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>A girl will never produce a literal truckload of poo

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>A girl will never produce a literal truckload of poo

Why live /b/?
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>can she really be leshawk
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>>714399031
No, Leshawk's avatar is the white-haired guy.
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Why would you want her to?
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>>714400570
Because I'd like to see a woman push out a giant thick poo.
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>>714400767
liar
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>>714398820
There is no reason
You should kill yourself immeadately
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>>714400824
No I am not. If I didn't why would I have made this pic?
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>>714401004
Sorry for triggering you. I suggest you return to tumblr where you won't encounter these scary threads.
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>>714401007
You didn't make that pic, you just stole it.
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>>714401182
No I didn't.
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>>714401043
>doesn't get the trigger meme
>or the tumblr meme
>makes weird post about truckload of poo

This is why you should kys
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>>714401396
>gets triggered by poo drawing
Leave /b/, normalfag.
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>>714401378
So you admit you stole it then?
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>>714398820
actually, i'm willing to bet that over the course of her lifetime, the average women produces far more than just one truckload of poo. FAR more, i would wager. i'm sure the stats are out there somewhere, but fuck you OP, fuck off and die by your own autistic hand
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>>714401566
Why is she pregnant with walnuts?
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>>714401566
Kek, I have that pic. Did you find it on a thread here? I probably posted it.
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>>714401689
Why so mad?
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>>714401543
No. I made that edit.
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>>714401806
You already said that you didn't make it, so which is it? Make up your mind.
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>>714401763
yes i got it here
i saved it because it is so autistic that it shouldn't exist, but it does so i had to preserve it
if you are the one who made it, i have no idea what the fuck is the matter with you
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>>714402027
No I didn't. I said >>714401378 refering to your accusation. No I didn't steal it.
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>>714402041
>if you are the one who made it, i have no idea what the fuck is the matter with you
I didn't make it. A woman did. There's a woman on Gurochan who likes hyperscat because she has IBS.
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>>714402186
Why do you keep contradicting yourself and lying about it?

>>714401182
"You didn't make that pic..."
>>714401378
"No I didn't."

If you really did make that pic then prove it by posting the original.
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>>714402450
As you wish
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>>714402243
i see... suppose the fact that she has been required to be obsessed with shitter and the general area of it for her whole life made her that way? who knows. people are weird as shit. i've had crippling anger problems and depression my whole life, but i don't go around drawing pictures of cartoonishly angry people. who knows man, who knows
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>>714402523
Caught you

If you really cared about poop then you would've known I meant the poop image and not the girl.

You're just a lame troll.
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>>714402640
As long as it doesn't hurt anybody, I don't see the problem with it.
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>>714402668
I have the poop image too. It's from this.
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>>714402746
1. You posted the girl first.
2. The poop is cropped, which is completely disrespectful.

That's two pieces of proof that you're just a lame troll.
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>>714402931
How is it a troll to prove I made the edit by posting the two pics I used?
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>>714402998
You probably just reverse image searched them.

And piece of evidence #3:
The image names are completely different naming systems. Clearly you don't care in the slightest Mr. lame troll who pretends to like poop.
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>>714403145
Sometimes I just save things directly to my downloads folder. Why are you so bent on this conspiracy of yours?
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>>714398820
Actually. If it's a short bed pickemerup truck it won't take 10years for a girl to fill it up with proper diet. Source: your mom
What now faggot?
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>>714403509
I mean all at once as a massive super-turd.
What now faggot?
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>>714398820
tonka trucks are a thing. checkmate OP, you fucking faggot.
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>>714403658
No toys. A real truck. Not checkmate, faggot.
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>>714403259
You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

When a poop happens it squishes good.
You could never understand that squish Mr. lame troll.

When a poop happens it makes you unf then it splashes.
You could never understand either the unf or the splash Mr. lame troll.

When a poop comes out of your bottom it is a moment of shared purification as you give away what you no longer need and it leaves your anus to fulfill its mission to nourish the earth with the life you return to it.
You could never understand the miracle of pooping Mr. lame troll.

