Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>714434890 Rules: >Claim

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>>714445315
lewd claimed

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Goddammit, i'm too slow

Sameji claim'd

These threads are finally dying

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>When you recover you're waifu folder from your dead desktop

>>714445526
>keep telling yourself that.
Also are you aware there is a filter option? Kill the the threads forever if you wanted.

>>714445607
I think my shit posting is doing that by itself Kek

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>>714445490
No, just lazy. Im at work and on mobile. I had time to make a sauce and cook 2 dishes, and still bake.
>>714445565
Sick.
Welcome back CData

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Claimed my Goddess.

>>714445684
But it isnt...

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Claim

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>>714445749
While I appreciate your warm welcome, I truly never left.

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Tfw can't leave my room because my brother has a 3DPD girl over.

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カラミチーマス

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Well later m8s. Gotta shower and get ready for the game.
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>>714445991
I hope he's dead

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>>714445315

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>>714446042
what did he mean by this?

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>>714446103
Bye

>>714445895
Are you that fucking ugly? I bet your brother cringes at you for thinking you're married to a weird looking cartoon

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:O

>>714445991
Sachi is a traitor and a faggot

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>>714446193
It's just my claim mesage.

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Claim

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My dog has had more sex during one afternoon walk fucking the neigbors dogs than you man children will ever get in your roach infested basements throughout the course of your life. Let that sink in

>>714446396
I'm not ugly I'm just scared of people, especially women.
My brother doesn't know what a waifu is.

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>>714446693

'Sup dogfucker.

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>>714445315
>Ymir is the most underrated waifu ever

>>714446737
How old are you dude? This is sad

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>>714446611
what does it say?

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>>714446807
>he pretends to not understand the post to avoid the truth of it

>>714446693
>let that sink in
But its not true anon.

>>714447072
Damage control

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>>714446929

'Sup cuck

>>714447119
>damage control
Now see what you've started

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>>714447145
You're the guy who was spouting his autistic version of a fight the other day right? That was some top tier cringe.

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>>714447403
The only fight you've been in is with your girlfriend over who gets to wear the strapon

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>>714446904
It was originally "Calamity-masu'd" but it's Karamachiimasu now

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>>714447452
Do you neckbeards actually think this is hot? I guess if you've never seen anything like this in person your entire life you might turn to cringe like this

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best girl claimed on me bruh 2016 Koon

>>714446671
HURR DURR RED HAIR. dsigusting

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>>714447403

To be honest, I was trying to bait you into giving me your address. After that, it spiraled into a full on shitstorm. Not my proudest moment.

>>714445841
I might still bother you.
Do you mind?
I've said all I've had to say, but it'd still be nice to talk to you.

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>>714447525
That's a cringe ass gif, autist. I know you have no concept of healthy sexuality or anything but I'll dignify you with a response. Why would I need to wear a strap on?
>inb4 some poorly executed joke about my dick size
You're really bad at this damage control thing you're doing

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>>714446808

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>>714447674
Ok. Show me your waifu then

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>>714447642
>>714447642
What, are you fucking gay?

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>>714447579
cool didn't know that

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Cirno claimed!

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>>714447724
Even if I gave you my address. Nothing would happen. After hearing what you think a fight would be like, I have no worries about some autistic virgin showing up so I could legally fill you with buckshot the second you step on my property line. After what you said the other night, I'd have no problem fighting you but my mossberg is probably getting rusty

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>>714447868
No, so you dont give your girlfriend AIDS after fucking your pet. Jeez, your an autistic trash.

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>>714447642
Looks fine to me.
What's wrong with it.

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>>714447868
>dick size

>the joke
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>your head

>>714448103
>didn't think it through so now I have to save it with some weak insults: the post

>>714448103
>>714447403
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>>714447868
Shut up niggers ur arguing over waifus just look at urselves losers

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>>714448387

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>>714448100
>so much of a pussy that you have to use a shotgun.
Maybe if your mossberg is getting rusty you can do what I call the Kurt Conbain.
Also use slugs, not buckshots. Slugs do more damage

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>>714448100

If you're not worried about getting your ass kicked, then why not just give me your address? Or is all that talk just to keep me from brutally annihilating you and your pride?

