Guys, I'm really desperate. What's the fastest way

Uhh, where do you live?

>>714399632
are you femanon?

Donating plasma should net like $50

you could work a day job for $15 bucks an hour. why does it have to be a day
?

>>714399692
Georgia

>>714399693
I have a dick

>>714399710
I already donated this week, i can't do it again until next week

>>714399632
buy and sell drugs at a higher price to some homeless turd that looks like he has a couple on him.

>>714399710
Seriously? I've been making money all this time. How often can I sell it?

>>714399769
ay, another georgia bro

>>714399755
Because i owe rent, and i didn't make enough this week to pay it. And yes i already have a job.

>>714399769
Steal.

>>714399632
Whats your opinion on cake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4

Find a gay guy with a foot fetish willing to pay you $100 to let him worship your feet.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_DXzAr9Lk

erogfijef

Sell your shit.

buy $20 of crack or heroin then take it to your police station to turn it in. all police departments have a drug buy back program that runs all year round and most of them give $100.

>>714399856
go on CL, say looking for a generous guy. let some old man suck your dick for 100. easy pease.

>>714399911
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Try bodily harm or prostitution.

>>714399971
Shit, i didn't think of that.

>>714399632
Mowing lawns you grass mowing nigger.>>714399632

>>714399856
Sell something. You gotta own something worth something.

>>714400000
>>714400000
>>714400000

>>714400019
>>714399915
I have 13k worth of magic the gathering cards, but i can't sell all of it in one day.

>>714400072
mow over them while you mow lawns you lawn mowing nigger!

>>714399632
What's your skype? if you do some gay shit for me I'll send you $100

>>714399971
10 bucks a handjob, you have 2 hands.

Time to go skiing 5 times.

>>714400130
>>714400130
>>714400130
OH GOD THIS PLZ

>>714400130
Hey man, tempting but i don't have a Webcam and I'm a fat hairy dude. I don't know if you're into that kind of thing.

>>714399632
1. Donate bodily fluids. (plasma, blood, sperm, etc.)

2. borrow from others, or if you have credit get a loan small enough to be manageable.

3. Consider all options for making currency including:
>>714400011 & >>714400019

5. profit.

>>714400072
Guys I think I found out what happened to his rent money.

>>714400072
Just got my attention. Do you have Nobles you'd be willing to sell cheap? I'll buy them right now. Also looking for a Misty/Catacombs and some Might of Old Krasa's.

>>714400000
checked
nice quints

>>714400211
>>714400211
There's your chance, OP.

>>714400202
Nah, I've had the collection for a long time. My uncle gave it to me and i stopped playing years ago. I just never got around to selling it.

>>714400072
You don't have a TV? Whatever you're using to type here? Stereo and speakers? Electronics always go quick. Easily.

Other than that, have tried talking to your landlord? and explain your situation. Worked for me in the past.

>>714400130

This legit? I'll do gay stuff on Skype for $100.

>>714399632
Sell some drugs. Sell a gun. Sell your shit.
Go rob a place.

>>714400072
Do you know where the black lotus grows?
They are very rare from what I've heard.

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS!!!

>>714399632
sell your amiibos

>>714400270
I'll do even gayer shit for $50.

>>714400270
Depends how good looking you are

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>>714400000

>>714400348
because you're a fag! you'll probably pay to do gay shit....

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>>714400000
Witnessed

>>714400211
I already have a guy willing to buy all my cards but he's planning on paying like $80 a week until it's all payed off. Though i don't meet up with until Friday.

Any other suggestions?

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>>714400000

>Donate plasma
>go to casino
>play blackjack super duper safe
>like bore the dealer safe

>>714399632
Get a sketchpad of decent weight artist paper. Cut tiny squares about 1/3" on each side. Wrap them individually in foil. Sell to high school kids for $5-10 each, claim its acid. Profit.

>>714400531
That's gonna be a long ass time. I'm just trying to finish off my deck right now but I'm not comfortable dropping that much on a couple of cards, especially with MM3 coming up soon which will probably reprint the cards I need.
Sell him the whole collection minus Nobles if you have them and I'll buy them tonight. We can help each other out here, /b/rother.

>>714399999

>>714400722
What do you mean by nobles? I haven't played in years so i forgot a lot about the game.

>>714400926
Noble Hierarch. It's a 0/1 with Exalted that can be tapped for white, blue or green mana. It has been printed in Conflux and Modern Masters 2015. Chances are if you had any, they would be from Conflux.

>>714401147
ITT: things virgins say

>>714401174
>All the cool kids were playing magic the gathering

>>714401270
>all the cool kids were doing drugs, fucking, and drinking

>>714399632
>no prostitution
Do you look good? You could strip for a night.

>>714401174
My friend is a pro magic player the fucker is like 33 and gets more pussy than me (i'm security at a college club)

>>714401330
Nah man, I'm not attractive at all.

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>>714401270
Don't you mean, the BIZARRO cool kids?

>>714401338
I'm security for security.

>>714401366
What do you need the 100 for?

>>714401407
I started earlier, rent.

>>714401338
Thats less a testament of your friend's sexual prowess, and more of a declaration of your beta-ness...

>>714401321
>all the cool kids got stds, unwanted pregnancies, and falsely placed accusations of rape from times of being drunk as fuck.

>>714401443
Borrow some from family. I'm sure they'll be understanding, unless you're a nigger.

>>714401446
Nah weekdays are slow but on the weekends i lay more pipe than a mexican who just learned what irrigation is

>>714400926
I'm heading to bed soon OP are you interested?

>>714399632
Work 10 hours for $10 per hour cash in hand.

>>714401587
Not worth searching through all my cards just for the one.

>>714401508
My dad wouldn't help, my brother is poor af, and my sister already borrows money from me all the time.

>>714401649
I mean, it's a way to get your rent within the next day. But I'll just head to bed then.

>>714401739
I mean, i have over 3500 cards. And they're not organized at all.

>>714399632
Maybe you do shit for these btards and they pay you through PayPal?

>>714402081
Like what? I don't know what people want.

>>714399632
sell some shit faggot. or walk onto a construction site and ask to help.

>>714400162
Fucking died at skiing 5 times

It's kind of shitty but payday advance places line money tree are pretty quick about getting you the cash