Mr. lame troll if you cared about poop at all then you would understand what I'm saying, but you don't, you're just a Mr. lame troll who pretends to care about poop so you can continue to be Mr. lame troll who has no idea what poop is even like.

I suggest you navigate to amazon.com and pick yourself up some educational literature: https://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Turtleback-School-Library-Binding/dp/0613685725
Maybe then you can understand even a teensy tiny bit Mr. lame troll.

Mr. lame troll, I feel sorry for you, I truly do, you don't understand poop and are just a Mr. lame troll who doesn't understand poop.
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>>714403807
>calls me a lame troll when all he's done is be a lame troll
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>>714403905
Evidence #4:
You don't even try to defend yourself, you clearly don't care about poop at all Mr. lame troll.

Take your poopless tonka truck and drive away before you lose your poopless truck driver job to a robot that can even replace your poop (that you don't care about) too.
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>>714404094
>you clearly don't care about poop at all
Oh, that's where you're wrong. I care about poop very much.
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>>714404198
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>>714403807
What. In. The. Fuck.
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>>714404230
He's a troll.
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>>714404198
>>714404214
>>714404248
>>714404268
If you actually cared about poop Mr. lame troll then you'd be proving it instead of posting all these stoolen images now wouldn't you Mr. lame troll?

Also this one
>>714404289

I can't even understand why you're such a Mr. lame troll as much as you don't understand poop with a good squish and unf and splash for mother nature like she intended but not for you Mr. lame troll.

You have tiny poops Mr. lame troll and they don't even smell bad.

That's why you drive a tiny poopless tonka truck Mr. lame troll.

If you cared anything in life then you wouldn't be such a Mr. lame troll who steals poop pictures from the internet and tries to pretend to like poop to internet strangers who have more of a life than you because at least we know what a good squish feels like and can understand things you never will Mr. lame troll.

If you were poopsmart like us then maybe you'd have something to look forward to in life a few times a day, but instead you're a Mr. lame troll who has tiny stinkless poops that don't squish because you're a Mr. lame troll.
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>>714396619
>>714396619
aw yeah
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>>714404586
??
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>>714405776
Mr. lame troll now you're running away from your parents who have better poop to post buttdicktransexual magic person foxes because you don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

If you give me your poopless tonka truck before Elon Musk's poop replacing driver robot takes your job away then I'll give it a good squish Mr. lame troll.

Your mom seems nice Mr. lame troll, you should learn how to poop from her.
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>>714398820
I get that this is probably you fetish, but are you sure you'd even really want this?
She would have to be the size of a dinosaur in order to be able to make a dump like that.
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This shit is motherfucked
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>>714406032
>but are you sure you'd even really want this?
Only if there was no germs or smell. I mean, that would be impossible but so is taking a dump that big.

>She would have to be the size of a dinosaur in order to be able to make a dump like that.
If giants exist for this scenario why can't non-giants making giant poos also exist in said scenario?
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>>714406099
No, that turd is a virgin.
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>>714406032
>>714406099

Nice try Mr. lame troll's parents, but everyone already knows Mr. lame troll has no friends and tiny no squish no stink poops isn't that right Mr. lame troll.

Mr. lame troll's parents you can stop now and go teach Mr. lame troll how to poop before you get replaced by poop replacing robots for being shitty parents that didn't teach Mr. lame troll how to poop right isn't that right Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714406159
Mr. lame troll stop pretending because you don't even like germy nature smell stink poos.

Go away in your poopless tonka truck Mr. lame troll.

>>714406189
Of course it is Mr. lame troll's dad. Nobody in their right mind would fuck a poop.
Isn't that right Mr. lame troll who maybe fucked a poop because you don't understand good squish Mr. lame troll?

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714406261
>>714406389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28
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>>714406159
>If giants exist for this scenario why can't non-giants making giant poos also exist in said scenario?
Because giant animals have been proven to exist, while poos of that size have never been proven to exist from a normal size person. It's about mass, the body needs to be giant in order to produce that amount. A normal sized body would rupture before even a fraction of that poo was inside it.
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>>714406455
So why are giant dinosaur-sized humans allowed when they don't exist?
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>>714406452
That's not even poop Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

>>714406455
Those are still fake stolen poos Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714406528
They aren't allowed Mr. lame troll in your poopless tonka truck.