Ah who am I kidding. You're not gonna post shit. You're just too much of a pussy.

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>>714448387
Also, not denying the fights. Well done. Beta cuck confirmed.

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Hey faggot shitposter
You so much of a disappointment by going into hiding and not replying to me.

Is that how much you care about ypu online reputation?

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>>714448103
I was expecting you making a joke about him being a pussy and not having any balls.
Fucking retard.

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>>714448599
>>714448605
Kek, I'm not scared to fight any of you neckbeards. If you'd see what he was saying the other night about what he images a fight is like, you'd piss yourself laughing. I could leave the mossberg on the porch and fight him after he drops his faggy katana but I'd rather decorate my front lawn with his autistic brains and let my dogs have their fill. Then call the cops and let them watch the security cameras on my porch of a fat loser wearing nothing but a size 42 adult diaper creep onto my property with some anime sword so I won't get in trouble. Me and my cousins killed a guy we found behind my grandmas property and all we had to do was get interviewed at the sheriffs office and we were free. Looking forward to it again.

>>714448387
Thats very nice, but who are you quoting exactly?

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>>714448979
He does have an African chimp as a pet.

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>>714449034
Then post your address cuck

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>>714449182
The literal only reason i won't is because my gf would kill me because she lives with me and wouldn't wanna take the risk. I know that there is no risk because the most you virgins would try to do is some edgy hacker shit but you'd fail at that as well.

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>>714449034
https://youtu.be/RbbpSX55q6k
>>714449182
He lives in a trailer
It'll probably get blown away by another hurricane before you make it there.
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>>714449352

Wow. I thought you actually had balls.

>>714449352
Own anything other than a shitty mossberg?

>>714449352
Hey man, if your also dead, thats a plus for us
On the down side your gf will be charged with a double homicide

>>714449352
>no risk
>but the risk

I own a .45, faggot shitposter.
Come at me

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Hop in the Friend-ship, We're gonna warp to the dance floor.

>>714449581
You're a pussy who wouldn't say anything in person, much less get mommys permission to waddle out of the basement and confront someone for teasing you and these greasy man babies who pretend their married to cartoons. How does it feel to be the same age as me but I've gotten way more pussy than you?

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>getting mad at someone for teasing you for claiming a cartoon character as your wife
Just don't be so autistic

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>>714449765

>>714449352
>>714449182
>isn't worth the risk
>no risk
damage control
weapons grade bullshit

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>>714449787

Of course you got more pussy than me. You've shown us that you are indeed a pussy. I guess that counts as getting pussy.

>>714449898
>>714449647
>didn't thoroughly read the post out of frustration
Settle down kids. I know there is no risk. My gf would think there is and would be pissed. I don't have a lifeless body pillow as my romantic partner, I'm sorry.

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Sonowaka claimed!

I can't believe it!!!

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>>714449765
How long is the wait now?

>>714449977
>I'm so mad I can't think of a decent comeback: the post
When were you diagnosed with autism and what does your Virgin mind imagine a vagina feels like?
>inb4 the inside of your mouth
I remember that meme

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>>714450067
I don't own a body pillow.
I can't afford one
Some more weapons grade bullshit.

>>714450236
Not enough good boy points?

>>714449352
Faggot I am trying to have a civilized talk. What other fucking guns do you own?
Unless you don't even own a mossberg.

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daddy's boy came out to play today too??

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>>714450197

>damage control: the post

Admit it, you're pissing yourself because you're afraid of getting your ass kicked

Don't post your address if this is true.

