This is the police!
We know you have dubs on you! DROP THEM NOW OR YOU WILL GET HURT!
Im innocent I swear!
Dont shot, im a gud boi
Fuck
>>714422480
You can't pull over a tren, faggot
Officer, I swear, I can explain. You see, every time I try to flush the dubs down the toilet, they magically reappear in my pocket. If you let me go, I can show you exactly what I mean.
>>714422480
only carry trips
>>714422480
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME YOU FAT PIG
>>714422733
Think agian, faggot
>>714422733
>>714422480
fuck dubs, i give you trips
>>714422733
Watch me roll these trips you fat cunt
Fuck you I got trips in my pocket and i'm not afraid to use them!
gaaaa
Can't catch me cunt
>>714422480
Yeah I do shoot me!
Shoot me down now and I'll become stronger than you could possibly imagine.
Cum on my shoeeeee
Fuck with me nigga
>>714422480
I have nothing pig.
>>714423622
Right on.
Check'em
No dubs here officer!
Here u go
Yo, we ain't got no dubs here. For real, honest dude. You should just beat it before I get serious.
Reach in my ass for them officer
>>714425564
Okay
No dubs here, occifer.
I got nothing on me officer.
>>714422480
dont shoot
Muhfugen bix nood. I dindu nuffin!
>>714422480
Fuck you, pig
fuck da powleese
>>714425886
I'm going to shoot you for being black, nigger
Dubs out! Don't shoot.
I don't have dubs, need a license for them
>>714422480
What seems to be the officer, problem?
I fought the law and the law won
Yeeet
You thought I got dubs but really...
>>714422480
fuck off
Yeet
Thank god
Get him officer!
You're NOT MY SUPERVISOR
>>714423166
Gulag!
"Officer lenny we need back up, he gots trips"
>>714422480
I didnt do shit officer
Trippy
>>714422480
How about no
HE GOTS A GUN!
You'll never take me alive officer
Nigger we din do nuffin
>>714422480
How often do you get dubs /b/?
Pig-u
>>714422480
The only one getting hurt here is you
>>714427012
Every time I have been training for years
Fuck you pig you ain't got nothing on me fucking fatfuck show me a warrant
I dindu nuffin
>>714422480
no dubs here sir
>>714422480
>>714422480
I would never. I am a child of kek
Nah I'm clean officer...
>>714427711
Nigga you fucked.
What dubs officer?
>>714427711
>>714422480
nigga
If you value your family, you'll let me go. I work for Tony.
>>714428133
>>714427711
bitch really..
>>714427897
this nigga
DON'T SHOOT! I'M WHITE!
These are not the dubs you are looking for
No dubs! I swear!
>>714422480
Im clean!
>>714428431
These are the singles we're looking for, bend over.
>>714422480
I got a licence!
Time to make my escape while they're checking all those other schmucks.
Fuck da poleez
sorry buddy, i got nothing to hide
>>714428773
Do you have a concealed carry permit for those 7's?
>>714422480
Mr.Officer there must be a misunderstanding. Ive never even seen any dubs
>>714429118
Your car smells like dubs, we're going to have to perform a cavity search.
>>714428228
>>714429343
My car is completely clean mr.officer go ahead you wont find anything
>>714422480
AM I BEING DETAINED?
If I had dubs i would have used them by now so fuck off officer.
>>714422480
B-BUT WE DINDU NUFFIN'!
>>714429430
Sir, is this what I think it is?
I AINT GOT SHIT NOW FUCK OFF PIGS
>>714429789
Yes but since its not illegal am i free to leave?
*pulls out quads*
>>714430136
wait a damn second is this just a distraction to smuggle your dubs pass me?
>>714422480
Fake and gay
>>714422480
got nothing
>>714430381
defenitely not mr.officer Id never do something like this when i have nothing to hide
>>714422480
Nothing to see here Officer
>>714422480
Nuffin here.
Dindu nuffin.
U mad white boi?
>>714430531
I don't believe you. Mind if I have a dog sniff the car just to insure you're clean?
No dubs here mate.
>Sweats likes a bitch
I-I-I-I don't have nothing on me officers.
>>714422480
I dindu nothin, nigga, I swear!
Woah I'm not even holding mate
Can't catch me piggy, you're too fat.
>>714422480
fuckin' murricunts
DO IT
PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER
WHAT ARE YOU A COWARD
Watch me roll these fat trips nigga
I've had enough of these motha fuckin' pigs thinkin' I got dubs on me
>>714422480
>implying cops won't just shoot me anyway
Let me roll them for you
>>714430640
I dont go ahead i have nothing to hide
>>714431155
Bada bim, bada bob
>>714431155
FREEZE FUCKER!
Pull the trigger, kill the nigger
>>714431184
>>714431184
The dog can smell something within the seat, I'm going to cut it open. It wouldn't be food scraps by any chance?
>>714431155
NIGGER
SHOOT
HES GOT A GUN
>>714431411
GET ON THE GROUND FAGGOT
>>714422480
But I don't officer
>>714431464
Fuck off I have a prescription for these dubs
Pls occifer am very nice immigrant, no shoot pls
Don't worry officer, i got this
Droppan
>>714432005
Your prescription looks a tad suspicious. Wait here a moment while I verify.
>>714422480
no sir i don't