>In philosophy >Professor asks me about the concept of

interview for it coop, boss asks me what my greatest personal acheivment is, tell him my lol rank, get hired on the spot. turns out he plays video games too

that totally happened

Asked if I had any special skills in this interview...

I farted for 13 seconds straight.

>in wold history
>just after mid-terms
"Hey, when are we going to use the textbook? You only gave us one reading assignment."

"Anon, you have reading assignments every night. They're in the syllabus."

>woops
"Anon, you mean to tell me that you've only read one assignment all term? You usually score a 95 or higher on every test. How do you do that?"
>explain how Civ5 hours are better than study time

>>714382073
>Civ5
>actual history
pick one

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Nice. Enjoyed that little story.

A few, I wrote essays about classism and racism using tales of symphonia, stole the quote "courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality" to make myself seem deep. Also wrote an philosophy essay about moral grey areas using examples from breath of fire 3 was applauded for my work. AlSo playing medal of honor helped me out on history tests in high school.
There are better examples but I can't think of them

>>714382156
>Civ 5
Knowing leader names and what each civ was known for in addition to paying attention in class

Stay jelly.

>>714381609
>being in philosophy class at all
Nice cringe

>>714382312
really? Civ 5 uses the most well known leaders for each country.
Did you really not know who Caesar and Alexander the great were?

>>714381609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714382312
was that a middle school world history class?

>>714382426
Public education is a bitch aint it?

>>714381609
>in a dark alley confronted by three niggers
>they look cracked out and say something like "what up cracka bitch where yo money at"
>ohshit.jpeg
>suddenly I feel power surging through my body
>fall silent and meditate for a few moments
>as they descend on me I suddenly plant into a shoto stance
>"HADOUKEN"
>they're all obliterated

>>714382426
Pachacuti, Pacal, etc.

It's not all about that white history, bruh.

>>714381609

This never happened

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>>714381609
You have a shitty professor if he was caught off guard by a student skating around a question, saying basically nothing by parroting a short as fuck quote from a video game.
And you are retarded for thinking that quote actually said something of value about death and that this made up story would make you seem cool.

I hope I don't trigger you though. I'm simply paraphrasing Katamari.

>>714382639
Nigger pls go

>>714382639
Seriously what type of question would that help you with, unless the questions are easy as fuck.
You know pachacuti was a leader of the inca empire, thats about it.

>>714381609
Oh god you're some kind of faggot.

There is no such thing as evil, for its all relative. Didn't Star Wars teach you anything?

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>>714381609
>round of applause
this doesn't happen in real life, keep it out of your fake stories next times

>>714382575
Kek

>>714382922
Also its a remarkably terrible and vague answer for a philosophy class.

was interested in hearing what people had to say
instead see everyone be super bitter about anything anyone says

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>>714381609
>>714381609

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

what a load of shit, as if you'd remember that exact quote when instantly put on the spot. go kill your self you attenion seeking faggot

>>714382919

come to work with me, i'll show you evil

i'm certain all my years of playing video games have improved my vocabulary.

that's probably about it though.

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>>714383080
>Philosophy
>terrible and vague answers
You're bring redundant Anon

>>714383182
I highly doubt whatever you do is evil. Unless you work in a bank.

>>714381609
/r/thathappened is leaking
fuck off

>>714383142
>how to spot a buttravaged OP 101

>>714383142
Fuck off dumbass. Don't you know where you are

>>714383303

Nono, it's not what I do. It's what others do in the company.

>>714383268
This

Vidya taught me english.

>>714383142
Because for the most part video games don't improve life outside the game.
At most youll have better hand finger coordination and get better at quick critical thinking for making decisions, depending on the games you play.

>>714383352
not even OP
just someone who enjoyed the idea of the thread
besides, everything is fake around here but since everyone ruined this one in particular I guess I'll go back to the fake tits instead

>>714381928
Where you going for a job in the oil and gas sector?

>>714383648
You sure convinced me.

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>walking around some fields with english friend
>guys a bit of a player and can pick up girls pretty easy
>i'm a kissless virgin
>couple of niggers out of no where try and jump us
>i pick up a large stick and literally just spin in circles to keep them away
>mate from no where throws a rock
>nigger goes down
>english mate yells "thats how we do it in Kingsport"
>Mfw

>>714382575
Kek gay

>>714382878
you do realize that there are shit tons of other texts and information you can read right? It is like a huge part of the game.

Though most ppl simply go LOL TLlDR

>>714381609
>implying

>>714383581
Games can teach plenty. Just as well as any book, just with interactive interface.

Also puzzle and critical thinking games improve cognitive function and logic. For really great "puzzle" games, look up zachtronics. Specifically TIS-100

World History AP class question about how to make bronze or something.

Instantly knew it was tin and copper. Thanks Runescape.

>>714383893
Guess what? Theres even more text in your text book.
And 1000x more accurate information.
Civ5 is in no way a substitute for a history text book and you have to be rather delusional to think so.
Now if were talking about Crusader kings or EU4, you can learn a lot from those games but still no replacement for a text book.

>>714382919
Stop using the word for like a faggot. It's fucking stupid and it makes you seem like a retard with limited vocabulary. It doesn't add anything to your statement and is even more out of place when you don't use the correct form if it's.

