>You're such a cool guy, anon. why don't you

>>714414719
kill urself you retarded cumslut

I do have a girlfriend.

They get repulsed by my bad odor

>because I don't know how to foster a meaningful relationship with someone, and I have no care for hoes and bitches.

>>714414762
Because my girlfriend probably wouldn't like that too much!

Don't want one. I've got a wife and daughter.

>>714414719
My wife wouldn't like it

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>>714414719
I want to fart in her face and make her smell it.

I like dicks

>>714415092
which one is better in bed?

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because im just nobody

Been depressed for longest and my standards are skyhigh. Of cousre I could just lower them and find decent girl but I simply don't feel like it.

>>714415844
sauce pls

>>714416018
and of course this one gril slipped away

>>714416387
i know the feels

got a pic?

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>>714414719
But i do tho :|

>>714416286
noob

>>714414719
Bc i dont like girls

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>>714416468
all yours

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>>714414719
Cause i can pay for sex every day of the year if i want.

>>714415736
>/b/

>>714414719
I'm too good looking for ugly girls and to ugly for good looking girls and my standards keep me from getting an average girl.

>>714414719
>You're such a cool guy, anon. why don't you have a girlfriend?
Because Im not a cool guy

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>>714414719
I do

>>714416974
Interesting way to put it. Hope it all works out, m8

>>714414719
I'm going to rape your every hole, you slut.

>>714416933
nice rack on that one anon

>>714414719
because I've been waiting for you darling x

>>714414719
I do have a girlfriend.

>>714414719
because i dont like having "ofcicial" girlfriends. Rather have fuck buddies.

That said, want som fuck bb?

It's called be ugly.

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> be me
> virgin at 21
> not the sporty super handsome guy but more than average, girls think I'm charming
> around 10 girls crushed on me since college and some are solid 8/10
> couldn't help myself giving a fuck about them
> only kissed 2 girls at parties, didn't ever talked to them after the party
> i'm not gay
> pic related

>>714417850
wizard spotted

>>714415307
Me too :3

>>714414719
Because being a fuckboy is more fun. Almost have a different girl every day of the week, on rotation of course. Good for a Average white boy

>>714418649
The first line. Jesus Christ anon, made the rest a joke

>>714419381
sure there buddy :^)