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>>714447895
here goes ur second shot at an insult

>>714450470
hey you! nice tits

>>714450324
Mossberg, an old as fuck Ithaca that's been passed down for generations, my grandpaws .357 that would knock your head off, bought an AK from a drug dealer down my street for 500 bucks because it has bodies on it, pretty sketched about it tbh

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Why do you care so much about an online community?
>virgin
Well I am what I eat
>getting mad at a circlejerk
It's just a thread
>>714450299
Nope, I'm broke and I would be homeless if I didn't live with my parents.
I much rather live with my mom than be homeless

wonder if he picked this thread because there is less people
he'd sure shit his pants on /trash/ and /v/ fuckers love waifus too

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>>714450324
Shitposter is 19. Its daddys Mossburg

>>714450470
If course hes afraid. Thats why he wont post time stamps, addresses or anything else. Hes nothing but another fuckboy hiding behind the keyboard.

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>>714450470
402 E. 2nd Street Belle Chasse Louisiana. Prove you're not an autistic pussy.

>>714450550
>owning an ak47
You sure its actually an AK47?
Post a pic, I'm a gun nut.
Also AK47 are shit

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>>714450550
Pics. With. Timestamp. Faggot.

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>>714450548

We can discuss this later, I'm on a roll today.

>>714450613
>he's so sheltered he thinks people abide the law to the fullest extent.
Mother fucker I live 10 minutes outside of New Orleans in a bad neigborhood. I buy guns from desperate people for cheap and they aren't legal at all idk who they are even registered to

>>714450550
>not having a .45 or a 10 mm
Faggot

>>714450720
>>714450725
Yeah I'm gonna post a pic of an assault rifle I bought on the street that I'm 95% sure has bodies on it. Kek

>>714450799
See
>>714450725

>>714450799
Don't cut yourself on that edge, lad

>>714450906
See
>>714450898

>>714450898
see
>>714450725

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can we go back to waifu posting ?

>>714450898
>implying anybody cares that you bought it on the street
Also
>damage control because you don't actually own an AK47

>>714450898
>he always has an excuse why he's a bitch

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>when a popular streamer plays a game you like and you only see him making mistakes and his entire chat is full of caps lock and bad decisions

Is this NTR?

>>714450898
See
>>714450952
And
>>714450725

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>>714450659

Huh. I thought before you said you lived in New Orleans. Guess I was wrong

Also, you actually posted your fucking address on 4chan. You goddamn idiot.

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>>714450550
Ah, coolio. Not as cool as to own an illegal weapon that would get me put away for quite some time and make it so I cannot buy weapons that I enjoy, but I have a little bit of an arsenal.

3 Moist Nuggets
A yugo sks
A chink sks that I got tore apart and modernized
Couple .22s
A Nagant revolver
Tokerev

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>>714451056
This tbh

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>they're all sheltered virgins who have never been involved with crime in their lives
I have friends in Orleans parish prison caught up in murder charges over guns that weren't even theirs that had bodies on them. You can say what you want but I posted my address, if you wanna see the AK you'll get a glimpse of the muzzle flash if you step foot on my property

>>714451128
Belle Chasse is part of the New Orleans metropolitan area. You're so autistic it hurts

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>>714451311
https://youtu.be/RbbpSX55q6k

>>714451366
Your so edgy it hurts tbh

>>714451311
>already this shitscared

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Daily reminder that guns are weaponized fedoras.

>>714451311
I was involved in drug trade at school in highschool.
Used to help grow shrooms

Also, shooting someone with an illegal weapon would likely end with you being in a bit of trouble

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>>714451311

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>>714451366

Well, the more you know. Am I right?

Still. I can't believe you actually posted your address.

>>714451311
>he thinks being involved in criminal activity is something hard and worth bragging about

The shitposter's battle plan
>make up more lied than God Emporer Trump And Shilldog Clinton combine
>when someone calls me out on my bullshit commence operation Damagecontrol
>be as edgy as possible

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>>714451311
>I have friends
>claims he's been in crimes

>>714450659
ur house looks really poor.

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>>714451570
I thought you were gonna come fight me? Dude after what you were saying last night, I think a toddler could beat you up. You said you were gonna kick me in the nuts and run away. You're such a pussy it's cringey. When were you diagnosed and what does your virgin brain imagine a vagina feels like
>he thinks I'm scared of a bunch of edgy man babies who won't do shit even knowing my address

Has anyone ever noticed that the shitposter kinda looks like Omar Mateen?
Are you guys related?