Go away Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714406528
They're not, nobody has even seen a dinosaur sized human, I was just saying that if you wanted a human to lay a turd that size, they would have to be that large. I'm still saying it's impossible, but for it to be even remotely possible, you'd have to be a dinosaur sized human.
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>>714406749
This is just a fantasy though. Why does it have to follow some sort of realism when your solution doesn't either.

A dinosaur-sized human wouldn't probably even be able to eat enough to survive without having an effect on the ecosystem.
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>>714406749

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

You don't even understand that the system thinks good squish poop protectors are spam Mr. lame troll.
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>>714406820
Well you were lamenting the fact that your fantasy couldn't be real. I was adding some realism to elucidate what you were actually lamenting.
Go get a giantess fetish and then start work on genetically modifying humans to satisfy your fetish if you want it to be real.
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>>714406820
Mr. lame troll take your stupid no poop fake dinosaurs away in your tonka truck along with your stupid no squish not stink tiny fake plastic poop self you Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714406936
Thank you Mr. lame troll's dad for admitting that your son is a no poop idiot who doesn't even understand poop at all.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714406936
But her being a giantess would take away part of the appeal of my fantasy. Part of the appeal is the load being bigger than the woman. If it was a giant sure it would be a huge turd, but not for her.
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>>714407021
Mr. lame troll's dad that's very nice but please teach your son or daughter how to poop with maybe even a tiny ok squish please would you Mr. lame troll's dad?

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714407021
Well then you better just enjoy your fantasy and stop lamenting that it won't be real, because it could never be real under our laws of nature.
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>>714407132

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714407162
This isn't even my fetish mr lame troll troll, what are you even adding to this thread?
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>>714407132
I know, that's why I'm lamenting it. That's kind of the point of "X will never" threads.
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>>714398820
People should stop complaining, you magnificent motherfuckers are the spirit of 4chan.

If it weren't for occasional weirdos like you /b/ would just be another porn board.
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>>714407216

I'm not adding no squish unpoops like you Mr. lame troll's mom.

>>714407231
You don't even understand poop Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.

>>714407262
Thank you Mr. lame troll's dad.

You don't even understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714407262
I joined this site way too late. If I made this thread like three years ago it would have fit right in here. Nu-/b/ on the otherhand is filled with normies and tumblrites whose only fetishes are fapping to traps and Facebook nudes.
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>>714407418
Stop noshitposting.

You don't even understand poop at all Mr. lame troll.

You don't understand poop Mr. lame troll.
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>>714407418
I'm the realism anon, I was there and 3 years ago this place was pretty much equally as cancerous as it is now.
The difference really only comes down to nostalgia glasses.
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>>714407672
But the difference was it wasn't normalfag cancer
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>>714407707
Normalfags were here back then as well. We just called them summerfags back then.
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>>714407812
Well maybe it was more than three years ago. The point is there was time here without millions of trap threads and facebook cancer, where a scat thread wouldn't be so rare.
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>>714408078
Sure that is true, but people still took the piss out of scatfags in their threads. I've been here for about 7 years and the only thing that has changed is the flavor of cancer.
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>>714408166
I'd rather that then have situations like this.

To change the topic tough, anyone here good at photoshop?
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>>714408166
I'd rather that then have situations like this.

To change the topic though, anyone here good at photoshop?
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>>714408281
I think we might be the last 2 people in here and I don't do photoshop.
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>>714404574
>poopsmart
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>>714408384
Darn...
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>>714401004
>Should
>immeadately

Anon you should consider your own advice
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>>714402640
But you do browse /b/ and that would be an outlet for your anger, just the same as that girls shitty pictures are an outlet for her weird fetish.
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>>714408619
You could go ask for it on the /r/ board, I'm sure some photoshopper there shares your fetish.
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>>714408843
I've tried scat requests before. It only worked like one time (and even then it was pretty bad quality). Every other time I tried the thread would die.
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>>714403807
Holy shit this thread has given birth to new levels of autism.
The fuck is wrong with you?
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dude somebody help scat kid out i like him i dont know why
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>>714408983
Why the fuck did I stay up til 7:30am just to read about squishy poops on 4chan....
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>>714401396
>takes the bait
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>>714408983
Trolls aren't mentally stable, anon. Haters tend to be more autistic than fans.

