I'm a 19 year old Deputy Sheriff. I can prove that white

k prove it

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>>714401710
I literally did the whitest thing ever using my intellect and my status as a Deputy Sheriff. Its how I met the love of my life. Are you ready?

>>714401633
Cock in uniform for glorious proof

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>>714401915
I can't give cock in uniform but I can tell you I'm a Deputy in the south west United States rhymes with commiefornia.

>>714401876
No, nevermind.

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>>714402426
Alright what ever you say boss. Guess I'll green text it later.

>>714402143
Come on anon. They make the best uniforms there.

Just take a picture waist down or something. You won't be found out.

>>714401633
My gf's 21, she's chinese-indonesian and currently achieving her Doctorate in genetics.
She's not even that special, considering Akshay Venkatesh, who's not white either, had completed a PhD from Princeton University at age 20.
So there.

>>714402845
As if skin colour or race had any bearing on any of this.

Assholes are assholes, no matter what kind of a pussy they came from.

>>714401633
Do you mean you can prove it to anyone, or that you are superior to everyone? Be more specific.

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>>714402646
My uniform lately for pants has been black 5.11 tactical pants. I gave green ones and blue ones but recently we've been doing a lot a gang and probation assignments.

Thread is shit without your so-called proof.

How about a pic in uniform showing ID and a time stamp. You can block names/faces if you have to.

>>714401876
>I can prove that white Americans are superior to anyone.
>i did
>my intellect
>my status
>i met
>my life

im sorry i didnt know you were every white american there is.

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>>714403023
I guess its story time

>be white
>in highschool
>meet swiss girl
>ask her out we go on dates nothing serious
>find out shes dating a guy from france
>turn 18
>we both graduate highschool
>she goes to school, I am hired by Sheriff Department out of highschool
>fast forward me and her talk every now and then
>Hear from a friend that her BF loves to do drugs
>Conduct low-key investigation into his background
>First week off of probation with my partner
>See my crushes boyfriend late at night loitering at beach
>We turn on lights see hes with a friend
>They are smoking weed
>The regular bs, ask for a formal demand to see all the weed
>They say they have none
>Tell his friend hes going to jail unless he tells me where weed it
>My crushes bf's friend tells me that my crushes bf has a felony amount of the devils cabbage
>let friend off with warning
>Search my crushes bf find felony amount of weed with intention to distribute
>"dont touch me pig"
>itsgoingdown.jpg
>He proceeds to try and hit me and my partner
>Partner deployed tazer on him
>I pull out my glock 17
>Tell him if he moves he will be shot.
>We cuff him and place him under arrest.
>Charge him with resisting arrest, x2 assault on a peace officer, possession of weed with intent to sell, public intoxication (maybe fabricated ;])
>Bring him to jail for booking.
>His phone rings its his gf my highschool crush
>He asks if he can answer
>I answer for him tell her he's been arrested
>She is outside his house waiting for him
>Me and my partner drive over to help her
>She recognizes who I am
>"Anon?!?!? I didn't know you were a cop"
>Heh I'm a deputy sheriff but I'll let it slide.
>She has no clue that I arrested her BF
>My partner and I are allowed into his house and seize his weapons under orders from supervisor
>Week later she calls me we go for coffee
>Tells me shes a wreck and cant stand not having boyfriend
>I ask her to dinner
>"That sounds nice ;)"
>mfw white always win
cont.

>>714404172
even if he was he would have to prove that he is superior to anyone, good luck with that.

I'll be waiting for the call so we can assess which one of us is superior.

>>714402143
Where! I just met a young deputy sheriff in socal.

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>>714404294
>current day
>Her ex boyfriend tested positive for heroin
>Courts find him guilty and sentence him to 15 years

Two weeks ago I received a call from my supervisor saying that I'm under investigation for fabricating charges against him. Yesterday my supervisor called me and say that investigation was closed and that me and my partner are being considered for the LEO medal of valor.

TL;DR I arrested my highschool crushes boyfriend and I'm now engaged to her.

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>>714404557
I don't want to disclose because I'm under a microscope right now.

>>714405071
Give me a clue. Do you sometimes patrol an area with a dam?

>>714405071
>>714405272
I want to know more about you because the cop I met was fairly attractive. And I need to know. You're probably not a cop to begin with, though.

>>714404294
Fun read. Fiction until you prove you're a deputy sheriff, but still fun.

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>>714404947
Just to clear up they said that the Alcohol charge was fabricated and when they did an intoxication test he tested positive for heroin.

>kek saved my life and job

>>714405527
I'm literally under a microscope.

>>714405605
You didn't answer my dam question! Also you're not a cop. Also, no one is investigating an anonymous thread on /b/, pussy.

>>714405478
No I patrol along coastal communities. I think you're thinking of LA County.

>>714405711
You're right I'm not a cop. I'm a Deputy Sheriff. I'm not a boy in blue I'm a man in tan.

>>714405605
Still searching for your penis?

>>714405714
I'm going to take that as a yes

Pretty sleazy story, bro
Superior indeed

>>714405808
How the fuck is that a yes?

>>714405808
>>714405714
I know you know who I am deputy

>>714405786
Maybe..

>>714401876
that is fuckin hot. must. have.

>>714401633
>chainshirt and helm
Those dont stop bullets...

>>714405897
I haven't worked the 2 days bro.

>>714405867
Getting defensive cause I figured you out?

>>714405939
I know but they are pretty decent in a crusade campaign to reclaim Jerusalem.

>>714405995
This happened around 2 weeks ago

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>>714404947
Heil!

>>714406048
No. I can tell you we have never met.

>>714406143
How can you be sure

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>>714406098
Jog my memory then.

>>714406193
Ok. So. Long brownish blonde hair, white, short, was with a girl with big curly brown hair

>>714406247
Why did we talk to you?

>>714401633
Your pic is proof of something

>>714406338
For being in an unsafe area at night. And smoking.

>>714405829
I don't like criminals. He's the sleazy one for treating his gf like shit under his shoe. Plus hes a dirty immigrant.

>>714406453
You lied about him to get him deeper in trouble. It also sounds like you were stalking him/her
Enjoy your sloppy seconds, runner up

>>714406381
That is quite possible. How old were you and do you recall the day. I deal with a lot of "youth" who like to loiter and smoke weed like its air.

>>714404947
Do you have any idea how doxable you are right now??

>>714406563
Quite young and the day before Thanksgiving.

>>714406540
Stalking lmao I was conducting an investigation on him to try and prevent him from distributing drugs.

>>714406563
>>714406632
Cmon you remember me

>>714406639
I was not working day before thanksgiving. How ever I did work Thanksgiving and that was slow af.

>>714406723
This is why there is a code of silence because outside of the code you can't trust anyone , not even to brag.

>>714406723
You're not fooling anyone here
Also doesn't change the fact that you lied

>>714406766
Let's meet up and smoke a blunt, anyways.

If I were you, I'd delete this thread before someone gets a snapshot of it

>>714406882
Too late

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

>>714406929
Shit happens......

>>714406945
you like jazz?

>>714406766
Also, if it wasn't you, then who? Is there another young sheriff deputy? Or something. Who did I see

>>714401633
I have been to the arctic.
White Americans < Inuit.

Get out of your suburb, dopey.

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>>714401633
How does it feel being a cumskin sissy whos a tv sitcom zombie?