Does anyone else only match with nasty fat bitches on here? What

>>714394315
You're uggo

>>714394315
if you're a tall guy who's buff and is at least a 8.5/10, don't bother using tinder

>>714394429
*unless
not if

>>714394429
so if im handsome, i shouldnt use it?

>>714394429
Seems to be the case a lot

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>>714394565
>>714394517
i meant if you're not one, don't

believe me

havent used tinder before but ive used something similar. its full of fake accounts and only one person messaged me...a fake account and tjey made fun of my looks

>>714394716
If your average and alreay have a girl it works to get some 3some action

>>714394849
Have tried this. Never really worked.

>>714394924
Your doing something wrong then. Im going a date with a 5'2" cutie tomorrow with my wife.

>>714394716
what about for hookers?

It's pretty insulting getting matched with fatties. That's all I can pull on there Is fatties and weirdos. I don't mind the weirdos as much tho. They're total toss ups in terms of quality.

I tried it. Only ever get matched with credit card phishing spam or camwhore spam.
The last bastion of attempting to find any level of intimacy and it couldn't help me. Truly I am utterly hopeless.

>>714395067
sure i guess

>>714395159
Don't be a loser, if you're in your "Last hope" phase, juuuuust start shooting threes from the half court. You've literally nothing to lose.

>>714395109
For real. I don't necessarily agree with the needing to be buff, and an 8/10 to match with chicks but seriously...Not exactly buff, not super tall either, but I am not bad in looks at all. And yet fat bitches are either all I get matched with, or is all that will respond.

>>714395444
good looking girls get hundreds of messages. thyre never gonna look through any of them

>>714395633
Fact.

Is Tinder down for anyone else??

Take the Iron pill.

Seriously though this app is shit. I use to use it to meet people but then found that it's easier to just talk to girls in person.

>>714395444
I've been considering just trying it out with the fatties. Just to meet more ppl, have more rides to places, weed possibly? And hey they probably have hot friends. So why the hell not, ya know?

>>714395353
I got a coworker who was using it and was scoring girls left and right. More than a few were fatties, but still.
I try and get nothing. And I'm in no way being picky. I just don't get matched with anyone who doesn't end up just being spam.
Few of these services need to change up their script. I had 3 girls one time giving me literally word for word the same lines.

>>714396048
Try spicing up your bio. Foot in the door, dick in the whore and all that jazz.

>>714396910
Do girls even read the bios?

>>714396949
You'd be surprised..

>>714396978
Explain? I thought mine was fine...But what is it about bios that they look for? Mine is just a basic description of me

>>714397043
They want to know how much money you make, and how popular you are, that is it, nothing else.

>>714396978
I think filling out the bio makes you appear desperate. Like already telling them about your life before you even met them.

>>714397043
Basically, lets assume that most guys are 4-7's. Pretty generic shit, how are you gonna "sell" the product of you? Try being clever, funny, interesting.

My bio is simply "If you're into puns, cigarettes, and guys- I'm your guy". Now you tell me you wouldn't swipe right on me. Hahahhaha

>>714397043
They want something flashy or quirky. It's hit or miss. Tailor yours to the personality your looking for in a girl. Don't expect a 10/10 qt to right swipe if she's into punk rock while your looking for a smooth jazz girl and have a smooth jazz type bio. Make sense? And don't give too much basic info in a bio, use some mystery to help guide the conversation if you match. Easy questions are always the best to start with and help lead to more in depth ones.

>>714397256
True, but I'm not winning anyone over with looks alone. Gotta stack the deck.

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>>714394315
I dont even get that

>>714394315
online game is pure hypergamy.
80% of woomen want to to date the top 20% of men.
its easier to pickup chicks real life if you are average looking.

I've met, gone on dates, dated, and hooked up with about 7 different girls in the 12 months I've used it off and on. Most of them were kinda ugly, a few of them were gorgeous. Slept with one of the gorgeous ones. I'm kinda chubby, but handsome. I keep myself well groomed and I keep conversation interesting. I ask questions and make jokes. If you can get matches, then the hard part is over. Make conversation interesting and give them plenty of opportunities to talk about themselves without sounding like you're trying to stalk them.