>>714409071
What? You mean with my photoshop request?
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>>714409084
If you live on the northern hemisphere, it's probably because your inner clock has been screwed over by the lack of sunlight. That's my reason anyway.
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>>714409221
>the truth is bait
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>>714409084
I can't say it hasn't been entertaining today I watched two grown men argue over feces.
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>>714409246
my inner clock is definitely screwed up... but now i just want to find out more about Mr. Lame Troll and the poopy avenger.
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>>714409394
You could cap this thread and proliferate it to lure back the poopy avenger.
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>>714409232
yee
photoshop request
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>>714409608
>poopy avenger
?
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>>714409685
I'm guessing you aren't the one to be able to help with it, are you?

Also, why do you like me?
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>>714409694
Read the thread, he's the guy who calls everyone mr. lame troll.
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>>714409743
not i
i dono..i been here since the original thread
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>>714409808
But >>714409394 said "Mr. Lame Troll and the poopy avenger." which implies he's referring to two different anons.
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>>714409827
>original thread
?
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this thread is now about poop
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>>714409926
this one
>>714396619
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>>714409909
One of them is mr. lame troll and the other is calling mr. lame troll mr. lame troll.

gaaaallllll
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>>714409956
no shit?
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>>714409909
OP got the title of mr. lame troll, the poopy avenger is the troll caller.
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>>714410032
yes shit
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>>714409909
theres one that likes big poops
and then the troll that came and called him mr troll
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>>714410054
hell naw
op is scat kid
troll caller is is mr lame troll because hes a lame troll
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>>714410006
Yeah that one. So why do you like me exactly? Did you post int hat other thread?

>>714410008
Oh, got it.

>>714410054
I'm not a troll. Only the troll that says "mr. lame troll" is a troll.
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>>714410093
>theres one that likes big poops
So I'm the "poopy avenger"?
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>>714410161
dont know.
and yeah i did post
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Anybody here good at photoshop?
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>>714410210
whatever i guess
ive been calling you scat kid..
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>>714410234
What did you post?

What do you mean you don't know? You like me for no reason?
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>>714410161
I didn't say you were a troll, I said that the poopy avenger who is a troll, called you mr. lame troll.
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>>714410277
I'm not a kid though. I don't like that other nickname either.
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>>714410161
No, but I admire your dedication to large poops.
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>>714410297
Are you the guy who posted >>714409394 though?
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>>714410277
The Poopy Avenger and his sidekick Scat Kid.

They go around the world saving the world from not having truck sized poops.
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>>714410328
Thanks. I really like them.

Wait, if you're >>714410006, then who is >>714410234 and why did he answer it?
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Any of you guys know an anon good at photoshop that might be able to help me?
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>>714410340
Nope, I'm the realism anon.
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>>714410512
Oh...

