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Alright /b/ I need a bit of advice >Girl I've been interested

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Alright /b/ I need a bit of advice
>Girl I've been interested in for a year is in college a state away
>Coming back for the break, her house is only a town away
>Gonna set up a day to hang with her, want to ask her out
How do I go about it without fucking it up?
I'm usually confident with literally anybody else but, as cliche as it is, I just can't work up the courage half the time
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>>714378810
She's a state away. She's going to be fucking everyone except you while she's at college.

Cuck-a-doodle-dooooo, motherfucker.
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>>714379013
Well we're both introverted as fuck, her even more so. Don't think she's even had a boyfriend yet
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Why would you even bother? Itll never work with that distance, no matter what she says shes gonna be in heat one day and fuck some other dude, 100%.

>>714379013
speaks truth
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haha,asking some college whore out on a date

shes probably had a thousand dicks in her mouth(none of which will ever be yours you cuck),good job cuck
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>>714379214
Itll happen, some other dude will tell her shes pretty, women are innately whores, and contrary to opinion, just as horny as dudes. Let it go man, i'm honestly telling you this as sincere advice, not to troll you.
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>>714378810
>any plans during break?

literally plays itself out from there
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>>714379663
This.
And follow the genie, OP
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>>714378810
oh yeah, i bet she puts on the innocent act when she comes home for christmas.
pic related
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>>714379283
Well, it's New England type state distance, meaning that it's like a 2 hour drive to get there, not crazy type distance
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>>714380040
Alright, you're obviously too stupid to listen then. Go for it dude, i just want you to remember this exact moment when you find out she fucked another dude while "with" you.
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>>714380237
Right then, how about you stop being a whiny bitch and move on from her, whoever she is.
Get back into dating, take the thumb out of your ass and be a man for once. You win some, lose some - cut your losses and stop holding onto everything.
Also, OP, just fucking do it. Get off /b/ and just tell her, faggot.
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>>714380040
see >>714379956
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>>714380552
What the fuck are you talking about? I aint whining about shit, i was giving him advice because im usually the fucking one screwing the girls that are in a relationship. Learn reading comprehension you fucking faggot.
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>>714380237
>projecting this hard
lel
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