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Claimed.

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>>714450154
Few weeks now.

Or were you talking about the Friend-ship?

>>714451765
>implying i didn't order a hit on you

>>714451737
Because I live in a bad area. Which is why there's so much crime around me
>>714451676
Try growing up in a trailer park outside of New Orleans in a house full of drug addicts. The court deemed it unsafe for children and me and my brother had to go live with our grand parents. But yeah I've never been involved with crime
>>714451634
I mean I can timestamp whatever you want but I'm not posting a pic of an assault rifle that's been involved with homicide, keep baiting

>>714451818
Hitler was the best soldier
His kill/death ratio was amazing
6,000,000/1

>>714451884
>implying you have any form of connection to do this type of thing
Edgy acne ridden basement dweller keyboard soldier kek

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>>714451765
Bwahahahaa shitposter confirmed faggot living in a shitty ass trailer in bumblefuck LA.

>>714451969
Timestamp yourself with the barrel of your mossberg in your mouth

>>714452082
But I never denied it
>bwahaha
Cringe

>>714451969
so you just admitted ur a poor person? that pretty cringe imo.If not poor why live in such a bad neighborhood on purpose?

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>>714451969
Time stamp your apples

>>714452109
That's nasty as fuck lol plus I'm at work

>>714452160
Being this much of an internet tough guy while being this pathetic.
>cringe

>>714450732
alright I'll be back later to grab those tits

>>714452036
Okay, they have this new thing called the internet
On the internet there's this thing called Tor.
Tor can access the Dark Web with has a bunch of cheese pizza, drugs, hitman shit websites on it. Most are honeypots but a few are real.

>>714452082
hope he enjoy my taxes on his welfare

>>714452180
I don't have an expensive house because it's just me and my gf. We have nice vehicles and the inside of the house is decked out. I know you have no concept of money because all of yours comes from mommys credit card but a lot of people do this sort of thing. My friends dad makes 500k a year and lives in a double wife trailer that looks like the Ritz Carlton on the inside

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>>714452160
wait so ur acting retarded on purpose? damn u got us

>>714452217
Why?
If you do it you'll become famous.
Remember Kurt Cobain?

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>>714451765

I thought I told you. That was an attempt to get your address. It failed and spiraled out of control. Do you really think I'm stupid? You could probably beat me in a fight. I'll give you that. But that's just looking at it from a physical standpoint. I got your address. I turned your own pride against you. I was the smarter one in this situation. You could've simply not posted your address knowing you would be viewed as a coward. But when I called you out, you did the one thing no amount of baiting would have ever made me do. You gave me your fucking address. You goddamn fucking moron.

I win. Period. End of story.

TL;DR you fucked up

>>714452349
Cool. You're just proving you're an edgy nerd claiming you spent Internet points on a hit man to kill someone for shit posting threads about claiming a cartoon character as your wife. Cringe

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>>714450519
My old insults still are enough though

>>714452436
There is literally so much autism in this post I'm taking a break from work to go smoke a cigarette. What the fuck

>>714452502
They're called Bitcoins, newfag.
They're worth a lot of USD
About a quarter of a thousand each

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What's wrong about being a virgin?

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Chara claimed

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>>714451824
No, the bub. Think it will be a new year baby?

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>>714452655
witch hunts already happened

>>714452610
>he spent thousands of dollars on a "hit man" that's going to just take his money and not do shit anyway on a guy who teases him and other virgins for claiming a cartoon character as their wife
I mean I know you're lying but whew

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>>714452594

Didn't you read the TL;DR?