We really need IDs here.
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>>714410423
im the same person..
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>>714410567
I dunno about that, the confusion has a way of creating amusing situations. Back when we did have id's, these altercations happened less and thus I was less amused.
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>>714398820
Well...over a lifetime of shitting
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scatman
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>>714410660
But you said in one of them you did post and in the other you didn't?
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>>714410743
Not the same. I want to see a single mega turd.
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>>714410827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPIZboQw1zA
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>>714410827
Skipperdipperdipdomdadumdoop dumdadoopdoop
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So, no-one here knows a photoshop anon? Not one?
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>>714410924
i did post. i never said i didnt post..i said i was here since old thread and i posted and i didnt know why i thought u were cool
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>>714411113
Then why'd you say "no" here >>714410328?
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>>714411293
that wasnt me
someone answered for me
dono why
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>>714411359
That's what I pointed out before but you said you were both >>714410660
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>>714411429
>"yes this is Patrick".
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>>714411520
So you're saying he was falseflagging you?
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>>714411840
Nah I'm just having fun with the confusion.
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>>714411429
everyone is posting as me now
oh well
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Guys... I went overboard... I made an edit.
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>>714412134
will someone please photoshop some large shits for scatman
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>>714412666
satan wills it
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Guys help
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>>714413143
You gotta add an astronaut helmet to her head and have her floating next to a turd planet next.
This isn't even a fetish of mine, but the idea seemed funny to me.
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shitstronaut! sounds fun
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>>714413258
>a turd planet
Damn...
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>>714413431
The photoshopper could even add some shatelites for effect.
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Nobody's photoshopped for me. I made those two edits myself in paint.
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>>714413601
Meant for >>714413517
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>>714413632
Oh, well they're pretty funny, go on anon.
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>>714413745
>go on anon.
Go on making them?
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>>714413894
Sure, you've gone this far, take the challenge of the turd planet and become your own request deliverer.
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>>714414018
I've actually delivered people's requests before. Want to see them?
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>>714414076
Sure why not, this thread has entertained me so far, if you wanna keep going I'm not gonna stop you.
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>>714414149
Someone on /b/ asked me to draw Rukia shitting on the drawthread. I happily delivered.
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>>714414222
Kinda looks like she is pooping out The Thing from fantastic four.
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>>714414359
Kek.

I also drew another anon's request (that he moved on /trash/ since /b/ drawthreads are full of normies) of one of the Switch-tans taking a dump on the other.
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>>714414451
Also I made two edits, since he asked for a greasy turd.
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>>714414482
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>>714414222
lol nice
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>>714414495
the poop texture falling apart is nice
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>>714414504
Thanks. Are you guy who asked to see it, or was that >>714414359?
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>>714414609
Thanks. I was going for a softer look.

By the way are you staying for much longer? I'm working on your planet request as we speak.
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>>714414620
Nah he's another guy. I'm still the realism anon who is amused by this thread.
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>>714414700
Are you the guy who requested the planet edit?
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>>714414845
Yes and I'm staying here to see it happen.
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>>714414937
Good, I hope you like it.
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>>714414620
im the anon here from the original thread still.
would also like to see turd planet
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>>714414683
not my request
but yes im staying
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>>714415008
I'm glad. I'll try to be as fast as I can.
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You guys might want to try to keep the thread alive for me while I'm working on it.
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Guys?
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>>714415339
Will do, I was just out making a sammich.
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>>714415541
Thanks man. I'll probably be 15 more minutes.
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>>714415541
Another bump, dunno if I can do it on my own though.
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>>714415719
bamp
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>>714415719
Try replying to me.
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>>714415900
Here you go.
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>>714415900
Also nice dubs.
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bumpin
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>>714416105
Thanks. Not long to go now. Ten minutes tops.
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>>714416246
Okay.
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Can I ask you an honest question?
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>>714416377
Meant for >>714416347
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>>714416404
Sure go ahead.
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>>714416478
Do you think I'm messed up for liking this stuff? Am I a freak?
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>>714416528
Nah, you're just different from me. You're not hurting anyone with this and I don't see how you could, unless you forced someone unwilling to participate in it and I don't get that vibe from you.
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everybody likes different things bro
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>>714416671
Thanks. I really mean that. A lot of people act like having a scat fetish (even if it's 2D only) is worse than being into stuff like rape and underage.
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>>714416786
I know, but this is really weird stuff. Really, really weird stuff.
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Just drawing the background now guys. Almost done.
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>>714416828
Everyone likes making other people feel weird about their fetishes here though. It's kind of par for the course.
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>>714416671
"i don't get that vibe from you"
lol classic /b/ delusion, guru-like people-reading based on utterly insufficient information
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>>714398820
you will fnd your own reasons. asking won't help. look inside yourself. stop thinking the answer is outside of you. others can't help, you're alone and always will be. but that, as everything, is both good and bad. you'll get over it. either that, or suicide, and we both know you're too scared, as i was, to suicide. maybe some day, but today we live. and that, for some reason, makes us brave, even if it's hard to believe. cheers bro.
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>>714417035
The fact that he asked with a bit of apprehension kinda told me that. But sure I have no real evidence for anything, just my hunch.
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>>714416864
id say its a bit more civilized than shit smearing
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>>714416999
I know that, but I just mean in general. A lot of artists and random internet people will not bat an eye at fetishes involving a lack of consent and suffering, but then act like a drawing of poo is the worst thing ever.

