plague levels then starve and die out so culls are necessary but it's not a free for all.
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>>714456642
lost fuck!
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>>714448531
Obviously you arent a fucking australian and you have no right to talk about this.

The punch was %100 necessary.

Kangaroos arent cute little animals like you think.

Its arms are strong enough to choke you to death.
Its legs are strong enough to kick you back 5-6m
Its toe claws are so long and sharp its like each foot is holding a hunting knife.

If that roo thought it was in any danger it would have kicked that dude, possibly disemboweling him, and if not he would have been floored then it could have got him in the choke hold then its game over.

If you knew anything about these animals you can tell once it lets the dog go, its very clearly squaring up to attack that guy.

Kangas dont punch in the wild so that was the best option, took it by surpirse and startled it, which made it decide to bail.

A big red kangaroo is so much stronger than a human.

Now fuck off back to PETA you cunt.
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