/b/, I am scared. A few weeks ago, I started personifying the

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2016-12-07 10:01:48 Post No. 714400387
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:01:48 Post No. 714400387 [Report]

/b/, I am scared. A few weeks ago, I started personifying the second chair that I have by my desk. I have been calling him "Mr Chair". It started off as a silly little thing, but I have been doing it more and more recently.

Anyway, long story short things have escalated and I am convinced that Mr Chair is alive, and trying to kill me. As I sit here, he is staring me down from the end of my desk, perfectly blocking my line of escape from the room should he decide to take action.

This may be the last time I ever post here, or anywhere. Remember me /b/. Remember Mr Chair.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:03:13 Post No.714400459
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:03:13 Post No.714400459 [Report]

>>714400387
B8

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:03:15 Post No.714400462
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:03:15 Post No.714400462 [Report]

Throw some pencils on the ground

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:03:21 Post No.714400470
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:03:21 Post No.714400470 [Report]

>>714400387

I'm not trying to kill you "Mr Ass", i just want us to be friends.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:05:16 Post No.714400574
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:05:16 Post No.714400574 [Report]

>>714400470
hah, nice try demon. I know what you did to Bill.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:05:41 Post No.714400602
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:05:41 Post No.714400602 [Report]

>>714400387
too much Westworld

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:08:01 Post No.714400735
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HES COMING CLOSER

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:08:56 Post No.714400791
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THIS IS THE END

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:20:31 Post No.714401405
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:20:31 Post No.714401405 [Report]

Incoming chair homicide?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:21:55 Post No.714401480
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:21:55 Post No.714401480 [Report]

just when i think /b/ has become fully cucked we get another dose of hilarious autism great stuff m8 keep at it eh

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:24:41 Post No.714401634
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:24:41 Post No.714401634 [Report]

get off the drugs kid

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:27:01 Post No.714401776
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:27:01 Post No.714401776 [Report]

>>714401634
the only drug I am on right now is pure adrenaline. My heart is pumping so loudly I cant read myself typing this comment. I know Mr Chair wants me to try to escape.

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:30:29 Post No.714401984
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MR CHAIR IS MOVING

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:33:22 Post No.714402139
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>>714401984
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:39:54 Post No.714402534
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please remember me

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:52:05 Post No.714403171
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:52:05 Post No.714403171 [Report]

>This is Mr Chair speaking.
>My mission is complete, mission time 6 years, 4 months, 1 day and 22 hours.
>I await my airlift to the moon

Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:02:13 Post No.714403715
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:02:13 Post No.714403715 [Report]

>>714403171
what awaits you on the lunar landscape almighty seat?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:27:04 Post No.714405159
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:27:04 Post No.714405159 [Report]

>>714403715
My next mission, my friend. Our work is far from over

Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:29:42 Post No.714405334
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:29:42 Post No.714405334 [Report]

Bump for interest. What more shall we learn of the chair?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:46:49 Post No.714406511
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:46:49 Post No.714406511 [Report]

5 year old humor

Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:54:34 Post No.714406925
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:54:34 Post No.714406925 [Report]

Hell yeah just bought some hearthstone packs :D. I need to come up with a deck to counter pirate warrior as well as jade druid

Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:56:15 Post No.714407018
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 11:56:15 Post No.714407018 [Report]

>>714406511
welcome to 4chan

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