>>714417035
How can one force another to participate in a physically-impossible fetish?
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>>714417219
It usually comes down to "stop liking what I don't like", people are disgusted by different things and disgust can elicit some pretty strong reactions. That doesn't have to reflect badly on you though, it's just their preferences.
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>>714417359
Okay. Thanks for talking with me.

Request is nearly done by the way.
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>>714415882

STRAIGHT SHOTA

A MOM CARRYING HER SON HIS FEET DANGLING FROM THE GROUND AS SHES SLIGHTLY SQUATTIG HES SUCKING HER BREASTSS WHILE
FUCKING HER CLENTCHING HIS BUTT WHILE HESE CREAMPIEING HER AS SHES PEEING AND TAKING A MASSIVE TURD AT THE SAME TIME

SHE COULD BE IN BOOTS PLATFORMS BAREFOOT OR IN HEELS Gogogogogog
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>>714417418
You're welcome.
And cool, it's gonna be fun I think.
>>
im excited for artwork time
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>>714417575
>>714417591
Don't worry guys, almost done. Just drawing stars so the background isn't empty
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>>714417487
Why are you yelling at me?
Also I'm not the one making stuff in here.
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>>714417662
>this guy
>>714417487
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>>714417487
>underage
>incest
HELL NO
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>>714417650
I like that you are keen on details like that.
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>>714417786
i agree like how the poop was falling apart in that one picture
and the added grease was a nice touch
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>>714417786
Thanks. I aim to please.
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>>714417860
Thanks. If people who aren't into scat can still praise it for its detail, then I am definitely happy with the work I put into it.
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Half the background done. Nearly there guys.
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>>714417983
And another bump.
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bumperino
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Almost done guys!
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Also, what do you think it would feel like to poop a planet-sized turd? Would it feel good?
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>>714418246
nice and bump
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>>714418401
About five minutes left. Just need to fill the corner.
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>>714418276
i think maybe if you had an ass/asshole that would fit that it might feel pretty nice to shit all that out


just think about some girl shitting for so long they fill up a truck...thats a long fucking shit
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FINISHED!!!
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>>714418638
Woot, lets see the result.
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You
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>>714418658
Here you go! Hope you like it.
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>>714418638
bring it on
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Also here's a close up of the girl, since you said you wanted her to have a helmet on.
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>>714418734
That is pretty funny.
>>714418780
Nice job.
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>>714418824
Thank you. You like it?
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>>714418708
Kek
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>>714418734
this thing is pretty awesome
like the astronaut helmet
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>>714418780
fuck yes bum girl is perfect
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>>714418868
Thank you.

Do you it's awesome in concept or how I made it?
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>>714418900
Yes, she is. Any girl who can produce poos bigger than herself is perfect. :)
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>>714418852
Yeah, the only thing I would add to make it better is a little line of poo connecting her to the planet.
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>>714418913
i like the concept and your artistry is also very nice
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>>714418946
what does ts stand for?
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>>714418951
I could try and make an edit. Do you want me too?

