Hey /b/tards. I'm out of your league. You will NEVER fuck

Lol I wouldn't fuck you even if you were the only pussy left on earth, you fat ugly whore.

>>714408431
>I'm out of your league.
Nope, you're a 4/10

>hot
Nope, again, a 4, tops.

>(Pic related, it's me)
Nope, this picture has been posted here regularly since at least June 3rd this year.

>>714408547
Fat!? Hahaha I go to the gym every day you moron

>>714408431
timestamp?
you are a 6-7/10.
I guess every guy fucks one of those at least once in his lifetime. Most guys will even fuck a 9/10.
So you are nothing special.

>>714408751
You really think you're hot? you're like a 3/10 lol.

>>714408431
Bait. Must be

>>714408431
No, that's not you. At all. Ever. You are a 12 year old boy.

>>714408431
You're right, I'm not in your league. I'm playing majors and you're little league.

>>714408788
No I KNOW I'm hot

anyone got photo of her with banana
"bananagirl is queen of /b/" kek

>>714408431
She's pretty good looking OP. So am I. She'd love me, I guarantee it.

>>714409132
course you are. must be hard for fat whores to keep cool

>>714409132
no, you know that the girl in the pic is hot, and as we all know, THAT IS NOT YOU. Your B8 is fucking awful.

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>>714408431
you need to fix your complexion hoe
your eyes are fucked up and slat inward at an odd direction too
your left eye is a lazy eye and you got a forehead i could land a helicopter on

>>714408431
and thats supposed to bother me how?

>implying i didnt give up before you were even born

>>714409228
lrn2googl

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>>714408431
is this the real bananagirl returned? unlikely but would be great if it was, post something new queen /b/ if it is you

>>714410388
different girl

>>714410808
haha! you are either a newfag, a blind fag or an anon taking the piss!

>>714410854
its not the same girl. tits and face are completely different

>>714410971
the same girl anon, even bananagirl admitted it! queen of sag

>>714411145
prove it

>>714408431
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life

>>714411317
why bother? its the same girl with the same saggy tits end of, used to get posted daily but has now vanished, but she'll always be queen /b/