Tfw i just put the shit poster on a ton of gay mailing lists

>>714452738
I didn't fuck up. You man children won't do a single thing

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>>714452680

>>714452825
see
>>714452748

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>>714452680
let me see your bellybotton

Could whoever has the pictures of the shit poster post them please

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>>714452748
>>714452825

Kek

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>>714452436
>>714451765
ITT: Hex Maniac owns shitposter

I think I'm gonna put his adress up somewhere too just for shit and giggles

>>714452861
Well hi there Sameji

>>714452982
>

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Yeah this shitposter can beat me in one fight. But the next he'll beat me up again. The third fourth and fifth sure he will, I'll give him that. But at round 45 or so his hand will get tired and he'll have to switch hands and probably beat me for another 50 rounds. But eventually from all the hitting, my head will get calluses. Then each time he hits me will hurt less. Then I wont get knocked out and I can called the police on him or bite, scratch, pull hair, hit him in the balls, poke his eyes, etc. Until he loses. He may have won the last 200 battles but I will win the war

>>714452748
Nice. Something a 12 year old would think of. Gonna get a few laughs out of it then return them to the sender and ask them to quit mailing it. Even though you're lying about this lol

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Sup' ?

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>>714452714
Definitely going to be here before New year.
Hope she's here before christmas.

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>>714453038
hey hey, i think i'm gunna sign him up for bad dragon samples

>>714453084
i kek'd

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You kids are really going all out trying to defend these virginity protection zones huh? You mush be a real fucking loser to get mad at someone on 4chan Kek.

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>>714453038
looks tasty

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>implying that if we tried to figbt the shitposter we wouldn't just get exhausted and fall asleep on top of him and killing him

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>>714453329
>gets mad at thread
>not a loser

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>>714453203
Babies care not for timing. I bet it comes on Christmas just to be a pain.
>>714453329
>he dresses up his dog
Holy kek thats cringe

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>>714453195
Hey baguette
How are you?

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>they don't realize that's my old address
>they didn't check the date on whatever map they were looking on
That trailer hasn't been there since 2012. I thought you guys were good at Internet shit, guess not. Find an updated pic of that same address, bet you anything that trailer isn't there.

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>>714453404
I need to rewrite that,
I'm smashed on sake right now
>implying that if we tried to fight the shitposter we wouldn't just get exhausted and fall asleep on top of him, killing him from suffocation

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>>714453329

Says the sore loser.

I'm assuming you're the guy. If not, just ignore this post.

I didn't do it for the thread. I did it because I wanted to put you in your place.

>>714453486
>he is so desperate for damage control he forgets about google images and all the random pics posted on /b/
Goodness gracious

>>714453536
>oh no i've made a mistake
>it was all a cleaver ruse

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>>714453216
Nice one!

>>714453381
T-thanks!

>>714453404
>Underrated post

>>714453592
>implying you put me in my place through an Internet argument that proves you're a butt hurt man child who can't handle teasing
Yeah, about that

>>714453648
No really, find an updated pic.

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>>714453536
Dude even then you'd have a horde of stampeding neckbeards on your ass. Assuming they weigh about 450-500 lbs each, they could overpower you almost immediately and crush the air out of your lungs.
Also bullets don't work, their fat is too thick.

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>>714453723
what if you poured honey in it and I lick it

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>>714453487
Fine, how about you ?

>>714453838
>bullets don't work
>he really thinks this

>>714453856
>>714453856
>>714453856

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>>714453486
I hope, that would be amazing.

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>>714453486
>>714453329
I think that dog is awesome.
I really really really like this picture

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>>714453956
Kinda stressed about life tbh
Parents want me to see a therapist after tonight
I'm not sure what to think of that

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>>714452733
Witch hunts?

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>>714453985
When they're peircing fat that dense and thick they won't they'll just harmlessly bounce off their fat rolls.

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>>714453914
>

>>714454089
Why would they want you to send you to a therapist?

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>>714454089
What the fuck do they want you to go to a therapist for ?

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>>714454183
yes

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>>714453728

You got a point their. Technically, this doesn't count as a victory. Though I'd beg to differ

>Hex Maniac

>>714453536

Also,

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Careful, guys. This is textbook "doxing" so don't get upset if you end up banned.