>>714418966
It is indeed an awesome concept. And thank you. I'm glad you like it.
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>>714419054
Yeah, it will make it more obvious that she shat out that planet. Is it gonna take a lot of effort though?
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>>714419036
Turd-Star. An organisation that formed asks girls like her to produce planets for them to colonise, as most of the planets they discovered were in infertile or uninhabitable.
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>>714419125
No, no. Not at all. Will you stay for another 20 or so minutes?
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>>714418900
Did you mean the name choice is perfect or just her in general?
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>>714419127
nice
a back story
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>>714419162
her in general
>>
>>714419127
kek, you actually made a background story for my turd planet idea?
That's great anon, keep cultivating that imagination.
>>714419145
Sure, I'm doing other stuff while bumping this thread, so 20 minutes more won't be any problem for me.
>>
>>714419197
Yeah, I kinda like there to be a story behind this sort of thing.

>>714419213
What about her exactly?
>>
>>714419225
>kek, you actually made a background story for my turd planet idea?
>That's great anon, keep cultivating that imagination.
Thanks. I thought it'd be fun for there to be a reason why she's pooping out planets.
>>
>>714419250
her cute face how she looks to be tired from straining
her ass and tits
and she even has a back story
>>
>>714419501
It is fun, it makes me appreciate the picture a bit more.
>>
>>714419579
Well keep in mind I didn't create her. Create should be given to Leshawk since he drew the original truck dump pic.

I just merely repurposed her for Realism Anon's request
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>>714419637
I'm glad. Also I just removed all the background from the turd from the original truck pic. Might be another ten minutes if that's okay.
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>>714419652
Oh yeah, you're right. It's still overall nice tho.
>>
>>714401689
Ha, no. Average is 48.5 kg/ year. Think of your daily load, and you'll get approximately that number. So even if she hits the 100y mark, it amounts just to 5000kg. Let's assume of a density of 1 (sometimes it swims, sometimes it doesn't, right), and that just a cube with a side length of 170cm. That's not exactly "FAR more" than a truck load, right.
>>
>>714419652
You should gift the edit to that Leshawk guy, I'm sure he'd find it funny.
>>714419858
Stop worrying about the time anon, I'm on my day off and have nothing planned for the rest of the day, so an additional 10 minutes is nothing to me.
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>>714419972
Yeah, she's cute. Cute girls make scat better. I much prefer them to lewd girls in scat. I think it's better if they're simply taking a dump without trying to be sexual about it.
>>
>>714419994
I don't have a tumblr, but I'll try and find a way to send him the edits.

Sorry, I just felt bad for taking longer than I said. I underestimate how long it takes to work in Paint.
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>>714420123
i agree.
when im in the mood for it id just rather watch a girl use the bathroom
>>
>>714420175
Well this can technically be considered an OC thread now, so you using a bit of time to deliver is just to be expected.
>>
>>714420175
i dont have anything to do today either..i stayed up all night...do need to try and find some bud tho
>>
>>714420291
Hehe realism anon here, we are fairly similar. I've been smoking hash for most of this thread.
>>
>>714420235
Oh I right, I forget you said in the other thread you didn't mind scat.

>>714420435
Would you be still be enjoying this if you weren't smoking?
>>
>>714420435
Other anon here, i ran out like an hour ago..i need to get some more..some hash would be amazing but hash is a bit more rare where im at
>>
>>714420612
Yes, my personality doesn't really change from me smoking. I might be a bit less restrained, but otherwise the same.
>>
>>714420690
Where I live, it's the other way around. Getting green is rare, while hash is everywhere in varying degrees of quality.
>>
You guys are cool by the way, either of you have a discord or somethin'?
>>
>>714420738
Yeah, i smoke all day everyday pretty much...only difference is i get a little quiet when im super stoned....bothers some people...but i dont really care if they get uncomfortable in silence..heh
ive become more of a lone smoker these days due to the fact i feel like i dont socialize enough when im high so i usually drink a few with friends before i smoke that cancels out my non talking effects somehow
>>
>>714420738
Oh good. I was just hoping so in case when you sobered up you didn't like this stuff anymore.
>>
>>714403807
>>714404198
This is the greatest shit (HAHAHA) ive read all day, and I just woke up like an hour ago
>>
Also, another question: As long as there was no germs or smell, would you mind living on her turd planet?
>>
>>714420816
Interesting. Where you from?
>>714420862
Thanks, you are pretty cool yourself, i dont have discord...whats that? maybe i should get one.
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>>714398820
15 spicy wings from kfc will change that
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>>714421011
Did you see the planet dump?
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>>714420862
I've heard of discord, but never used it.
>>714420904
I'm both a social and lone smoker, when I'm with other people it makes me more outgoing(unless I get seriously couch locked) and when I'm alone I just enjoy the high and do things I enjoy on my computer.
>>714420923
Don't worry, I'm not gonna flip on a coin on you.
>>714421034
I'm from denmark, you?
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>>714421034
>Thanks, you are pretty cool yourself, i dont have discord...whats that? maybe i should get one.
Just a thing you use to talk to people online easily. Meant to replace stuff like Skype and TeamSpeak in terms of convenience.