Oh and don't have a creepy profile. ask a girl friend (if you have one) if she can give you a hand if you are that inept.

>>714397523

A lot of truth to this. I'm good looking, but average height and a little chubby. I picked up a 9/10 on a cruise I was just on. Took some time, but charisma and personality can take you a long way.

>>714397163

God what the fuck is wrong with people?

>>714397523

But they cant, so how do they? Surely desperation for attention drives them down the ladder?

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>>714397163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2D-7o2IBCI

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>>714398145

If you are matching with fatties, it means you are swiping right to like them.... it takes 2 to make a match. Don't swipe right on fatties. Btw, I've had a lot of success on Tinder... and I'm 45 yo and average AF.

>>714398110

Nope, its like a gambling addiction.

>"T-This one will like m-me for sure!!!1"

Or they just double down until they get what they want, or nothing at all.

>>714394315
Because good looking women don't need tinder.

>>714394315
because girls can sense if you're a betafag. Fat girls are just desperate enough to ignore it.

Fucked an uggo blue hair sjw off of tinder last night. 4/10... but wanted pain like a 10/10, smoked me out, and let me choke her with my dick.

Sometimes you just have to nail a Hillary supporter when you voted Trump. Shatter their pelvis and then shatter their mind.

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>>714398280
did you used to do that paper sniffing shit in school when a teacher would come into class with fresh paper?

>>714398475
OP here. I fucking loved this

>>714398606
>>>714398475
Not really. That toner was on mimeograph machines that were being phased out already.

>>714397843
>If you can get matches, then the hard part is over. Make conversation interesting and give them plenty of opportunities to talk about themselves without sounding like you're trying to stalk them.
How do you even get them to write back?

>>714398729
It wasn't great sex and she had some gross skin tags that I'm not too proud of.... buuuut once again she smoked me out and let me choke her the fuck out with my dick and let me spank the shit out of her.

She said that she feels like a bitch in daily life so much that she just needs to be put in her place.

Don't know if I'll hit it again... really depends on how much I want weed and knobslobbing by the end of the week.

>>714394315
Worked a treat for me. Must be you.

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>>714398816
What was the first company you invested stock in?

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Milf I fucked

>>714399121
Enron. Seriously.

>>714399664
Hi

Add to your profile that you can do the Humpty Dance.

>>714399664
what if i want her to die

I matched with 80% fat black girls

believe me, even if you get matched, reply rates are like minus 75%.

my gf looks for a girl, i was on tinder before and i am quite charming via text and no matter what 1 in 10 maybe answers and isnt autism.

im happy i found my person to be with, 99% of people are boring

>>714394315
Seriously just talk to the next hot chick standing next to you in a queue at the supermarket or some shit, you'll be surprised how well it works if u have an ounce of charm

Just use a fake fukin picture dickhead

>>714394315

pretty girls don't need tinder to get some.

pretty girls who are on tinder are bots or way out of your league anyway

Seriously. Average looking guy here, got laid all the time and went on dates. It's about quantity. The more girls you message, the more responses you'll get. Make your picture not some stupid selfie but a nice picture, maybe doing something active and with people. A funny line or movie quote is always good for a bio. Dont be a fucking cuck beta loser, be confident.

If you say "hey, i was wondering if you wanted to maybe go out with me sometime maybe?" you might as well start taking hormones and be the sissy you always wanted to be

Start with something original, a stupid shitty pick-up line that will make her smile, a pun on her name just something to make her look twice. Once you get there, "Hate talkin over tinder, give me your phone number and ill take you out for a drink sometime, get to know you a bit better."

Be a fucking alpha, tell that bitch what you are going to do and what she is going to do. If you dont get a response, who gives a shit jerk off and message the 8 other 4/10's you swiped on.

Also pro-tip... dont swipe on fat ugly bitches.. if you dont wanna match fat ugly bitches

>>714394315
89% of girls on tinder just want sex, 7/10's+ can get sex with any horny attractive buff guy, so if you're none of those things good luck finding the 11%.

Also you'd be surprised how rarely ugly girls use tinder because of how self conscious they are.

Tinder is for hot guys and hot girls to hook up and bang.