>>714384114
Quick. what makes gunpowder

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>>714382679
>Overreacting this much

>>714384206
Oh god you fucking retard. You mean 'of "it's"'? Jesus Christ how can anyone be so stupid to misspell a TWO-LETTER-WORD

>>714383581
I agree with you. But still, out of all the threads that people make stupid bullshit in this could easily be more entertaining than everything else. I mean what other threads are on here these days? Porn, cancer, more porn, fake fantasy porn stories, more porn, etc. Why can't we just make shit up that isn't what we normally bullshit about?

>>714384256
>A simple, well formulated, one paragraph response to an thread starter on an open forum
>overreacting
Wew lad. No wonder you're taking philosophy classes and quoting video games.

>>714384213
Fuck if I know. If it's related to RS, then it came after my time. Coal and sulfur?

>>714384384
The problem is the bullshit is lame and non-believable.
Tell an interesting and believable story and people will ask you questions, and not saying your story is crap.

>>714382679
>paraphrasing Katamari
The king of all cosmos never said anything like that. You're of your rocker dude

>>714381609
Wtf does that even mean

>>714382156
>implying America didn't build the great library
>implying Ghandi didn't start nuclear war
>implying Rome didn't ally with Japan, adopt communism and sneak attack the fascist Iroquois

>>714383811
What game is that from?

>>714384370
Oh no, someone made a comment about how a sentence was purposefully and ignorantly constructed in a way that comes accross as fucking stupid. What am I going to do? Oh look a letter is wrong.

>>714384590
Nigga, I'm still not OP.

>>714382878
Pachacuteeeee!!! with the "e" at the end for gods sake why do you muricans have to make everything sound murica!!

I'm Peruvian btw

>>714384631
I'm taking artistic liberties with my paraphrasing.

>>714384712
Dude, go easy on yourself. Your syntax isn't THAT bad

>>714384473
Not OP fag

>>714384893
Fair enough

>Be 15
>Go to a chill high school for the 'bad' kids(expelled or stupid and lazy as fuck, I was the former)
>teachers chill as fuck
>One used a $4000 smart board daily at lunch to set up a gamecube with SSX tricky

>Black man history teacher
>Whitewashed with a hint of ghetto now and again
>Learning about Egypt
>Show him Children of the Nile
>Tells us to review the material and spends an hour playing it

He never gave a shit if you were stoned, just laughed and asked if you were having a good time.

>>714384868
Did you know names of long dead people are often changed when translated to better fit the language?
Thats how Cristoforo Colombo turns into Christopher Columbus.

>>714384115
>accurate information
>in a >$100 corporate publisher book

What a great story.

>>714384688
diablo 3 you dubs getting faggot

>>714382919
If you choose to believe in evil and good following your human traits then he's right choosing between what you think is a lesser evil and a greater one is hypocrite otherwise if you go out of the human sphere, there's not such a thing as good and evil in the universe

>>714384929
Sure thing, mate.

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>>714385168
>>714385168

saying the names like an asian doesn't make it right

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>>714385168

>>714385352
Don't know how to verify information?
Its pretty simple really now that we have the internet.

>>714385399
Checked and rekt

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>>714385534

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>running late for school
>get to car and realize I forgot laptop
>run back into house, retrieve it and come back
>I locked my keys in the car
>think "what would the dovahkiin do?"
>pull out random keyboard
>press ~ to bring up console
> type tcl and enter
>I walk through the door into my car
>type tcl again to go back to normal
>drive to school
Thank god for skyrim

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>>714385816
>>714385816

>>714383080
Op's story aside, what the fuck are you talking about? Philosophy is nothing BUT vague, open-ended contemplation.

>>714383179

should be autistic works of fiction and faslehood

>>714381609
In my last English class in high school I quoted gandalf in one of my essays and got a 90. Used the quote out of the book that talked about how some people deserve to die and are still living, and some are dead but deserve to live, and that unless you can control both you have no right to impede on the other or something like that.

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>>714385168
>>714385519
I dunno it goes both ways, there was a japanese columbo played by monkey magic's masaaki sakai.

>>714384213
Chatcoal, sulphur, and potassium I think

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>>714381609
Even if that actually happened, all you did was regurgitate some shallow bullshit that someone else threw together at the last second and you felt all warm and fuzzy inside for it.

Fuck you.

>>714382922
Only in merrica

>>714381609
You know how I know your story is fake though? You do the same shit tumblrinas do. "Everybody clapped". No they fucking didn't, in every fake story people clap and I have no fucking idea why you people think that's what real people do

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>>714381609
>taking philosophy in college

>>714381609
I did the exact same thing with a man chooses, a slave obeys in an essay once.

>>714384631
This mofo obviously never played the real katamari

>>714381609
Play strategy and simulator games since 1994 (got my first computer then) and you will pick up some skills.

Got accused of cheating in Business College because I was too fast in anything to do with accounting, payroll calculation and budgeting. Teacher tried to kick me out of school for that reason but failed because other students and I protested and told her I just did shit so fast out of habit because I played games involving so much numbers.

Got told not to show my face in her class anymore but still got good grades from the class anyway and a letter from principal confirming I did not cheat.

>>714381609
Cringe thread?

>>714384256
How very autistic of you