Well, any other way we could somehow keep in touch? Are you realism anon or stoner anon by the way?
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>>714421025
I dont think i'd mind.
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>>714421025
Without the germs it wouldn't turn into dirt though.
I wouldn't mind living on a turd turned to earth planet, it would be great soil to plant stuff in.
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Is this thread really scientifically discuss about the amount of poop that girls actually make?

If thats the case,i might say...holy shit
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>>714421211
this is stoner anon,ummm i have a kik
>>714421181
Thats cool, im from the u.s. i live in mississippi
pretty much shittiest place in the us to be
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>>714421446
Yeah we did do that, now we're talking weed while op makes new pictures.
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>>714421211
im working on getting discord
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>>714421321
Well I mean, no germs that would make you sick like real poo.

And yeah, that's another reason Turd-Star pursued this project; these planets would have extremely fertile soil.

>>714421499
I don't. What is kik exactly?
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Also reopening this has made the smaller details really pixelly. The planet's fine, but the girl...
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>>714421499
I think I might've driven through Mississippi while on vacation in America.
I remember driving over a bridge, that went over a giant river at least.
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>>714421659
The end result will probably look nice anyway.
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>>714421660
thats the mississippi river haha

sounds like louisiana
lousiana is close though
>>714421659
why she make the pixel nao?
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>>714421828
I've been through a lot of states though, we did a big road trip on that vacation, went to a bunch of national parks, visited family in two states and so on.
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>>714421828
The image was so big that I can't reload the original file. Only the saved png will load, but it has lost the details.

not too long by the way, ten minutes.
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>>714421988
Oh, that sounds cool man. I haven't been outside of the states yet, unfortunately. I'd love to go though.
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>>714422057
oh okay no worries

just got discord how can i find you guys on here
or vice versa
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>>714422086
I can only recommend seeing the world, it gives you a different perspective on a lot of things. I loved seeing the change in the scenery while driving through America. Even something as little as driving over a mountain on the highway, made drastic changes to what the different ecosystems looked like.
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>>714422300
Cool. Also I finished the edit!

Sorry which one are you again. Also what is your discord name so I can find you? There's a four digit code beside your name you also need to send
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Here it is guys. Sorry it's not that good. Can't do angles in paint so the trail had to be horizontal.
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>>714422333
Oh nice check my trips guys.
Also I'm realism anon and I can't really be assed to get a discord, but I hope you guys have a nice talk together.
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>>714422333
Oh id love to travel, just dont have the means to do it at the moment.

also you should get a discord...was a lot easier than i thought, you dont even have to open up your email account
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>>714422493
That is great anon, you can really see whats going on in this one. I never knew witnessing the birth of a turd planet would be this funny.
>>
>>714422388
stoner
creature 2688
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>>714422671
So you just sort it out in the same browser window?
>>
>>714422493
lol it has an umbilical cord
>>
>>714422739
download
type in email
name
password
and then its there
>>
>>714422862
I'm just high and lazy right now though, can't be assed.
>>
>>714422941
awww but
the tripod
the shit comradery
alright
>>
>>714423329
I've enjoyed this thread with you guys though. It's rare that I join a thread while being contrarian and it ends up turning into a pleasant conversation.
>>
guess im not the only one who's stoned rn
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>>714423674
Smoking up as we speak.
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>>714423820
same
cheers my nigga
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