Ha I already saw a therapist when i was 7 faggots
Get rekt

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Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you, and that's the only way

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>>714454385
the mods can't hurt us if we don't acknowledge that fact

>>714454239
macht zwar wenig Sinn da er das eventuell sowieso lesen kann darum laber ich auch einfach ein bisschen mehr dann verliert er vielleicht die lust hier noch was herraus zu lesen soweit ich weiß ist er nicht os der stabilste derzeit und seine eltern wollen wohl nicht, dass er die schule abbricht oder sontigen blödsinn macht
mal schauen wie er das sieht...

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>>714454385

Now you tell me.

How does this have 210 replies.

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>>714454239
>>714454285
I talked about dropping out with them and how school made me depressed
Now they don't think I should stop school but talk to a professional

>>714454385
>bans dpnt even matter if you know what you are doing

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>>714454239
or should I just tickle it ?

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>>714454337
Leave the witches alone.

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Shake - shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

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>>714454484
Ah, verstehe

>>714454575
Hmm... I see, they have a point there.
What were your plans in case you drop out? Did you tell them about your plans?

>>714454606
I'm ticklish as hell, please no

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>>714454575
That's stupid.

Find something to do during the time you drop off, and find something else to study next year, they'll see that you're not dropping out just for the lulz

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Shitposter-kun
I'm going to ask out this hot girl at the pet store.
Every time I try I end up buying 3 goldfish.
Why would i buy three? Its because they have a buy 2 get one free on goldfish.
Almost every vase, tank, glass in my house is filled with a goldfish now
Any advice on how to ask her out?

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>>714454680
what if they drag wizards in the hunt? we could be baited to save their asses

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I wonder if dropping $400 on a Lian-li chassis is worth it.

>>714454815
Buy her a goldfish.

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>>714454575
dropping out is a bad idea m8

>>714454815
buy more goldfish, buy like a dozen, that'll get her attention

>>714454892
Winrar

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>>714454821
What? I'm not a wizard... yet.

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>>714454759
what if I just use a feather? or a string?

>>714454815
Uhh. I don't see why the other stuff is relevant information. But it's pretty awkward to just ask out a girl at work that you don't already know. The only proper way to do it would be if you're checking out some stuff and you notice she gives you a certain look or try's to talk about something other than your purchase/store experience. Then it might be okay to ask her to get coffee or lunch or something. Take my advice and don't be creepy

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>>714454815
Go up to her and ask her out. It's that simple.

You just need to stop pussying out, what's the worst case scenario ?

>Oh sorry, I have a boyfriend

In that case just find someone else.

>>714455006
Don't take advice from this virgin who has no expletive with this shit lol. You think you're gonna be successful asking a girl out at work that hasn't even talked to you before? Come on man

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>>714454815
Just be like "Oh hey can you help me? I'm looking for the best brand of fish food"

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>>714454951
don't miss out

>>714455117
And then, be smooth.
Say "I'd like some of the fish inbetween your leg, please"

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>>714454976
Do you want me to die due to you tickling me?!

>>714454815
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

>>714454759
Maybe they do, I wish they'd just listen to me for once though
Just work fulltime
>>714454764
It is

That's the problem though I don't want to study anymore
But they are fully convinced I am not going to be happy when I go this path
I just want to make my own decisions and mistakes youknow?
>>714454938
See above

>>714455232
maybe a little death

>>714455278
Ah, I see. I also wanted this. Finding a job sadly isn't that easy you know.
I'd recommend their advice. Talk with a professional. No, not because you're mentally ill, just because... that professional isn't your parents. Talk with him, tell him what you think and what you want to do. It's asically a faster self finding since you have someone who talks with you and who isn't your parents.

>>714455462
nnnnO!

>Chara

I'll bake the next thread

>>714455643
>>714455643
>>714455643

>>714455095
You're making up barriers that aren't here in the first place.

>>714455278
I get you, but if you seeing a specialist can meke them feel better, then go see him and just explain it to him. Just make sure he doesn't diagnose you with shit you don't have
You can say virtually anything to anyone and still get to befriend them, most people I know, and my current girlfriend were met by just walking up to them and start talking.