Anal sex question--
Me and gf did it the other night for her first time, and there was of course, some poop on my dick. An offputting amount.
Any way to reduce/remove the poop problem?
Eat her poop first
>>714432267
Try sticking your dick in her pussy instead, and that should solve the problem. Newfag
look up the term douche. it's not just for douche-bags.
>>714432267
enema. And have her eat only yoghurt for 48 hours beforehand.
>>714432409
We do that all the time. Wanted to try that out and she said it felt amazing.
>>714432417
I recommended this but we haven't done it yet.
>>714432433
I mean, 48 hours is quite a bit of forward notice, we usually kinda think about it, the day of. We never plan sex. Also, are enemas just THAT simple?
>>714432433
Topkek
This!
>>714433052
Yes, enemas are that simple!
Try it yourself fag!
>>714433052
What the fuck did you expect? having to go to the hospital to have them pressure wash her asshole?
>Doing this little research before buttfucking
>>714432433
If it's on the spur of the moment or you're thinking about it, get her to eat a couple of yoghurts an hour or so before hand.
mentos and coke up her poophole 2 hours before.
>>714432267
dude she shall just take a shit.
After she shat and took a shower its perfectly clean.
>>714432267
Yo OP!
How old are you and where are you from?
Obviously you'll lie about your age but give or take a couple of years
>>714433622
This.
Also, if she doesn't feel perfectly fine, don't do it.
The poo needs to be firm and perfect.
Give her a few minutes in the restroom before you fuck her butt.
And buy her some microclists.
After a little more thought than I gave at first...I realize why yogurt was suggested and feel retarded.
>>714434589
FFS OP, it would have been fun, admit it!
Underage detected!